A ninja teaches you to be a brother

Just like Yiqi Yizhen never thought that one day he would be locked in a cage and become a caged bird, Ranhe Yaken learned of his brother's plight after being "vomited" out of Fox's mouth and woken up Also confused.But no matter how ignorant he is, the one who should save his brother is still his brother!

"Suddenly, don't we look like the romantic 'Phantom Thief Girl' in the comics? How cool!"

After regaining consciousness, Luan's star eyes lit up, Yao Yan didn't even have time to complain about why it was "Phantom Thief Girl" instead of "Phantom Thief Kidd", when he heard Luan excitedly say: "Brother Yiqi has always protected us. It's up to us! Yaoyan, let's write the notice letter!"

"...don't make a fuss, something big will happen that way, what if you startle the snake and fail to fish out Brother Yiqi?" Yaoyan pulled the excited chaos with a black line, frowned and said, "Stealing is wrong , we should try to rescue Brother Yiqi through formal channels."

"Clap clap clap!"

Hearing this, Honosuke was moved and clapped his furry claws, and said sincerely: "As expected of Yaken Toshiro, this ideological awareness is high! You are really great! So how to save the first issue?" The Temple's plan..."

"Perhaps, we can buy it with money?" Yaoyan hesitated for a moment, and suggested, "We can ask the Shizhi government for funds. This time, Brother Yiqi was trapped not because of our fault, but because of Shizhi government's oversight. 'Injury at work', so we have the right to ask the above to allocate funds, of course, there are mental damages."

Foxnosuke: "..." (Obviously knowing that this is a bit unreasonable, but inexplicably moved!)

"Impossible." Shaking his head wildly, he sighed, "Yaoyan, Brother Yiqi is a royal property! Royal family imperial property! Do you think the royal family might have sold Brother Yiqi? Really? If you do that, I'm afraid that before the next day, the royal family will go bankrupt, or the gambling industry will go bankrupt, or the royal family will go crazy... I bet that such a beautiful first-stage brother is absolutely impossible to be generous. The ones that are sent out will be rented out by the museum for a few days at most!"

Foxnosuke frowned slightly when he heard the words. He remembered that in the historical records of the Government of Time... After thinking for a while, he connected to the network of the Government of Time, and then connected to the modern network to check, and finally twitched speechlessly. The corner of his mouth twitched.

"I figured it out. The history of this world is indeed very similar to ours... The museum where the first phase of the hall is located is more accurately called the Sannomaru Shōzokan. It is located in the Imperial Palace East Gyoen, Chiyoda District, Tokyo. There are many Royal objects and valuables donated by overseas countries. That is to say, although the first phase of the hall was exhibited, the actual ownership is still in the hands of the royal family, but recently the royal family somehow wants to recycle the first phase of the hall, including the Private collection of imperial treasures——I’m sorry, the royal family is very strict about the guardians of these collections!”

"Huh? Since the first phase brother was promised to be exhibited, why do you want to keep it private again? I'm afraid it's not as simple as going back on your word?"

"Ah... I can't find more on the Internet, but one thing is certain - there is a wave of people who are constantly collecting various weapons or relics of historical heroes. They call these [sacred relics] and it seems to use Because of the ceremony, maybe the royal family felt some kind of threat..."

……

Phase [-] Yizhen lay in an exhibition cabinet like the Crystal Palace, sighed silently, he somehow thought of the legendary zoo, to be honest, this is not a happy thing, especially when there are When many guards "guarded" him eagerly.

Of course, at this time, he also understood that it wasn't that the royal family really loved the "one-time one-strength" knife, but that the value he represented as a "one-time one-strike" royal object made the royal family attach great importance to it— ——The royal family believes that if someone reaches out to snatch the imperial objects, it will be a blow to the royal majesty. Therefore, when it is said that a thief is peeping at the royal swords and swords, it pays special attention to this point, lest it tarnish the royal reputation, and even wants to take back these imperial objects.

In the final analysis, the swords of the Royal Monozumi are actually kept privately by the royal family. Even if they are exhibited, it depends on the royal family's mood. Others have no right to object.This time, the royal family wanted to recycle it but was dissuaded. It was also because someone suggested that it might be safer to store it in the exhibition room than to protect it by itself, which made the royal family hesitate.

He also received the same treatment as Umaruden, Tsurumaruden, and his lovely younger brother Hirano Toshiro.But I don’t know why, I can feel that although the one lying in the exhibition cabinet nearby is the real body, it also has spiritual power fluctuations, and should also have spiritual wisdom, but he can’t communicate with these companions, maybe because of the current situation. Have they not been processed by the government of time and have not experienced the feeling of having a body?

