[Comprehensive] Although I am Tom Su, I still want to have an ordinary relationship

"Master Zero, His Majesty Mamen invites you to go to his place." As soon as he finished his official duties, Zhui Shengling heard a report from a demon.

Looking coldly at the bowed demon, Zhui Shengling quickly said, "Tell Your Highness, I'll be there later."

When the demon who sent the message left, Zhui Shengling's confidant immediately couldn't help asking, "My lord, why did His Highness Mamen come to you suddenly?"

Zhui Shengling leaned on the back of the chair and pinched the center of his brows, pondered for a moment, but couldn't think of any clues for a while, so he could only shake his head, "Forget it, when I see His Majesty Mamen, I will naturally know everything. Don't think too much about it."

Hearing the words, his confidant looked at Zhuo Shengling hesitantly—everyone in hell knew that His Majesty Mamen was notoriously romantic, and he especially liked beauties.

His Highness Mammon is handsome and powerful. He is not only the lord of the "greed" of the seven deadly sins, but also in charge of the money bags of the entire hell. Almost none of the beauties who are lucky enough to be favored by him can refuse him.

But his confidant has followed Zhuo Shengling for a long time, and he is very aware of how cold and abstinent his lord is.

What if His Majesty Mamen really takes a fancy to his lord, and Master Zero rejects His Highness Mamen...

Thinking of this, my confidant couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat.

It's not that he made up too much brain, in fact, before that, Mr. Zero had never had any contact with His Highness Mamen.

The confidants didn't even think that His Royal Highness Mamen knew of Master Zero's existence.

And if Mamen-sama summons Master Zero for business, he can contact Master Zero through the magic net——

Ever since His Majesty Belial popularized the magic net, communication in hell has been very developed.Even though the Nine Hells are separated, communication is only a blink of an eye.

Although before this, Master Zero and His Majesty Mammon had no intersection, but as His Majesty Mammon, getting Master Zero's communication number is effortless at all!

and so!

His Majesty Mamen suddenly summoned Mr. Zero to his place this time, I'm afraid it's really a ulterior motive!

Thinking of this, his confidant was both excited and apprehensive—he also grew up watching "The Overbearing Demon King Falls in Love with Me" since he was a child. The romantic and flirtatious devil × the cold and ascetic vampire, this is completely good for CP. ah ah!

I just don't know if His Majesty Mammon can win the flower of Gaoling _(:з」∠)_.

Not knowing what his always honest confidant was imagining, before going out, Zhui Shengling rarely changed into an extremely gorgeous aristocratic costume, rode a dark unicorn, and headed to the seventh prison.

As soon as the dark unicorn stepped out of the enchantment of the manor, a brightly lit and prosperous scene rushed over——

This is the fifth level of hell controlled by Beelzebub, the prime minister of hell. It is the most important hub connecting to the ninth level of hell, and it is also the place where one does not pay attention to one's background in the whole hell, and climbs up only by one's ability.

After Cone Shengling completely wiped out Jiulan Litu in the human world, he received another invitation from the witch Lilith not long after.

At that time, Yiwi had already been with Fei Yingxian, and was embraced by Fei Yingxian as a blood clan. Kinomoto Tobi had also collected the "Sakura Card" for a long time, and he no longer needed his protection.

Cone Sheng Lingyi, who has no worries about the future, has nowhere to go, and has nothing to do. For the first time in his two lives, he is so free, so he follows his heart and goes to hell at the invitation of Lilith.

Zhui Shengling had heard many anecdotes about heaven and hell told by Kinomoto Kite, and also read a lot of gossip about the Three Realms shared by Xiaoyuan, the angelic grandmother.

From their mouths, Cone Shengling subtly discovered that the real heaven and hell are completely different from the ones fabricated by human beings in the present world——

At least at that time, Cone Shengling couldn't feel much bad feeling about the hell where angels often travel in groups and all members are heavily addicted to the Internet.

After arriving in hell, Lilith entertained Cone Shengling very warmly—not only sent a beautiful and flowery witch to show Cone Shengling the whole hell, but also thoughtfully arranged a very luxurious residence for Cone Shengling, and even gave him a lot of money. For a considerable fortune for his squandering.

