Wake up, your vest is off [Live]

He Yuan frowned, but didn't pay much attention.

I've heard he's pretty normal, he's kind of a half-celebrity at their school.

"I'm a student of urban planning, and I'm a sophomore this year." Xu Xiaocheng added after thinking about it.

"Yeah." He Yuan agreed, and then asked: "Then why did you move here?"

The dormitories of the Polytechnic University are allocated according to majors, and they will not change dormitories during the university. The roommates are usually the same classmates as the freshman, such as Xu Zhaoyuan.

"I..." Xu Xiaocheng hesitated for a while, scratched his head and said, "The roommate who lived in the dormitory before gritted his teeth and snored like a lawnmower. I was going to rent an apartment off campus, but I happened to see a bed in your dormitory When it becomes available, I will write an application and move in.”

He Yuan let out an "um" again, feeling sympathetic to what happened to Xu Xiaocheng.

He himself is a light sleeper, fortunately Xu Zhaoyuan sleeps very quietly, although he can be very noisy when he wakes up, but He Yuan usually wakes up earlier than him, so he won't be disturbed.

"I'm sorry, I should have greeted you in advance." Xu Xiaocheng said again.

"It's okay." He Yuan thought to himself that he couldn't say hello.

Now it's troublesome, an unfamiliar roommate has moved in, and he doesn't know how to continue his live broadcast.He still doesn't have trust in Xu Xiaocheng, so naturally he won't say anything about the live broadcast.

"Brother He," Xu Xiaocheng seemed to want to talk to him, "You don't snore when you sleep, do you?"

"No." He Yuan said, after answering, he felt that he was too indifferent, so he asked, "What about you?"

"Me neither, don't worry, I always lie stiff when I sleep, like a corpse." Xu Xiaocheng smiled.

It was the first time for He Yuan to hear someone say that about himself.

The two chatted for a few words and then went about their own business. After He Yuan finished eating the takeaway, he took out the contents of the two large boxes, tidied them up carefully, and put them all where they should be.

His seat has always been neat and tidy. Although there are a lot of things, they are all placed in a well-planned position, and he can reach out for whatever he wants.

In contrast, Xu Zhaoyuan is not good, the seats are messed up like a kennel, he just digs around if he wants to find something, and if he can't find it, he will cry and ask He Yuan for borrowing.

Now it seems that the new roommate should be similar, the table is so piled up that even the notebook can't fit.

It took He Yuan more than an hour to tidy up. He was already quite tired, so he took a shower and lay down on the bed.

He opened QQ habitually, and then found that the chat box of "An'an" had been deleted. Someone else came to him, but he didn't want to reply, so he pretended that he was not there.

It's ridiculous to think about it this way, Xiao An and An An's names and voices are so similar, but he has never noticed.

He Yuan swiped QQ away, and finally clicked on the v station, cleaned up the private message box, and replied to the private messages sent by several partners, saying that the live broadcast will not be available for the time being.

When he returned to the homepage of the website, the first thing He Yuan saw was Xiao An's cooking live broadcast.

This live broadcast is not on the homepage again, but V station likes to push the up masters they have seen to users. Even if they only click on it for more than ten seconds, they may be pushed again.

He Yuan watched it for more than half an hour last time.

The cover of the live broadcast was still the muscular man, and He Yuan couldn't help but think of Xiao An's abs.

Although I only glanced at it, but the impression is not very exaggerated, it should be when the abdomen is exerted that the blocks will be distinct.

He Yuan hesitated for a while, but still clicked in, wanting to see what he was doing today.

"Let's drain the oil first." Xiao An said seriously in a rough masculine voice.

There were only dozens of people in the live broadcast room this time, and the number of fans on the account hadn't broken through a hundred.

[Shouldn't we add water to the noodles later? (scratching head.jpg)]

Xiao An sprinkled a circle of oil into the pan, threw an instant noodle cake into the pan, and the noodles started crackling as soon as they touched the oil.

He Yuan felt scared from the beginning, and didn't understand why he wanted to watch it.

[Learned, it turns out that macho likes to eat crispy and golden fried noodles (doge)]

[Then why not eat it raw, because it is more fragrant after frying qaq]

[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuo

[This fire is too fierce, I pinch my fingers and calculate that the pot is going to burn (cover your eyes.jpg)]

Sure enough, after the oil was burned out, Xiao An's noodles were completely stuck to the pan, and he couldn't even scrape it off with a wooden spatula.

"Wait a minute." Xiao An turned off the fire and said in embarrassment, "I haven't been down for a long time, and I forgot the steps."

After saying this, Xiao Yu disappeared from the cooking table, and He Yuan guessed blindly that he was squatting on the side and secretly went to Baidu.

Half a minute later, Xiao An came back and started cleaning the pot vigorously.

