Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Looking back, it was Zhang Qing, Cai Yezi, who came back, with his gang of young men behind him. I was blinded by his voice, and forgot to hide for a while.

Sun Erniang cried under my body: "Zhang Qing, you bastard! How can I applaud my old lady for teaching this little boy to beat like this?"

Dacai Yezi came back to her senses, and hurriedly said: "No, my lady, I want to say that he beats well...so ruthless! I said you, how could you beat my wife while I was not around? Why don't you let her go quickly?"

They are also men, although this guy's face is quite tense, I can still see a trace of enjoyment from the bottom of his eyes.

He loosened his hand from the woman, and asked anxiously, "Have you found Wu Er? How is he now?"

Da Cai Ye Zi clapped the back of his hands: "We searched everywhere,? But we couldn't find it..."

Just as he was about to ask again, the woman behind him scolded loudly again: "I said Zhang Qing,? Are you stupid? You didn't ask me a word when I was beaten up like this, but you talked to him first when you entered the door?"

Only then did Cai Yezi come to her senses, and punched me: "Why did you hit my wife? You started fighting with her just after I left for a while? Don't you know she's a woman? Wife, look at me now! Take it out on your behalf!"

Cai Yezi pulled my arm and said in a low voice, "Brother,? You beat me really well! Let's go into the room and talk, don't let this dead woman hear you!" He kicked me on the body again, and said sharply : "I can't deal with you anymore when I'm an old man? You little boy!"

As soon as the door was closed after entering the room, Cai Yezi turned his head and bowed: "Hero! It seems that you are really Wu Erye's friend! Although there are many passers-by on our cross slope, you are the second one who dares to fight this woman,? Wu Er Grandpa is the first.

So I have always respected Second Master Wu the most, and I am more anxious than anyone else when I know he is in trouble.

Just now, my subordinates and I entered the city pretending to be vegetable dealers, but we saw that the city was heavily guarded, and notices were being posted in the streets and alleys to arrest him everywhere, and we even dispatched horses to the neighboring state capitals to send news that Second Lord Wu had already left the city. That's it. "

I asked anxiously, "How can you see that?"

Dacai Yezi clicked her lips: "Think about it, if the person is caught on the spot, why bother to post notices everywhere? Then there is no need to go out of the city to send news, don't you think so? So I just said, how easy is it to fight a tiger hero?" Die? So don't worry!"

The heart suddenly lightened, and the person sat slumped on the chair for a long time, unable to speak a word.

Yes, Wu Song should be fine. I remember it was written in the book that he escaped after the mandarin duck building was stained with blood, but after he escaped, did he go again?

I beat my head hard, but I couldn't remember the plot behind it. If I had known that I would be transmigrated into this world, I should have read that book thoroughly.

But Cai Yezi laughed twice, and said, "Don't worry about being a hero now? Then sit down now, and let me chop a few knives on your body first!"

"what?"

Before he could regain his senses, the guy had already slashed at him, dodged, and the knife he had slashed fell on the table, and the blade sank more than three inches into the table.

Is this fucking real?

Before he could regain his senses, he swung the second saber with all his might, and the dodge was a little slower, and a huge hole was cut in his sleeve!

God, who can tell me how many psychopaths are there in Outlaws of the Marsh?

He was still talking to you in a friendly manner just now, and he will hold a knife and shoot you at you in the next minute?

He didn't dare to be dazed anymore, pretending to be an opening, knocked the vegetable leaf to the ground with a punch, grabbed his knife, and put his foot on his chest.

Cai Yezi put her hands around her mouth and shouted loudly: "Oh my god, you are so vicious, you beat my wife and you will come and beat me! Help me, lady, I can't beat him!"

Then... this bastard swung his fist and hit his face hard a few times, until his nose bleeds, and screamed: "Ah, lady, this thief is so cruel, he hit me so hard ruthless."

I looked down at this big vegetable leaf acting, only to feel thunder billowing above my head, and my brain nerves were stimulated to twitch repeatedly.

The door opened, and Sun Erniang rushed in with two assistants, pointed at me and cursed loudly: "You bastard, let go of our boss!"

I pointed my knife at Zhang Qing: "You bitch, if you dare to swear more, I will immediately chop your man into meat paste!"

The woman didn't dare to make any more noise, she looked at Zhang Qing helplessly and said, "Master, why are you so useless that you were beaten like this?"

Zhang Qing stretched out Erkang's hand and screamed in pain: "Lady, in order to avenge you, it would not be a pity to be beaten to death by this man! You treat me... Ah! Ah! Ah!"

This guy pretended to be struggling, but fell down again, hugged my feet and stamped his stomach fiercely, and screamed even harder: "Ah, you killed me! You killed me!" ! Even if you beat me to death, don't hurt my wife again!"

Hold your forehead with your hands!

