A ninja teaches you to be a brother

Chaldea's summoning system was originally random, and any random dresses, ingredients, garbage, heroic spirits, etc. may appear, and the heroic spirits that appear appear in the most primitive and weak state, and need a little bit of spiritual foundation to restore their strength.

However, now, through the joint efforts of Dr. Roman, a technical nerd, and Merlin, a magic nerd, he has finally developed a technology that relies on the power of holy relics and the Holy Grail to summon designated heroic spirits. Otherwise, this world would be too hopeless a little.

However, because the Holy Grail was first used by Yiqi Yizheng to go back to keep Sakura and others safe and transport the holy relics, and later was used to rebuild Chaldea, although some magic power still remained, but it is like before. It is impossible to work normally.

It is said that when Lixiang was playing with the Holy Grail before, he took out a black and unknown object in the Holy Grail, because the other party seemed to be extremely arrogant and clamorous, and finally reached the traditional achievement of "no fight, no acquaintance" with Lixiang, and then Do your best to help...

However, due to the lack of magic power, these heroic spirits naturally cannot be summoned in their heyday, and there is also a miserable experience of a certain Shining lying in the ward inexplicably, and there is also knowledge instilled because of cutting corners, and Oda Nobunaga didn’t even know it at all. "Toyotomi Hideyoshi" is the "monkey" in her mouth.

Of course, Oda Nobunaga didn’t know, it doesn’t mean that Tokugawa Ieyasu didn’t know. After being reminded like this, he also remembered why “One Phase One Shock” is so familiar. Isn’t this because Toyotomi Hideyoshi deliberately wears it to match his height? Is it the short knife?Of course, after he won the world in the end, it still fell into his family's hands.

In fact, after being summoned, although Tokugawa Ieyasu still had a happy chat with Oda Nobunaga as before, he was not without anxiety. After all... In the end, he was the one who won the world!That's why he deliberately indulged himself and Mrs. Bao Ding in discussing the pleasure of having a wife, in an attempt to downplay his own sense of existence.

However, it seems that the truth cannot be concealed?

Although I believe that Nobunaga is a generous person, Tokugawa Ieyasu is still a little nervous at this moment.Whether it is him who finally captured the world, or Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who is considered by many to have captured the fruits of Oda Nobunaga's victory, it seems that he is sorry for Nobunaga?

In the silence, Baoding, who was extremely innocent and innocent, had never experienced blackening, and was just born, asked suspiciously: "Hey, don't you know Nobunaga? Hideyoshi Toyotomi is Hideyoshi Hashiba, also known as Tokichiro Kinoshita! Elder brother, he is——hmm! Yaken, what are you doing—”

"Really, look at the atmosphere before speaking!"

No matter how fast the speed was, Yao Yan couldn't stop his dead brother, so he could only watch helplessly as the atmosphere in the room dropped suddenly.

It is said that the perpetrators of the Honnoji Incident in history have always held different opinions. Some people think that Mitsuhide Akechi is the culprit, while others think that Mitsuhide Akechi is just a shield, and Hideyoshi Toyotomi is the pusher... So, before I figured out what happened Before the event, the owner of the first phase of the original plan was not going to mention it!

"It turned out to be a monkey..."

After a long time, Oda Nobunaga spoke thoughtfully.

"In this way, he is also like a monkey, he looks good at taking care of people at first glance, from this point of view, he is quite similar, but—"

"but?"

Yaken looked at his master nervously, and then saw Oda Nobunaga tilt his head, showing an interested smile.

"Although that guy showed a smile of 'Nobunaga is so cute' like the monkey and Xiaoguang Zhuzi, but he looked much more pleasing to the eyes than the monkey and the others, and he didn't have that disgusting feeling. Why is that?"

"what?"

"Well, it's really because of the face! Face—that face doesn't look disgusting."

"...Brother will be very happy to hear your praise."

"Well, of course! That's my compliment!" Oda Nobunaga showed a big smile as a matter of course, "Since it's a monkey's sword, it's also my sword, let him serve you next. ! This is a supreme honor! By the way, you can also ask him what happened to the monkey..."

"Cough, Mr. Nobunaga, brother... because he has no memory of the past, so I'm afraid..."

