Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

On the day I returned to Qinghe County, the spring rain had just stopped.

The wheels were struggling in the mud, the coachman yelled left and right, and the whip in his hand made the two fine horses squeak.

I leaned on the soft animal hair couch behind me, sighed left and right, and felt my heart was sinking in the mud and being kicked violently by those eight horses' hooves.

A cheap voice sounded in my mind: "Host, please adjust the situation as soon as possible, and enter the mission immediately."

I rolled the big white eyes that it couldn't see at all: "Into your uncle?"

"Host, there is no master in the system!"

"roll."

"The system is not a sphere, it cannot roll away."

I sat up straight angrily: "Hey, I said you bitch..."

"The system is not cheap, and the development value exceeds [-] million!"

I don't know which idiot researched this rubbish. Not only does it speak cheaply, but it's also a shit.

I leaned back on the soft couch again: "Say something quickly, and fart quickly."

That bastard couldn't help laughing: "Don't be angry, senior officials. We're almost home, so think about what to do with your one wife and four concubines."

What the hell did I want to swear again, but I swallowed the words before I could get out, this cheap system, it can't reach it, and I can't understand it when I scold it, the point is that my life will still be controlled by it.

I was angry: "What do you want me to do? I am only 28 years old, and I am as beautiful as a flower.

You originally focused on benefiting the society and researching those good things that make the life of husband and wife harmonious, but you forcibly tied me to this crappy place and gave me Ximen Qing's body, please, I'm gay! "

That guy was obviously gloating, "Let's face it, Ximen Qing, whoever told you to have this surname and this name, it's reasonable that our system made some mistakes."

"Then you can let me dress up as Ximen Chuuxue. Even if I'm a swordsman, it's better than being a Y stick!"

"Ximen Chuuxue doesn't match your major, Ximen Qing is with you."

That's right, Ximenqing runs a herbal medicine store, but his main business is definitely not treating diseases and saving lives and preparing arsenic for Wu Dalang. His main business is actually selling those indescribable good things like me.

I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with this bitch: "Tell me, what is my important task."

"Hahaha! You're making me laugh! What important mission do you have? The one who is going to die in the Lion Tower!

Just live the day ahead!By the way, I would like to remind you that if life is not good, I am afraid that you will not survive the Lion Tower! "

"You fucking meow..."

With a "beep", the thing flashed.

I have swallowed all the eighteen curses I have learned all my life, I am so stunned now...

I sat up and tugged at the collar, and asked the driver impatiently, "Why didn't you stay still for a long time, when can I go back?"

The coachman said: "Calm down your anger, I'm afraid I won't be able to get through for a while. There are people parading in the street ahead, blocking the road."

I was annoyed: "It's not the New Year or the festival, what are these people doing here? The government doesn't care?"

The coachman said: "It's the road blocked by the government, and the one parading in front is a tiger-fighting hero."

Ah, I'm going, are you going to meet the person who killed me so soon?

I jumped out of the car, ran over in three steps and two steps, stretched my neck and joined the crowd, and the yamen servants who maintained order saluted me first.

"Hello, senior official, did you just come back? Senior official, stand up?"

With my current height of 1.8 meters [-], it is not a problem to stand behind the crowd, but the yamen servant is so kind and has helped me to push a gap in the crowd.

I squeezed into the crowd, and as soon as I stood still I was so frightened that I bent down, but a big fluffy head was coming at me, and I was looking at me, and the two bloody tiger eyes were so dead.

I was still in shock, and kept patting my chest, thinking in my heart: "Brother Hu, don't blame me, I wasn't the one who killed you. After a while, I'm afraid I might not look as good as you."

The yamen servant behind me supported me and smiled: "Don't be surprised, high officials, this is the murderous tiger on Jingyang Gang, and was killed by this hero today."

I raised my eyes to look at the hero behind the tiger, and with just one glance, the screen instantly went silent.

The incomparably blazing sun filled the sky and the earth, and the man wearing brocade was bathed in the sun, his chin was lazily raised, his thick eyebrows were furrowed, and there was a trace of impatience in his deep eyes. When my knees softened, I was almost dead stop.

I C, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!

I hate myself for being uneducated, and I can only use this sentence to express my feelings.

The eighteen kinds of weapons in the hands of the yamen servant behind him shattered into fragments in the air, turning into thousands of golden lights, surrounding the guy, condensing into small golden words one after another: Handsome, handsome, handsome, so handsome!

The hunk Sang in the gym, the teacher Tony in the hair salon, the supermodel on the catwalk, and the popular little fresh meat, all of them are inferior to this guy!All are lined into a thin fishbone!

This guy is really Kong Wu!This stuff is really powerful!This guy's body and facial features are so meow that he can't fault it!

At this time, the clothes on his body were torn to the left and right by the tiger, revealing solid muscles with bloodstains, one on the left chest, one on the right arm, and another on the neck. The sharp beauty after showering.

I was trying to make up for the infinite brain and was held down by a tiger...

No, that's not what I meant.

I mean, he had such a powerful explosive force when he fought the tiger hand-to-hand, I forgot for a while, this guy was going to kill me in a short time.

The gold letters around the man suddenly dissipated, and he raised his eyebrows at me: "What are you doing to stop me?"

I just came back to my soul, and I cupped my hands and bowed: "Your Excellency is the hero who beat the tiger on Jingyang Ridge?"

The man frowned: "How? Are you not convinced?"

They were not friendly when they met for the first time, and they were indeed the enemies in fate.

Before I opened my mouth, the yamen servant came out behind me to smooth things over: "Heroes, don't misunderstand, this is a senior official from the West Gate of our Qinghe County, and he is here to see the heroic demeanor." He also drove back the crowd who were eight feet away from me: " Get out of the way, get out of the way, let the hero go first!"

Rao I couldn't wink anymore, and I couldn't continue to block the way in the middle of the road, so I took a few steps back.

When he was being coaxed to pass by me in a sedan chair, he gave me a disdainful glance with his bladder, his eyes were full of anger, and then I heard him say to others: "What kind of high official, his eyes are not right, and he is not right when he looks at him." Like a nice guy."

No matter how uneducated I was, I could understand that he was scolding me, so I smiled bitterly, took a piece of silver from my purse and handed it to the yamen servant: "Brother Xie opened the way for me, and invited the brothers to drink tea for me."

There was a "beep" in my mind.

The system told me: "The favorability of the servants has increased by 15."

I was annoyed: "These people's favorability has been increased by an ozone layer."

The cheap system retorted: "I was hunted down in front of the Lion Tower, they will try their best to save you."

...seems to have some truth.

The system also said: "Your official, go home quickly, one wife and four concubines are waiting for you."

……

I don't want to go to his uncle's, because his uncle is not human!