Yizhen has no memory, but he can also feel that when he was originally a sword, he must have spent countless years in such an involuntary sword, but once he got it, he can't leave now. , This is really a very painful thing.

Do you want to obediently wait for your brothers to come to rescue?

Yizheng frowned slightly, he didn't want to be so passive, but...

"Tsk tsk, no wonder those big shots look at these babies like eyeballs, they are so beautiful!"

An eager gaze rested on Yi Yizhen's body, which made him freeze when he was about to turn over, and then he heard another voice responding to the other's words with a smile.

"I was specially transferred here to be a security guard because I like these cultural relics and swords. Although I can't own them, it's good to see them every day, right? If you work hard, you will naturally see them often."

"I'm already tired of watching it. If it wasn't for the high salary...well, don't look at me with that look. Although I'm tired of watching it, if you can let me touch it..."

"Don't think about it, we can't touch the key on the display cabinet. There is an infrared mechanism nearby. If you get too close, you will be warned. It is said that there is a load-bearing mechanism designed in it. Once the sword is taken away, the alarm will sound. , and the rune on it, it is said that the royal family entrusted a powerful onmyoji to specially make it..."

"What age is it, and onmyoji... Tsk, I've been watching Tsurumaru Kuninaga for three days. Boss, change places with me next time and let me see Yingmaru."

"Understood, tomorrow we will change positions on guard. Don't reveal your secrets. Although there is no sound from the monitor, our actions will be clearly recorded."

"learn!"

The more he listened to the chats of these security guards, the more frowning he became. This defense was too strict, he couldn't put down his body and slip away, could he?Coupled with various monitors and guards, he really couldn't leave by himself.

He couldn't hold back the corners of his lips until he heard the words behind the few people. Those security guards were located in separate positions, and they were all as majestic and straight as pines and cypresses. Even when they were chatting, their bodies remained motionless. The lip twitching is also minimal, so it's almost impossible for the monitors to notice that they're chatting during work hours.He could even feel that the way the guard standing near him was trying to squint at him was kind of funny.

However, the monitor will not record sound, maybe this is a place that can be used... Speaking of which, they also mentioned the onmyoji's spell just now, could this be the reason why he couldn't contact other companions?

He turned his attention to the pattern-like charm on the display cabinet. He really thought it was just a decoration, but if it is effective... use a little spiritual power to test it out?

"Sigh~"

"Huh? Did you hear anything?"

"It seems that the charm on the exhibition cabinet of Yizheng fell off."

"Tsk, really, those onmyojis are just pretending to be inscrutable all day long, but they can't even put a decoration on it?!"

"Then we..."

"No, after the mechanism is turned on at night, the alarm will sound even if we get too close. Let's wait until dawn tomorrow."

"Crack~"

"The talisman paper of Tsurumaru Kuninaga also dropped? Hey, this can't be..."

"Coincidence? You can see that the other talisman papers didn't fall off either, probably because the glue was not sticky enough and fell off at the same time."

……

In the first phase, he took back the spiritual power of the temptation with a guilty conscience. He just discovered that although there are four talisman papers, he can contact the outside world as long as he drops one, so he subconsciously went to Tsurumaru Kuninaga to get rid of them. One - it's not that he doesn't want to contact his younger brother first, but Tsurumaru Temple is the closest to him, and there are many tricks, there must be many ways at a time like this, right?

In the end, I didn't expect that it even aroused the vigilance of human beings. I'm afraid I can't do more actions today, lest it will be troublesome to really bring the onmyoji over, although most modern human beings don't seem to believe in these things.

The first issue was quiet for a while, and after confirming that the security guards attributed the two talisman papers to "accidents", they breathed a sigh of relief, and cautiously contacted Tsurumaru Kuninaga mentally.

'The Crane Maru Palace? '

'...'

'The Crane Maru Palace?Can you hear me?I'm one strike at a time. '

'...'

'Can't you hear me?Failed? '

'oops!Just now, I seemed to hear something?It really scared me, I thought I was hallucinating. '

'It's not an auditory hallucination. '

The voice of Tsurumaru Kuninaga suddenly came from his mind, but compared to the Tsurumaru Kuninaga who I met in other places, this one seemed a little slow to respond, but fortunately it didn't seem to be broken, it was still the same love The look of a frightened character.

"Tsurumaruden, the thing is like this..."

……

Tsurumaru Kuninaga (main body): So what?You can lie here without having to work, and there are people who take care of it. If you are bored, you can chat with Sanriyuedian or play with you and Hirano, isn’t it great?Why do you want to leave?

