A ninja teaches you to be a brother

Borrowing the light of Ishikirimaru, Lixiang successfully entered the Ishikiri Shrine, and because Ishikirimaru solemnly called her "Master God Judge", a group of priests thought she was some big person they didn't know, and respected her Incomparably, the warm hospitality made Lixiang a little overwhelmed.

After learning that her world had been destroyed, Lixiang hadn't tried to walk in the modern world for a long time, not to mention that this world was indeed very similar to hers, which made her feel a little emotional.

After Li Xiangduo, who couldn't refuse because of the enthusiasm of the priests, stayed for a while, he heard the lucky little angel Wuji Zhenzong in the team speak.

"Master, I can feel that they are out of danger in the first phase of the palace! So, you don't have to hurry now."

"Huh? Is that so?"

"It's true, my intuition is not wrong." Wuji Zhenzong smiled, "You can stay a little longer!"

"Wuji, you really didn't coax me on purpose, did you?"

Lixiang looked suspiciously at Wuji Zhenzong's cute and cute smile like a little sheep. When she saw this for the first time, she inexplicably felt that the other party might be the type of black-bellied little prince, but after getting along with her later, she understood People can't be judged by appearances, Wuji is indeed a good boy who is caring and caring for others, but... the timing is too coincidental (violating harmony), isn't it?

"No! I still have an intuition. If I stay here, sooner or later I will meet Yiqidian and the others."

Wu Ji smiled, his eyes met Qingguang and Anding standing behind Lixiang for a moment, and then moved away immediately.In fact, he had indeed noticed this in the middle of the journey, but since the master looked a little worried when he came to this world, he thought the master didn't like it here!However, after confirming with Honmaru's veterans, California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Moran, last night, he realized that the master was not so much unhappy as it was emotional, so it was better to let the master relax for a while.

"Well, since Wuji said so..."

"Hey, master! I found a restaurant behind the church that smells very fragrant! Let's go there for dinner!"

Ai Ran Kunijun's starry eyes flashed. In fact, he didn't think there would be any danger in Fusangshen's skill. Coupled with the experience of winning 100% of the lottery with the help of Wu Jizhenzong, he has a great understanding of Wu Jizhen. Zong completely trusted Zong's judgment, and couldn't help but tugged on Lixiang's sleeve to act coquettishly.

"It's ok? Just now, the people at the shrine gave us a lot of small judges here... It seems to be called a bank card, right?"

"It's okay to eat, but I feel ashamed." Li Xiang was a little embarrassed, "I didn't help anything, but they were still so enthusiastic..."

"Please don't say that, Lord God Judge." Ishikirimaru walked in from the door sincerely, as if he had just helped to pray for blessings, smiled and said to Xiang Xiang, "Because you brought me here, so I am a I, the spirit, will be drawn by the main body to "God Descend" here. This is great news for a shrine that has no news of God Descend for a long time, and I think it will rank ahead of other shrines in the future. "

Of course, this effect may only be achieved by Ishikirimaru. Although the other Token Fusangshin are considered gods, but because they are all attached to the master they serve, basically there is no separate shrine.Speaking of which, now Ishikimaru feels that his strength has improved because of this, and the removal of pustules has become smoother. It seems that he is indeed developing in the direction of a magic knife.

ah!Speaking of this... Smiling Qingjiang seems to be very concerned about why he didn't become a magic sword?

Shikieru looked worriedly at the smiling Qingjiang who was dazed beside him, and asked concerned: "Smiling, are you... all right?"

"Well, nothing, just a little concerned."

Smiling Qingjiang looked at the church spire that could be seen in the distance, and closed his eyes to feel something, frowning slightly.He always felt that the atmosphere around here was different from other lands they passed by. There was a special kind of spiritual power flowing, like...

"Haha, maybe it's my illusion. Compared to this, we should care about ourselves!" Smiling Qingjiang rubbed his chin and said, "Ishikirimaru will be drawn here by the main body, so we should too, right? For example, California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Mori Anding, which have no news, will not be mentioned for the time being. Aizen is in a private collection. Perhaps luck is not so good, but the main body of Monoyoshi is collected in the Tokugawa Art Museum, and my main body is in Marugame Municipal Archives, maybe you can upgrade to a level or something!"

"Upgrade?" Li Xiang was stunned for a moment, puzzled and said, "How to upgrade? You have already reached the full level...ah, let's put it this way."