At the beginning, Cone Shengling refused to accept Lilith's gift—although after seeing the customs of hell, he completely dispelled his inherent impression of hell's viciousness, but Lilith is the leader of the witch family after all. The "Witch of the Night" who was already very famous in the era, Zhui Shengling didn't know the reason why she treated him with extra courtesy, so naturally he was rewarded for nothing.

But later, when I heard about the "love-hate entanglement" between Lilith and the demon king Samael from the witch who took him to play, and Lilith has been getting lace news all these years, the "male pet" has raised one crop after another. Afterwards, Zhui Shengling struggled for a short period of time, and then he became a "little boy" who was "raised" by the rich woman Lilith with peace of mind.

Not long after, he and Lilith were "caught in bed" by the demon king Samael who came after hearing the news, and finally retired, leaving Lilith and Samael to toss each other.

Because he was "named" by the demon king of the vinegar jar, Samuel, Zhuisheng Lingyi couldn't go back to the residence that Lilith arranged for him for a while.

At that time, he didn't want to go back to the human world, and he was very interested in hell, so after weighing the pros and cons, he chose the fifth prison run by Beelzebub, the prime minister of hell.

Before coming to hell, although Zhuo Shengling knew that he was very strong in this life, at least much stronger than the one who lived for thousands of years in the previous life, he didn't have a definite concept.

It wasn't until he was visiting the hells that he beat all the demons who troubled him in the second, third and fourth hells until their noses and faces were swollen, that Cone Shengling didn't know that his strength could already walk sideways in the first four hells.

——So, what kind of blood did Xiao Yuan drink for him? !

Although the strength can barely rank among the great demons, Cone Shengling did not really run rampant in the first four prisons because of this——

Hell is no longer the barren place of the legendary era, where people drink blood and eat each other to increase their strength.

After His Majesty Belial ascended the throne, all the demons and fallen angels in hell began to indulge in the holographic magic net. Even the 72-pillar demon god ranking competition was held in the holographic game, and the titles were determined according to meritorious service.

In reality, fighting or even injuring lives is strictly prohibited.

So, after being imprisoned in a small dark room several times by law enforcement fallen angels for fighting, he finally figured out the tricks of hell, and decided to choose the fifth prison——

It is said that Beelzebub, the ruler of the Fifth Hell, is the most knowledgeable person in the whole hell.

In the Fifth Hell, any creature of any race, as long as he has the ability to complete the tasks assigned by His Royal Highness Beelzebub, can become a member of the Prime Minister of Hell and be protected by him.

Although Zhuosheng and Zero lived only a thousand years together, they were almost equal to newborn babies in hell, but he had received a lot of training and training in his first life.

Driven by those high-intensity training, heavy pressure, and too many responsibilities and expectations, Cone Shengling has long been used to solving any problem efficiently.

Such a style of painting, because the life span is too long, but there is no concept of time, and the efficiency of work is extremely low in the hell, it is simply a completely different stream!

So not long after, Zhui Shengling, who could only accept some bounty tasks outside the Fifth Prison, was recognized by Prime Minister Beelzebub's wise eyes.

Since then, it has been on a steady rise.

Now, Zhuo Shengling has become a very capable assistant of Beelzebub's subordinates. He also took time to go to the holographic magic net to become a nobleman with 72 pillars of demon gods, and owns a large fiefdom. Also considered a little famous.

Life is stable and fulfilling, and the overall atmosphere of hell is also very good, so good that Cone Shengling almost forgot that he was once a member of the human world——

Until he saw a figure he hadn't seen for a long time at His Highness Mammon's.

"Jiu Lanshu." He called out the name calmly, and many memories of the past flashed through his mind.

It was only at this time that Zhuo Shengling discovered that he had really completely let go of everything in his previous life.

Perhaps it was because the days in hell were too fulfilling, and it was rare for him to be free and leisurely in his heart. Now that he saw Jiu Lanshu again, Zhui Shengling didn't feel any disturbance in his heart.

"Do you know each other?" The "Lord of Greed" asked with great interest after his eyes lingered on Zhui Shengling and Jiu Lanshu for a while.

