A ninja teaches you to be a brother

Compared with the nightmarish wormhole, even sleeping in the park and blowing the cold wind doesn't seem so scary.

Thinking about this, Matou Sakura grasped the gorgeous coat on her body, and couldn't help but look at Yiqi Yizhen hesitantly - this elf-like god was only wearing a thin white shirt, I wonder if it was because Yue Because of the color, the shirt is still a little transparent, and you can faintly see the goosebumps on the other person's skin due to the cold wind... Lord God, are you also afraid of the cold?

However, even so, the other party still lent him his coat with lingering warmth. This is really a gentle god!

Matou Sakura hesitated for a while, and finally chose to get into Yiqi Yizhen's arms to try to keep warm. I don't know if it was because she retrieved her undamaged body, or because she left the black mud, or because The Lord God can really purify the negative emotions in people's hearts. When she rests next to the Lord God, she can't help but feel a kind of miraculous tranquility—as if the feeling in her heart is for the Matou family and that elder brother. The irritability with my sister can be shielded.

"Sleep, everything will be fine when you wake up."

Yiqi Yizhen smiled softly, stroking the little girl's soft black hair, although he didn't know why the target girl's purple hair turned black, but since this is one of his targets this time, then he There is no reason to abandon each other.What's more, he is not a person who does not listen to advice, what Sakura said is very reasonable, he can't just go to Toyokuni Shrine.

It seemed that because of too many things she had experienced, the little girl fell asleep quickly, breathing evenly, raised her head involuntarily, and began to think about her future in distress.

"Hemaru Hall, Yingmaru Hall, and Hirano, where do you think we should live now?"

In the first phase, I saw that Sakura had fallen asleep, so I had time to input spiritual power into the swords I brought out. The silver-haired and golden-eyed Tsurumaru and green-haired Yingmaru, including Hirano, did appear smoothly. only……

"I'm going to the Tokyo National Museum to find Sankayueden, and try to get him out too. That must be a good scare, right?"

"Well, Da Baoping is also there. If we can meet each other in this state, I think it will be very pleasant."

"..."

It was obvious that both of them were going to find their friends, and there was no reason to stop them, but they were somewhat helpless, and they really couldn't come up with any good suggestions.

"Brother Yiqi, I still remember where we landed, so you can go find Foxosuke." Hirano responded conscientiously to Yiqi Yizhen, and said, "Huzhisuke and the others must be looking for us, as long as we meet If you think about it, there won't be any problem, right?"

"Well, that really helped a lot, Hirano, as expected of my younger brother." Yizheng praised Hirano in the first phase, and said proudly, "Compared to Tsurumaru Hall and Yingwan Hall, my younger brother is more powerful and useful." Woolen cloth!"

In the first phase, Yizhen consciously showed off his younger brother, but Tsurumaru and Yingmaru didn't listen carefully at all.

"Then I'm going to give the people of Tokyo a big fright!"

"Ah, Da Baoping must be looking forward to it too, right? When the first phase comes, I will trouble you again."

"...You're welcome, both of you, please go ahead, I, Hirano, have to meet up with my companions."

"Yeah, next time we meet, tell us about the 'Government of Time'!"

"Don't be too arrogant, don't be seen by ordinary people..."

"learn!"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Yingmaru disappeared from sight, Yiqi Yizhen was not surprised by this result, Sankaiyue and Tsurumaru are a couple, Dabao Hei and Yingmaru are also well-known CP good friends, their behavior is understandable .So now the question is...

"Hirano, do you still remember the direction you landed in?"

"This one……"

Hirano, who was still confident just now, looked at the surrounding environment and fell into deep confusion.

"Sorry, Brother One...Although I remember the scene, and I know it's near the museum where Brother One is closed, I'll definitely know where it is when I get there, but I don't know how to get there!"

"..."

Yizheng was silent for a while, and looked around, looking awkwardly at the almost identical high-rise buildings not far away, with cold sweat dripping from his head.This road is too complicated, and the buildings are very similar. Can he say that he doesn't remember the escape route just now?

"By the way, Brother Yiqi, I heard that there is something called a taxi in this world, and you can get anywhere you want to go with that!" Hirano's eyes lit up, and he remembered the little knowledge he once knew, "As long as you have money If so, you can go anywhere!"

