Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

"There are also aunts in the room. I don't care what outsiders say about them. When they enter our Ximen's house, they belong to my high official Ximen. I usually treat them respectfully. How dare you disrespect them? ?”

"Father, I dare not disrespect..."

"Smashing and falling in front of them and still saying respect? Eldest sister, I'm going to put my words here today. Yueniang is your own mother, and the aunts are your own aunts. If you lose face in front of them again, I will definitely Treat you severely, remember?"

"I remember……"

"And your name, what's your name, big sister? It's not easy for me to call you Pengpeng, Ximen Pengpeng is very nice to call you from now on."

Everyone in the room laughed, Jiaoer stepped forward to help Pengpeng up, Yueniang asked Pengpeng to get some snacks, and the women in the room turned around and talked and laughed, happy.

I asked someone to send the banknote to Chen Jingji, and also told him to bring the message to him.

In a few days, Chen Jingji came back with a message, saying that he understood that Lao Taishan wanted to keep Pengpeng for a few more years, but he still wanted to marry Pengpeng back home earlier. As for the concubine, he would not accept it. One day he will personally send it back.

It sounds like a human saying, but I don't know if it's true or not.

I'm gay, so I have bisexual thinking at the same time.

The so-called, out of ten men, nine are liars, and one is a coach; out of ten men, nine are scumbags, and one is making babies.

Anyway, there are two indispensable things in a man's mind, one is money and the other is sex. The only one who is not for money and sex is loyalty, only Wu Song is so heartless.

Speaking of Wu Song, I felt strange again. After asking him to eat the mutton, this man never met again, and disappeared out of thin air.Another thought, the system has already spoiled me, sooner or later I will die in his hands, why are you always thinking about him?Is it too long?

Another day, Earl Ying invited me to have a drink, but I didn't want to go.

This guy has a worse reputation than me, and he's not a bad person, but his brain is a bit not very bright, and those who hang out with him are not good people.

But I don't want to offend them. After all, these people are the off-line of the WeChat business I developed. They use a lot of the good things in the store and sell a lot of them. They earn a lot of money for me every month.

I was invited to have a drink, except for Hua Zixu who was sick, everyone else came.

A dozen bastards sat at a table, and the scene was spectacular.

Lao Ying called a few prostitutes to accompany him, the one sitting next to me had a face as thick as the sole of a shoe, she sang a song while shedding scum, and after singing a song, her face was white and black. I can't see it.

After giving the reward, Earl Ying urged her to leave quickly, and lamented: "Nowadays, there are no more beautiful girls in this city, and everyone looks like nobody. Where can we go to play in the future?"

Sun Tianhua smiled wretchedly: "All the good-looking girls are taken away by the officials alone, and we can't even drink soup."

I hit him with a peanut: "Slap you, you dumbass!"

Everyone at the table laughed, Yunli said: "Actually, there is a prostitute in the city, named Pan Jinlian, who is fair-skinned and thin-skinned, married to a man who is too ugly to look at.

I went to her twice to get it done, and it was very nourishing. On the third time, I fell for it. His ugly man was crawling under the bed. When he saw me take off my pants, he came out and grabbed me and beat me. They snatched everything up, and kicked me before leaving. "

Everyone at the table laughed at him for being unlucky.

Sun widow said: "The high official has vented his anger on your behalf. A few days ago, he entrusted the grandfather to lock her and his wife up. I'm afraid they haven't come out yet."

Yun Lishou said: "Come out, I just came out yesterday, and I saw her whole body lose weight from a long distance, poor child."

Earl Ying laughed at him: "Why?? Still not giving up? Didn't you get enough money, or did the three-inch nail kick you down?"

I looked at the wine glass and said: "From now on, don't drink that woman again, her man doesn't know, her second uncle is very reckless."

Everyone knows that Wu Er beat me to vomit blood on the street that day, so the topic stopped there.

Coming out of the restaurant, I asked Dai'an and the others to drive the carriage back first. I wanted to take a few casual steps to sober up, and turned to the alley in front, and saw two people tearing apart.

The man grabbed the woman by the collar and said, "Why are you pretending to be serious? After a few days in prison, you'll be clean as yourself? You'll be a prostitute for a day and you'll be a prostitute for the rest of your life. Why don't you ask you to accompany me once? I'll give you cash Mile."

The woman fought him hard: "Even if I'm a whore, I won't serve you, so give up, and be careful, I'll call my second uncle over and punch you so hard!"

The man smiled and said: "Ha, let me tell you, how could you be so chaste? So you fell in love with your second uncle? Have you ever eaten? Have you slept? Can you enjoy his two-foot-two King Kong body? Didn't you?" Your thin bones are crushed?"

Pan Jinlian raised her hand and slapped the man across the face: "If you dare to scold my uncle, look at me, I won't beat you to death!"

Seeing her getting angry, the poppi gritted his teeth and punched Pan Jinlian several times. The woman would rather die than submit, biting his arm until it was bloody.

Poppy grabbed her by the head and punched her face, "You dare to bite me, believe me or not..."

