A ninja teaches you to be a brother

Kenneth's idea is good.

As a genius magician of the Clock Tower, he is confident that his strength will never be inferior to anyone else, but by accident, after the original holy relic was stolen, he summoned the legendary noble and powerful King Arthur by a blessing in disguise. Needless to say, the strength of a king is strong, so they don't need any tricks, as long as they defeat their opponents head-on.

This kind of combat strategy is very much in line with King Arthur's appetite, so apart from some differences on the issue of "Sola's sexuality", their cooperation is quite pleasant, and they have reached a consensus on the strategy-they will choose one who will not Spots discovered by ordinary people, and then try to release their aura to lure other heroes to join the battle.

Kenneth has no desire for the Holy Grail, what he pursues is the honor of victory, and the main purpose is to win the heart by his performance in front of his fiancée, so in front of Artoria in men's clothing, he subconsciously... MAN a little .

If it was Diarmuid's seductive charm, Kenneth would still have a reason to vent his anger, but for King Arthur, who is extremely upright and still a woman, Kenneth would not be able to blame a female knight for seducing his fiancee. They could only start to reflect on what was wrong with them... So, the warehouse area near the harbor came into their eyes.

Coincidentally, after map comparison and investigation, everyone in the Matou group also agreed that this place is good, and then the two groups collided, and what was even more shocking was... the berserker Lancelot never forgets King Arthur yes!

Before the two parties had tested each other's intelligence, compared their combat power, and then explored whether they were suitable for cooperation, the two heroic spirits had already started fighting.Warriors in armor fought with cold weapons in the shadow of swords and swords. This is a cruel duel that only happened in the distant era, as if returning to their era.

Their feet could tear the earth apart, and when they fought, they swept the surrounding warehouses into ruins, and the air pressure wielding their weapons abruptly cut off the street lamps.

Thanks to the size of the first issue, the empty-handed berserker was stuffed with a simulated cos sword bought at a street stall, because Lancelot's own [Knight of Owner] skill, The cos knife was endowed with the attribute of a treasure and became a D-level weapon. However, it was obvious that this treasure was powerless against King Arthur's holy spear wrapped in brilliance, and the blade began to break slightly.

The clang of the sword came, and Yizhen frowned in the first phase. At this time, he appeared alone as the master of the berserker, just to confuse the enemy and reduce the risk of Kariya, and as the sword Fusangshen, he It is completely understandable that Lancelot's weapon is almost at its limit.

"Master of Berserker, it seems that the Heroic Spirits we summoned have very similar origins."

Kenneth stood not far away with a deep expression on his face. He actually wanted to hide in the dark and observe, but when he saw his fiancée looked at Lancer with adoring expression on his face, he had no choice but to be more manly. stood up.

"Indeed, that exaggerated and powerful gun, you are the master of Lancer, right? Seeing their battle, I think we all already understand the reputation of these two heroes."

"I--"

"Crack - crash~"

Yizheng nodded gently, and calmly glanced around for things that could be used as weapons. With the weapon breaking in Lancelot's hand, he drew his knife and cut off a street lamp without hesitation, and then took the The quality is good, and it should be a lamp pole made of alloy, which was thrown to Lancelot.

"..."

The corners of Kenneth's mouth twitched. He originally saw that the other party was talking and behaving well, and wanted to test out which magician the other party was before he did it, but he didn't expect to see such a cruel scene—this guy didn't use magic just now, right? ? !Really just cut off the alloy with pure physical strength!What kind of monster is this? !

Bazzett Fraga Mark Remis

Inexplicably, Kenneth thought of the girl who was born in an ancient Irish magic family, a descendant of the knight order to which the legendary hero Cu Chulainn belonged, and now she also possesses the terrifying ability to toughen the body of a heroic spirit.He intuitively felt that the blue-haired man in front of him was a humanoid weapon as terrifying as that woman.

