Wake up, your vest is off [Live]

He Yuan poured himself a small half bottle of mineral water, and sat down in front of the computer desk.

Even though it was Saturday morning, the number of people in his live broadcast room was close to four digits in the first 10 minutes of the broadcast, and the barrage had already been posted.

[Look what I found!Thanks to my mother for lying to me at eight o’clock and telling me to wake me up at twelve o’clock]

[Thanks to the neighbor's construction team for drilling the wall with an electric drill and waking me up]

[The start time of the anchor is always uncertain, I am so curious what the anchor does qwq]

He Yuan used the back of his hand to dry off the water stagnation on his lips, and after making sure that the special effects were turned on, he turned on the camera.

Today's random special effect is a pair of huge sunglasses, which almost block most of his face, leaving only a tall nose and lips.

The danmaku went faster in an instant, and there were old fans and newcomers in it.

The name of the live broadcast room only has the four characters of "lipstick test color", and the anchor ID is also simple, only one word "wall".

"Good morning." He Yuan said.

[Wall, good morning, your legs are numb from squatting, you can count on the start of the broadcast! ! ! 】

[My wall is so white that it glows, do you really not have a filter on?]

[I always feel that the anchor looks good, why are the special effects blocking my face?]

[Blindly guess the anchor's handsome lips and nose, with a pair of beady eyes→v→]

In most cases, He Yuan would not take the initiative to respond to the barrage. His live broadcasts have always gotten to the point quickly, and the broadcasts are also very fast.Except for the live broadcast content, I don't talk about anything else, and I don't like chatting with fans like other anchors.

But his fans just like him.

"Try one today—" He Yuan touched the lipstick gift box sent by the merchant a few days ago, glanced at it and said, "Geou's face melon joint lip gloss."

【#燕欧，dangerous#】

[The packaging of this store is very delicate and girly, they cheat me of money every time they release new products QAQ]

[Wall's indifferent Tucao Conference is about to start]

[Wall hasn't started broadcasting for so long, I thought it was because no merchant dared to send him new products hahahaha]

[Geou rush to mother!Let him boast how immortal and beautiful you are! 】

"Gaier is the color of the postbox in Mount Emei." Offscreen, He Yuan has already taken out the first lip gloss in a flat square tube.

【咕咕That's Christmas green ah wall QAQ】

This tube of lip gloss is quite plastic in the hand, and a grinning melon is drawn on the frighteningly green cover, which really makes people frown upon seeing it.

Through the transparent tube body, you can see the earthy orange color with gold glitter inside, He Yuan focused the camera on the color number, with an indifferent expression: "Koi color, but it's not like koi at all, it's a rotten orange color." The color in the ground."

【He's about to start woo woo woo】

[I can't help but hug my lip glaze of the same style and tremble]

He Yuan unscrewed the green cap, and once the brush head and nozzle were separated, there was a crisp "boo".

The liquid stained on the somewhat hard brush head was sticky, and He Yuan directly applied it to his lips on the live screen.As soon as he brushed it up, He Yuan was silent for a while and said, "The mouth is yellow."

The barrage burst into laughter immediately, and He Yuan held the brush steadily, carefully and persistently painting his entire lips.

He has typical light lips, and he doesn't need primer very much. At the moment, the lip gloss is particularly highly pigmented, and there are a lot of golden glitters when it is thickly applied.

【How beautiful and shiny! The children of blingbilng love it (dog head)]

[The anchor's method is very straight, but I always feel that it is different from ordinary straight men...]

[That's right, my wall is a straight man who can stroke first and then fill (kimbo)]

[Ah, the lip shape of the anchor, I really admire TvT's upper lip line, which looks like a wild goose in a landscape painting]

"It's very ugly." He Yuan pursed his golden lips slightly, and concluded blankly, "Have you read the old version of Journey to the West? It's just putting Monkey King's eye shadow on your mouth. Go under the sun and shake it, and you'll be a whole The brightest cub on the block."

He Yuan touched the box and took another look, said: "I don't understand why it is called koi carp, this color should be called Buddha's light, golden light illuminates the earth."

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I feel that this color number has the effect of warding off evil spirits】

【Hahahahahahaha suddenly want more what's going on】

[This year's anchor is really hardcore, with a poisonous mouth and can also talk about cross talk (thumb)]

"Next one." He Yuan raised his hand and took a makeup remover towel from the desk, and wiped off the glittering golden lip gloss.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, the lecture hall of the second teaching building of the School of Architecture, Polytechnic University.

The "Precise Cup" architectural design competition organized by the college ushered in the final today. As an important competition that all students in the third grade of the construction college must participate in, the "Precise Cup" has been the focus of attention for the past month.

At this moment, the lecture hall is full of seats, the front row is the leading teachers of the college, and the back row is crowded with students, from all grades.