"...Sorry, Hirano."

Penniless in the first phase, he struggled to touch his empty wallet and smiled apologetically.

"Before finding Fox's help, we may have to find a way to make money first."

It's a pity that Foxnosuke couldn't be contacted for unknown reasons, otherwise he wouldn't be so embarrassed now, what the hell is that fox doing now? !

……

"Pets are not allowed in the museum! Tell me! Which one of you brought this... fox(?) in?"

"Boss, we really don't have..."

"Stop kidding, are you going to tell me this is a wild fox? Do wild foxes have bells around their necks?"

"Maybe lost?"

"Hehe, a cat strayed into it before, and now a fox strays into it. Are you saying that these animals have become spirits and yearn for ancient culture, so they all came to visit the museum?!"

"..."

Rows of staff were listening to the training, and the boss of the security guard asked who brought the pet to work, and Foxnosuke, who was regarded as someone's pet, squatted in the corner and pretended to be an ordinary fox, obediently. Licking milk, pretending not to understand anything.

Before the five tigers retreated and realized that they might be smart and were misunderstood by their cleverness, they almost rushed in impulsively and joined Brother Yiqi. It was Yaoyan and Luan who stopped the guilty kid and asked Fox to help them sneak in. Check the situation.

Those who have physical bodies will naturally be seen, so if you want to sneak into them without being exposed, you have to return to the original body, and then let Foxosuke swallow them, and then enter the museum to check the situation, and then release them according to the specific situation.

It's just that they didn't expect that Foxosuke, as a high-tech communication fox, is partial to science. As a clerical worker who claims to be high IQ, this Foxosuke's sports performance is terrible. The fox was trained to fight with the team, so instead of relying on his small size to throw off the pursuit of those staff, he was caught by the hard-working security captain instead.

——Given the bell hanging around his neck, he is considered to be a privately kept pet, and was smuggled by a staff member.

Although Foxosuke has a lot of life-saving tools on his body, it is not easy to show them openly. After all, it is the default rule not to expose the inner world to ordinary people at will. Naturally, he can only act cute as an ordinary The fox is gone.After he thought about it, after the captain found out that he was not someone's pet, he would probably let him go, right?

However not.

The angry security captain sneered, escaped out of nowhere, and put a pair of handcuffs around Fox's neck. With Fox's bewildered expression, he was stuffed into something like a bag .

"Since you all don't admit it, I'll treat him as ownerless. Foxes are considered protected animals? Tomorrow, no, it's dawn, it's already today, and I'll send it to the zoo today!"

"..."

???

Wait, this security boss, have you misunderstood something! ?

Foxnosuke is blown up, it seems that the first phase of the palace escaped by himself, and he bought two and got two free. In addition to Hirano, he also brought Tsurumaru and Yingmaru, but he is going to be locked up in the zoo? !Didn't he throw himself into the trap? !

"Hey, this little guy is starting to struggle, isn't he pretty smart?" The boss chuckled, mercilessly plunged into the mouth of the bag, and sneered, "But it's useless, you can't escape."

"..."

Fox's eyes darkened, and he almost burst into tears with sadness. Can he expect Yiqidian to come and save him? !

……

On the other hand, Yiqi Yizhen, who had tried to find the route by feeling, was finally defeated by Japan's intricate routes. Fortunately, he met a kind god and his attendants.

"I'm really grateful to you two, thanks to your willingness to take us in."

In the first phase, he carefully stuffed the black-haired little girl and brother Hirano into the quilt, and then bowed respectfully to a pink-haired girl and the uncle, expressing his gratitude.He felt that his luck was not bad. Although he didn't live in Fengguo Shrine, he happened to meet these two people who were generous enough to take them in.

"I told you in advance that I don't want to take you in." The middle-aged uncle said with a ferocious expression, "I just can't see children sleeping on the street! You just incidentally!"

"Yes, I understand, thank you very much." Yiqi Yizhen didn't care about the other party's bad words, and said with a smile, "If you two don't dislike me, I still have some ability. If you need help , please don’t be too polite.”

"Well~~ let's not mention a cute girl like me..." The pink-haired girl tilted her head, and pointed at the uncle next to her in puzzlement, "A person who looks like him is a villain no matter how you look at it." Right? You dare to come back with us? Besides, don’t you think it’s surprising that we appeared in such a remote place so abruptly?”