Before meeting that woman, Kenneth was proud of his magic ability, and absolutely did not believe in the existence of such a humanoid weapon, but it was precisely because he had met such an incredible human being that he would be so impressed by this The young man responded with even greater vigilance, and the magician's intuition told him that this person is as difficult to deal with as that woman!

Soon, Kenneth's guess was confirmed. During the fierce confrontation, the lamppost in Lancelot's hand turned into a "nunchuck". The street lights were all used up, so I chopped off the thickest tree trunk and threw it over.

Lancelot: ...

After the tree trunk that the two of them could not hold together was also damaged, he hesitated for a while, but he was still not willing to throw his own body over there to be ruined, so he chose...throwing a pair of disposable chopsticks In the past - when I bought fried chicken on the roadside just now, I happened to get an extra pair as a gift.

Lancelot: HAHAHA——(You can’t play with me just because I can’t speak! Lamp poles and tree trunks are nothing more than disposable chopsticks!)

Although the pair of disposable chopsticks seem to be able to be strengthened into treasures, they really don't look very good when you fight them.

"I said you—the Master of Lance, are you going too far?" King Arthur, who was holding the Holy Lance, looked at Yiqiyi with a sullen expression, and said angrily, "You have tarnished his knight's glory and made him lose his mind Don’t tell me, aren’t you even willing to give him a weapon?!”

King Arthur stared at the sword on Yizheng's waist. Although this kind of sword was not Lancelot's specialty, it was better than disposable chopsticks, right?

It's not surprising that this king Arthur recognized Lancelot, but the sense of touch between the sword and the body is connected, so he didn't want to hand over his body at all, so he ignored King Arthur's words and fumbled After a moment, he finally set his sights on the steel bridge not far from the sea.

'If you use that, it seems to be stronger? '

As if aware of where his gaze was, the traditional magician Kenneth turned his back, and immediately said in order to protect the bridge: "Our principle is not to let ordinary people find out that today is just the first day of the Holy Grail War. So far, Lancer!"

King Arthur raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "Even if I want to stop, my friend doesn't seem to want to stop this rare reunion."

'Are you sure you are friends and not sworn enemies? '

Kenneth suppressed his desire to complain, looked at Berserker who was chasing Lancer like a mad dog, gritted his teeth, and said, "Master of Berserker, I feel that there are many snoopers around us, even if they don't want to be exploited by others." , I think you should also control Berserker."

"That's it, Lancelot."

Yiqi Yizhen opened his mouth to stop him, but unsurprisingly, Berserker ignored his words. Even the Master Matou Kariya would not listen to Berserker when he met King Arthur, let alone Yiqi Yizhen, a false master. Where is the Lord?So Lancelot...

"Are you still disobedient? Then there's nothing I can do..."

"Crack! Bang—"

Just when everyone was gloating, thinking that Berserker's master could not control Berserker, and all the masters including Kenneth were secretly thinking about how much benefit this flaw could bring them, something that stunned them happened again .

With the clear sound of drawing the knife, Yiqi hit Lancelot hard on the back of the neck with the back of the knife, and then stepped on it hard at the moment of knocking down the opponent, accompanied by the earth. There was a cracking sound, and the dark berserker was like a helpless little black cat being bullied, pitifully embedded in the arms of Mother Earth.

"Oh, no matter how many times I learn it, I can't learn it well."

Phase [-] sighed and shook his head, feeling that Lancelot was dying like an octopus struggling to get up under his feet, so he couldn't help using a little more force.

"Boom boom-"

The subsidence of the ground was a little deeper, and the Berserker and Mother Earth came into contact at a deeper negative distance.

It wasn't that he deliberately bullied him, but because if he didn't do this, it would be easy for an energetic berserker to break free and come out to make trouble again. He knew this very well during the special training of the Matou family.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty King Arthur, your friend is really grumpy and doesn't listen to advice. As his 'temporary guardian', I have to take some special measures."

"…Let him go."

Some kind of storm was brewing in King Arthur's green pupils. Although she was also very dissatisfied with Lancelot's current brainlessness and combat effectiveness, she was even more unwilling to be humiliated by Lancelot, who was regarded as a companion and friend.

