A ninja teaches you to be a brother

"Archer."

"Ok?"

"you……"

Emiya Kiritsugu paused suspiciously, looked at Archer's face that seemed to be more rounded than when he left in the morning, hesitated for a while, and still didn't ask himself "Are you going to eat the overlord's meal or Steal it" said the words.As a master, starving your heroic spirits is really incompetent!

Want soldiers to fight, but don't feed them enough, is there such an employer?

Even Emiya Kiritsugu, who thought he had a heart of stone, couldn't be more harsh. Of course, he couldn't think of the terrible fact that his heroic spirit said he was going to spy on the enemy, but actually went to someone's house to have a full meal.

His father's gaze obviously made Archer feel a little guilty, he touched the corner of his mouth subconsciously, thinking that his mouth hadn't been wiped clean...God knows how he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food!

Under Yizheng's gentle smile, elementary school girl Sakura's juvenile body lolita's cuteness attack, he happily had a good meal with those little lolitas, and received the next day of Yizheng After a lunch invitation from him, and then bewilderedly agreed, he belatedly remembered that he had forgotten his mission.

It's horrific if that's part of the plot, too.

"Huh~~Archer, do you know? The debt collector has found my daughter's school."

"School?!"

Archer was taken aback, he was very impressed with his sister Illya. Illya, like Irisviel, received private tutoring at Einzbern's house, right?

"Originally, we fostered Illya in the Einzbern family, and then was brought up by a private teacher in an ancient noble family, but now that the family is in trouble, a certain elder took Illya to an ordinary place. The house rents a house..."

However, there is a problem with living here. You must know that Japan has compulsory education!

A little girl who is obviously so small is kept at home by adults all day and does not go to school. Can this not be reported?Although there are many things that have nothing to do with them and are too lazy to meddle in their own business, there are still many enthusiastic people in the world.In particular, they inadvertently learned from the little girl that the lady who raised her was not her immediate family member. After she missed her parents very much, many people made up a big drama...and then called the police.

Magic can indeed modify people's memories, but in the face of a wide range of insiders, even the elder in Einzbern has no choice but to accept his fate and send Ilya to school and express that he will contact her parents as soon as possible , and then... Those debt collectors found Illya's school.

You know, Einzbern also owns industries, and their debts are not only owed to other companies' contracts, but also owed money to their employees, and Ilya finally entered the school, made friends, and was very happy. I happily told them that I like going to school and I don’t feel lonely anymore, but I was severely hurt in the end...

Those debt collectors didn't know magicians or anything, and they didn't know that Emiya Kiritsugu and Irisviel were not family leaders. After they failed to find the company's boss, they learned from the company's finance side that every year the company would call a A large amount of money was given to Emiya Kiritsugu and Irisviel Einzbern, so it is natural to think that these two people are either the company boss, or the company boss' relatives or something, in short, they have a very close relationship.

Under such circumstances, it happened that Illya's turmoil broke out, and those people were excited by the appearance and surname that were very similar to Irisviel, and they all ran over to block the door, saying they were looking for Illya's couple. For the parents, there are still many procrastinators who knelt down to the child and begged for a replacement salary, etc. It was too chaotic.

Ilya, who was originally raised at home like a little princess and knew nothing about the world, was naturally hit hard, especially when she owned expensive dresses, beautiful and exquisite imitation dolls, and a series of luxury goods, but her family's company did not The situation of not being able to pay wages made her receive extremely strange attention - some people even thought that maybe the company was losing money because someone used the company's money to give the girl a luxurious life.

Ilya: The baby is wronged, but the baby doesn't know how to explain it.

Emiya Kiritsugu's face turned black when he received the news, he wished he could fly directly to his daughter and hug her to comfort her, but...it's during the Holy Grail War, if he went to find Illya, wouldn't he expose her to the In front of other contestants?Maybe it will bring danger to Illya.

Since he received the news during the day, he has been struggling until now.He didn't want to give up his ideals. The Holy Grail War is only held once in 60 years. If he misses this time, he might not be able to catch up with the next one, but Illya...

Hearing his father's grievances, Archer fell silent. He didn't remember the economic crisis in Einzbern, so he didn't know how to deal with it. The only thing that made him feel a little lucky was that, perhaps, this Is it the revelation given to him by fate?A way to keep Dad from releasing the black mud in the Holy Grail?

No, no, even if my father gives up, the other contestants will not give up, so the Holy Grail and the black mud will still appear...

"What are you two thinking? The frowns are so frowning that you can kill mosquitoes, and your expressions are so synchronized that you are like twins."