Uncle Villain: ...

"This Ji Dian is joking." Yiqi Yizheng said in a gentle manner, "We have nothing to gain from us, let alone what I have already said, we still have some self-protection power."

"Wow! So handsome! Just like His Royal Highness! You even call me Ji Dian or something... How embarrassing..." The girl blushed and held her cheeks, and pink hearts burst out of her eyes at the first phase , grinning and introducing himself, "My name is Xiaofu, he is Dahei, what's your name?"

"One issue, one shock, my name. Over there are my younger brother and... my younger sister. They are Hirano and Sakura."

Yizhen didn't have any special feelings about these two full-fledged names. For Fu Sangshen, it was best not to reveal his real name. He was used to being introduced under an alias, so he didn't want to Feeling that this treatment was not right, he nodded calmly and made a considerate suggestion.

"If possible, I have some confidence in my cooking skills. I wonder if I can borrow the kitchen? In order to thank you two for your help, I would like to make some simple dishes as a thank you."

"Of course! Please use it as you like!" Xiaofu smiled happily, "By the way, I'm going to buy some replacement clothes for those two children, Dahei, you have to take good care of the guests!"

"……understood."

The uncle named Dahei frowned enough to kill a fly. After the girl's figure disappeared, his whole body was filled with a certain kind of guard, and he said coldly: "Stay away from her! She is not something you can imagine!"

"Your Excellency, have you misunderstood something?"

Yiqi walked into the kitchen, took the apron hanging on the side and put it on, coincidentally found that it turned out to be a pattern of little strawberries, and couldn't help smiling.It's a bit too coincidental, but it doesn't feel bad.

"Well, you seem to be good at Japanese-style meals, so how about I cook a Chinese-style meal?"

"up to you."

Dahei stared blankly at this guy who was praised by his master as "His Royal Highness", the more he looked, the more gloomy his expression became, and this expression was revived in the first episode to let him "try to see if it suits the taste" At that time, I reached a kind of resentment like a black abyss - because whether it is crystal shrimp dumplings, Sixi Shaomai, or fresh shrimp dumplings, everything is very delicate and delicious.

These are just some snacks and side dishes made by this person, as well as various dishes he has never seen before, such as fish-flavored pork shreds, mapo tofu (?), sweet and sour pork ribs, hot and sour potato shreds...everything All unique and delicious.

Compared with him who is facing fiercely, with a rough voice and rude behavior, the guy in front of him is not to mention handsome, he behaves like a gentleman, his voice is gentle and melodious, and his cooking is so delicious... Dahei always compares the two of them, It will involuntarily hurt internally, and the eyes will become more ferocious.

He has an intuition similar to his kind, and he can be sure that the man in front of him who looks like a nobleman is definitely of the same kind as him, otherwise Xiaofu and him would never bring him back just like that—but he knew that with Xiaofu It's hard to find a magic weapon with my luck, and it would be nice to have a second one, but... I'm still not reconciled in the end.

"Sorry, I made a mistake." Dahei suppressed the jealousy and depression in his heart, and said, "Where is your master? It shouldn't be those two children, right?"

"Indeed not."

Yizheng nodded in the first phase. He was not surprised that the other party saw through his identity, because for him, he could also feel that the other party had a strange intimacy. This "person" named Dahei was obviously the same. Fusangshen of a certain weapon, right?It's just that the other party is not in the knife account included in the Government of Time.

"Compared to this, I want to ask—"

"I'm back! Because I don't know what color Sakura likes, I bought several pieces of each color. Do you think this pink dress looks better, or this light blue suspender dress? Or the bear's shirt? I also took a lot of hairpins, headbands and hats... Oh, of course, I also took Hirano's clothes, but boys, don't be too particular."

Xiaofu came back with a pile of chirping eyes, looking at the eyes shining brightly, as if he regarded the cute Sakura as a doll, and wished to help change the clothes more than a dozen times, of course, the boy Hirano was not treated so well.

"Huh? Is this a meal made by Yiqi Yizhen?" Xiaofu casually picked up a piece of chopsticks and tasted it, and then little stars appeared in his eyes, "It's delicious! Hey, I said you don't have a master now, right? Come on How about being my artifact? I can even raise you and those two children together!"