This is no longer the cauldron that Xiao Guangming almost caught fire, but He Yuan felt that under Xiao An's ravages, this cauldron might not last long.

"Let's just pretend that nothing happened just now." Xiao An said.

This time he finally poured water into the pot first, waited quietly for the water to boil, and then quietly put the dough cakes in while the water was not paying attention.

The hot water scalded his hands.

[What should I do, the anchor seems not very smart Yazi]

[This child is raising really waste food, why don't we...]

[I want to eat the fried noodles just now, I can hold the pan and use a tooth planer if I can’t scrape it off with the spatula]

"Recently, I've been craving something sweet." Xiao An was stirring the noodles solemnly, "I'll find some ingredients."

He added another bowl of water to the pot, covered it, and left again.

He Yuan always felt an ominous premonition, he didn't expect what sweet noodles were like.

【Ah, ah, turn down the fire a little before leaving, qaq】

The gurgling sound of water boiling in the pot was obvious. The pot was not too big, and everyone in the live broadcast room saw the white bubbles overflowing with their own eyes.

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Come back and turn off the fire, woo woo woo, you can't go too far with something cooking in the pot]

The white bubbles came out with the water in the pot, and the flames shot up fiercely, and the bullet screens in the entire live broadcast room were flashing "Please come back soon".

Looking at it, He Yuan felt anxious, how could there be such a person as Xiao An.

【#kitchen，dangerous#】

[I'm so anxious that labor and management really want to rush in and help him turn off the fire! ! ! 】

[This child is raising not only waste ingredients, but also a waste kitchen]

[Will tomorrow's live broadcast rebuild the bombed kitchen (doge)?]

Just when everyone was frightened, a hand wearing a jade bracelet appeared in front of the camera, and quickly turned off the fire.

"What are you cooking?" Mrs. Xiao said angrily, "The old ones don't look at the fire, and neither do the young ones."

Xiao An's camera equipment should be in good condition, Mrs. Xiao didn't pay much attention, and now strode out angrily.

【Ah, I was scared to death. Fortunately, there are other people in the family】

[Happy to hear and see, is the anchor going to be beaten by her mother (watching the show.jpg)]

[@主门, it’s still too late to hide mom’s slippers and hangers]

There was a long silence in front of the camera, but no one in the live broadcast room left, they were all squatting to watch the anchor come back after being scolded.

About 10 minutes later, Xiao An finally came back.

"Everyone... You must pay more attention when cooking at home." Xiao An said.

The voice sounded a little deeper, and He Yuan felt that he had definitely been trained a lot.

"I didn't find any more suitable ingredients, but I remembered that I saw a way of eating on the Internet before, so I decided to try it." Xiao An put a bag of things on the cooking table.

That was a big bag of isatid root.

[Fuck, I can't stand the smell of Banlangen, so don't come here]

[y1s1, when I was young, I especially liked to drink Banlangen, and would eat it raw as a snack]

[Isatidis wonderful wow!After eating instant noodles, I got angry, Banlangen clears heat and detoxifies, and I found a way to eat instant noodles without breaking out (like.jpg)]

I saw Xiao An lifted the lid of the pot, took out the noodles that were almost rotten, and put them into a large bowl.

Then he took a new bowl, tore open seven packets of Radix Banlangen in one go, poured in a small amount of hot water, and pressed and stirred with a spoon.

【Wait a minute, why is it different from the Banlangen instant noodles I imagined】

【Look at this technique, it looks like an old Chinese doctor】

He Yuan watched him grind the isatid root into a paste, and after confirming that all the particles were crushed, he happily poured the isatid root into a large bowl and stirred it with the noodles.

[Fuck, I guessed the beginning but not the ending, it turned out to be noodles with Banlangen sauce]

[This color looks like ordinary sauce, and a new player game has appeared]

[I want to eat noodles with fried sauce, so why don’t the host add some chopped green onion, it’s sure to be delicious]

Although Xiao An is not good at cooking noodles, but the way of mixing noodles is obviously top-notch, and the noodles are well mixed in a blink of an eye.

Every noodle is stained with the fragrance of Banlangen.

At this moment, He Yuan was thinking about what it would be like if he took a bite of this stuff.

"Okay, that's all for today's live broadcast, see you next time." Xiao An said with a straight face.

[Don't go!I want to watch you eat it! (Evil.jpg)]

【Anyway, it’s done in a serious manner, so don’t waste it】

【I've eaten the one soaked in water. It doesn't smell like medicine, but it's sweet. The soup is also delicious after eating the noodles.】

Under the barrage of "eat it" that filled the screen, Xiao An, who only cooks but not eats, is still broadcast.

He Yuan watched the live broadcast, the time was ten o'clock in the evening.

He was quite tired today, and he had nothing to do urgently, so he just fell asleep.

He stuffed the phone under the pillow, pulled the bed curtains, turned sideways and closed his eyes.

