A ninja teaches you to be a brother

10 minutes ago, a group of short legs flooded into Yiqini's room, and unfortunately their dear brother had disappeared into the room with Qianshoubeijian, and they couldn't help being very upset.

It’s hard to live in a Honmaru full of brothers, but the most beloved Nissan is always taken away. This is really unfriendly to the short-legged brothers who like brothers!

"That's right! It's too much! Especially that Fujimaru Tachika, who has been coquettishly clinging to Brother [-] just because she's a girl! Obviously I'm cute in women's clothing too!"

"It's a good nonsense, but I think this Qianshoufeijian is even more excessive. Lixiang sauce is still within the normal competition range, but Qianshoufeijian actually took the bottom line and cheated the first-stage brother away—"

"That's right! It seems that if we don't let them experience the power of our AWT48, they will go too far!"

"Cough, cough, calm down, everyone."

A mature male voice interjected, and all the primary school students fell silent, not for anything else, but because the speaker was another "first-period brother".

Locke, with long water-blue hair, smiled with satisfaction when he saw this, and after coughing dryly twice, he took out a manuscript and began to read it aloud.

He is also a member of the "AWT48 Tiantuan" here, and participated in the alliance between Fangudazi and Fanfei, not for other reasons, just because since he had those two, the first phase of a vibrating spirit is like being led It seems that it is broken, I don’t want to go home all day long and I don’t want to train my younger brothers, so that the government of time has restarted the plan of "one stage and one revival of the original spirit", and "experimental sword pays the soul of the mourning god as a god-inspector" 'Feasibility report' has been delayed.

"First of all, according to the research of human culture, there is a very important phenomenon that deserves our attention - since ancient times, green plums are not as good as heaven!"

"What?"

"What do you mean?"

"Can't understand?"

"It seems to be a little bit understandable, but I always feel that something is wrong..."

"Everyone, don't worry, I will explain them one by one. This green plum is very simple, it refers to the people who grew up together, such as the hero and the lovely green plum neighbor, or you, oh no, we and Yiqi Yizheng, We are all brothers! Then the sky comes, which refers to people who appear due to various accidents and fate, just like the current Li Xiang and Fei Jian and others."

Locke looked around and found that everyone was listening to the lectures. He nodded in satisfaction and continued: "According to the survey, familiar childhood sweethearts are often not as good as those who came out of nowhere... There is a scientific basis for this." , the Westermark effect (Westermarckeffect) proposes that two children who grew up together in the early years usually do not have sexual attraction to each other in adulthood, and there will be a kinship monitoring mechanism to protect those who are related by blood; those who are not related by blood Sexual attraction due to living together or not as an adult...do you have any questions about this? This theory is hard to understand?"

"No, it's easy to understand if it's just the Westermark effect. What I don't understand is..." Yao Yan pushed his glasses and said with a blank expression, "Our relationship with Brother Yiqi has something to do with 'sexual attraction' Is there any connection? Also, although we are brothers, it is only because of the relationship between the foundry masters, and we were not born and raised together at the same time, so there is no so-called 'grow up together in the early years' factor."

"..."

This is so embarrassing!

Locke silently tore his manuscript into pieces. He originally wanted to carry a wave of miscellaneous knowledge in his mind and the knowledge of modern people. Who told Fu Sangshen that most of them are of antique level?However, this method does not seem to work in the case of a student master.

"Well, anyway, that's about it."

"So Locke, what do you want to say?"

"Hey, according to my investigation, Lixiang swore that she is the woman who is going to be the Prime Minister of Japan, so she is working hard to study various review materials for the college entrance examination, and she is not a threat to us for the time being. As long as she enters politics in the future, she will definitely be busy like a dog." Therefore, our goal is to have money and leisure, brains and black technology that can take people away."

"so what?"

"So, we have to start with Tobima's personal relationship—don't forget, Tobima has his own brother, even though that brother is very unreliable and values ​​his base over his younger brother. As long as that Senshou Zhujian can be A qualified and good brother will naturally stick to Hashirama instead of occupying the first phase."

Locke looked at a group of little carrot heads nodding like garlic, and made a gesture in his heart that the plan was clear.

In the beginning, when doctors cheated (crossed out) funds, they used excuses such as "maintaining love, peace and justice", "promoting positive energy", and "using a good brother template to influence brother scum". It's just to observe the changes that disrupt the world line and the possible development of the derivative world. As for the progress of the transformation, it's completely used to fool people, and it has no intention at all.

Of course, the big skin still has to be pulled, and smart people know it tacitly.

However, not everyone is a "smart person". Even if it is a high-level government, there are naturally elites, corrupt elements, and hot-blooded young people. The results still need to be checked, especially when there are thousands of hands. of now.

Although Senshou Zhujian is still a "scumbag", it will not affect anything, even if the project team is canceled by bad reviews, it will not affect the doctor who is now free and easy, but the problem is... TM he Locke is also considered that A member of the planning team!

The doctor can let go of patting his ass, but he, Locke, still has to hang around!

As a last resort, Locke can only hope that Hashirama will become a little more "warm brother" and a little more "brother-controlled". After that, the style of painting was completely wrong.

Just like now, Madara went to find her younger brother and disappeared, and Tomama also disappeared with a shock, but Hashirama completely forgot about Tomama, and instead kept asking where Madara went ...

Well, maybe there is Hashirama who is very relieved, very relieved, so he let go of his younger brother, but do you want to be so obvious?If you don't even say hello to your younger brother, can you pass a random sample test? !