One strike, one shock (main body):...

Tsurumaru Kuninaga (main body): Hahaha, are you scared?Scared!

One issue, one shock (main body): This is the so-called nature that is easy to change and difficult to change.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga (main body): Yoshi, let's give everyone a big scare!Come and talk about your plans!

Yizheng in the first phase (main body): ... (Suddenly I really want to refuse, I'd better discuss it with Umaruden and Hirano)

Tsurumaru Kuninaga (main body): Hehe, you can't do your plan alone, right?

One issue one shock (ontology): Ah, I just heard that their day shift and night shift are at 8 pm and 8 am. The security measures will briefly cut off the power at these two time points, switching to day and night. A different mode, plus the dead ends I observed, if you can hurry up...

……

At the same time, because the government of the time refused to grant more funds, a few people who still had to use improper means finally gathered around a certain remote AD street lamp to study the marching route.Honosuke, who was drawing a map for Ranhe Yakuken and researching the theft, suddenly widened his eyes, clutched his stomach, rolled over and cried...

"Stomach... itching?" Luan looked at Foxnosuke who was rolling around on the ground in doubt, "Yakuken, do you think Foxnosuke is out of his mind? Insane? No matter how you look at it, this is a stomachache, right? I've never heard of an itchy belly."

"Then it depends on whether he has eaten something strange... something..."

"Wow~~vomit~~~~"

"Huh, come out..."

"Yeah, it's finally..."

"Back?! Hira—ah! Hirano, what happened to your body?!"

Amid the exclamation of everyone, the five tigers that came out of Foxnosuke's body landed normally, but Hirano Toshiro disappeared in a blurred figure. Foxnosuke frowned and thought for a while, and suddenly realized: " That’s right! The first phase of the palace and the plains are all around here, and they are drawn by the main body of this world..."

"Yaoyan's whereabouts are unknown. It is said that Wuhu Tui and Luan are in private collections. No one knows the details. In short, they should not be around here." It should have been lying in the exhibition cabinet next to the first-phase hall, now let's think about how to save the first-phase hall!"

(Hirano: Look at me, look at me, look at me in the first issue! Why don’t you go to see me QAQ if you have a good time with Tsurumaruden)

"Can't you discuss it with Brother Yiqi? Just now, Fox Nosuke, can you talk to Brother Yiqi?"

"No, there seems to be some barrier between us. Just now I forced a breakthrough to contact, and I can only appease the emotions of the first phase of the palace so that he will not act rashly. Now, let's study the infiltration route and retreat route!"

"Then let me tell you my opinion..."

The five tigers retreated obediently behind the crowd to collect information. After realizing that his first-stage brother was locked up in a certain museum under strict supervision, he observed the arrangement of chaos and medicine research, and his expression subtly flashed a hint of disapproval... This kind of Arrangement, even if they can win the first batch, their existence will be exposed!

Alas, although I want to maintain my cute silly white sweet persona, and I want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger to show the enemy's weakness, but it's about the first phase brother, so there's nothing I can do about it.

The five tigers sighed back, the elder brothers in the family all liked the simple and crude brute force cracking action mode, which has no technical content at all!Fortunately, he followed, otherwise there would be a lot of trouble.

"Tui, what's wrong with you?" Yaoyan heard Wuhu Tui's sigh, and couldn't help but stroked his white curly hair comfortingly, "Don't worry, Brother Yiqi will be fine, we will definitely rescue Brother Yiqi !"

"...No, I mean, this plan of yours is too crude." Wuhutui took a deep breath, pointed at the map provided by Foxnosuke and the route they had just drawn, and complained, "It's better to say You have no plan at all, just relying on the speed and mobility of the polarizing dagger, forcibly robbed the first-stage brother and ran out, and then used the speed to get rid of the pursuers—but now the human society is very developed, even if you rely on the speed You almost didn’t get caught, and you escaped the cameras, so are you going to let the headlines like “Episode Yizhen mysteriously disappear and be haunted by ghosts” appear?!”

"As long as you can win the first episode." Luan waved his hand casually and said indifferently, "As for the rest, we will talk about it later."

"No way!" Wuhu retreated and stared at the golden animal pupils, and his aura suddenly became [-] meters. There must be a scapegoat!"

"what?"

Yao Yan trembled all over, suddenly felt that his understanding of retreat seemed too superficial, shouldn't the aura of [-] meters be his patent?Shouldn't the Five Tigers be retiring, shy, and let others tease you? !What happened to this retreat? !