Cold sweat dripped from Yaoyan's forehead. Although his elder brother has a good temper, how can I put it... If brother Yiqi still has memories of the past, maybe he will indeed serve Nobunaga respectfully.It's just that it's really hard to say about this first-phase brother who has lost his memory!

In particular, after a certain drunk, the first-stage brother also expressed his resentment for wanting to cut off his legs and someone shortening him, and this one-stage brother seemed to have been indoctrinated by that guy named Locke. Strange things and sometimes the painting style is a bit wrong. He really felt that it was dangerous to let his brother and Yingling be together.

In fact, Yaken thinks that it is better for Lixiang not to summon Toyotomi Hideyoshi, otherwise, if Brother Yiqi can't think about what he has done to him, wouldn't it be the rhythm of going dark?The government of the time will definitely go crazy.

Well, don't get me wrong, Yaken believes that the first phase brother will not kill Toyotomi Hideyoshi, but it is still possible to chop off the legs with a sword, and if the former master's height is also cut by that time...

"Pharmaceutical research."

"Ah?! Yes! Lord Nobunaga! If you have any requirements, just ask!"

"Well, then, I want to eat raw yatsuhashi."

"Okay, right now... Uh, go to the kitchen and ask?"

In the end, because Nobunaga wanted to eat raw Yatsuhashi because of his waywardness, he still cooks in the first phase, and also made a lot of fried shrimp that Lixiang likes to eat, and successfully captured Oda Nobunaga, who has a very attractive face in the first phase, this is the so-called eye relationship.

For Tokugawa Ieyasu, whose subordinates are relatively normal, he also lamented that Toyotomi Hideyoshi's retainer seems quite reliable, but for a monarch like Oda Nobunaga who basically has strange subordinates , the feeling of seeing the first issue is probably the same as seeing bamboo in a clear stream - the point is that the painting style is normal, and the face is good-looking, or the kind that is very smart, courteous and reliable at first glance...

However, before Oda Nobunaga invited Yiqi Yizhen in person, he was interrupted by an intruding news.

"Found it! The first singularity is Fuyuki City in 2004!"

With a look of excitement on his face, the doctor broke into the crowd who were enjoying lunch, and announced the news. "Sheba" has been restarted. Although it is a pity that the lost Da Vinci has not been found, the restoration of the human The first key step can already be taken!

"Wait, this time, and this place, isn't it—"

Lixiang suddenly realized something, isn't the place they went to find Yiqi Yizhen before called Fuyuki City?And that year also happened to be 2004. The reason why she noticed the year was because after Luanhe Yaoken debuted, she bought a commemorative CD for the two of them.

"That's right, if I'm not mistaken, the Holy Grail War that happened there may be the singularity."

"Having said that, doctor, are you sure that their current combat power is feasible?" Phase 1 frowned, "I don't deny that whether it is the King of Heroes, or Lord Ieyasu and Lord Nobunaga, they are all well-known in history. Heroes, but now their combat power is only level [-], right? Especially the two heroic spirits from the Warring States Period, they should be more inclined to lead the army than to fight on their own. In this case..."

"It is true that Chaldea's current combat power is seriously insufficient, but if the singularity is left alone, the situation may become more serious, so... isn't it because of you? Do you want to watch Li Xiang pitifully lead the Three level 1 heroic spirits, and a half-heroic spirit Matthew with no combat experience to repair the singularity?"

"...You guys had this idea from the beginning! However, I really can't refuse."

"Brother Phase One..."

"Okay, Lixiang, since you call me brother, how can I ignore your hometown?"

Yizhen nodded with a smile in Yiqi, looked down at his current home clothes, and said to Yaoyan: "I'm going to change out of the formation clothes now, Yaoyan, tell everyone that I won't go back for the time being, Bao Ding likes it." Ieyasu can stay in Chaldea for a while, and so can everyone in Honmaru, I think the doctor will be very happy if you want to come over to visit."

Now that the first phase of the fight is enough, he understands what Merlin and the others are planning, but he doesn't mind this kind of thing.