Lixiang took out a knife book from his pocket and opened it, his expression suddenly turned subtle. There was a (???) symbol after Ishikirimaru's level 99 on it, combined with what the smiling Qingjiang said just now, everyone knows what's going on .

"By the way, you are all split spirits. The 'noumenon' you usually talk about is also made by the government of time. Although the quality is indeed good, it seems to be different from the real 'noumenon'. Could it be that..."

Li Xiang's eyes suddenly lit up, no matter what, it is always a good thing to increase his strength!Especially after her swords and swords were basically forged and reached full level, she also felt that everyone was a little bored. After all, she would let more inexperienced swordsmen go to the field to sharpen herself, and at most send a few veterans to escort them.So after a long time, everyone was a little disappointed. After all, there were more and more swords, and the team that often went out was only a team of six people.

Wouldn't it be great if we could find a way for everyone to pass the time, and other ways to improve their strength?

"In view of Ishikirimaru's experience, Wuji and Xiaomen, why don't you both try it? We can collect information about others!"

"Gollum..."

"Ahem, the most important thing now is to eat! Let's go, let's go to the place that Ai Ran said to eat!"

Lixiang touched her stomach, if the only thing she was not used to in the shrine was probably the diet.It's not that the food prepared at the shrine is not delicious, but that those people often serve them respectfully. If they are called "Sir Shenzhe" and "Sir Ishikirimaru", they will also have the burden of idols, so eat When you get up, you have to take into account that the etiquette is not refreshing enough.

"By the way, what's the name of that store?"

"Hmm~ I don't know that word. It's not that I've been to China, it's just a Chinese restaurant! I saw a priest eating there very happy! That red dish must be delicious!"

Finally, Lixiang came to the Chinese restaurant with her swords. Because she didn't know much about Chinese food, she followed Aizen's wishes and ordered the priest's favorite spicy tofu, as well as a bunch of brightly colored dishes. I don't know why a certain priest who ordered several plates of mapo tofu kept staring at them.If it wasn't for Lixiang to stop him, some of the guardian's swords seemed to want to strike the opponent.

"I'm sorry, but it's rare to see someone who likes this dish." The priest was wearing a meticulous priest's robe, and a strange color flickered in his dark pupils, "And it's actually a Lord God and a God Judge. "

"You know? The people in those shrines should have blocked the news..."

"That's for the outside world. For the inside world, a lot of news is exchanged."

The priest twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly, as if he wanted to show a smile, but he was indeed not good at this, it just seemed more distorted.As if he himself realized this, he immediately gave up this action, and introduced himself instead: "My name is Kotomine Kirei, and I am a priest in a nearby church. I want to see the Lord God."

"Haha, do you want to cure the disease? Or remove the pustule? Purify the filth?" Shiqiewan said with a good temper, "I'm pretty good at these things!"

"...No need."

"It doesn't seem to be that that worries him."

Kotomine Kirei was silent for a while. He has always been confused about his own existence, and he has been in a very troubled state until now. No matter how much he repents and prays, he can't suppress his own nature that he loathes. Of course, God also No enlightenment was given to him.Therefore, when he heard the god descending from the shrine next door, he deliberately used some resource privileges to explore information, and then kept paying attention to the next door...

Oh, but this god seems to be different from the omniscient and omnipotent "god" he thought?But this "God Judge" who is not just something...

"You seem a little confused about yourself?"

"Ah, sorry, that's how I felt when I saw you, I don't mean anything else, if you feel offended..."

"No, not at all." Kotomine Kirei's eyes glowed similar to seeing Mapo Tofu, and he bowed sincerely, "Please continue talking."

"How should I put it... The look in your eyes seems to be that you don't know the meaning of your existence, you feel that you are a different kind, and you don't know your hobbies, dreams, emotions, and goals, and then you just follow the requirements and expectations of the people around you. Like 'puppets'."

Li Xiang hesitated for a moment, but she still spoke. Although she couldn't understand why such a strange person was born in such a colorful and peaceful modern age, this person gave her the same feeling as those mediocre and numb people in the world of Hokage. Like some "ninjas" - a typical example is like a little boy from the Kaguya clan being used by the gang.

Speaking of which, in the troubled times of the Naruto world, there are many people who just want to live and can't even find the meaning of life, and there are also many people who follow the instructions of their superiors blankly, but are there such people in modern times?

"What you said is too correct!" Kotomine Kirei's eyes had changed from bright to frenzied, staring eagerly at Tachika, "Please explain to me!"