"Unfortunately, with the madness he's in, I can't do that."

"Heh, who do you think did this?" King Arthur's cold eyes fell on a smile that never changed. She regarded this smile as a kind of provocation, and she couldn't help but feel murderous all over her body. "I'll say it again." One last time - let him go! The entanglement between us does not require outsiders to intervene!"

"I reject."

King Arthur holding the holy gun is not as simple as the one holding the holy sword. Due to the influence of the divinity in the holy gun, it not only frees her from the curse of "not growing up", but also makes her more mature and rational At the same time, it has an indefensible majesty, but unfortunately, this has no effect on Yijing.

"Try it, if you can."

When Yizheng said this, there was a strange light in his eyes. He didn't like killing, but he didn't hate fighting.This may sound a bit contradictory, but it is true. Being able to confront the strong is also the instinct to become stronger that Daojian Fusangshen desires for!

The Holy Grail may indeed be a miracle. It is really exciting to be able to confront the famous heroes in history.

As if feeling the excitement of Yiqi Yizhen, his body knife could not help but vibrate slightly. Kariya curled his lips after observing this scene, and he asked why Yiqi Yizhen was so enthusiastic about acting as a substitute for him. It turned out that this guy Hidden attribute is also a fighting madness!

Looking at Lancelot who was still struggling in Mother Earth's arms, Kariya felt that it would be better for him to be sensible, he was not as resistant to beatings as Berserker.

……

At the same time, Tohsaka house

"King Arthur...King Arthur?! It turns out that Souji Okita is a woman, and King Arthur is also a woman?!"

Tosaka Tokiomi felt that his mind was a little confused. Unlike Fusangshin who didn't care much about human history, as a native of Earth, he was really overwhelmed to accept such a reversal of the three views all at once.

Tokiomi himself was quite unlucky, originally there was an almighty disciple Kirei who could be dispatched, but as a result Kirei found a new meaning in life and a good friend, and resolutely withdrew from the Holy Grail War, causing him great losses.

At the same time, Kirei's father and good friend Kotomine Risei was unable to help him more because of the church's neutral position.Even if there was a Fujimaru Tachika who came to the pot to become an alliance, but that was not something he could send at will!

Therefore, Tokiomi, who was originally stubborn and unwilling to use high technology, encountered great obstacles in detecting information, and had no choice but to ask his servant Gilgamesh for help.

Fortunately, at this time Gilgamesh is not in the top secondary state, but is closer to the state of being a "virtuous king" in the later period, who treats the world as his back garden and treats all battle scenes as fun. In the eyes of the watching king, he was originally going to watch a play, so he naturally didn't mind bringing along a subject who surrendered to him.It was also thanks to this that Tosaka Tokiomi could hardly count his eyes as black.

However, now, after the appearance of King Arthur with broken views, Tokiomi has suffered a great blow. He is also someone who has read the legend of King Arthur since he was a child!His idol is Merlin, the most powerful magician in legend!

Well, now that someday tell him that Merlin is actually a cute loli, Tokiomi probably won't be too surprised.

"My king, our fighting style is not suitable for taking the initiative to attack. So, can you please tell me the current position of the master of Saber?"

Tohsaka Tokiomi carefully considered his words, carefully looked at the thoughtful dead man, and asked: "If we let Saber test the enemy first, it may be easier for us to formulate a strategy."

He was a little worried that the King of Heroes misunderstood that he underestimated the opponent's combat power, so he was extra cautious, and even added several defensive magic tricks to himself, but this time Tokiomi underestimated the King of Heroes' mind.

"Tokiomi, since your advice is correct, why are you so frightened? Could it be that in your eyes, this king is the kind of tyrant who doesn't listen to others?"

"..." Don't you?

The corner of Tosaka Tokiomi's mouth twitched, and then he saw the King of Heroes, who was dressed no differently from his naked body, stood up, and said in his own way: "This king is going to meet those bastards."