"Based on the information Foxnosuke told me, I have already drawn up a plan."

The five tigers retreated from Yaoshen's body and took a pair of infinite glasses, put them on, pushed them seriously, the lenses reflected light, and explained their plans.

"The first step is to scare the snake away, making the Sannomaru Shōzokan and the Royal think that someone is eyeing the first-stage brother and almost succeeding, forcing the royal family to transfer the first-stage brother under strong anxiety. The most chaotic is the best way to fish in troubled waters. The second step is to use our maneuvering to find out the transfer route and time, so that we can know ourselves and the enemy and win a hundred battles. The third step is to pinpoint the time and send the message to those mysterious people who want to find the "holy relic" one step later. My guy, meet with Brother Yiqi to confirm whether the body of the world of swords and the body of Brother Yiqi is separated—if they can be separated, they can be replaced directly, if they can’t, they will bring disaster to the east and let those people bear the royal wrath .”

"It's...so complicated..."

Mosquito coils appeared in Luan's eyes, and he was good at fighting, dressing up and dancing, but this series of vocabulary was too high-end, which made him unable to process information, and he was dizzy.On the contrary, Yaoyan nodded thoughtfully and approved the plan.

"This is completely a series of tricks! - Threatening the grass to scare the snake, fishing in troubled waters, knowing the enemy and the enemy, stealing the beam and changing the pillar, diverting the disaster to the east... These are all strategies from the mysterious ancient country in the East?"

"Yes, I have been to China and learned a lot." Wu Hutui smiled shyly, "I just learned some superficial things."

"..." No, no, every Five Tigers have been to China, but it seems that only your painting style is not right.

Luan silently complained about the unusual speed of the core of his five tiger retreats, and then put these things behind him.

"Anyway, I'm not good at this kind of thing, just tell me how to do it!"

"Then, first of all—"

……

"It's not good! Ji Dian! Whoah!!!" QAQ

"boom--"

"Third sister, what's the matter?"

Lixiang looked helplessly at the long-haired youth in water color who fell to the ground again, and helplessly helped his forehead.Although this one did make a lot of jokes, but who told her that this is her first-stage brother... the original body?Forgive him of course!

"Didn't you say that you have learned the correct ponytail from the second sister, and learned how to wear a robe from the eldest sister, and you have learned to control your body so that you can go to the battlefield without falling? How dare I let you go out like this... ..."

"Well... this..." The ponytailed young man known as the 'Third Sister' smiled awkwardly, lowered his head and said, "I accidentally dirty my shoes while playing with the little tiger who retired, and Honmaru is in summer again. It was hot, so I took off my hot shoes and asked Imaken to borrow a pair of cool-looking clogs, so..."

"..." Are you sure you can wear Imai's clogs?No wonder it falls.

Li Xiang shook his head helplessly. This long-haired Yiqi seems to be unwilling to be called Yiqi because of being denied by Yiqi Yizhen (Benling), and even gave himself a weird name It's called Locke, but everyone feels that this style of painting is not right.In view of this person's long hair and delicate face, everyone is used to calling Jiro Tachi the eldest sister, and Hachisuka Kotoru the second sister. Naturally, most people nicknamed this long-haired third sister in the first phase.

话说，在所有人发现这位一期一振分灵竟然比本灵和其他分灵高了一大截，本体幻化的刀剑也高了一截从2尺2寸7分（约69cm）变为2尺8寸3分（约86cm）之后，大家看这一位的目光都包容了很多——或许这一位并非是对方所述的被本灵“抛弃的部分”，而是本灵“最初的模样”。

This conjecture was quickly spread and recognized, so every time I saw the third sister in Honmaru, everyone (including the short knives) couldn't help but take care of this silly white sweet, because... what kind of pain is going to go through Tribulations will make the "first phase, one vibrancy" change from the useless, silly, sweet, lively and innocent life in front of me to the elegant, noble and graceful, perfect etiquette, and gentle "first phase" Shocked "Ah!

This is definitely not just as simple as getting shorter in height, smaller in the blade, and shorter in hair!

——You must have suffered a lot, right?Garbage Toyotomi, kill my brother!

This is probably the truest cry in the hearts of all the brothers in Honmaru (including Lixiang). Lixiang has no doubt that if she can summon heroic spirits to save the world as the doctor said in the future, she will be the first to summon that grinder.短了她心爱一期哥的家伙暴揍对方一顿！

Well, every time I look at the current third sister, I feel even more sorry for my first-stage brother!