The first episode that could have educated Hashirama was absent, and he could only hope that this group of short legs might make Hashirama see his failure as an older brother, so he could correct it with shame, right?

——I didn’t see that the door was stuck to one phase and one vibration!Can you, a genuine brother, remain indifferent?

"No! Brother Yiqi is indeed the best brother!"

The cute black long straight column returned doubtful eyes, and asked the little broken legs who questioned him confidently: "Is there any better brother in this world than Brother Yiqi?"

"No...impossible?"

"That's right! So, it is impossible for such a creature to exist as a 'big brother who surpasses one level and one level'. Why should I feel ashamed that my brother is not as good as one level!"

The righteous words that Hashirama said, the truth that "brothers are the best in the world", directly defeated a group of small knives and made them retreat speechlessly.

'The fighting power is too bad! '

Locke complained like this, but he couldn't express any other objections. If he dared to deny that truth, Awataguchi's younger brothers would probably be the first to disagree.

"Ah! What should I do? In this way, brother Yiqi is indeed the best brother! I don't think there is any reason to persuade others to give up!"

"Woo... So, is it possible that in the future, we can only accept more younger brothers flocking to brother one? They don't want it! Could it be that their women's clothing is not cute enough? Or brother one has high vision ?”

"The situation is urgent..."

"I really want to get rid of those bastards who are close to Brother Yi-"

"Is there something strange mixed in?"

"Everyone, calm down, calm down! It's impossible for the first fall, the fighting power of the ninja is very strong! Neither assassination nor poison can be effective, so do you think there is any way to make them kill each other? ?”

"Retire and calm down..."

A group of Awataguchi were discussing in a hurry, the more they talked, the more gloomy their expressions became, feeling that the future was bleak.

"Recently, I spent less and less time in Honmaru."

"Last time, I also refused the request to go shopping with us. This has never happened before..."

"Also, they went out to play alone with Tobuma without us..."

"Hmm~ Isn't it enough to have so many of us? Home flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"

"Bao Ding, you're enough! I told you to stop reading those adult magazines! Maybe it's because you refused to change after repeated admonitions, that made brother Yiqi disappointed in us!"

"Huh? What! I don't want to take this blame! Maybe it's because Boduo lost a lot of money in stock trading recently, so brother Yiqi is angry?"

"Eh? Ah? My, my fault?"

"Cough, cough, cough—"

"Anyway, it's definitely not my fault!"

"I'm sorry... Maybe it's because I forgot Brother Yiqi, fragments of memory... That's why Brother Yiqi..."

"No, no, it's impossible, Gu Gu, brother Yiqi won't be angry about such things."

"That's right, Brother Gu, I think it's because of Baoding's naughtiness, and it has nothing to do with you!"

"Woooooo-"

"I'm sorry Baoding! I'm just trying to comfort Brother Gu Gu. I didn't mean to target you. Who made you the most naughty?"

"..."

"Ahem, don't hit Baoding anymore, maybe the first phase brother is just tired of aesthetics and tired of us..."

"Huh? So should we dye our hair or paint our nails? I have a lot of fashion magazines!"

"Cough! I say! You—"

Locke went back and forth, with a strange look on his face, and then looked at the enthusiastic elementary school students who were depressed from time to time, and excited from time to time, and sighed long - well, in fact, he also made the simplest and easiest to ignore mistake.

"Your No. [-] brother is back! Besides, it looks like he brought you a gift."

"Huh?!" XN

……

Yiqi shook his head helplessly, distributed his presents to his younger brothers one by one, and poked them on the foreheads one by one.

"What a silly boy, how could I hate you?"

"So...Brother Yiqi is planning to give us a surprise for the New Year, so he sneaked around and acted alone?"

"After all, it's everyone's first New Year's Day in Honmaru, so I thought it would be a little bit more surprising—why didn't you notice it except me and Lixiang?"

"Then, that so-called parallel world transfer experiment..."

"Ah, because I think Brother I seems to be very troubled." Fei Jian said calmly, "Many special things are not available in Wanwu, and we need to buy them in the real world, but now we are not very happy with the high-level executives over there. So with my hands tied, I made a parallel space coordinate with a similar cultural background.”

"..." It seems that the Qianshoufeijian was wrongly blamed?

A group of radishheads all bowed their heads and admitted their mistakes, their faces flushed, but they couldn't pull themselves together to apologize.

"Okay, if you misunderstood, just apologize obediently and explain the mistake, which is what a good boy should do!"

Brother Yiqi spoke, and a group of Awataguchi daggers looked at each other, and then bowed and apologized as if they had a heart-to-heart.

"I'm sorry! Brother Feijian! We misunderstood you!"

"Well, it doesn't matter."

"Haha, that's good. In any case, everyone's plan to 'snatch the first phase of Columbia University' is considered a success, right? They counterattacked the favored Lixiangjiang and Feijian-kun!"

Locke stood up and made a conclusion. This ending is pretty good, right?perhaps.

Looking at the bustling elementary school students unwrapping presents, he smiled faintly.

victory?Counterattack?Are you sure?

That kind of thing doesn't exist.

—Silly children, you don’t know that, do you?In my experiment notes, there are still 999 space coordinates to be determined for "experiment"!Today is just the beginning.

Forget it, it's New Years anyway, let the silly kids enjoy the thrill of their counterattack success today!Anyway, the days are still very, very long...