"I'm very sorry, this Ji Dian, I have no idea of ​​finding a master for myself yet." In the first phase, he shook his head and refused, seeing Xiaofu quickly stuffing shrimp dumplings into his mouth, and said sincerely, "But I really don't know If there is no place to stay, if Ji Dian doesn't mind, please take us in temporarily, and I can use my cooking skills and appropriate rent as the price."

"Are you rich?" Dahei looked at Yiqi Yizhen suspiciously, "If you are rich, you still have to take your child to sleep in the park?"

"Not yet, but I can find a job and work to make money."

"Oh! That's a good idea!" Xiaofu nodded in agreement, "Your craftsmanship is so good, you can just use cooking to offset the rent! There is no need for extra compensation, you have to work hard!"

"With your good words, with Ji Dian's blessing, I think it will go well."

"..."

Dahei looked at Xiaofu strangely, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he reminded with conscience: "You seem to have misunderstood something. Although the owner's name is Ebisu Xiaofu, in fact..."

"Dengdengdeng-"

"Lord God?"

"Phase [-] brother?!"

The room sounded like the little girl's panicked voice and Hirano's anxious voice. In the first episode, Yizheng immediately ignored Dahei and Xiaofu, and ran over directly, hugging the girl with no shoes and bare feet and holding a short knife with vigilant eyes. Hirano patted the heads of the two helplessly.

"Don't be so nervous, I told you I wouldn't leave you behind. Hirano too, don't be so vigilant."

"..."

Because when she opened her eyes, she saw a ceiling and a room she didn't know. She thought she had just been dumped to someone's house, her face turned red, she grabbed the corner of her clothes and stopped talking, only with a vigilant look. He glanced at Xiaofu and Dahei who were smiling and looking at her, and then looked more vigilantly at Hirano who was treated the same as her.

"Who is he?"

"My brother Hirano."

"Is he also Fusangshen?"

"Yes."

"It turns out that Daojian... also has brothers."

Sakura muttered, a strong sense of crisis rose in her heart.Even if the other party doesn't get rid of her now, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have this plan!And the other party has his own brother!She didn't want to be put into any family to be adopted casually——Sakura, who was miserably cheated by Matou's family, convinced herself in this way.

"Then, can I also be called Lord Shenming First Phase brother?"

"of course can."

Yizheng looked at the little girl with a funny look, and saw through her little thoughts at a glance, but didn't pierce through.

"Hirano, please get along well with Sakura."

"Okay, brother one."

Although Hirano still didn't understand what was going on, he nodded obediently and agreed.Because she was worried that she would be thrown away casually, Xiao Ying also looked very well-behaved at this time. She nodded, but she held on to the hand firmly and refused to let go, as if she was afraid that he would run away. After accompanying her to wash and wash, it was only with difficulty that he pulled Yiqi with his left hand and ate with chopsticks in his right.

"I'm really stuck." Xiaofu dragged his chin to observe Sakura's every move, and seemed to think that this delicate-looking little girl was as cute as a real SD doll, and he was very interested. "She called you God?"

"Probably because I saved her, that's why I got this title? In fact, it's good to call me Brother Yiqi." Yiqi Yizhen responded with a smile, "Of course, even though it's just Fu Sangshen at the end, it's not as good as the You are a master of Ebisu, but at least you have a place——huh?"

Ebisu God, is she a woman?

Doubt flashed in Yizheng's eyes, who hadn't done much research on the god system, but quickly put the irrelevant question behind him.Although Ebisu is so famous that even he has heard of it, he actually doesn't know much about these things, so naturally he doesn't care about these small problems.

"We may have to disturb you for a while here, please take care of us."

"Well, I don't care... Look carefully, I thought you were a divine tool, but in fact you really have a godhead!"

Xiaofu looked at Yizheng in amazement. She had indeed invited (abducted) the other party with the idea of ​​picking up an artifact for nothing, and the other party was obviously born from the consciousness of weapons and swords, but... weapons can also Have a godhead? !Although it seems that the level is not high, but it is true that the other party has divinity, and from a certain point of view, maybe even more powerful than her?

"Speaking of which, why is a human being your sister? And a... um~ how should I put it, this little brother is in a strange state."

