Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Miss Lin couldn't hold back and laughed again.

Seeing her smile, I felt relieved. I got out of the carriage and went back to sit next to Wu Er.

When it was time for dinner, I found a restaurant and sat at one table with Mrs. Lin holding her child, and Wu Er and I sat at another table.

I ordered two dishes and a pot of wine and asked for several bowls of noodles. I gave the donkey-hide gelatin ointment I brought with me to the shopkeeper, and taught me to cook some porridge for Mrs. Lin to eat.

In the past, Mrs. Lin also taught the servants to serve her at home. She held the child so delicately that she didn't even know how to eat.

I took the child again and stuffed it into Wu Song's arms and taught him to hold it.

Wu Songdao: "Why do you teach me to take care of children all day long? Just now this kid just gave me a hand."

"Oh, you have to be so unappetizing while you're eating? If you let me hug you, I will hug you."

Wu Song took the child and held it in front of his chest with one hand, while holding vegetables and wine with the other.

The little guy, pink and fleshy, nestled in his big embrace and refused to be honest, stretched out his hand to squeak his beard.

Pull it, Wu Er "Zi".

Pull it again,? Wu Er "Zi" again.

He stared at the little guy, and he was not afraid,? He giggled and pulled his ear again.

Wu Er frightened him with a stern face: "Hey."

Little guy: "Oh?"

Wu Er said, "I'll beat you again."

Little guy: "Oh!"

Wu Er raised his eyebrows and pretended to scare the child. The little guy was not only not afraid, but was also amused by him and giggled. While laughing, he pinched his face back and forth. Wu Er's nose and eyes were pinched out of shape, fierce Neither is he, neither is he if he is not fierce, he is about to kill me laughing.

The two quarreled for a while, and Wu Er dipped a few drops of wine into the little guy's mouth with his chopsticks. The little guy squeezed his eyes, trembled, and stuck out his tongue to drink.

Wu Er laughed straight: "Okay, boy, he looks like a man, like your father, he is a good guy."

I patted him: "The child is so young, how can he drink? You should stop messing around."

Wu Er said: "The capacity for alcohol has to be raised from an early age. How can a man do without capacity for alcohol? Don't be like some people who get dizzy after drinking a little, just like women."

I murmured softly: "Yeah, I'm just a bitch, I get dizzy when I drink a little, and I get fucked when I get dizzy."

Wu Er glanced around: "I won't be around from now on, you are not allowed to drink."

I said, "Come on, with you by my side, I don't dare to drink."

While talking, the donkey-hide gelatin porridge was ready, I brought it to Mrs. Lin, Mrs. Lin thanked her, drank the porridge in small sips, and saw that the dishes in front of her seemed untouched. The clerk called over and ordered a few more dishes for the ladies in my family according to their tastes.

Lady Lin shook her head and said with a smile, "Your official is really thoughtful."

I smiled and said nothing, when suddenly I heard a man next to me scold: "Why are you staring at other men, you dead woman?"

The woman at the same table raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with me if I just took a look? I just think that man is better than you, he is kind and thoughtful, and it doesn't hurt to spend money on women! It's better than you! Ten thousand times stronger!"

The man turned his head and stared at me and scolded: "Little boy has a lot of filthy money, you are amazing!"

I was annoyed: "It's none of my business that you two are arguing? Did I provoke you?"

The man slapped the table again: "You just provoke me, you seduce|seduce my wife!"

I also slapped the table: "Ah, I'll go! I really think you're the kind of wife I like?"

The man was annoyed, he pulled his clothes back and bulged his chest muscles: "Little boy, are you looking for a spanking?"

I also push my chest out...

He raised his hand and touched it, although there were some, but it was as big as no one else. He ran to Wu Er and said, "Erlang, untie your clothes and let him see our breasts."

Wu Er picked up peanuts with his chopsticks: "Holding the child, I can't untie it."

I pressed his five fingers into a fist, and held his arm in front of my chest to show the man: "Are you a bit boobed? Have you ever seen such a strong arm? Have you ever seen such a big fist?"

The man grinned straight away: "Who is it? Take someone else's arm and compare it to yourself, what a useless little boy."

Wu Er was grinning stupidly at first, but he rolled his eyes when he heard this: "Do you dare to say another word to him?"

The man immediately lost his temper, pulled his wife to stand up and left.

Mrs. Lin covered her mouth with a smile, and I sat back next to Wu Er holding back my anger: "What are you laughing at? Are you happy that I hurt someone?"

Wu Er sneered: "The one who told you to attract others with a pretty face, deserves to be scolded!"

"Hey, I said you...you, hey, did you fart? What does it smell like?"

Wu Er was stunned for a moment, and immediately jumped up: "Ah, this kid has pulled again!"

The two of us rushed out the door with the child in our arms, and Wu Er rushed to the well in a golden suit, washing and vomiting at the same time.

I put the child in the car, took the toilet paper and wiped the child's butt.

Who would have thought that such a small thing could pull so much, it's so brilliant.