"what?!"

——Didn't you say that what I said made sense?

For a moment Tokiomi almost blurted out to question him, but he immediately stopped his mouth. On this kind of non-principle issue, he was shrewd and would never touch the king's bad luck for no reason.

It wasn't until the body of the King of Heroes disappeared into the house that Tokiomi discovered that the screen was switched from the Noble Phantasm of the Warehouse Battle by the Sea that was playing in the house, and on the new screen, it was the Saber team who had gone somewhere.

"Hey, Okita, do you think this color of my picture is cute, or that color?"

"Ah! Kiyomitsu, you are so cunning! I want Okita to help me choose...choose nail polish!"

"An Ding, don't make trouble, since when did you draw nail polish?"

"Start now……"

"Well, they're all good. I don't have any research on cosmetics in this world."

The girl with light blond hair surrounded by two teenagers looked at the smiling orange-haired girl with some distress.

"By the way, Lixiang, although I really like California Qingguang and Yamato Shou'an, aren't they a little too clingy? You are their current master, right? Don't you mind at all?"

"Huh? It's okay."

Li Xiang tilted her head and blinked her eyes, so she wouldn't say that she has a straight man's heart, so every time I buy nail polish with Qingguang to distinguish the color, it's such a headache, now it's just right to throw it out!Moreover, she is not the kind of master who must pay Sangshen to be her own master, otherwise, wouldn't Honmaru's pile of Oda knives vomit blood to death? !

In other words, if the Fusangshen of the entire Honmaru were only thinking of themselves, wouldn't it be terrifying?

Seeing that Lixiang didn't seem to care, Okita Souji could only touch the heads of the two teenagers helplessly. She pondered for a moment, then looked at the small shelf of the hairband on the other side.

"An Ning doesn't seem to be suitable for nail polish, why don't I choose a hair tie for you?"

Originally, Yamato Moranda wore a fluffy ponytail like a Pomeranian, but Okita instinctively bought a wide headband for him, and then...

"The width of this hairband, maybe a different hairstyle is more suitable?"

Holding the new gift, Yamato Shou Anding thought for a while, let go of the ponytail, and changed it to another way of crossing the forehead and tying it behind the head. It felt like a different style in an instant.

"It's not bad that way!"

Lixiang admired, she faintly felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell, but the new image of An Ding was indeed good.

"Since this is the case, then I want to change my image!" California Qingguang was not to be outdone, and began to think of how to transform himself, "Master, what hairstyle do you think I should change?"

"Ah? About this, let's ask Okita. Okita is more experienced."

Lixiang pushed the trouble out like this, what she didn't know was that after she brought back two swords, she realized that she had saved two sets of practice props, and now she is still worrying about her unspeakable aesthetic problems ,as well as……

"It seems that the money in the card is not enough to swipe... Oh, I'm a little sorry for Mr. Tohsaka, and I'm a little embarrassed to ask Mr. Tohsaka for money again."

Lixiang sighed, and took out the gold card that Tosaka Tokiomi kindly provided, and then learned a news that shocked her.

"What? You said my card was frozen and I couldn't spend it? How could that be? Could it be that the Tohsaka family is going bankrupt?!"

Tohsaka Tokiomi: ... (TM's family is fighting and collecting information, and you guys are going shopping again?! Cough cough, no, I can't be so irritable, I have to be elegant at all times, I will impose economic sanctions! Let's see how you go shopping! )

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Phase I: Lance, stop it.

Lancelot: HAHAHA——(I rushed so hard that I couldn’t stop!)

Yiqi Ni: I don't understand... But, since you don't stop learning, you can't blame me. (step step step step)

Lancelot: HAHAHAA! (I stopped, you don’t need to step on it! Really! There are bugs on the ground, if you step on them again, I will have close contact with them, so stop!)

Yiqi Ni: Stop struggling...you are struggling and I can only...sorry, Lance, forgive me.

Lancelot: %&##@$#

Mother Earth: Alas, the language barrier is terrible.