"Brother Yiqi~" Sakura seemed to feel some kind of threat, and immediately interrupted Xiaofu's next words intuitively, and said sweetly, "Brother Yiqi, what are you going to do next? It's not good for us to just stay like this ?”

"Well, that's right, so I will go to work to earn money next." Yiqi Yizheng thought for a while, and asked an extra question just to be on the safe side, "Since the Matou family is not good for children, does Sakura mind if I treat you as a child?" Did your brother bring it here?"

"He's not my brother."

"..." Is the relationship really bad?

"I don't need to do that! Because Sakura will arrest him herself."

"Why arrest?"

"Because my things can only be bullied by myself, even the first-rank brother can't intervene."

"No, brother is not for bullying..."

In the first episode, the relationship between the brothers and sisters seems to be worse than he thought?But it was really hard for him to imagine what a heinous crime a six-year-old boy could commit to a little girl, so that the two had become enmity to this point, so he could only put this aside for the time being, and was going to ask Fox's help before making a decision.

Fortunately, now he met Xiaofu and Dahei, two simple-minded gods and fusangshen, and Hirano can take care of the little girl, otherwise he would still worry about how to put Sakura.

"Now I'm going to work to make money first, Sakura, can you stay here obediently?" Yiqi Yizhen squatted down and looked at Sakura, and explained, "After I gain a firm foothold and contact... my companion, I will think about it." There is a way to arrange for you to go to a more suitable place. Hirano, you are an older brother now, can I ask you to take care of Sakura?"

"can."

"do not want!"

Unlike the obedient Hirano, Sakura's hand firmly grasped the hem of Yiqi Yishin's clothes, and said persistently: "There is no need to work, we still have to participate in the Holy Grail War, which is about to start, and if we get the Holy Grail, no matter what Wishes can come true.”

"Little girl, don't always think about war." Yiqi Yizhen felt a little troubled by the little girl's obsession, and sighed, "How can there be anything in this world that can fulfill all wishes?"

"really have."

Sakura persevered in persuading Yiqi Yizheng. From her eyes, she could see that this fusangshen's abilities were absolutely no worse than the saber (alter) she had manipulated. If this person helped, plus The heroic spirit she summoned, she will definitely get the Holy Grail!At that time, she will be able to regain the power of the black mud and live as she pleases. At that time, the Holy Grail will also be used by her, and they will not have to take revenge on the issue of money.

Sakura didn't notice it at this time, she had a strange dependence on the first stage, and she was just using the idea of ​​using it at first, but now she also had the idea of ​​"getting the Holy Grail, you can have a lot of money to support the first stage" Shake it off." This kind of weird thought.

"What we should do now is to collect information on other contestants, use magic to strengthen the base, and try to find the holy relic... It doesn't matter if you can't find it, I can summon heroic spirits by virtue of my phase, and then add the combat power of the first phase brother, Defeating other contestants is no longer a problem."

One episode, one shock: ... (I understand every word, but why can't I understand anything?)

The information provided by Honosuke was very simple, and he didn't even mention a word about the Holy Grail War. After all, it has nothing to do with Shinji and Sakura!The focus is on the family composition of the Tohsaka family and the family composition of the Matou family, so Yijin didn't understand Sakura's words at all.

But it doesn't matter, as an older brother with many younger brothers, he knows how to focus on the key points to convince the brat.

"Sakura, no matter whether the holy grail is the universal wishing machine or not, if I don't work to make money now, we won't have money to buy food, pay rent, or buy you replacement clothes. Maybe you will become a A dirty, smelly little beggar's."

"..."

As if thinking of that terrible scene, Sakura fell silent.

Even if she is blackened, she still has a bottom line and pride. She really can't say it, and she can't do the kind of thing that relies on her magic to rob, and she can't kneel on the street and set up a small bowl to beg. things, so she could only remain silent when facing this flaw.

"Well, then a consensus has been reached, right?" Yiqi Yi breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed Sakura's head, "Don't worry, it's fine."

"I want to be with you." Sakura finally succumbed to reality, but she couldn't back down on some principled issues, "I can help too!"

"It is illegal to employ child labor."

"Then I won't work, so I'll stay with you. What if I'm arrested again when you're not here?"

"Pirano can protect you."