Although it is mandatory for all members to participate, there is no doubt that most of them are accompanying the runners in the courtyard. Now everyone comes to admire the masterpiece of the great master.

"This part of the façade is based on the work of architect Sou Fujimoto. It adopts multi-module stacking and relies on green plants to connect the seemingly separated spaces..."

He Yuan stood alone on the stage, explaining the design reference of his works.

The top was brightly lit, He Yuan wore a white shirt buttoned up to the top button, black trousers lined his legs long and straight, and his figure was straight.

He occasionally turned sideways during the explanation, and his handsome profile was reflected in a corner of the huge projection screen, and upwards was the interior rendering he had drawn.

Both the people and the works are eye-catching, and there are not even half of the audience playing with mobile phones.

His instructor sat in the second row, watching his favorite student with a smile on his face.

The back door of the lecture hall was pushed open at this moment, almost knocking down the people standing in the last row.

The heat wave outside flooded into the lecture hall immediately, and the students in the back row looked back one after another.

Xiao An came in with a basketball, greeted a few familiar people, put his arm directly on Wu Xing's shoulder who was standing, and said in a low voice, "I'm good at playing basketball, what are you doing here?"

He is very recognizable as a buddy, and he is dressed very smartly, a dark checkered shirt.

"Watching the game later... why are you still dyeing your hair?" Wu Xing also replied in a low voice.

"I've wanted to dye it for a long time, so I said you are handsome or not?" Xiao An asked casually.

Xiao An had just dyed his hair a cool brown, and he came here to play golf today. He was dressed in a more sporty style, and he had a very refreshing feeling.

"Handsome." Wu Xing also responded casually.

"Compared to him?" Xiao An glanced at the stage and smiled.

"Do you have to embarrass me like this, bro?" Wu Xing couldn't help laughing.

In fact, I can't see clearly from such a distance, but I can see the double-storey building model projected on the big screen.

Xiao An was a clinical student at the medical university next door, and he didn't know much about it. After hearing a few words, he was not interested, and finally dragged his buddy out.

He has recently become obsessed with the basketball court of the Polytechnic University, which has just been renovated and is big and spacious. He comes here on weekends or when there are no classes, and can play for a whole afternoon.

"Sigh." Wu Xing had a melancholy expression on his face when he left the lecture hall, "It's not fun for me to see people who are so good and still work so hard."

Xiao An dribbled the ball all the way, glanced at him, and said freely: "What's the matter, learn to change the world, ordinary people enjoy life, let's work hard until it's just right."

Wu Xing sighed again, nodded and said, "That's true, being a student god must be exhausting."

Compared to some off-campus competitions he had participated in in the past, He Yuan won this afternoon with great ease. When the work exhibition ended, even the dean stood up and applauded for him.

It took a lot of time for a group of people to take a group photo and the professor talked alone, and when He Yuan came out alone with the trophy box, it was already dark outside.

After the National Day holiday, no matter how hot the day is like summer, the smell of autumn still rises at night.

He Yuan slowed down and walked through the atrium of the teaching building. At this time, he felt relaxed, there was nothing in his stomach, and his brain was relatively empty. He was defenseless but very comfortable.

There is no class on Saturday night, so there are naturally no people in the teaching area at this point, and the atrium structure is surrounded on all sides. As long as there are a few people talking, it will produce a lingering effect.

About tens of meters away, He Yuan saw three boys coming towards him with basketballs in their hands, discussing their shooting techniques in full swing.

"Tsk, no, you definitely didn't see clearly, brother Eucalyptus just now..." The short man with a crew cut next to him snatched the ball and then charged up.

"Why are you still acting?" The brown-haired smile stood in the middle.

Xiao Pingtou vowed to carry on the performance to the end, he held the basketball high behind his head, his feet seemed to be equipped with springs, and he bounced up as much as possible——

The brown hair hastily stretched out his long hand, it was too late to stop, the basketball accidentally fell off from Xiaoping's hand, and flew out in a parabola like a comet hitting the earth.

He Yuan's footsteps faltered, and the basketball landed with a loud crisp sound, and something was knocked apart.

"Damn!" Xiao Pingtou hugged his head and yelled, "Damn what did I crash?"

A row of architectural models for display was placed on the edge of the atrium. Although the surroundings were protected by glass, the top was empty. The basketball just hit one of them impartially.

It was the one that He Yuan couldn't afford a 3D printer, and stayed up all night for almost a month.

The three people on the opposite side ran towards the model quite nervously, and Xiao Pingtou wailed in pain, which made He Yuan's brain ache, and he knew that his hard work was shattered.

"You're done and you're in big trouble!" said the tall man in a plaid shirt beside him, "This is the work of Heshen of our college, and the boss made it bit by bit with his own hands."

Xiaopingtou howled after hearing this: "Then what should I do? I didn't do it on purpose. Can't your college hide your valuables?"

"Who is He Shen?" The brown hair carefully picked up the murder weapon from the ruins of the model.

