Rebirth of Internet celebrity rules

Men have a lot of colloquial language, just like Jiang Cheng likes to talk about me, some men like to say me, Cao Wojia, etc., but Gu Qingcheng doesn't have much colloquial language, he only uses his somewhat crappy Mandarin when facing the camera When being interviewed, there will be repeated spoken words such as "I think so" and "that's it".

Gu Qingcheng lived with his grandparents until he was sixteen or seventeen years old. Unlike the general attitude of pampering his grandchildren, his grandparents were very strict with him, and he developed a slightly introverted and sensitive personality.He later went to work and lived in a dormitory for the first year. The two men in the same dormitory kept talking about "dick", which surprised him, and subconsciously felt that this kind of vulgar and indecent spoken language can often represent a straight man. The man is frank and cheeky.

But as soon as he spoke, the way Jiang Cheng looked at him changed.

And it's a smell that is changing in a dangerous direction.When Gu Qingcheng saw that the other party was not "frightened away", but had a look of excitement in his eyes, he was a little flustered and embarrassed. He simply opened the window completely, and then turned his head to look out the window, leaving only the back of Jiang Cheng's head.

Then Jiang Cheng asked slowly, "How good-looking is your dick?"

Gu Qingcheng pursed his lips tightly, the roots of his ears were already red, and he heard Jiang Cheng chuckle a little maliciously.

The car turned a few more turns and stopped in an open place by the river.Gu Qingcheng got out of the car quickly, and when he went outside, he was amazed.

He didn't know that there was such a beautiful place here. The river was very open in this area, like a big lake with pavilions and islands in the middle, and a restaurant with ancient architectural style was located in the middle of the water. Inside this beauty.

Jiang Cheng also got out of the car, and asked, "Isn't the scenery here nice?"

"Ah."

is very good.In fact, there is a big lake in Gu Qingcheng's hometown, and there is a similar restaurant there, which is located on the water. Unfortunately, the restaurant is too expensive, and there are usually security guards at the door. They can't get in, so they can only sit by the lake. Wander around.Gu Qingcheng was about to put on the sunglasses again, when Jiang Cheng said from behind: "This place often entertains celebrities, so you don't have to be afraid of being recognized."

Gu Qingcheng was a little embarrassed, so he put away the sunglasses. Jiangcheng had already entered the gate ahead, and he followed closely. A waiter had come to guide them. They walked along the winding corridor on the water. There was a cool breeze and the water was rippling. Gu Qingcheng noticed that the sky seemed to be getting darker. He raised his head and looked up at the sky. He didn't know when it was already covered with dark clouds.

Take off your shoes and enter the private room, you can see the blue waves through the leaky window, this environment is really nothing to say.Seeing such a wide water surface, all the unhappiness in Gu Qingcheng's heart was swept away. He opened the window and saw the green willow trees on the small island outside, with a few egrets parked on it.

It's a pity that the sky is a little dark. If it is a clear sky, it will definitely make people look more relaxed and happy.But the wind is also good. The willow trees on the riverside and on the small island are blown up and down one after another by the wind, which makes people feel soft in their hearts.This is a Japanese restaurant. A beautiful waitress in a kimono came in. Just as she was about to kneel down, she heard Jiang Cheng say, "I don't need you here, we will do it ourselves."

The waiter bowed and went out, and Jiang Cheng prepared the bowls and chopsticks by himself and placed them in front of Gu Qingcheng.Gu Qingcheng said thank you very politely, and then saw that Jiang Cheng was going to drink, he said, "I never drink."

"This is good wine, specially brought to treat you."

"Then I don't drink either, I don't smoke or drink."

"Just take a sip." Jiang Cheng still poured Gu Qingcheng half a glass of wine, but Gu Qingcheng took it and put it in front of him without saying anything.

"Speaking of which, I've invited this meal for a long time. I've asked Sister Hong to help me get in touch. I don't know why I can't invite you here. Do you have any opinions on me?"

"I don't like to eat with strangers...I don't talk very well, I'm afraid it will make you unhappy."

"I'm not the kind of person who cares about everything. Since I take the initiative to invite you, I can accept whatever you do. It's just a meal, so don't think too much about it. I won't do anything to you."

Gu Qingcheng immediately looked at Jiang Cheng, would a man with a normal sexual orientation say "I won't do anything to you" to another man, shouldn't he?As he thought about it, his lips moved, but he didn't dare to ask. He just said: "Jiang is always a big shot, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach."