"I don't want it! He is as thin as a bean sprout, how can he protect me?"

"Bean, bean sprouts..."

Hirano's smile froze, even if he was good-tempered, he wouldn't want to be said that!He looked solemn, and said: "I, Hirano Toshiro, was once dedicated to Emperor Meiji. Although I have relatively little experience in combat, I often work as a guard and attendant, so if I need to accompany and protect, I will not lost!"

"...No wonder it sounds familiar. He is also a royal treasure. Then he is at least a few hundred years old? Can he work part-time?"

"Impossible, all elementary and middle school students in human society are underage!"

……

With the blessing of Ebisu Xiaofu, Yiqi Yizhen took Sakura and Heino on the journey of part-time work. Although he did not have such a thing as an identity certificate, he successfully accepted Got a lot of work, however, it seems his good luck only ended there.

"I helped distribute flyers, but the person in charge ran away when I was paid. I worked as a waiter in a restaurant, but I met weird customers who messed around and was fired by the boss. When I was a convenience store employee, I met a robber. Although I got a deposit fee , but when I became a kendo teacher, I lost all my previous money because I broke someone's court..."

Xiao Ying counted the rich experience of a series of Yizheng, and couldn't help but wonder: "Could it be that because the behavior of the gods is too low, so he was cursed by bad luck?"

"I don't think so. In Honmaru, the fusangshens take turns to be a horse, a horse, a bed, etc..." Hirano couldn't help being shocked by the bad luck of the first-stage brother, "First-stage brother, are you right?" Sin against Wuji Zhenzong or Smiling Qingjiang?"

Wuji Zhenzong can bring good luck to people, if he offends him, maybe he will be taken away by luck?Smiling Qingjiang seems to be able to psychic, and is good at cursing?

"No, I haven't seen any Wuji Zhenzong, and I haven't had a feud with Smiling Qingjiang..."

Even though he said so, Yiqi Yizhen also had some doubts about the sword body. He looked at his fair skin as usual, it was very fair and not dark!Why is the fortune of this whole day difficult to describe?Could it be that he used up all his good luck before?

……

"Ah!"

"Ah!"

"It's really rare. Wu Ji and Xiao Mian sneezed at the same time. Could it be a cold?" Li Xiang looked at the two ribs suspiciously, "Or are you not used to the air in this world?"

"No, I don't think it's because of this." Wuji Zhenzong frowned suspiciously, "It seems...someone is talking about us?"

"Compared to this, Wu Ji, are you sure that the first-phase hall is in this direction?"

"You can't go wrong, my gut tells me this is the shortest way."

"Then what is there to say? Just go straight ahead!"

Lixiang immediately put the previous doubts behind her mind, passed by calmly, and then stepped on a certain roof.

"It's always been too troublesome. It's better to jump directly from the roof without obstacles!"

The girl with many swords dexterously jumped on the roof, but she didn't know that her figure had been recorded by some existence.

"A vigorous girl with many swords..."

"She seems to be able to communicate with the sword. When the other party was on the roof, she couldn't hear the sound, but according to the information she heard when she went to a nearby jewelry store, she called the knife with the black and red sheath on her waist. It's called Qingguang, and the other blue-white one is called An Ding."

"Could it be California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Shou'an? Is she Okita Souji? A girl?"

"Hmph, King Arthur can be a girl now, and it's not impossible for Souji Okita to be a girl."

"..."

Ah, although this is the truth, why do you feel weird if you don’t know where it is?

"Okita Souji's sword...are there that many?"

The author has something to say: Ebisu Xiaofu is actually a god of poverty, so with the help of the fortune of the first-term nuns in her house... Well, if this is not the case, how will the future little angel Shen Er appear?

small theater:

Captain: This fox has a bell, so it looks like a domesticated fox!

Team member: No, no, we really don't bring pets to work!

Captain: Don't quibble, we searched after the wild cats sneaked in just now, and there are no wild foxes at all, so he must be brought in by one of you!As punishment, I'm going to send it to the zoo!

Fox's help: ... (sneakily dropped the bell)

Player: Look!Now the fox has no bells!

Captain: Oh, the wild fox should be sent to the zoo.

Fox's help: ... (Did you accept bribes from the zoo?! [○?｀Д??○])