A ninja teaches you to be a brother

On the eve of the start of the Holy Grail War, the main house of the Matou family, which had a well-defended magic circle, suddenly collapsed in the clear blue light, causing countless competitors to tense and investigate - but they were puzzled. What's the point of launching this attack when all the heroic spirits are not summoned?In case one of the contestants from the Tong family dies, how can we fight if there are not enough seven servants?The Holy Grail cannot manifest itself if enough magic power of the Heroic Spirits is absorbed.

In another sense, if someone really got the Command Seal but refused to summon the Heroic Spirit, maybe... the war could be ended in the simplest way?

When Matou Kariya returned to his home with his newly summoned berserker, and wanted to kill Matou Zouken first, and then go to find a way to find Sakura, he saw a scene that made him stunned.

Half of the house of Matou's house collapsed, he didn't care about it, when he quickly came to the back mountain of Matou's house, he saw that the Sakura he cared about was still gentle, small and cute, but she just walked out of the house with her bare hands. A wooden strip was broken from a beam that collapsed on the side, and then, it was squeezed into a lot of smaller firewood, and thrown into the bonfire beside it...

This is not over yet, he saw that the free-range pheasant at home was grabbed by the neck and wrung off by Xiao Ying, and then he used some unknown magic to shave the hair and let the blood out, calmly wiped off the splashed blood , and finally coated with seasonings, inserted wooden sticks, put them on the fire and grilled, and did not forget to smile at the seaweed-headed boy beside him, comforting the little boy who was a little scared and silly after being splashed with chicken blood.

Kosakura...is it the painting style of killing chickens with bare hands?

Kariya was in a daze for a moment, Aoi didn't seem to be like this.

No, considering that Aoi is a qualified wife and mother, cooking must be a no-brainer, so when the other party is cooking, she will definitely chop chicken heads, scrape fish scales, or...why do you feel that it is abnormal? ? !Obviously a girl like this should make some cute snacks, right? !Do the other men over there eat dry food?

For a moment, Kariya, who had lost his mind, glared angrily at the man with water-colored hair. The boy with the seaweed head and the doll head is fine. You are a big man and watch the cute Sakura doing these things, and your conscience will not hurt. ? !

Yiqi Yizhen also saw Kariya at this time, immediately guessed the other party's identity, and gave him an apologetic smile.

He's gotten good at a lot of cooking by now, but that definitely doesn't include grilling.In fact, she also wanted to help at the beginning, but the kitchen stove had been destroyed by him, and only some ingredients and seasonings that could be used were dug out, and it was inconvenient to go to Matou's house far away from the city, so I can only catch pheasants in the back mountain for barbecue.

However, Honmaru is now using modern stoves. Although the flames don't make him like it, he can accept it. However, if the bonfire is brightly lit like this, it will make his body tremble and repel subconsciously.The nightmare of being burned by the fire is still haunting him.The keen Sakura quickly discovered his troubles, and said that she wanted to show her hand, and thoughtfully prevented Yiqi Yizhen from touching this thing.

"I'm sorry to trouble you, Sakura." Ichiki smiled wryly, then nodded to Kariya who was full of displeasure, "You are Mr. Kariya Matou, right? I'm so rude, I didn't control myself just now Most of your home was destroyed with force."

"This kind of thing doesn't matter."

Kariya replied casually, with the other party being so polite, he didn't feel too embarrassed to get angry, so he could only turn his head to look at Sakura who kept turning the roast chicken.At this moment, Sakura was staring intently at the grilled chicken that had begun to turn golden, not paying any attention to his uncle, and glared angrily at the other two children who wanted to step forward, eyes full of disgust .

"Sakura..."

"Huh? Uncle Kariya?" Sakura was taken aback, turned her head to look at Kariya, and smiled happily, "Great, uncle is fine! Don't worry, that inhuman old man is dead! No one can bully us anymore."

"died?"

Just as Kariya was about to ask something, Sakura turned her head to stare at the grilled chicken again. That concentration made him feel that it would be a heinous thing to interrupt this child, so he didn't know what to say, Xiao Sakura stared at the grilled chicken, and he stared at Xiao Sakura, his greedy eyes seemed to be afraid that everything in front of him was an illusion.

Although there will be a lot of them at once, the most important thing is that Sakura is fine.As for the others, Kariya said that he couldn't remember for the time being.

"..."