The plaid shirt pointed to the group photo at the honor column beside it: "It's He Yuan, the top boss in our college. When we went into the lecture hall to look for me today, he was standing on the stage."

"How is he? Is he easy to talk to?" Xiao Ping looked at the photo nervously.

"He's quite aloof, and he doesn't talk much at ordinary times." Plaid shirt thought for a while to comfort Xiaopingtou and said, "I haven't really met him, maybe it's social fear, and geniuses are all autistic. Let's apologize seriously, he can't tell. "Hmm" and it's over."

"He's pretty handsome." The brown-haired man looked at the photo with the flashlight on his mobile phone, held He Yuan's head in the photo with his other hand, compared it several times, and said, "This man has eight heads."

Kagaki: "..."

"Several heads and bodies are the same, but he still has a cold face even on both ends... How about we call the teacher of the academy first?" Plaid Shan suggested.

The brown hair and the plaid shirt discussed the solution, and walked along the honor column, Xiaopingtou looked around in panic——

Suddenly, he saw He Yuan who was some distance away.

Because it was dark and the surrounding lights were not on, it was actually not very clear.

At this moment, He Yuan looked down at his smashed baby model, with no expression on his face.

"Hey, Wu Xing, Brother Eucalyptus." Xiao Ping turned his head back to pull the man, his hands trembling, "The man behind us looks a bit like the photo."

"Aren't you dumbfounded, what do you mean someone looks like a photo..." the brown hair stopped in the middle of his sentence.

The three people standing in front of the honor bar fell silent at the same time, and did not move for a moment.

After a few seconds, they turned their heads stiffly and slowly in sync.

At this moment, He Yuan raised his head, and met their eyes with indifference.

The author has something to say: edible instructions:

① The main attack, He Yuan attacking Xiao Anshou, neither rebelling nor attacking each other.

②Love each other, attack and suffer is my goose, and the depth control is cautious.

③Daily sweet cookies, happy, warm, healing, good love, suitable for eating before going to bed.

The column follows the file "I Repaired a Bike in the Republic of China" for collection, the following copy:

One-sentence introduction: The master craftsman and his sword.

①

Zhong Yue is a master craftsman who has lived for thousands of years. He has forged countless magical weapons for the kings of the past dynasties, and he has also seen the ups and downs of the world.

During the period of the Republic of China, Zhong Yue chose to remain anonymous, willing to be a Buddhist bicycle repairman who was not worth mentioning in the torrent of history.

Originally, he just wanted to concentrate on repairing the car, and didn't want to provoke Bailu, a famous playboy in the city.

——The white tiger mount he raised gave 7 the beautiful male cat of Bai Shao's family.

Bai Lu squeezed Zhong Yue's chin: You are also very beautiful, let me 7 how are you.

②

The young master picked up by the Bai family is domineering and domineering on weekdays, but he has a secret in private.

He is a sword forged with the blood of a master craftsman, once transformed into a human form, he is very proud.

However, it has been devastated by wars for thousands of years, so far it is full of scars, and its body hurts unbearably every night when the moon is full.

Until one day, a well-known maintenance worker in the city came to work at his house.

Egret is watching from the sidelines, and the other party's hands are white and slender, which can turn decay into magic in an instant.

A hot current rushed over his body in an instant.

Bailu was shocked: I confirmed the eyes, it is the one who created me!

③

Ever since Master Zhong was entangled by Young Master Bai, he hasn't been clean.

The other party clamored for Zhong Yue to renovate him from beginning to end.

Egret: It's almost blunt, polish it for me, I can still chop vegetables after the war!

Egret: It's so good, I can't move, why don't you get some oil!

Zhong Yue kept ignoring it until the full moon night, when Bailu was so painful that tears were seeping from the corners of his eyes, holding him trembling and whimpering.

Zhong Yue: Do you still go out to spend time and drink?

Egret: Don’t dare anymore QAQ

The next day, the completely refurbished Egret's skin was shiny and rosy, squatting contentedly by the stove to make soup for Zhong Yue.

===Small Theater===

Bailu grabs Zhong Yue's arm and shakes it: Yue Yue, I want a new Jian Sui QwQ

Zhong Yue didn't change his face: what do boys want to be so fancy?

A few days later, Egret wore an ice blue tassel decoration on his head, showing off to everyone.

"I am a part of your body, if you want to go, please hang me around your waist."

Edible instructions and demining:

①Main attack, 1V1, sweet text, mutual pet highlight.

② Overhead Republic of China, focusing on daily life, relaxed and happy, light plot, harmonious reading without delving into w

③Baihu and Pretty Maomao may be sub-CPs, but there are not many scenes, and they mainly play cute assists.

cp: The Buddhist style is cool and sultry, the legs are soft, glamorous and elegant, and the attack x (pseudo) Playboy is full of flirtatious words, and he will accept it immediately