After finally cleaning his ass|butt, he took fine powder and threw it on him. Just after cleaning up that stinky little ass|butt, the little guy stared and stretched his legs and held his breath, "poof" With a sound, not only sprayed my butt|butt evenly, but also sprayed me all over by the way.

This disgusts me, I put this little guy under my arm, ran to the well with Wu Er, while washing and vomiting, I asked the buddy to bring hot water to wash the child's ass |

The two old men vomited up all the food they had just eaten at noon, and then clumsily washed the child's ass|ass. It sprayed out big snot bubbles all over the face.

Now I don't know which side to look at first.

Wu Er and I cleaned up the children clumsily. A few old ladies came over not far away, pointed at us and whispered: "Look, look, those two big men are taking care of a child together, look! Look at the stupid hands and feet."

"That kid looks really good-looking. Guess whose family it belongs to?"

I just lowered my head to change Lin Xiaobao's diaper, Wu Er, that bitch suddenly pointed at me: "He gave birth to me."

I blushed with anger, raised my head and scolded him: "It was you, you gave birth to me!"

Wu Er said: "I was not born so white, it was you who gave birth."

I said: "Hey, your child is the seed of Lao Tzu, so you follow me!"

"Fuck off, smelly and shameless, do you have the ability to sow seeds? If you want to sow, I will do so."

"What you gave birth to, you gave birth to! What I planted, you gave birth to."

Under the amazed eyes of those old ladies, the two walked to the car with their children cursing.

After getting into the car, Wu Er said again: "I don't want to hug him. I want to hug you. If I teach him to pull him again, I have no clothes to wear."

I took the child over and said: "Look at your hypocritical appearance, who wasn't like this when he was young?"

Wu Er said: "When I was young, I was not as good as him."

I said, "No wonder you are so tall. Are you only willing to eat or not to pull? That thing can be absorbed in the stomach."

Wu Er pointed at my head and knocked: "Go eat shit!"

I also beat him with my fist, and the two of them drove the car with the child in their arms. They fought and quarreled, but it made the little man in my arms giggle and laugh non-stop.

Lady Lin lifted the curtain of the car and said, "After holding for a long time, are you tired? Why don't you give me a hug for a while."

I handed the child over, but the little guy was still stretching out his arms and struggling for me and Wu Er to hold him.

Wu Er was being mean again, gesticulating with his mouth: "I like children so much? Then I will plant seeds for you tonight and teach you to give birth to me."

"If you want to do it, I will do it, wash it and wait for me."

"Cut, you shameless stinker, you really think you have the ability."

"You are shameless! Tonight, I am definitely going to have sex with you."

In fact, the two of them were just talking to each other, leading Mrs. Lin and the child to not be able to close the door at night, and that's all.

I went to the inn and opened three rooms. Wu Er and I lived in the two ends each, and Mrs. Lin lived in the middle with the child in her arms.

It is noisy all the way, and people who have to avoid the government can't take the official way, so the journey is very slow.

It's been a month since we approached Cangzhou.

During this period of time, Mrs. Lin gradually got used to the nonsensical fights between me and Wu Er, and the little guy got closer and closer to the two of us. This day when I was having lunch at noon, he suddenly pulled Wu Er's hair and called With a cry: "Turtle!"

Wu Er was taken aback: "Ximen Qing, did you hear that? What does this little guy call me?"

I said: "I heard that, he said you are a thing that comes out of the water, and you take Gail to drink the wind."

"No, no, listen to it, listen to it again, little thing, call again, call again."

He held the little guy up in front of my eyes, and the little guy opened his eyes wide and yelled again: "Turtle!"

I was also stunned: "Understood, he called me Daddy. Come on, dear, call me again."

Wu Er said: "He obviously called me first."

"Go, he said you are an aquatic product, and he called me this time."

"Go away, you are the turtle, your whole family..."

"Yo yo, Wu Er, you're the only one in our family right now, you're the one!"

"Ximen Qing, are you looking for a fight again?"

"Hit and hit..."

A pair of jade hands stretched out from the space, and hugged the child.

"We're going to Cangzhou soon, right?" Mrs. Lin looked down at the child, her eyes were slightly red.

I said, "Yes, sister-in-law, we are almost arriving in Cangzhou."

Mrs. Lin let out an oh, and went to the car with the child in her arms.

Wu Er looked at her back and smacked his lips: "Hey, do you think Brother Lin has arrived in Cangzhou? We met, won't you ignore her again?"

I said: "It just depends on how infatuated Miss Lin is. If he still ignores them cruelly, I will be in a hurry with him."

Wu Er smacked his lips again: "I heard that the military camp in Cangzhou is very miserable, and it is definitely not as comfortable as that in Mengzhou. Can the two of them bear it?"

I said, "Let's take a step and see."

When a person arrives in Cangzhou, he must see Chai Jin first.

As soon as we met Chai Jin, without saying a word, he rushed forward and hugged me, patting and rubbing: "Little brother, you miss me, you really miss me."

Wu Er was holding the child beside him, looking like a little daughter-in-law jealous.