Jiang Cheng just laughed, lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Don't be so alien to me, I'm not a few years older than you, just call me brother."

Gu Qingcheng didn't talk to him, but he couldn't scream.

"Gu Qingcheng isn't your real name, is it?"

"No, my original name is Gu Cheng, and Gu Qingcheng is the stage name given by Mr. Yu."

"Why did you choose such a disgusting name?"

Gu Qingcheng was so embarrassed that he didn't know how to answer such words for a moment, so he had to laugh a few times, but Jiang Cheng didn't seem to notice his inappropriate words at all, and then said: "I think Gu Cheng is pretty good, a man, what's his name?" Allure."

"I'm also going to mention this to President Yu recently... I want to change my name, but I haven't had time to say it..."

"Did Sister Hong tell you that I want to dig up your work?"

Gu Qingcheng nodded: "I said, it's just..."

"I think you can think about it. Mr. Yu is short-sighted and only sees money. You can see that he is so careless in naming you. How much effort will he put into building you? If you follow him, you will suffer sooner or later. will kill you."

Gu Qingcheng said: "I didn't intend to work in the entertainment industry at first. My personality is not suitable. I plan to quit the entertainment industry after earning some money and buying a house." At this point, Gu Qingcheng suddenly thought of a more ruthless idea, so He raised his eyes to Jiang Cheng, raised his voice and said, "Then just find a girl you like, marry and have children, and that's all. I don't have any big pursuits, I just want my wife and children to be hot on the bed."

As expected, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, did not speak for a moment, picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea and handed it to him. He had a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes were slightly narrowed by the smoke, and he looked a bit unruly, and then he said: "I'm only twenty Next year, I want to get married and have children, and you will work hard for two more years while you are young?"

"It's not too early. In our hometown, there are people who talk about kissing at the age of eighteen or nineteen. There are also people who hold children at the age of 20. I hope that all major events in life will be settled before the age of 24."

He just wants to tell Jiang Cheng that he is a [-]% straight man, and he only does what a [-]% straight man wants to do. What he is looking for is a woman and wants to have children. If Jiang Cheng has any interest temptations or dirty thoughts towards him, he should get rid of them as soon as possible.

Jiang Cheng looked at him with complicated eyes, finally sighed, and said, "That's right, then I wish you all your wishes come true."

As he spoke, he raised his glass.Gu Qingcheng picked up the teacup in front of him, and heard Jiang Cheng say, "Have a drink."

He quickly put down the teacup, and then raised the wine glass on the other side. The two glasses touched each other, making a slight crisp sound.Gu Qingcheng drank it all in one gulp, and the wind gushed in from the window behind him, making his back feel cold for a while, and then seeing Jiang Cheng put down his glass, he said, "Then make friends and leave a phone call."

Gu Qingcheng was hesitating whether to tell him the phone number, when Jiang Cheng said: "Actually, I have your phone number, I asked Sister Hong for it, but I think it's better to get in touch after getting your consent in person."

As he spoke, he took out his phone and clicked it a few times, and then Gu Qingcheng's phone rang. Gu Qingcheng pursed his lips, his heart was beating a little faster, and he took out his phone to take a look.

"This is my phone number. Save your name," Jiang Cheng said.

What annoyed Gu Qingcheng most in his life was that he didn't know how to reject people, especially in person. He said "oh" and edited the word "Mr. Jiang" on his phone.This semi-compulsive feeling of being led by the nose made him very uncomfortable, and he didn't like to get angry, so he just said: "I don't play with my mobile phone very much. Sometimes I can't get through the phone or no one answers it. Don't be surprised."

"What about text messages?"

"I don't look at my phone very much..." Gu Qingcheng pursed her lips, glanced at Jiang Cheng quickly, and then immediately lowered her eyelids: "I may have a social barrier, and I don't like to contact others."

He felt that with such an obvious attitude, Jiang Cheng should be able to figure out what he meant, and there was no need to tell the truth, which would be embarrassing for everyone.We're all sitting at the same table, so it's better not to embarrass both of us.It's like he felt that Jiang Cheng was still smoking when he was about to eat, which was very uncomfortable, but he didn't point it out, saying "Don't smoke in the room", because he didn't want to be embarrassed.

But he didn't want to be embarrassed, but Jiang Cheng didn't seem to care, he leaned back, put his hands on the ground, with a cigarette in his mouth, and looked at him rather dissatisfied: "Gu Qingcheng, do you have to be so badass?" ?”