Kotomine Kirei always knew that he was born with a personality flaw, he couldn't feel beautiful about what people said was beautiful, and he couldn't forget what many people said was ugly.Most of the time, she was troubled by her sensory deviation and confused by the existence of her own 'monster'. No matter how hard he tried to correct it, he still couldn't solve this problem, so he was at a loss for his whole life.

This point reached its peak after he was chosen by the Holy Grail and given the Command Seal—his father and Tosaka Tokiomi said that it existed to help the Tosaka family win. But I beg to differ.

The Holy Grail is a universal wish-making machine. It will choose seven magicians to participate in the battle and fight each other, and finally get it and then make a wish. Therefore, it is impossible for the command spell to choose someone who has no wish. It can be said that Mine Kirei has no idea what his wish is. It was selected in a daze.Of course, he didn't think that his wish would be the reason for such nonsense as helping the Tohsaka family.

Kotomine Kirei looked at Lixiang expectantly, thinking that this character might be able to save him from conflicts and struggles. Was it the so-called destiny to meet this god and God-inspector when he was about to give up on himself? !

Lixiang didn't know that Kotomine Kirei's problem was not at all what she thought, she just felt the deep confusion and self-denial in the man, plus Smiley and others gently reminded her that this man's hands There was also a lot of blood on his face, so she naturally thought that this person was the same as those ninja war criminals who hadn't found the meaning of life before.

It is said that at that time she abducted people because she learned a sentence from Uncle Snake, which was almost tried and tested, that is...

"It may be meaningless for people to live, but if they live, they may encounter interesting things, such as the meeting between you and me..."

"..."

Kotomine Kirei paused for a moment with a weird look on his face, and then nodded immediately, with a deeply approving look on his face.

"Indeed, I never thought that one day I would meet a real god."

"..."

Li Xiang was silent for a while, she almost forgot that she was not the abductor now, and it was impossible to say something like "So follow me, I need your strength", so how should she continue?The universal routine also has a day of failure!

Sure enough, in this situation, I can only... have a mustache? !

——Calm down, calm down, Lixiang, you are a queen who has been talking about the whole world!

"There are no people without wishes in this world. The only difference is that some people realize it and strive to live for it, while others may not realize it all their lives, and then struggle to live on."

"...I don't know what my wish is." Kotomine Kirei said disappointedly, "And I... am different from ordinary people."

Kotomine Kirei refers to the fact that his cognition of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy is different from normal people's values, but in Lixiang's ears, he only thinks that the other party is suffering because of too hard life, or because he has a different power. It's like those blood-following ninjas are treated as monsters.

She thought for a while, summed up her past experience, and reminded: "I don't have a complete grasp of your situation, but as far as I have encountered the situation, most of their wishes are [to be as happy as ordinary people] It’s just such a simple and simple wish.”

"!!!"

Kotomine Kirei's pupils shrank suddenly, his focus was completely on the point of "Like a normal person", he couldn't help being dazed for a moment, and then he caught another point...

"They? Are there many people like me (innately twisted)?"

"I've seen quite a few." Li Xiang nodded and comforted, "Don't worry, they are all living well and are very respected."

"Respected? Live well?"

Kotomine Kirei fell into deep thought.

Lixiang has become a routine of experience, and Kotomine Kirei completely thought that he had been seen through, so the two of them talked completely wrong for a long time, and finally Kotomine Kirei decided to consult the correct self-release...or it is The way to save yourself.

"How do the people you know do it?"

"This... There are quite a lot of ways. Sometimes wandering around on the line of life and death to understand life, there are those who are actively doing good things to find a sense of existence, there are workaholics who are buried in the pile of documents or tasks, and there are people who try various things. Those who like to play new things, and those who like to fight to the death to challenge the (ninja) gods, play extreme sports, and other things such as eating all kinds of food, writing novels to vent anger, listening to music to cultivate sentiment, etc... Some things can't be said .”

"Oh, thanks for the advice."

Kotomine Kirei's hands were a little itchy, and he glanced at Ishikirimaru, who was smiling kindly at him, with the urge to do something.However, even he felt that it was not good to be provocative just after being instructed. This is also the "common sense" he learned in the human world.Then, he will try one by one from these methods.

He suddenly felt that the sky was very blue, the air was very fresh, and the wind was very pleasant. Who let him know that he was not the only one who was troubled by this?Since other people can cure this disease, so can he?Even if it can't, it should be able to curb the deterioration of the disease, right?

Well, the most convenient ones to try... seem to be suicide and gourmet food?He can try to commit suicide now, and he can also eat Chinese food. Since he really likes the mapo tofu here, it seems to affect the store if he gets blood, so it's okay to eat first, right?