I have seen a lot of men who are afraid of their wives, and this is the first time I have seen a man who is afraid of being like this!The man's face really made this dish lose all its leaves!

Fearing that he would not enjoy his performance, I simply kicked Zhang Qing's stomach a few more times.

The cabbage leaf was in pain, and screamed with difficulty: "Lady, I have tried my best, but I can't beat this thief! Take care of yourself... Ah, I will go!"

Cai Yezi rolled her eyes upwards, pretending to be dead.

Sun Erniang let out a scream and rushed over to save him, but she was held tightly by the subordinates: "Don't let the big boss go, the second boss is already dead, and you can't fight this thief!"

I stepped on Zhang Qing's shoulder and grinned grinningly at Sun Erniang.

Sun Erniang scolded: "You thief, what do you want?"

I sneered: "I don't want to do anything, I want you to disperse everywhere now, and then investigate Wu Er's whereabouts, and report back to me as soon as you have any news. At one minute in the evening, I will burn down your black shop first, and then go to bed. I've killed your man, forgive me, but you can't stop me!"

"What a cruel thief!" Sun Erniang held her head and screamed, "Don't touch my man, let's go find Wu Erye now!"

As soon as the words fell, she ran out with the thieves like a gust of wind.

Hearing the woman's footsteps walking away, I kicked Zhang Qing: "Your woman is gone, get up quickly."

Zhang Qing closed his eyes: "Shh, keep your voice down, this dead woman is very ghostly, I'm afraid she will kill me again and return the carbine, so let me die for a while."

It's life-threatening...

After a while, when it was confirmed that Erniang Sun would not come back, Zhang Qing got up from the ground, went under the bed to get a jar of good wine, went to the kitchen to bring some dishes, and said cheerfully: "Hero, I'm busy." Day and night, are you hungry too? Come, come, let us have a drink first."

I was really hungry, but I didn't dare to put down my chopsticks when I saw those dishes.

Zhang Qing saw what I was afraid of, so he laughed and said, "Don't worry, these are not human meat, they are all beef and mutton. The human meat was sold by that dead woman, and we can only eat some good meat."

I asked, "Why does your wife grow a beard?"

When asked, Zhang Qing burst into tears and said, "It's not that my wife has a beard. I was forced to marry such a bearded wife!

At quite a young age, I was also a good-looking and good-looking man, who usually ran amok in the village, but later got into big trouble, and the whole village was driven away. When I came to this place, I saw an old man guarding a vegetable garden to live by himself.

I deceived him that he was helpless, forced him to go away, and occupied this place to make a living. "

I ate a peanut and cursed: "You bully even the elderly, are you lacking in virtue?"

Zhang Qing sighed: "At that time I was young and didn't think I was wicked, but now I realize that I lack great virtue!

One day later, another old man passed by the door. I thought he was so easy to bully, so I went up to him and asked for money, but when he refused to pay, the two of us fought.

Unexpectedly, that old man was extremely skilled, he subdued me with three punches and two kicks, and he was about to cut off my head when he raised his hand.

I was afraid, and begged for mercy again and again? The old man said: It is not difficult to survive, just teach me to marry her daughter.

I was not young then, and I thought about women day and night, thinking that this was a great thing, so I immediately agreed.

As a result, the hijab was lifted on the wedding night? My mother!This woman is actually stronger than me, and has a thicker beard than me. At that time, I was so scared that I turned around and ran away. If I teach this woman to catch up, it will be a violent beating!

From then on, I ran and couldn't escape, and I couldn't die, and every day I asked this dead woman to beat me and torture me, and I was going crazy!"

I especially wanted to say that he deserved it, but looking at his miserable appearance, I felt pitiful, so I changed my mind and asked, "Then your father-in-law doesn't care about her beating you?"

Zhang Qing slapped his thigh straight: "Where can I find him? As soon as he married this rotten girl, he was so happy that he ran away overnight. There has been no news for so many years. Only then did I know that he That day, he deliberately came to earn money from me!"

Unable to stretch it any longer, I hugged my shoulders and shook with joy.

The two chatted for a while, and Zhang Qing became happier as he talked, and went to the beam to fetch some overcooked dog legs and put them on the table.

"This thing doesn't belong to a person at first glance, right? You can eat it with confidence, I will never trap you."

By this time, I was starving too, so I ate a few dog legs with hot wine without saying a word. Zhang Qing was pouring me wine while persuading me to eat vegetables. Standing straight, he listened to the door, stuck his head on the ground and pretended to be dead again.

In a blink of an eye, I heard a few laughs coming from the door: "Oh, I went out to search and even caught game. Although this kid is a little bigger than a mouse, he is still a person anyway. Little ones, let's take him to the kitchen now." The flesh and bones were removed and sold as rabbits!"

Why did Erniang Sun come back so soon?Did Wu Er find it?

I quickly ran out the door, and saw that the woman was followed by two young men, carrying a person with a stick, and that person was Shi Qian!