Kosakura was turning over the roasted chicken, feeling Uncle Kariya's fiery eyes, she couldn't help but hesitate a bit, she had already divided the thighs for Brother Shen Er and Brother Yi Qi, and then divided the two wings equally for herself and Hirano. Put the chicken clavicle or something in the mushroom stew to eat, but now...how about giving the leftover chicken butt and chicken head to Uncle Kariya?After all, uncle seems to be very hungry.

In the first episode, Yizhen was a little embarrassed and didn't know how to start a conversation. After all, although Kariya said he didn't care that he had ruined the house, his tone didn't sound very good, so he didn't know how to speak.If he didn't open his mouth, Hirano naturally didn't know how to start a conversation. Even if they were indeed calling for Sakura, it's true that Yiqi brother wasn't skilled enough to accidentally bury the house and Matou Zouken together.

Fortunately, both Matou Kariya and Matou Heye were gone, and the others were puppet servants, so no casualties were caused.

Of course, what Yiqi Yizheng didn't know was that this actually allowed them to escape a catastrophe.

When entering the periphery of Matou's house, because Matou Zouken's previous order Puppet Man did not bother him, this allowed the group of them to enter the basement smoothly.However, since the basement was the secret of the Matou family, how could there be no protective measures at all?So at that time, Matou Zouken sensed that there was an intruder, and it seemed that it was a helper brought back by Sakura, so he naturally activated countless countermeasures and set up traps around him, waiting for them to find him and "catch the turtle in the urn." "Are.

However, it is a pity that after seeing those disgusting bugs and learning about the purpose of those bugs, Yiqi Yizhen wanted to clean them up, and happened to be shaken by Locke's "good news", so he slapped them twice. The attacks were all sideways, and it wasn't completely done until the third hit.

As a result, the house directly collapsed, and what is even more coincidental is that when the first attack and the second attack happened to pass by Matou Zouyan, the old man's expression changed dramatically and he left his original position to escape, but in the end Loved by the will of the great universe, it was wiped out by the third attack, leaving only the wreckage of the Matou family.

In the end, because there were no stations near Matou's house far away from the main road, it was difficult to take a taxi, and it was getting late, so they decided to stay and rest for a night before making plans. The main house collapsed, and some other houses hadn't collapsed yet. Sakura said that she used magic to reinforce it. It can live in people at once.Of course, if the dinner kitchen is destroyed, it can only be solved roughly in the wild.

This series of complicated entanglements can only be said that maybe the will of the world has broken away from the "justice of love" of Mushroom Laoxu, and moved towards the love and justice that lead to the truth, which makes Matou Zouken's death unclear, even He turned into ashes without even giving him a chance to clean up his crimes. It was so coincidental that he seemed to be on the kill list of a god of death.

These were all investigated by Sakura later using magic. Not to mention the victim himself, even Shinji, who thought he would be somewhat sad, did not feel any sadness at all, only a kind of lightness of "ah, grandpa is dead?" Light emotion.After all, even though Shen Er kept calling him Grandpa, the two of them hadn't gotten along very much. They were more like strangers in name. Compared with that grandpa, he admired more...

"You... are you, Uncle Kariya?"

"Yes, I am. You are..."

"I'm Shinji... the son of Matou Tsuruno."

Shinji carefully observed Kariya's expression on Sakura's face, but he wasn't too jealous, after all, he and his uncle had never met, nor had they cultivated a relationship. On the contrary, Sakura had met her uncle, and Sakura was so gentle, considerate, lovely and powerful. , will naturally attract the attention of others.

only……

Although Shen Er, who has a very high IQ, yearns for this uncle, he always feels that this uncle dares to resist the family and grandpa is very brave.I heard that this uncle likes Sakura very much, and Sakura also likes this uncle very much - the current Sakura is adopted to his father, so he can be called sister Sakura, and Sakura is called brother, and if this uncle wants to take If Sakura goes...then he won't have sister Sakura? !

Although my sister is so fierce, she is beautiful!

Although my younger sister beats her up all the time, she is cute!

Although his sister bullied him, he was happy!

With that in mind, Shinji's eyes on Kariya completely changed, with an indomitable and decisive aura, Kariya couldn't help but look serious, wanting to hear what this nephew wanted to say.

"Uncle Kariya! For the sake of being my uncle! If you want to snatch Sakura as your daughter, please adopt me too! This is my lifelong request!!!!"

"What?"

"Please! Uncle Kariya! I can't live without Sakura! I'm easy to raise, I don't eat much, but I'm smart, and I have hidden a lot of private money... I don't love my mother, I don't love my mother Yes, how would I live without Sakura anymore... woo woo woo..."