He used to only eat mapo tofu when he came here, maybe he can try other things this time?

Lixiang didn't know that Kotomine Kirei was still in an unawakened deceitful state, if the demon locked up by him was released by a wicked guy, then the consequences would be... Unfortunately, Kotomine Kirei was the first to meet the cute Tachika this time, so that person's style of painting immediately collapsed...

Kotomine Kirei: amumu~ Chinese food is so delicious.Ah, thinking about it this way, I have to eat a lot of cuisines, try to commit suicide, go to extreme sports, write novels, listen to music... I'm too busy, what should I do if I don't have time to engage in the Holy Grail War?It would be great if this Command Seal could disappear.

Command spell:? ? ?

After Kotomine Kirei returned home, when Kotomine Ri was about to ask his son to check the Heroic Spirit Summoning Ceremony, he was startled by Kotomine Kirei's flawless white hands.

"Kirei?! Where's your Command Seal?!"

"Command spell? What's that?" Kotomine Kirei looked up in a daze, and raised the lunch box in his hand with a bit of sluggish thinking, "I packed delicious spicy chicken feet, and the boss even gave me local specialty spicy sticks , father, do you want to try it?"

"..."

"Well, it seems that it is really gone. Is this the guidance of the gods?"

"..."

No!Absolutely not!You unfilial son!

……

"Hey hey? Master, why do you have red marks on the back of your hand? Have you got any tattoos?"

"No, I don't have any?" Li Xiang looked at the red pattern on the back of his hand, feeling a little familiar, "By the way! It seems that the doctor showed me this... Command Seal?"

……

a supermarket

"This one is good, that one looks good too... Ah, why do you pay so much attention to buying a chicken?"

Hirano scratched his head in trouble. In the past, when buying things in Wanwu, there was a list given by candlesticks. Later, they also bought things casually. Anyway, the things Wanwu gave were not bad, but in this world...

"Sakura, you are a girl, what do you think?"

"This is..."

"What's the point? Buy the most expensive one!" Before Sakura could say anything, Shinji swung the bank card in his hand confidently, and said arrogantly, "I have money! Buy whatever you want!"

"But what you took was a broiler chicken, which was cut for nothing."

Seeing Shen Er put a chick in a bag with disgust, Xiao Sakura couldn't help raising her eyebrows.

"For soup, it is best to use old hens."

"Of, of course I know about this kind of trivial matter! How could I, a genius, not know!" Shen Er put the chicken in his shopping basket in embarrassment, and said calmly, "I just want to add an extra meal. By the way, the one over there The chickens are big, just go and get another one."

"No, that one is big, but the one you're referring to is the rooster."

"..."

Facts have proved that just like your uncle will always be your uncle, your sister will always be your sister.

Unlike Shinji, who will always only buy the most expensive one based on the price, or the most gorgeous one based on the appearance, Sakura is very familiar with picking the most suitable one when shopping for vegetables, and Hirano can't help but sigh how powerful human girls are—— He has lived for hundreds of years without this kind of thing!Sakura is only seven years old this year!

After Shen Er found that he was not good at picking vegetables, he discovered the cruel thing again.Not to mention that Sakura, who already has muscles, can carry more heavy objects than him, even Hirano, who looks white and tender, is much stronger than him. I am useless.

But think about it, as if he didn't earn the money himself?Shen Er felt that he had been greatly hit.

"Hey, you little devils, stop for me!" A local hooligan stopped in front of the three children, and sneered, "You have a VIP card of that level at a young age, isn't your family rich? Hand it over!"

"We don't have any money... Wait, you, don't do anything! I'll give you the card! I can tell you the password too! But you can't touch us—"

"boom!"

"Keng!"

Sakura and Hirano shot at the same time, and Sakura directly used her height advantage to attack the opponent's leg, causing the hooligan to stand unsteadily and fall, while Hirano drew a knife and wiped the opponent's cheek, leaving a bloodstain.

"Big brother, do you still want our money?"

"Robbery is bad behavior, and getting something for nothing is not allowed."

"..."

"Yeah yeah sorry!!! I was wrong!!!"

The hooligans fled away scrambling, Sakura and Hirano came back to their senses, and found that Shen Er, who was already gloomy, became even more gloomy.He was the only one who was so timid as to beg for mercy and compromise just now, although he didn't think it was wrong - as a weak person, shouldn't he be more honest?This idea is still the main theme of his worldview.

