[Naruto Cassette] The love-hate relationship between the sweet party and the salty party

The author has something to say: Reading Tips: The source of English love poems is thanks to Du Niang.English teacher card x student, hope you like it.

His fingertips scraped across the thin paper, making almost inaudible scratches, his eyes followed his fingers unknowingly, and the black and white letters of the book were only lightly imprinted in his eyes. Thinking about it in a flash.His thoughts had already flown out of the narrow world, and at most he could only hear someone asking him: "Do you remember this knowledge point?"

"Well……"

I regained my senses a little bit, but flying to the TV next to the game console in the movie theater is not the heart in front of the desk. How could it be so easy to come back? This young man who seemed very guilty responded vaguely, and he didn’t know what it was. Admitting or hesitating means.Anyway, the person sitting across from him had a panoramic view of his changing expression, didn't say anything, just slowly, slowly moved his hand slightly to the side, his fingertips landed on a certain place, and tapped a few times Down.

"Then, let's talk about the solution to this problem."

As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderbolt falling on a sunny day, directly waking him up.Stiffly lowering his head, he stared at this pile of gibberish characters—abcdefg can only be recognized when they are separated, but they can only be gibberish characters when they are put together! ——I just feel like a knife is piercing my heart, I don’t want to live, I can’t even understand the problem, what is the way to solve the problem, let him die!

"I don't understand yet." Finally, he admitted honestly.While he was talking, his eyes were cautiously staring at the man across the table. Yes, he had to be so vigilant, that man...

"Oh fine."

Under the gaze that was about to condense into a sharp light, the man remained motionless, his face could not be seen with the mask on, but his face probably remained unchanged... Oh no, he smiled.

A deep and slightly hoarse laughter reached his ears.

"Then I have to teach you again." Youyou got up, and just stepped across the table to his side. When he sat down, a great sense of crisis enveloped his whole body, and every pore screamed. Stay away from the dangerous person—however, the dangerous person put his shoulder first.

This abominable white-haired dead fish eye meaningfully added a stack of new test questions under the hard-won English practice paper.

"Listen carefully, Obito-san."

smiling.

"…………"

"You are so annoying, you bastard teacher!!!"

Obito Uchiha, a senior high school student who is about to face the hardships of the college entrance examination, has to find a tutor for after-school tutoring because of his poor English.

Incidentally, the tutor he found was named Kakashi Hatake, who was actually the English teacher of Uchiha Obito's nephew Sasuke, who was a primary school student.I don't know why he would agree to waste time as a tutor for high school students. In short, since this man occupied the corner of Uchiha Obito's desk, Obito's life has completely lost its light...

No exaggeration at all!

There is no problem with Obito's IQ, he just doesn't like English, he never listened to it in class, and he can't read his grades over time.In his opinion, finding a tutor for tutoring is a very troublesome thing. Not only is it a waste of his time, but he also has to listen to the tutor's lectures patiently, which is simply torture.His tutor seems to be a very lazy man at first glance. He seems to be falling asleep with his eyes open. He thought his temper should be soft, but he did not expect to teach English, and his painting style suddenly changed. Obito was forced by him to memorize words and grammar Then do the questions and listen to the lectures, do the questions and listen to the lectures in an infinite loop, very anxious but unable to protest.

"This is the first time I have encountered such a poor student. Sasuke's English foundation is better than yours."

One sentence aroused strong anger from the tutoring subject, but then the voice changed: "Ah, I'm just kidding, don't take it to heart. Although the situation is very bad, relatively, there is a lot of room for improvement-don't you have confidence in yourself? , Classmate Obito?"

"...Yes, let's do it!"

The anger was blocked, and Obito was the only one who was sulking.The slender eyebrows are knit together, almost touching the bright black eyes. Even if the eyes of a teenager are full of disgust, they don't show any malice. If you look at them like this, you will only feel... um, it's fun?His tutor raised his hand calmly and pushed down the back of the angry boy's head, his field of vision was suddenly filled with dense English letters.

Very annoying, stuffy, dizzy.

Obito was forced to bite the tip of his pen and fight hard with the Great English Demon King, and the battle was quite tragic.Every weekend, the one-afternoon tutoring time is like a year. After the end, he lay down on the table in a state of depression, not wanting to move, and at the same time refused to talk to the tutor who was not in a hurry to leave.

puff!

Accidentally, the short-cut black hair was messed up, and before he sat up and showed his dissatisfaction, the dead white hair had already left, leaving Obito dumbfounded by the man's bad taste .

This made him more determined to find a way to refuse make-up lessons.

As a poor third party in high school, it was useless for him to propose not to make up lessons. After careful consideration, he decided to start with tutoring.Of course, it is impossible for Obito to deliberately fight against the tutor to drive them away like in some novels. Taisaku is too stupid to think about it at all.Hatake Kakashi left him his mobile phone number, saying that he can call or send him a text message if he has any questions that he doesn't understand. Obito has never called him before, so it will come in handy now.