The time-space conversion device of his Honmaru is damaged, which means that their Honmaru can't play, and everyone is supported by a part-time salary, which means that this Honmaru was distributed by the time government as a reward to a group of people. He was so excited that he didn't expect them to go out to kill the enemy-now he also suspected that there was a plan by the doctor long ago.

However, there is another very important issue here, that is, the sword is a murder weapon after all, and one's job is to fight.

Although there are some exceptions among them, for most swords and swords, if you can't reflect your value on the battlefield, your life is equivalent to missing a part, especially now that many brothers are well trained, it is actually a waste It's a pity.

The original high-level government of Shizhi may use the brotherly love of the first phase to kill their hostility, and then wait until the time is right (for example, after being unable to bear the loneliness) to propose a comeback fight, or hire a fight, etc., but they did not expect Now it is cut off by Chaldea.

There are definitely dangers, but there is no place on the battlefield that is not dangerous. This point is very clear to Yizheng. Even if he loves his younger brother, he will try his best to protect him, but this does not mean that he will lock their wings and let them Their blades were dulled, so he granted the doctor's request to let him fight.

Leaving aside the five tiger retreats, some of his younger brothers also like to fight. For example, Hou has been practicing himself and has never relaxed. For example, Yaoyan, although they are not obsessed with fighting, they also look forward to going out to the battle to exercise their skills from time to time. As for dullness.

Of course, before the younger brothers are allowed to play, as the elder brother, he must go to explore the way, so there is no need to let the younger brothers know about this.If he judges that such a battlefield is not suitable for his younger brother, he will naturally refuse the arrival of the younger brothers, but now... even if it is just to meet the old master, everyone must be very happy, right?

"Well, then, wait! I'll call the director-general over!"

Li Xiang immediately stuffed the last fried shrimp into her mouth. According to her own wishes, she wanted to summon Okita Souji from the very beginning. The holy relic can be either California Kiyomitsu or Yamato Shuan Ding, and they also Get along well, and the headmaster is also very strong... She really believed in those two unreliable evil spirits, so she first summoned the unfamiliar Yingjie of the Warring States Period.

Unhappily, she could have monopolized the fried shrimp from Phase [-] brother, and the raw Yahashi, but now there is an extra "sister" to share, and some snacks are jealous.

Originally, there were only a lot of younger brothers in Yiqi Yizheng, and she was the only younger sister who stood out, but now it's good. I didn't expect that Mr. Nobunaga in history was also a woman. With Lixiang's understanding of Yiqi Yizheng, she would definitely put this black-haired Girls are also treated as younger sisters...the status is not guaranteed!

"I'll go back and ask Qingguang and Anding to come over. Both of them have learned the chief's treasure, and they are also very good!"

Lixiang ran away in a hurry, there was no way, although that time he knelt against the treasures of the King of Conquerors and the King of Heroes at the same time, but at that time two against one could not be counted, and in Lixiang's impression afterwards, that was The scene where the King of Heroes was hanged and beaten by the brother in the first phase, so it is still reliable to pay the gods yourself?

As for the hero king in the medical room, she can’t remember it yet, and she thinks it’s more reliable to go back to Honmaru to rescue the soldiers—by the way, I have to bring the little angel Wuji with me. With the blessing of lucky MAX, things should go well a lot of.

……

At the same time, the King of Heroes who woke up in the medical room darkened his face, remembering this great humiliation.

"One-period-one-zhen, I remember you! Next time I will let you..."

Gilgamesh paused in the middle of speaking, because he discovered a cruel fact.

That is, if he wants to take revenge... he only needs to be summoned to Chaldea, he is the bottom level 1. No explanation, he has to start anew to raise the spirit base.

However, the master of Chaldea is the younger sister of Yizheng, who is also a brother-in-law, and was also the main force in the battle group that ganged up on him at that time. Can he really get resources from this master?It's just that it's impossible for him to give up halfway and return to the Seat of Heroes in desperation, but it's also impossible to try to please the Master... Then, isn't his revenge hopeless?

"No, it's not impossible." The witty King of Heroes took out a bottle of blue liquid from the treasury, "For that guy, he should be able to gain the Master's favor and raise his spirit base soon, right? Wouldn’t it be nice to just change back to me? And it won’t embarrass me—well, I’m truly worthy of being able to come up with such a brilliant idea!”