Zhui Shengling thought for a while, then replied, "Not familiar."

Jiu Lanshu looked at Cone Shengling secretly, and smiled without saying a word.

"Tsk." Too lazy to guess what these two were playing charades, Mammon quickly took out two documents and handed them to them respectively.

"You are the only two new faces in the past millennium to be among the '72 Pillars of Demon Gods'. In recent polls, many fallen angels and demons have shown a strong interest in you."

"This is an IP derivative license about your portrait rights. Take a look, do you want to sign it?"

Zhui Shengling took the document in a daze, and read it carefully.

This is an IP derivative authorization document about the "Love and" series of games.

The "Love and" series is a large-scale holographic strategy game developed by "Lord of Greed" Mamen. Top the charts of Heaven Hell games.

At the beginning, in order to mix up the title, Zhuo Shengling tried to play "Love and Light and Dark Chronicles" for a while, and later found out that it was a love strategy game, and the single dog who is still a dog until now Xed out expressionlessly. "Love and", quickly found an action game and started to collect merit points, and earned a title in more than ten years.

He recalled the characters that can be attacked in "Love and Light and Darkness"——

The heavenly camp includes Seraph Archangel Michael, Heavenly Prime Minister Metatron, Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Raphael, Messiah, the Son of Heaven, and a certain Supreme God (Matt. Your Highness really dare =_=), and even several demon kings who were still archangels before falling into heaven.

The hell camp is headed by His Majesty Belial and Lucifer, the "Seven Deadly Sins" Demon King, the Chaos Dragon Leviathan, the Abyss Demon Dragon Behemoth, the Night Witch Lilith, and the "Sevenfold Reward" Duke of Hell Cain and more.

Any one of these attackable characters will make heaven and hell tremble three times. Cone Shengling really can't understand how he, a little transparent who just came to hell not long ago, is qualified to be the hero of this series. One of the Raiders characters?

Hearing his question, Mammon called out the holographic screen amusedly, and pointed to the additional terms in the official description of the "72 Pillar Demon God Ranking Contest".

"Look here," he said to Zhuo Shengling and Jiu Lanshu, "All players participating in the ranking competition will have the opportunity to win the mysterious prize from the official."

"So, this portrait rights authorization document is what you call the 'mysterious award'?" Zhui Shengling shook the document in his hand.

Mammon smiled with satisfaction, "Not bad."

Zhui Shengling thought for a while, and quickly gave a reply, "Your Highness, please forgive me for refusing."

He really couldn't imagine being attacked by thousands of angels and demons in the game.

Mammon still looked at him with a smile, and said slowly, "No way, Zero."

Cone was puzzled, "Didn't you just say let us think about whether we want to sign?"

Mammon raised the corners of her lips playfully, and suddenly slid down her lips gracefully, stretching out her hand to lift her sharp chin, her voice was extremely gentle, but there was coldness hidden in her eyes, "I was just doing a routine, not really asking Your opinion."

Cone Shengling looked at him without flinching, and the beautiful eyes that were crystal clear like amethyst quickly aroused Mammon's interest.

"You really have outstanding beauty, as all the demons said." His fingertips slid ambiguously across Cone Shengling's face.

Cone Shengling frowned slightly.

Just as he was about to say something, someone behind him suddenly grabbed his waist, led him back a step, and then stood in front of him, blocking Mamen's gaze from looking at him——

It is Jiulanshu.

"Your Highness, Zero and I agree to sign this document."

Amused by Jiu Lanshu's upright snatching action, Mamen glanced at Jiu Lanshu again, and suddenly raised the corners of her lips playfully, "Can you be the one who makes zero?"

Jiu Lanshu smiled neither humble nor overbearing, "Naturally."

Zhui Shengling wanted to say something immediately, but before he could open his mouth, Jiu Lanshu turned around and gave him a warning look.

Cone Health Zero: ...

I obviously just wanted to say "I can sign" ==.

In the end, Zhui Shengling signed the authorization contract under the double gaze of Jiu Lanshu and His Highness Mamen.

