[Naruto Cassette] The love-hate relationship between the sweet party and the salty party

The author has something to say: Reading tips: Uchiha Obito-sama who was STKed by the God of STK and his white-haired teammates

Obito Uchiha, after a week as a newly promoted Jonin, suddenly found that he seemed to be being followed.

At first I thought I was thinking too much. After all, Obito-sama is young and promising—well, regardless of whether it is realistic or not—it is normal for one or two shy little fans to pay attention silently!However, after putting the matter behind him for a while, he finally realized that something was very wrong.

A normal fan would never run to the idol's house early in the morning before dawn, and would never follow the idol all the way to work, and then follow the same way home after get off work.

The fiery gaze of peeping burns the back all the time, and when Obito turns his head suddenly when he notices something strange, the feeling of being peeped suddenly disappears, and all he sees in his eyes are all kinds of passers-by and the extremely quiet street scene, no matter what Why did he stare wide-eyed and observe carefully, the expressions of the passers-by were all normal, only Master Meow who passed by him gave a haughty glance, then ignored this stupid human looking around, and walked away by stepping on the wall.

Nothing, nothing, harvest, harvest.

Obito turned around resentfully and continued to walk forward, but before taking a few steps, the familiar feeling of voyeurism reappeared, as if he could hear a "pop", and the sight from the dark Sticking to his back, life and death are inseparable.Quicken your pace, but you can't get rid of it; hide in the alley after turning a corner and try to catch the suspicious person, but the person is wise enough not to take the bait; frown and open your eyes to check the peeping tom, but every time you look over, you don't see anyone; you are so angry I ran to another place with Kamui desperately, and after a while, came again...

Is this man a god? ! God of STK!

Obito-sama has realized that his biggest enemy is not the ferocious ninja from the outer village, nor the frying pan photographed by his angry teacher, but this inexplicable God of STK!The little pride generated by being noticed (really only a little bit!) was quickly overwhelmed by a strong sense of crisis. He didn't tell anyone about this, and he saved up enough energy to catch the enemy himself. just do.

Then came a more cautious time.After another week of observation, Obito was almost blinded by the remaining Sharingan, and only then did he dig out some clues.

After getting up early in the morning and opening the window, an afterimage flashed quickly, and the branches under the window were still swaying.

Before going to Huoyinglou to report, I looked back on the spur of the moment, and there seemed to be something wrong with the shadow behind the telephone pole.

When I came back from the teacher's house for dinner at night, the corner of my eye swept across the noisy crowd, and keenly caught the white hair that I tried hard to cover but couldn't.

Well, white hair.

Within a week, the white hair can be vaguely glimpsed no matter where you are.

white hair...

"How could it be you, Kakashi!!!"

It is no longer possible to use "coincidence" to justify it. Obito-sama, who couldn't bear it any longer, appeared behind the other party and forcefully dragged this hopeless guy into the Kamui space to settle the score.I was excited when I caught someone, but when I thought it was Kakashi, I couldn't be happy. Obito punched Kakashi, who had no resistance at all, and looked down with his hands crossed Looking at him: "It's too bad, are you a pervert! Or are there some mischievous attempts."

At this moment, Kakashi was lying flat on the ground with his hands spread out, he raised his eyes and looked over after hearing this.This person acted very calmly, probably stimulated by the disgust in Obito's eyes, he was eager to prove himself again, and said, "It's true that I have plans for you, but I'm definitely not a pervert."

The tone is firm and decisive.

The momentum when he spoke was so strong that Obito-sama was shocked.Oh, it's not a pervert, it's just that they have plans for me...

and many more? ? ?

More like STK, okay?

The person who was confused again and the person who accidentally told the truth fell into a bewildered silence.After a while, Kakashi stretched out his hand to cover his eyes with a headache, a little weakly: "I'm not a pervert, I'm just worried about you—forget it, I mean, the stalker has someone else, find that guy You will know the truth."

"There's another person!" Obito was completely shocked, never expecting that there were two stalkers—Kakashi's suspicion has not been ruled out yet!However, after what Kakashi said, he seemed to have a vague impression. At that time, he was still wondering why the level of the god of STK fluctuated, and suddenly there were so many lies, but every time he didn't see anyone else, Only Kakashi was seen.

Half suspicious, Obito's mind turned quickly, he pondered for a moment, and grasped another key point: "No, if this is true, you would have discovered it a long time ago, why didn't you just remind me?"

His eyes were burning, his expression was serious, and his tone was terrifyingly sharp, but the curved corner of his mouth exposed him, which was obviously in line with the joy of catching a talented teammate who had always been disliked.

Oh, Kakashi is really an idiot.

——Having exposed so many flaws and still not realizing it, Obito really is an idiot.