Irisviel walked in, and seeing the tangled look on the faces of Emiya Kiritsugu and Archer, the frowns were exactly the same, and she couldn't help laughing.

Archer shivered, he and his father are father and son, not twins!He looks much younger than the vicissitudes of the old man, right?But being so frightened by Irisviel, he had an idea.His ability to act independently is good, why don't he let his father abstain, use the command spell to maintain his peak period, and then find a way to wipe out all the other participating masters, so that the world will be peaceful...

Well, this dream is very good, but unfortunately he has not found an assassin team with excellent hiding (?), and he is not sure that he can beat Berserker, that unscientific master.

Or, confess to your father?Then the father and son teamed up to eliminate the other contestants?

Archer's heart skipped a beat, and he felt a little shy when he thought about it, as long as he told the truth, Dad would believe it, and then...then...how would they deal with that buggy Berserker group?What if the future self and Illya lose their father?

After hesitating and hesitating, Archer finally decided...to go to the appointment for lunch tomorrow, so that he can get some information while filling his stomach.

Bah, it should be to inquire about information and at the same time solve the lunch problem by the way.

Irisviel didn't know that something happened to Illya, and now he can't be in a hurry, so he will go over there first... Just as Archer was thinking this way, a call came into Illya's cell phone.

Originally, most of them used the landline phone in the villa. Now that they have moved out, they naturally have a mobile phone. Their number was told to Ilya right away, so Irisviel is not surprised that her daughter would call When the call came, Emiya Kiritsugu and Archer's expressions froze, and they tried to stop it but it was too late.

"Woo... woo, mom, mom..."

"Illya? What's wrong with you?"

"Mom, Ilya doesn't want dolls, dresses, or villas anymore..."

"???"

Irisviel listened to her daughter's cry with distress and anxiety, and only then did she know that so many things had happened in the family during this period of time.In fact, she doesn't really care about living in an ordinary apartment or a villa. Although she regrets not being able to drive a car, she is not the kind of willful person. Naturally, she doesn't mind the decline in living conditions in order to support Kiritsugu. It's just...

"Kiritsugu!!! What the hell is going on here?! Are you hiding it from me on purpose!?"

After gently comforting the excited daughter, Irisviel got angry at Emiya Kiritsugu for the first time. It was impossible for her to be angry with her innocent daughter, and she could not be angry with those who came to ask for help because of something wrong with her company. The debtors were angry, it was their fault, so she could only be angry at Kiritsugu.

"If Ilia hadn't called, how long would you have kept it from me?! I'm also Ilia's mother!"

"Sorry, Ellie, I'm not..."

"Then what do you mean?"

"I just don't want you to worry..."

"Do you not want me to worry, or worry about your dream?!"

"..."

Emiya Kiritsugu was speechless, he was a little afraid to look into Ari's eyes.

Irisviel has always understood him, understood his dreams and pursuits, as well as the seemingly ridiculous desire for "world peace", and even wanted to help him achieve his goals at the expense of himself, so he never thought What to do when one day the two conflict.

Perhaps when everything was going smoothly, Irisviel could tell herself, it doesn't matter, this is a sacrifice for Kiritsugu's dream, and she doesn't mind.Even if she is dead, Kiritsugu is still alive, and Illya, the crystallization of their love, is also alive, Kiritsugu will definitely be able to take good care of Illya, but what about now?

Probably because being a mother is better, Irisviel, who was not very clear about the secular world, moved to live in a hotel, and after not having a lot of servants around her, she has a new understanding of the word "life". A lot of Mingwu, she never had to worry about money or all kinds of trivial matters in life, so she felt that as long as Kiritsugu survived, Illya would be absolutely fine, but now...she began to wonder if she was too naive .

There is no doubt that Irisviel loves Kiritsugu. She loves Kiritsugu so much that she is willing to die for Kiritsugu without hesitation. Even if she becomes a soul (or Holy Grail) after death, she is willing to protect him. What about your own daughter on the other side?

She had never thought that Kiritsugu and her daughter would make things difficult for her at both ends of the scale, but now she found that husband and daughter might indeed not be able to have both.

Compared to Kiritsugu, she has to consider the future of mankind, her long-cherished wish, whether her weaknesses will be revealed, and a series of complicated things. There is only one thing in Irisviel's mind - Illya needs her, she wants her Go to Illya's side, that's all.

This is probably the difference between men and women.

Archer shrunk his neck unconsciously, his spiritual body reduced his sense of existence, and he was helpless when he encountered this kind of family ethics drama!Under this option, there is basically no solution. It cannot be simply judged by right or wrong. It can only be judged in a person's mind whether righteousness is more important or personal affection is more important.