"Your Highness, if there is nothing else, please allow us to leave." Jiu Lanshu bowed and said immediately after the contract was signed.

But Mamen didn't seem to hear what he said, still staring at Conisheng Ling with a smile, "Ling, do you want to have dinner with me?"

Jiu Lanshu's expression changed immediately.

Although I don't know why Jiu Lanshu suddenly changed his face, but after some operations before, Zhuo Shengling has already seen that His Highness Mamen's inquiry may never accept the result of rejecting it.

After thinking for a while, when Jiu Lanshu's face was getting darker and darker, Zhui Shengling suddenly lowered his head to look at Mowang Hot Search, and then raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Your Highness, the fact that I came to your place has become a trending search." He suddenly said something irrelevant.

Mamen and Jiulanshu:?

Zhui Shengling glanced at Mowang again, "Ah, His Royal Highness Belial gave a thumbs up."

Jiu Lanshu:? ?

Mammon:! ! !

Quickly flipping through the trending search, I saw Belial's likes, and a trace of panic flashed in Mamen's eyes, who had always been calm and relaxed like a cat catching a mouse.

"I still have something to do, you should step back first, and I will send fallen angels to contact you about the follow-up issues of the contract!" After quickly explaining this sentence, Mammon disappeared from the gorgeous black crystal palace in an instant.

A smile flashed in his eyes, Zhui Shengling nodded to Jiu Lanshu who was looking at him, and quickly turned to leave.

"Zero!" As soon as he stepped out of the palace of the "Lord of Greed", Zhui Shengling was grabbed by Jiu Lanshu's wrist.

"What do you want?" In the previous life, Zhui Shengling would have shaken Jiu Lanshu's hand away with disgust at this moment, but now he just glanced at Jiu Lanshu and asked calmly.

As if infected by his calmness, Jiu Lanshu stared at him for a while, and gradually loosened his grip on his wrist, but did not let go completely, and a fake and gentle smile of Jiu Lanshu's style appeared on his face again.

"Reunion after a long absence, may I buy you a drink?"

Zhui Shengling thought for a while, but he didn't refuse - he was actually a little curious, how could Jiu Lanshu appear in Hell?

In the bar of the seventh prison, Zhuo Shengling and Jiu Lanshu sat opposite each other.

In front of Cone Shengling was a glass of wine that was like flowing blue crystal, the color was very much like the everlasting blue moon in the sky of hell.

The fallen angel who came to deliver the wine said that the name of this wine was "The Whisper of the Moon God", which was inspired by the name of the "Moon God" before His Majesty Belial's fall into heaven and the two blue moons that illuminate hell forever.

Inject the handful of blue moonlight bestowed by the "Moon God" into this cup, and this is the "Whisper of the Moon God" that is well-known throughout hell.

Such a beautiful name really fits the current painting style of Hell——

Romantic, beautiful, silly, sweet and cute.

Thinking this way in his heart, Zhui Shengling quickly took a sip, and finally couldn't help but curl his eyes—the taste is really sweet.

Seeing Zhui Shengling so relaxed and comfortable for the first time, Jiu Lanshu didn't open his mouth for a while, and imitated Zhui Shengling's appearance, leaning against the soft sofa with a glass of wine, enjoying this much more peaceful and peaceful place than he had expected. There are many "reunions after a long absence".

"Why are you here?" After an unknown amount of time, Jiu Lanshu suddenly heard Cone Shengling's voice.

The voice was not as crisp and crisp as before.

Jiu Lanshu raised his head and looked over as if aware of it. With his good night vision ability, he could clearly see Cone Shengling's slightly dewy eyes under the dim light.

... Cone Health Zero is this, drunk?

How on earth did this guy survive in a place as peaceful as Hell, which is actually full of dangers?

Thinking so in his heart, Jiu Lanshu remained calm on the face, did not remind Zhuo Shengling, and only talked about his experiences in these years in a gentle voice——

After Zhui Shengling killed Jiulan Litu and made both Jiulanshu and Youji free, Jiulanshu was not with Youji who had recovered her identity as the pure-blooded princess of the Jiulan family.