The action named "SMS harassment must make Kakashi so annoying that he is unwilling to give him extra lessons" was officially launched.

Regardless of working time, off-duty time or rest time, Obito would send text messages to Kakashi whenever he had something to do. Of course, the content of the text messages was not important. At the beginning, he pretended to find some English multiple-choice questions to send to them, but later found it troublesome, so he directly posted them on the Internet. Just search for English-language ones, and press the send button, which is extremely easy.

As a result, Kakashi kept his word, no matter how strange the questions Obito sent in the past, he would reply to him, but the reply time was not fixed, sometimes it would be within seconds, sometimes it would wait a long time before there was any news.Obito keeps his mobile phone in his trouser pocket at any time, and the vibration of the tuner can be felt immediately when the text message comes. If he didn't receive the second reply, he couldn't help but stare at the clock hanging next to the blackboard, counting the minutes and seconds, and finally received it. The interval between replies is about four to 10 minutes of a class.

That guy must have been in class before, the teacher can't even look at his phone in class.

I couldn't help but imagine Kakashi's serious work. He was so tall, standing on the podium, he was much bigger than the radishes that filled the classroom below the stage.The finger that can click on the blank test paper held the chalk, leaving large and small English writing on the blackboard. Then, he turned around and read ABC aloud with the radishes...

Puff ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The laughter soon became uncontrollable, and Obito was laughing happily while holding his mobile phone. Fortunately, students from all directions were studying hard during the 10 minutes between classes, and had no time to cast curious glances.He was also very witty, he snickered for a while and then quickly covered his face to see what was written in the text message he just received.

Well, there is only one sentence.

[Study hard, Uchiha Obito classmate in the third year of high school. 】

Obito's paws trembled, and he was unwilling to admit the mistake of fishing in class, so he quickly typed a few lines before sending it over.

【I'm out of class!And I want to ask you questions, this is also considered learning! 】

After waiting for more than ten seconds, the phone started to vibrate, and several text messages flickered on the screen one after another.Finally, it was not a sentence, and Obito felt a little more comfortable, humming as if he was very reluctant-in fact, he read it very quickly.

[Well then, I'm so relieved to see you love learning so much, keep up the good work. 】

[However, are you sure you want to ask a question?Have you carefully read the English passage that was sent over? 】

Hey?

Obito flipped through the text messages, found the one he sent, and took a look. It was indeed a long paragraph of English. Don't think about it, he definitely didn't read it carefully.So, he replied to Kakashi confidently: [No!I just want to ask you because I don’t understand, um... translate for me? 】

The text message came faster this time, with only six dots.

Obito stared at the eye-catching ellipsis in a daze, and Kakashi didn't reply for a long time. He was a little impatient, and was about to ask and urge a few words, when the phone vibrated again, and the words and sentences that appeared on the text message interface were surprisingly long and filled with Cyprus, the front is English, and the back is Chinese.

Kakashi actually translated it for him.

If I were not fall in love, It would have to be with you.

Youreyes, yoursmile, Thewayyoulaugh, ThethingsyousayanddoTakemetotheplaces,Myheartneverknew.

So, if I were not fall in love, It would have to be with you.

If I'm in love, it's you.

Your eyes, your smile, your smiling face.Everything you say, everything you do, makes my heart lose its way.

So, if I'm in love, my love is you.

【...... Love poetry? ? ! ! ! ! ! 】

【if not?I know your English is not good, but I can understand sentences of this level. 】

Embarrassed embarrassing embarrassing embarrassing!Speechless, Obito almost choked to death, he couldn't say that I just sent you a random sentence I searched on the Internet without even reading it, so I had to admit that my English is so bad.The eloquent explanation filled the frame, and just waiting to press the send button, Kakashi sent another message.

[I thought you were confessing. 】

Obito: "!!!"

Words are no longer enough to express his inner trough, Obito rushed out of the classroom without hesitation, hid in the toilet cubicle and dialed Kakashi's phone, speaking incoherently - calmed down a little, and said that it was an accident ,absolute!No other meaning!

"Who is confessing to you!"

hateful!

The man on the other end of the phone echoed the whole process, and only said two complete sentences at the end.

"Okay, I get it now."

"To make an apology, tomorrow happens to be Saturday. After the cram school, let's go out to play, wherever you want, and then treat you to dinner?"

Humph.

If you have such a good attitude, then you agree. Anyway, it’s Kakashi’s money, so if you don’t go, it’s not for nothing.

Obito felt quite proud that he had taken advantage of the idiot teacher by winning a round.

From a certain day on, he never called his tutor "teacher", it was all - Kakashi, Kakashi.

It's over, and no one reminded him that the earliest purpose that made Kakashi consciously propose to end the make-up class has long since changed his taste unconsciously.

Saturday's tutoring was quickly skipped in his mind, he said hello to his family, and Obito went out with Kakashi.