It is precisely because he has encountered similar choices and seen himself with different choices that he can better understand that this is not simply a matter of seeing his daughter or not.

Perhaps from a practical point of view, Dad can continue to come back to compete after watching Illya settle down, but the meaning of this is completely different.

The father who adopted him was Emiya Kiritsugu who failed in the fire in the future and then lost the purpose and belief he once had. His last wish was probably to go to the Einzbern house to rescue his daughter and avoid her daughter's death. Be the destiny of the Lesser Grail.It wasn't until that time that Emiya Kiritsugu truly realized what the most real meaning of existence was for him.

However, that was the father after he realized the lack of the Holy Grail, not the current Emiya Kiritsugu, so Archer didn't know what the father would choose, but he felt that if he said it at this time, the timing should be just right Bar?

"Wait a minute, Master...Actually, I should call you Daddy. My real name is Shirou Emiya. About..."

"Emiya Shirou?!"

Irisviel's smile froze. Although she often joked about the similarities between the two, she only thought it was because of their sexuality. Now, this heroic spirit told her... His real name is Emiya Shirou? !

"Yes, I am from the future, and the reason why I was summoned by King Arthur's scabbard is because I got this thing from Dad..."

"Wait, wait, what you said is too much..."

"Crackling~"

A thread broke in Irisviel's mind. If this child is really Kiritsugu's son, then in other words, after she died in the future, Emiya Kiritsugu married another woman and gave birth to a son?It is said that if there is a stepmother, there will be a stepfather. Isn't her poor Ilya's future miserable? !very lonely? !

"Use the command spell."

"Eri, calm down..."

"No! I can't calm down! Use Command Seals! I want to confirm!"

"Wait a minute, ma'am, actually..."

"Shut up! I don't want to listen to you right now! Kiritsugu, do you need Command Seals!"

"use!"

"Very good, first question, what is your real name?!"

"Shirou Emiya, but I..."

"Second question, who is your father?!"

"Emiya Kiritsugu, but actually..."

"Wei Gong Qi Si!"

"Wait a minute, ma'am, I can explain..."

"I won't listen! Anyway, you father and son are all in the same group! I'm going to find Ilya, what do you like!"

"boom--"

Irisviel rushed out of the room, probably because her aura was so powerful that even Emiya Kiritsugu didn't dare to touch her for a while, until he saw Iris walk out of the hotel, his expression changed.

"Archer, go protect Ellie from being attacked—cough..."

Emiya Kiritsugu was embarrassed halfway through, the Command Seal has an undoubted coercive effect, so Archer absolutely did not lie, that is to say, this is indeed his... son?In other words, did you think that the two are very compatible and have similar ideas before, is it all because of the relationship between blood is thicker than water?

However, looking at it this way, it seems that I am really sorry for Ellie, and I am sorry for the child's mother!After all, he didn't think he'd ever forget Ellie, so maybe...

"I'm sorry, child, both to you and to your mother..."

"Cough, cough, daddy, where do you want to go?" Archer looked at Emiya Kiritsugu speechlessly, who was full of bloody romance dramas, and sighed, "I am your adopted son, not your own son!"

"...you said...what? Why didn't you say it earlier"

"I'm an adopted son, not a parent. I wanted to explain to Mrs. Allie just now, but she was too excited and didn't let me continue."

"...Well, you won. Anyway, this battle can't be fought."

Emiya Kiritsugu looked at the only remaining Command Spell on the back of his hand, and sighed deeply, perhaps this was destined.

Emiya Kiritsugu, who was led by Archer to catch up with Ari, finally explained clearly the fact that "the son is an adopted son", and after obtaining half of Ari's understanding, he brought Ari to the church again.

"Are you... the Archer team?" Yan Fengli, who was eating cup noodles, was taken aback for a moment, and asked in doubt, "Are you..."

"I'm going to abstain."

"Huh? What?"

"I said, I want to abstain."

"???"

Kotomine Ri was looking at the stern Emiya Kiritsugu and the Einzbern man-made man with a gratified expression on his face, with a confused look on his face, wait, this is only the third day, right?What the hell is going on here?Why is another Yusanjia withdrawing from the competition? !

"Einzbern is going bankrupt, we're going to pick up our daughter and make a long-term plan."

"..." Why is this so familiar?

Yan Fengli was thinking for a while, and then suddenly realized, isn't this the reason for Tohsaka's old friend to leave? !Even Einzbern lost?

#This year’s Ma Tong’s family is playing a big game of chess#

The author has something to say: When fighting Emiya Kiritsugu today, I don’t know why it’s always called “death for wages” (Emiya Kiritsugu). Did Shishi’er Papa feel some kind of deep malice?