Since by chance, in the memory of Zhui Shengling for thousands of years, after seeing that You Ji and Zhui Shengling had a son in the previous life, Jiu Lanshu's feelings for You Ji have faded a lot.

As for Yuuki, it seems that because she has always misunderstood that he and Rei are lovers, she gradually gave up her love for him completely, and finally only treats him as her only relative.

After attending the wedding between You Ji and another pureblood, Jiu Lanshu suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Cone Shengling for a long time.

That person was actually like what he once said, after everything was over, he completely disappeared from the lives of their brothers and sisters, leaving without hesitation.

Of course, such a thought only flashed for a moment, and was soon left behind by Jiu Lanshu.

Knowing that there are many human beings in this world who can rival or even be stronger than vampires, in this life, Jiu Lanshu is no longer obsessed with destroying all pure blood species.

After handing over the position of Patriarch to You Ji, Jiu Lanshu quickly disappeared from the world of vampires.

He once again felt the long-lost freedom, but also once again experienced the desolation and loneliness that penetrated into the bone marrow.

Jiulanshu is really too strong, as the ancestor of the Jiulan family, he can rarely find an opponent who can stand shoulder to shoulder with him in this world.

Everything in the world is easy for him, and it is simply boring.

And at that time, he accidentally learned that Cone Shengling had gone to hell.

hell...

Jiu Lanshu thought, how could such a weak guy like Zhui Shengling go to such a dangerous place so overbearing?

Then he made a decision—he wanted to go to Hell himself to see if Cone Health Zero was still alive.

What Jiu Lanshu didn't expect was that not long after he arrived in Hell, he heard the news of Cone Shengling. At that time, it was rumored throughout Hell that the witch Lilith's new favorite was a girl brought back from the human world by her. A beautiful boy named "Zero".

——There seems to be something wrong with the painting style of hell.

This is Jiu Lanshu's first impression of hell.

He soon discovered that the whole hell, whether it's fallen angels, demons or angels who came here, seems to be very keen on surfing the Internet and gossip.

Then, Old Antique Jiu Lanshu spent half a day learning to connect to the magic net, and ate a lot of melons from heaven and hell on the Internet.

Jiulan Shu: ...

There really is something wrong with this hell!

But having said that, the melon is really fragrant.

cough.

Of course Jiu Lanshu would not believe that Cone Shengling would treat Lilith as a bad face.

His understanding of Cone Shengling may be deeper than Cone Shengling himself, so he is very clear that with the pride of Cone Shengling, even if he falls into the worst situation, that person will never sell his body and soul.

Otherwise, that Jiulanshu from the previous life would not take the initiative to push Youji into the arms of Zhuo Shengling——

Jiu Lanshu never admits that the brain-dead in Zhui Shengling's previous life memory is himself.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Zhuo Shengling to leave Lilith's territory and enter the command of Beelzebub, Prime Minister of Hell.

Later, knowing that Zhuo Shengling was earning merit points, Jiu Lanshu also joined in the fun, and then joined Zhui Shengling at the same time as the "72 Demon Gods".

"Speaking of this," Zhui Shengling suddenly interrupted him, with slight doubts in his eyes, "there are quite a few fallen angels and demons who have been ranked in the '72 Pillars of Demon Gods' over the years, but I don't seem to be the same in "Love and" Didn't see any of them."

Jiu Lanshu glanced at him with a half-smile, "Didn't you notice that all the attackable characters in the "Love and" series are very good-looking."

Cone Health Zero: ...

He actually ignored the color dog attribute of heaven and hell ==!

"Besides," Jiu Lanshu suddenly found a post on Mowang and projected it to Zhui Shengling, "I don't know who broke the news about our time in the world, saying that you and I were lovers at that time, and then we separated for a long time. , and reunited after a long absence in hell, and both won titles."

Cone Shengling frowned and looked at the holographic screen shared by Jiu Lanshu, and sure enough, he saw a bunch of screaming chickens holding high the banner of "Shu Ling".

Cone Health Zero: ...

"Why Shu Ling?" I have been immersed in the gossip culture of Hell for a long time, and I occasionally eat melons and eat a cone that flies up. Naturally, I don't know what CP is.