I don't know why, there are so many people on the street today, coming and going, and I can vaguely feel a particularly greasy smell in the air... But these details don't matter, Obito is full of thoughts on how to torment Kakashi, since He said that he can go wherever he wants, so he will go wherever there are many people.

Movie theaters, game halls... I guessed that Kakashi didn't like to visit all the places.Obito was very happy to play, he hadn't played so crazy since he was in the third year of high school.When Obito was struggling with the handle of the game console, the men who were traveling with him were watching from the side. Even if a person like him was dressed in casual clothes, he was still very conspicuous in the crowded crowd.Many girls were looking this way, but the man didn't move. He leaned against the wall with his arms folded and looked down. His eyes not covered by the mask were printed into the flickering lights in the game hall, but more of them were from other places. the shadow of a person.

But the person who was placed in the deepest part of his eyes raised his head inadvertently, with a sullen expression on his face.

"Too boring, stop playing."

In fact, it's okay, games are more fun than doing test papers, but somehow, he felt that it was boring to play alone while Kakashi stared, so he simply dragged the man to another place to fight again.Well, it's fun if there are many people, so I can only go to the amusement park.

Places like amusement parks are usually reserved for couples and children, and today is no exception.But when Obito really bought a ticket to enter the arena, he realized that there were so many couples on this day... there were so many!

Glancing at the "Couple Ticket Half Price" sign carelessly placed at the main entrance of the amusement park, he swallowed, took out his phone and looked at the date, his face darkened immediately.

February fourteenth.

It's Valentine's Day!

Forgive the high school dog for being in the dark all day in the pile of books for a long time and not caring about what day it is today. He realized later that it was too late to change places.Compared with Obito's sluggishness, Kakashi behaved as usual, as if the style of the two of them mixed in the sweet couple was not abrupt at all.

He also asked calmly, "What should I play first?"

"Don't you think it's strange... Well, let's go there first."

Obito has a big heart, and Kakashi doesn't care what he is still hypocritical, just play and play.

Pointing in a random direction, they squeezed forward along the noisy crowd.After finally squeezed into the place where the roller coaster lined up, Obito gasped. These people who had emotionally circled the venue for a week were all lined up. They won't be able to get their turn until it gets dark!

Had to look elsewhere.

However, the endings are almost the same. There will only be more people in the popular amusement rides, and the haunted house with a little less people will be killed and refused to enter. There is no way, and in the end they can only wander around in the huge amusement park.

...so it was even more embarrassing.

Almost all the couples around were holding hands. He and Kakashi walked side by side five centimeters apart, which seemed weird no matter how you looked.Unable to bear it anymore, Obito was about to propose that he should stop playing and go home, when he saw a high platform erected directly in front of him, surrounded by many people, but there were not many applicants before the registration point.He suddenly lifted his spirits and shouted "Let's go play that!" Without even asking what it was about, he urged the slow-moving adults to follow.

"Do not worry."

Kakashi took the two number plates handed over by the staff, first pinned one of them to Obito's clothes, and then pinned it to himself.After doing all this, each of them received another bouquet of flowers. They held bright red roses in their hands, and there were still transparent water drops on the petals.Obito thought, what kind of game actually wants to send flowers? Before he could think about it, he was pushed onto the stage.

The elder sister of the staff member let go of her hand when she arrived at the place, looked at him and Kakashi a few times, couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled, making an encouraging gesture.

"Come on! The mask has to be taken off at that time."

Kakashi nodded, and pulled the dazed Obito into the drawn circle, of course there was more than one circle on the stage.There are two people standing in many circles, a man and a woman at most, standing face to face, with a more or less shy face, while the same-sex group on the stage is only a pair.Whether it is the men and women who also participated in the game, or the audience in the audience, apart from being surprised, the eyes looking at these two people are probably blessings after a sudden realization.

And those two people are him and Kakashi... Ahhhhh!

No wonder so few people signed up.

No wonder……

Obito who strayed into the scene of an interactive game for couples was struck by lightning.

In his stupor, he subconsciously wanted to run away in embarrassment, but Kakashi caught him back, pressed his shoulder, and stared at him solemnly.

"Your birthday is February tenth."

"So, it's full."

There is a slight height difference between the 24-year-old man and the boy, and it is only by raising his head slightly that he can clearly see his own shocked expression reflected in the other's pupils.

The rose slipped from his hand, and no one bent down to pick it up.

"Grow up quickly, graduate quickly."

The hands on the shoulders slid up along the arc of the neck, holding the head that he wanted to avoid.The handsome face with the corners of the lips slightly hooked dazed the boy's eyes and whispered in his ear.

"I can also teach you more... knowledge that only adults understand."

Hatake Kakashi is a serious and responsible tutor.

He received a love poem that seemed to be a confession the day before Valentine's Day, and he had to take action the next day to give the most correct response.

The interactive game for couples in the amusement park requires both parties to kiss for at least 5 minutes. After the game is over, he can hold the dizzy student in his arms and tell him quietly:

Ah, when I saw you for the first time, I thought, you are so cute.