But, but... In front of Sakura and Hirano, why couldn't he be justifiably complacent about his "preservation" just now?

"Hey~~ Don't worry, don't be afraid, I will protect you." Xiao Sakura looked at Shen Er who lowered her head, and a sense of pride and ambition suddenly surged in her heart, "Brother Shen Er, you just need to hide behind me."

Well, the only one who can bully you is me!

Shen Er: ... (shivering.JPG)

Hirano: ... (Obviously she should be a soft girl, but why does Sakura have an indescribable aura?)

"Clap clap-"

"Don't be so depressed, Shinji."

"Brother Yiqi?" "Niqiyi?"

"Haha, because Xiaofu and the others came back early, I wanted to come to you. The skill just now was very neat! Sakura, Hirano."

Yiqi Yizhen walked out from the corner with a smile, and patted Shinji on the head.

"I don't think there is anything wrong with what you did."

"But, I..."

Shen Er pursed his lips. He really didn't think it was wrong to bow down to the strong before, and he would often find opportunities to get revenge. What's the matter, now that he can't say such a thing, it's the first time he feels ashamed of being cowardly just now.

"Compared with external things like money, of course your safety is more important." Yiqi gave Shen Er a comforting hug, which made the little boy's eyes red, and then he said, "So if your combat power It is really not enough to defeat the opponent, it is indeed better to choose to obey. But, Shinji, do you know where you are not good enough?"

"I...lost my composure, and I'm in a mess." Shen Er glanced at Sakura, and whispered, "I didn't really try to understand Sakura, and neither did Hirano."

Shen Er was afraid of Sakura, because Sakura was stronger than him, but he felt that it was because he was too weak and not good at fighting, not because Sakura was too strong, so he always looked at each other with prejudice, which led to his Thought they couldn't beat a grown man.But in fact, looking back, even if you don't talk about fighting skills, if you just talk about the magic that Sakura has mastered, they feel that it is impossible to suffer, because he lost his composure first.

"Well, what you said is correct." Yiqi Yizhen nodded with satisfaction, and reminded, "One more point, this time, Sakura protected you, right? Don't you want to become stronger and protect your sister? Or , are you going to rely on others every time?"

"Of course I want to become stronger!" Shen Er said without hesitation, and then lost his way, "But I can't learn magic..."

"You don't need to learn magic." Phase [-] raised his eyebrows, "Didn't that man just use fighting skills?"

"..." Because exercising is very hard!

The corner of Shen Er's mouth twitched, he had heard about the Tohsaka family's training and had tried it, it was too painful!But instead, I believe that Sakura probably survived, that's why she is so strong?How embarrassing that he can't persist in something that even a little girl can persist in?

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if Elder Brother Shen doesn't become stronger." Sakura said understandingly, "I will protect Elder Brother Shen!"

"That's true." Yiqi nodded in agreement, and said meaningfully, "After all, Sakura will never let anyone other than [her] bully Shinji."

"!!!"

【Except her】Three words, that is really accentuated!

Shen Er shuddered abruptly, he had just had a more intuitive and profound understanding of Sakura's strength, and at this moment he was aware of his bleak future.Although it is good not to be bullied by other people, but... is he going to be suppressed by Sakura for a lifetime?

He knows that he is not a person with strong willpower, but, with Sakura's "tolerant" gaze before him, and the anticipation and encouragement in his "one-period and one-shine" eyes later, he suddenly said with enthusiasm: "I am willing to change." Strong! Please teach me!"

"Well, fine, dear boy."

In the first phase, Yizhen showed a kind smile, and successfully got a small kelp head. Today's harvest is good.

As a qualified good brother, how can he not have the force value to protect his younger brother/sister?

The author has something to say: Small theater - Kirei's way of self-salvation

Kirei: I tried the plan suggested by the Inquisitor-sama.

Option 1: Eat a lot of Chinese food and feel happy.

Option 2: Suicide many times in the bathtub, seeing the painful reflection of myself in the water, happy.

Solution 3: Use extremely detailed and sharp language to explain the ugliness and dark side of human beings, which is enjoyable. (later became a representative of modern satirical novels?)

Option 4: Playing extreme sports, although not afraid, but seeing the ugliness of other people playing together is enjoyable.

Solution 5: Helping my father to correct church documents, because I was impatient to write nonsense, I was happy to see my father’s painful expression.

Scenario 6: ...

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Summary: As expected of a god-inspector, the methods are very effective!Although I have not been cured, I feel that my condition will not worsen, nor will I hurt others!Happy.