"How do you look like you can overwhelm me?" He looked at Jiu Lanshu dissatisfiedly, trying to see how Jiu Lanshu was better than himself.

It was the first time that I was stared at by Zhui Shengpiaoyong with such soft, lively and warm eyes. Although I knew that the softness was due to drunkenness, and the vividness was due to dissatisfaction, Jiu Lanshu's heart, which had long been unmoved by everything, was still there. At that moment, there was an inexplicable throbbing.

"Don't look at me like that." He suddenly stretched out his hand to cover Ai Shengling's eyes.

His long eyelashes flickered across his palm, causing a burst of itching.

The next moment, Zhui Shengling suddenly tilted his head slightly, revealing half of his crystal clear purple eyes from behind Jiu Lanshu's palm, and opened his mouth dissatisfied to bite Jiu Lanshu's hand that blocked his sight.

His canine teeth are very sharp, and the "Moon God's Whisper" with great stamina also makes him very strong, and he can't control his own strength at all.

So soon, Cone Shengling tasted the long-lost sweet and familiar taste.

"Gollum."

The adam's apple rolled and made a slight swallowing sound, Zhui Shengling's cheeks were slightly flushed, and he closed his eyes to enjoy the sweetness of pure blood entering his throat.

In the darkness, Jiu Lanshu watched Cone Shengling enjoy his own blood with a blank face, and his skin became paler with the accelerated loss of blood.

Until a certain moment, his dark blood-red eyes also lit up with a glint of glistening light.

"Zero." Taking advantage of Cone Shengling's blood sucking and distraction, he pressed the person tightly on the sofa, Jiu Lanshu, who had lost too much blood, retracted his palm, leaned lazily against Cone Shengling's neck, and sniffed lightly.

Cone Sheng, who hadn't recovered from the blood-sucking pleasure, trembled slightly with zero conditioned reflex.

"Good boy." The hand that was not bitten gently stroked the back of Zhui Shengling's head, Jiu Lanshu quickly pressed the back of Zhui Shengling's head, opened his mouth slightly, and looked at the cheerfully rushing blood vessels of Zhui Shengling, Bite down hard.

"Hiss—" There were long gasps one after another.

The closest one is at the ear, originating from the awl-born zero.

Far away are those fallen angels and demons who have been watching them secretly since they entered this bar.

There was a slight snort with a smile in his nose, Jiu Lanshu narrowed his eyes slightly, enjoying Cone Shengling's sweet blood with rose breath gurgling down his throat, gradually feeling a kind of unprecedented peace and harmony satisfy.

As the blood flowed away, Cone Shengzero, who finally woke up a little because of the pain, began to struggle.

Pulling out his canine teeth, he kissed Zhui Shengling's wound lightly. Jiu Lanshu looked at Zhui Shengling with a half-smile in his bright red eyes, and exhaled like blue from a centimeter in front of his lips, "Again If you move around, I'll kiss you."

Cone Shengling froze immediately.

Jiu Lanshu chuckled, and licked Zhui Shengling's tense neck, "Why are you so obedient all of a sudden?"

Cone Shengling's grinding teeth from embarrassment soon sounded next to his ears, "Get lost!"

It was rare for Jiu Lanshu to play tricks, and lazily retorted, "I don't."

Cone Health Zero:? ? ?

Such a smelly and shameless guy, is he really Jiu Lanshu? ? ?

But having said that, Jiu Lanshu seems to have always been thick-skinned ==.

Thinking of this later, Zhui Shengling just wanted to violently lift off Jiu Lanshu's dog-skin plaster, when he suddenly heard Jiu Lanshu's hoarse voice with a slight smile.

He said, "Zero, long time no see."

When he said this, Jiu Lanshu was rarely honest, he didn't touch any strange places, and he didn't continue to grind his teeth at Zhuisheng Ling's neck.

Quietly, as if saying this sentence very seriously.

Cone Health Zero also unknowingly quieted down.

After a long time, there was a soft "hmm".

"haven't seen you for a long time."

——It is said that the blood of vampires will only be willingly dedicated to the loved ones.

I don't know when, such a legend suddenly appeared in the Three Realms.