I stepped forward and grabbed his wrist: "What are you doing in broad daylight?"

That rogue was half a head shorter than me, and immediately bent his waist: "Your Majesty, it was this woman who beat me and scolded me. Seeing that she bit me so hard that I bled, I'm going to sue her in the government. You and me?" I bear witness."

I scolded him with the strength of alcohol: "As a witness, I saw you beat her. A big man and a woman fought. Do you want to show some face? Get out of here quickly. I will kick your ass off at night!"

This guy knew I was not easy to mess with, so he pleaded guilty, clutched his bleeding arm and ran away.

Pan Jinlian's black hair was disheveled, and her pale face looked like a pig's head after being slapped several times by the man.

Thinking back to the day when she partnered with Wang Po to plot against me, I felt that she deserved it too.

I turned around and walked, and she followed me in a few steps: "Thank you, sir, for saving me."

I ignored her, she felt that she was bored, she paused to go back, but heard a few giggles suddenly coming from the alley beside her.

"Three sixes, ha, I won, take the money and take the money! Hurry up and take the money!"

"Wu Da, just after you got out of prison, you are so lucky, isn't that right?"

Someone laughed and said, "What's wrong? I've never heard of a man wearing a cuckold. It's good luck for gambling. Based on this, which one of you can compare with Wu Da?"

Wu Dao: "Fuck your mother, you said something like this when I won the last time, but you didn't say it when I lost? If you win against me another day, I will scold you like that."

The man said: "Wu Da, what you won today can't pay off what you lost in the past, how can you pay it back?"

Wu Da said anxiously: "Don't steal my money! Follow the old rules, if you don't pay the money, my wife tells you to get it one by one!"

What everyone was waiting for was his words, and they were about to leave immediately, when Pan Jinlian heard the movement, she turned around and wanted to run away, but the group of people had already rushed out from the alley, rushed up and grabbed them, and moved forward.

Pan Jinlian struggled and cursed loudly: "Shameless things, what do you want to do?"

Those people laughed: "What are we doing? How many times have we been tricked in the past? What kind of chaste women are we wearing now?"

How could Pan Jinlian, a weak woman, stand up to so many rascals? She cursed at Wu Da at the back of the crowd: "Where in the world is there such a shameless thing as you? Let outsiders bully your wife?"

General Wu tightly protected the purse in his arms, and pretended to go forward and pulled it twice, and said: "How can I beat them so much by myself? They said they will give you cash, my lady, close your eyes and hold back for a while." It's over!"

Pan Jinlian wailed loudly while fighting with those people: "My family has such a hard life, I married you, a beast!"

I stood in the dark with my fists clenched tightly, and the system said, "Your high blood pressure and heartbeat are a bit high, sir."

I said, "I don't want to worry about it, but it doesn't seem to work."

The system said: "If you take care of it, I'm afraid you'll get attached to that prostitute and you won't be able to get rid of it."

Its voice fell silent, and I had already stepped forward. First, it knocked Wuda flying with one punch, and then with three punches and two kicks, it picked up those rotten things that were pressing on Pan Jinlian's body and chiseled them out.

Several people fell to pieces on the ground, Wu Da clutched his chest and scolded: "You meddling in your own business? But you had an affair with that jerk!"

I pointed to my boots and asked, "Who spit on my boots just now? I'm going to lose money!"

Several people gathered together and looked at me, their eyes full of fear, I made a "click" sound with my left hand, and walked towards them step by step.

A group of people knew that they couldn't be beaten and couldn't be offended, so they stood up and ran. Wu's thigh sprint was the slowest, and he still pointed at Pan Jinlian's face and scolded: "J man, let's see how I deal with you when I go back."

I flicked my sleeves and turned around, walked a few steps and turned back, only to see that woman was still huddled in the corner, her eyes were straight and her face was dead.

He walked back and asked her, "Don't you hurry up? Wait for those rogues to come back and treat you?"

She shook her head slowly: "Where are you going? He is my man, so where can I go?"

"..."

After being stiff for a while, I went to the side of the road and called a carriage, told her to sit on it, and I sat on it too.

I asked her, "Is there a mother's family?"

She smiled wryly: "Father is dead, my mother sold me to rich man Zhang, and rich man Zhang's wife sold me to these three-inch nails, and three-inch nails forced me to work as a secret door. If you scold me, my natal family will never recognize me."

I thought for a while and said to the coachman, "Go to the Yamen."

Pan Jinlian asked nervously, "What are you doing in the yamen?"

"Look for your second uncle and let him arrange you."

Pan Jinlian lowered her head, her nose fluttered nervously, and she was rubbing her skirt uncomfortably. I could understand what she was afraid of, so I turned her face away from the window.

Wu Song didn't go out for inspection today, he was leading the yamen servants to practice sticks, he was quite surprised to hear that I came to see him.

I led him to the door and raised my chin towards the carriage: "Your brother got gambling debts outside, and brought a group of people to take your sister-in-law's turn. I brought her here. What do you think?"