"Puff~"

Shinji hugged Kariya's thigh and began to cry, with snot and tears, which completely blinded Kariya, he never thought of snatching Sakura as his daughter!He just...just wanted to save Sakura.No matter how tempting this proposal sounds, it is also...

"Huh? Uncle Kariya, will you become Papa Kariya?"

At this time, Sakura turned her head with great interest, her eyes were filled with relief, she looked at Kariya with a sparkle, and tilted her head to buy Moe.

"Father Kariya, that sounds pretty good!"

"X-Sakura..."

Too cute!Foul!

Kariya clutched his chest, feeling that the engraving worm on his body was a little restless, his blood was about to boil!

"Cough cough cough..."

"By the way, if you have Kariya's father, you must have Aoi's mother!"

Sakura's eyes lit up. She has always complained about her biological father who sent her away. She has mixed feelings about her mother and sister who are unable to stop her father, but overall she still longs for it, so...

"At that time, I, Kariya's father, Aoi's mother, Rin's elder sister, and Shen'er elder brother, we can form a happy family of five!"

"Aoi...Aoi...Mom?"

Kariya, who was hit knowingly, was a little dizzy, and then passed out with a plop.

"Uncle Kariya? You're in poor health..."

"Well……"

At this time, the roast chicken was almost ready, Sakura tried a magic preservation method, then walked over to poke Kariya, and then looked up at Yiqi Yizheng.Because Yiqi Yizhen told her that she couldn't stay in this world for a long time, but promised her to let her choose the family she likes, and Brother Yiqi would not break his promise, so she told Yiqi Yizhen again about her own dream.

"I want to form a family with Kariya's father, Aoi's mother, Rin's elder sister, and Shen'er elder brother. Is it possible? Brother Yiqi?"

"..."

"This... I think Shinji and Kariya are fine, but the other two people... even if they are gods, they can't manipulate people's hearts." Yiqi said helplessly, "You can't force them to do something! In other words, Was there any strange noise at the beginning?"

"So, it seems that there is something?"

Shinji, who was weeping on Kariya's thigh, didn't find it strange to see Uncle Kariya being hit by Sakura knowingly. Anyway, Sakura's fighting power has always been very strong. He felt that strange voice seemed familiar, so he couldn't help but After scanning around, he found the source of the sound—it was Matou Heye who was forgotten by several people on the other side, and was dragged here after being knocked out. There seemed to be faint blood on the corner of his mouth. After waking up, I heard my son hugging his younger brother and begging him to be his father.

I don't know if it's because I was vomiting blood from anger, or if I was hurt by grief...

Well, in short, Yizheng said that he would not take the blame. If he had knocked someone out before, it would be impossible to delay it for so long, right?

…………

Somewhere, under the spotlight, those who wore different skirts and posed in several poses happily finished another day's work and got a good salary.

"It turns out that making money is so simple, it is not as difficult as Boduo said!"

Xizizi bought herself Strawberry Daifuku with her wages and ate snacks indiscriminately, while Yaoken sighed helplessly.

"Don't forget, we are here to find Brother Yiqi."

Although I had a lot of fun, I can't forget my brother!The first phase brother will be sad!

"Even if you say that, we can't find it! Japan is so big." Luan sucked on the strawberry milkshake, showing a mysterious smile, "And now I have a great idea."

"what?"

Yao Yan asked very modestly, in this world, because the breadwinner is chaotic, so he has to listen to the chaotic words!

"Uh huh, originally the person who photographed me at the cafe and dessert shop was just a person from a small magazine, but now a photographer who said he was shooting international models has taken a fancy to me!"

"We are Fusangshen, so it's not good to be so high-profile?"

"Don't make such an expression! We can't find a needle in a haystack to find Brother Yi, but you can make me popular, so Brother Yi can come to us!"

"..." Seems to make sense, huh?

Yao Yan hesitated for a moment, and then saw that Chaos was full of energy under the camera. It had been a long time since he had seen such a chaos, and they really had no other way to find someone, so...promise?

Alas, the one who supports the family and makes money is the boss!

Yao Yan sighed, his appearance was too young, and he didn't have ID card, medical certificate, qualification certificate, degree certificate or other proofs. The hospital would not accept him, and other people didn't believe that he could cure diseases. So far, they The expenses are all supported by chaos...

I always feel that I am losing the majesty of the [-] meter aura more and more!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yiqi Ni: I'm looking for someone!Luan is my brother!

Staff/Fans/Agents: Who are you!There are many people who want us to be our younger brothers!Get out!Fans are becoming more and more able to make up reasons these days.

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