Lixiang's helpless eyes looking at the long-haired young man in water color suddenly turned into gentleness like water, kindness like an old mother, she kindly helped him up, and patiently helped to re-tie the crooked ponytail Braided, smoothed the wrinkles of the clothes, and then asked: "What happened? The time retrograde army attacked the garbage government?"

"No, no, it's the first episode...I mean, the first episode of the main body is trapped in the main body of that world, and I can't get out in the exhibition hall." Locke's avatar immediately said, "Aren't you I said, if there is any difficulty over there, let me report to you right away? So I came here as soon as I found out..."

"Eh? Trapped in... a museum?! Do you want me to buy it with money? Even if I have a lot of money, the royal family won't sell it, right?"

Li Xiang was stunned, she had long wanted to go to that world with Brother Yiqi, but unfortunately the doctor and Brother Yiqi didn't allow her.

She has already figured it out, instead of being afraid that she might screw things up and stop, she might as well try bravely once, lest her future self regret it.As a woman who used to be a queen, she will definitely not lack the courage to move forward!

It's just...she really belongs to the lawful camp!Does she want to cosplay Kaitou Kidd? !

"It doesn't matter, in short, pester the doctor to let me go there first! Then bring a few knives that haven't been summoned, maybe you can change them secretly?" Li Xiang stood up suddenly and went to forge the knives Walking to the room, he muttered, "I don't know if I take a handful of crescent moons, can the royal family be willing to give me the first phase brother? Or is it better to exchange it with Tsurumaru Kuninaga? No, no, the Tsurumaru royal family has already With..."

"...I think, this is not a question of changing the knife?"

The young man with long water-colored hair blinked his eyes and watched his Ji Dian go away, and he didn't care that he was ignored like this. Everyone knew that his family's god-judgment was originally destined to be a one-stage one-spirit (original soul), and even the favorites competed for favor. Qingguang of California has lost his temper, who made his family's god-inspector a die-hard party member who wouldn't even take a second look at the other episodes?

"But Mikazukiden and Tsurumaruden...they are good people."

"No matter how good people are, stay away from them! You're going against them!" Minghu walked over with a dark face. Since he met another Minghu last time, he has taken on the danger of being separated here. The role of the character, the voice said in a low voice, "One period and one period, you don't even listen to your little uncle? They are definitely uneasy and kind to you! Moreover, they are only staying in our Honmaru, and you will be separated sooner or later. So absolutely, absolutely don't have superfluous and useless feelings for them—""

"But……"

"stare--"

"I-I know..."

"Hey~~ Let's go play with them."

Minghu showed a gratified smile like an old father, and raised his hand wanting to silently "one period one shock" on the top of his head, and "one period one shock" also consciously bent his legs and squatted down, satisfying Ming's height reaching his chest. The thought of the fox.

Locke sighed helplessly, he wasn't really stupid and sweet, but sometimes he was a little slow because of his unskilled information processing business.By the way, why is everyone misunderstood?Although, those two people did take good care of him, even to the point of obedience, but...

'It's not that they have any intentions for me, they're just trying to make up for it!pity……'

Well, originally I wanted those two to do something more so as not to be so guilty, but since Uncle Minghu didn't allow it, let's forget it.

"However, I always feel like I've forgotten something, what is it? Ah! Oops! Imaiken's clogs!"

Locke stared at the broken sandal laces, was silent for a long time, and finally murmured: "At this time, I really should find Sanriyuedian! A kind knife like me is of course a chance to atone for the guilt of the most beautiful knife. !Yes, it is like that……"

The author has something to say: In fact, Naruto Honmaru’s first stage brother was inexplicably cheated, and so was the second one, because Sankaiyue and Tsurumaru didn’t really feel nothing, so they doubled down on the second one under guilt. After completing the first issue, the result was that the second one and the other Awataguchi were cheated... So Minghu felt that the first issue was definitely restrained by these two.

small theater:

Tsurumaru: You can lie here without having to work, and someone will take care of it. If you are bored, you can chat with Mikazukiden or play with you and Hirano. Isn’t it great?Why do you want to leave? (Scared? Hahaha!)

Phase I: Indifferent Face.JPG (Understood, I won’t play with you when I leave)

Tsurumaru: Ehhhhh?Am I being ignored?

Umaru: ...was I being ignored too?Alas, if Da Baoping is here...

Tsurumaru: That's why I don't want to talk to you, it's so boring to keep talking about Dabaohei!

Yingmaru: But isn't the first phase of the palace always talking about the younger brothers?

Tsurumaru: However, there are 13 actual younger brothers and one actual younger uncle in the first phase of Yizheng, so it is very interesting to hear him talk about different younger brothers every time!

Yingmaru: ...