The new roommate Xu Xiaocheng doesn't know if he slept or not, but he is a good roommate if he doesn't make noise and disturb others' rest.

He Yuan fell asleep not long after, and after going home for ten days, he didn't even choose a bed when he came back.

But he didn't sleep until dawn. When he was in a daze, he felt a light flashing in front of his eyes.

It's the kind that shines especially, He Yuan opened his eyes, sat up and couldn't see any light anymore.

He thought he was dreaming, but he didn't know if it was his illusion. He always felt that the bed curtain was different from when he fell asleep.

This feeling made him feel uncomfortable, and he frowned, but he had nothing to be afraid of as a big man.

But He Yuan's drowsiness disappeared just like that, and he simply took out his phone, and saw that it was 01:30 in the morning.

At this moment, his mind is clearer and calmer than usual, thinking about him and Xiao An while scrolling on his cell phone.

Although it is embarrassing, Xiao An and An An are indeed the same person.

He Yuan felt that they should meet and explain everything clearly, and how to get along with each other in the future will be decided later.

He happened to click on QQ, found "An'an" from the contact list again, and sent him a message.

Wall: Is it still counting when we said we met before?

With his understanding of Xiao An, people who can sleep until twelve o'clock in the morning cannot go to bed early at night.

After waiting for about five or six minutes, Xiao An replied.

An An: [Little Yellow Bird Probe.jpg]

An An: I found out that school will start soon after the year, and it may be difficult to see qaq

He Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then realized that Xiao An probably thought that his vest was still intact, and wanted to continue quietly acting as the little yellow bird.

Internet scammer.

In addition, Xiao An may not necessarily know that he is the wall, after all, this guy only has dark food in his head.

He Yuan was shocked by his patronage these few days, and he has never recovered. Now he decided to accompany Xiao An to perform a few words, so as to embarrass the other party.

Wall: Hmm.

Wall: Then wait until you have a vacation.

An An: [The little yellow bird nods honestly.jpg]

He Yuan searched the Internet, randomly found a photo of someone else driving an excavator, typed his face and sent it.

Ann:?

Wall: How about it, am I handsome?

When He Yuan typed this sentence, he couldn't help laughing, he was looking forward to how Xiao An would act with closed eyes and praise.

An An: Handsome! 【Little yellow bird flapping its wings.jpg】

An An: Brother's excavator must be driving very well, I really want to see it on the spot!

He Yuan thought to himself that there might be no chance, the excavator is fine on paper, but it is a bit difficult to operate in practice.

Wall: Do you want to learn?

Wall: I can teach you.

He Yuan pressed his lips, it was the first time he found this kind of thing so amusing.

Ann: I want to! 【Little yellow bird flies excitedly.jpg】

An An: I usually pass by the construction site, and I have to watch the excavator work for a long time, which is very enjoyable

Well, you can continue blowing.

In fact, He Yuan couldn't tell whether Xiao An really liked excavators, but excavators digging soil to build houses are indeed very beautiful, and He Yuan also loved watching them when he was a child.

Wall: Wait until you grow up a bit.

Wall: You are still young.

An An: I'm already big [Little Yellow Bird Shows Muscle.jpg]

He Yuan looked at the muscles of the raptor, and felt that he had almost finished playing, so he sent another sentence.

Wall: Do you still want to eat pork belly? I will ask my dad to make some more.

Time froze again.

These words were like a lightning strike, and Xiao An who was behind the screen was completely stunned.

Looking up the chat history, the plate of pork belly "gifted by the neighbor" that Xiao An took was in the photo, which is particularly conspicuous.

He Yuan waited for a while, but Xiao An didn't reply to his message, maybe he was scared out of his wits.

He is also very ruthless, just like this, he lifted the vest of others.

But He Yuan is in a good mood now, he is happy to see Xiao An doubting his life.

He Yuan sent an extra question mark as a torture, Xiao An finally replied a voice message.

"Brother He, I was wrong, beat me up." Xiao An said honestly.

He Yuan didn't want to beat him up, so he typed: Shall we meet again then?

The other party was silent for a while, and then replied: See you.

An An: I will come to see you as soon as school starts.

The author has something to say: continue tomorrow.

Roommates are not all cute, and all cute are 30+, not going to college.But the roommate is really not a good person, everyone just wait until the little yellow bird bites him.

It is said that the two geese finally treated each other frankly, and the old mother was moved to tears.

感谢在2020-08-2623:34:37~2020-08-2723:57:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the landmine: tc are together 2 today; is the competitive text really fragrant? , Late sleep spit bubbles.o01;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：竞技文真的香？40瓶；是诸诛啊20瓶；寿春上、久辞、颜鸢10瓶；墨轩逸9瓶；沐英5瓶；贰叁4瓶；华年的酒3瓶；溪上青青草2瓶；兰芷1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!