The genius teammate sighed silently on the other side. It seemed that there was no need to worry about someone finding out what he wanted, and he didn't know whether it was a good thing or a bad thing.He didn't say much, he stood up with his hands stretched out in front of him, and said: "I know that person, because it's very difficult to deal with...you will understand after seeing her."

"Hey, hey, it's too scary, it will make you feel how scary a tough guy is." Although he still didn't believe it, Obito's attitude was much more serious.Touching his chin and pondering for a while, his gaze inadvertently swayed to Kakashi's face, the black and blue around his eyes was his masterpiece.

Inexplicably guilty, he turned his head unnaturally, as if reluctantly agreeing.

"All right, all right, catch that person first!"

With Kakashi's help, the plan to capture the God of STK went very smoothly, in fact, the next afternoon - they both caught him.

Well, it is worth celebrating, but another problem has arisen: the God of STK who has troubled Obito for a month, the guy who made Kakashi say "difficult to deal with" himself, actually...

It was a young girl.

Obito immediately understood why Kakashi said that.You definitely don’t dare to beat up a little girl, she just yelled a few words and immediately started crying, it’s too shameless, this is on the street, the condemning eyes of passers-by make Obito-sama want to cry without tears There was no way to explain it, so he covered his face and carried the little girl to the nearest ramen restaurant.

What the hell is wrong with a stalked poor man who wants to treat a stalker to dinner.

Feeling deeply sad, he rested his chin and stared at the little girl named Yeye happily eating noodles, while beckoning Kakashi to quickly explain the ins and outs with his eyes.And the dead white hair coughed lightly, and finally spoke——

To sum it up, this little girl is not a ninja, but an ordinary villager with zero strength but full STK talent and skills. She seems to have a soft spot for handsome men.The previous STK object was Konoha's famous handsome guy (supposedly) Hatake Kakashi. After being discovered by me, I conducted some ideological education. I thought this matter was over. Unexpectedly, this girl stopped for a few days and turned around. Back also fell in love with the high-spirited Obito-sama who was promoted to the top ninja.

"So, that's what happened."

This is Kakashi whose tone is a little sour for some reason.He glanced at the man sitting next to him indiscriminately, and then found that Obito, who was originally very serious... blushed.

Although there was only a little blush, the face was more surprised, but the coy look was almost blinding.Obito-sama is the first time to feel such a fanatical love from the opposite sex, even if the fanaticism is distorted - it is quite a rare experience!

He began to give serious ideological education to the girl every night.

"Cough, cough, anyway, it's not good for a little girl like you to do such a thing." Balabala finished, and then began to explain the dangers that girls may encounter if they don't come home at night. It is really well-intentioned.The little girl put down the ramen bowl and pretended to be listening carefully, but her eyes were shining. This contrast made Kakashi's dead fish eyes even more deadly.

One heart is surging, the other heart is ashamed.

When the ideological education was finally over, the God of STK finally had a chance to speak.And as soon as she opened her mouth, an extremely powerful aura erupted.

"you misunderstood!"

"what?"

"Well, I really like handsome men, but for you, Mr. Uchiha! What attracts me is not your face, but... your charming body!"

"—Can I touch your ass? Big boobs are fine too!"

Obito: "..."

Kakashi: "..."

At the same time, the godlike girl stretched out her claws ready to move, and rushed towards the bewildered client's chest with lightning speed.Fortunately, Kakashi still retained his sanity (because he also felt that Obito's body was really beautiful), and stepped forward in time, but Obito was blocked by his evil hand.

Then, just as Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief, Obito, who was dragged down by him, suddenly raised his voice: "How can you let her touch your chest!"

——If you don’t touch mine, you can touch you, and I didn’t let her touch it on purpose... Uh.

It was so strange to say that, and there was a weird sense of shame, but of course Kakashi didn't say it.He just raised his eyebrows, and immediately asked back: "It's just a touch, Obito, why do you care so much?"

"of course--"

Huh, what is it?

It's as if you just hit a point that you haven't noticed but is real, and you can't say it for a while.Obito was stunned for a moment, and instinctively told him that Kakashi's intention for asking this was not pure, but he couldn't think of words to explain, and his momentum was overwhelmed.Subconsciously unwilling to do so, recalling the conversation with Kakashi yesterday, he felt that he still held Kakashi's handle, and before he thought about it, he said: "You too! You can tell the truth directly, why do you have to tell the truth?" Want to follow me secretly?"

In an instant, their eyes met, and both of them raised almost the same questions. At this time, their eyes collided, and they couldn't move away for a while.

Obito thought to himself, I don't understand, he doesn't need protection at all, what is Kakashi's mentality.

Kakashi thought to himself, he finally noticed, this is an opportunity, so, are you going to tell the truth?

So go ahead.

"Well... because I don't want you to find out that I care about you so much."

And, I don't want you to be so concerned by people other than me.

Time seemed to freeze on the two people who looked at each other, forming a transparent barrier to isolate others.

"Because I have plans for you."