Be Dazai's mother

Kunikida Doppo was confused.

Originally, he was still talking about important things with Osamu Dazai, but Osamu Dazai suddenly seemed to have seen something very important, and ran over there without saying a word.

Watching Dazai Osamu running towards an older woman, Kunikida Doppo originally wanted to say that he likes this type?He liked it so much that he ran over like a child, but Dazai Osamu's next sentence "Mom" directly confused Kunikida Doppo.

mom, Mom, Mom? !

Did he hear correctly? !Or is it just a matter of yelling at moms to pick up older women? !

Kunikida's unique world view has been severely impacted, which almost made him run on an irreversible path.

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai over there seemed to have finally remembered that he had such a partner after talking with the woman, and walked over with the woman.

"Kunikida-kun." Dazai Osamu smiled cheerfully. Kunikida Doppo was stunned for a moment because of his unprecedented pure and bright smile. Before he could react, he heard this guy say: "Let me introduce you, this is mine. Mama Sachiko."

The woman named Sachiko bowed to him and said with a smile: "Hello, I am Aji's mother Sachiko, thank you for taking care of Aji on weekdays."

Kunikida Doppo subconsciously bowed and said, "No, no, it's my side."

Osamu Dazai was still saying, "You made a mistake, Sachiko. I am the one who takes care of Kunikida-kun on weekdays."

"You." Miss Sachiko looked at Osamu Dazai helplessly.

Thinking of how much trouble this guy had caused him, veins appeared on Kunikida Doppo's face, and he almost beat up this good-looking guy who took advantage of it.

Then he reacted again, showing a shocked expression belatedly, and shouted in disbelief: "Mom, mom?!"

Could it be that the end of the world is finally coming? !

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"That's too much to say! Kunikida-kun!" Dazai Osamu pretended to cry and sobbed while holding a tissue he didn't know where to take out: "I'm human too, of course I have a mother."

Even though he knew that this guy started to play too much again, Kunikida Doppo couldn't help coughing dryly, and said weakly: "After all, this word is really far from your usual impression."

"Then according to Kunikida-kun's impression, what should I be like?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

Kunikida Doppo was silent for a while, and the smirking Q version of Dazai Osamu jumped out of the stone quickly flashed in his mind.

Seeing what Kunikida Doppo was thinking, Dazai Osamu covered his mouth and shook his body, laughed non-stop, and said mockingly, "It's not a child anymore, thinking about such a fairy tale plot, Kunikida-kun is so shameful."

Furious, Kunikida Doppo almost performed a beating in front of his mother.

At this time, Kunikida Doppo was with Osamu Dazai and Ms. Sachiko in the armed detective agency. Kunikida Doppo originally wanted to call him "Ms. Sachiko", but Ms. Sachiko waved her hand embarrassedly and said, "I You're not married yet, so don't call me Mrs.

not married yet?

Thinking of the difference between Ms. Sachiko and Dazai Osamu who seemed to be no more than a teenager at most, words such as "pregnant before marriage, early pregnancy, pre-adult" and other words quickly flashed in Kunikida Doppo's mind.

It was Osamu Dazai who waved his hand to wake up Doppo Kunikida, who was overthinking, and said, "Sachiko and I are not related by blood."

Indeed, Ms. Sachiko and Osamu Dazai don't look alike at all in appearance. First of all, their hair color is completely different.

But I don't know why when the two of them stand together and see them getting along, no matter who they are, they will say "the two of them are indeed mother and son".

After bringing Miss Sachiko back to the Armed Detective Agency, Kunikida Doppo is surprised to find that Yosano Akiko, Oda Sakunosuke, Edogawa Ranpo and Fukuzawa Yukichi all know her appearance.

Yosano Akiko, who was always calm on weekdays, even rushed towards her when she saw her, with an expression on her face that she was so surprised that she was about to cry.

Even the president Fukuzawa Yukichi, who is not taciturn and smiling, showed a rare softness on his face.

Atsushi Nakajima, who had another fight with Akutagawa Ryunosuke, sat beside Izumi Kyoka, and said with emotion: "Mr. Dazai's mother? I always feel like an incredible person."

Kunikida Doppo looked at Miss Sachiko who was surrounded by Dazai Osamu and Yosano Akiko who were asking questions, and echoed: "Yes."

First of all, the fact that Osamu Dazai’s adoptive mother is inconceivable, and Ms. Sachiko’s...should I say it’s affinity or something else, makes people feel like they can’t help but relax by her side .

Of course, what surprised Kunikida Dopō the most was that Osamu Dazai acted like a baby to Ms. Sachiko. It was not the usual kind of drama, but a kind of dependence and intimacy that was naturally revealed.

Somehow Kunikida Doppo had a feeling: Even Osamu Dazai is just an ordinary person, an ordinary person who would act like a baby to his mother.

"But don't act coquettishly to your mother at work and say that you don't want to work!" After listening to Miss Sachiko asking, "Are you doing a good job?", she kept coquettishly saying that she didn't want to work and wanted to be lazy Osamu Dazai, Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear to complain.

Because of Miss Sachiko's arrival, Osamu Dazai simply asked Hypothetical to take her home when she came back suddenly, Fukuzawa Yukichi readily agreed.

"This time, we must pay close attention." Fukuzawa Yukichi said seriously.

Osamu Dazai nodded seriously.

Looking at the backs of the departing mother and son, Kunikida Doppo sighed, "That guy Dazai also has such a side."

"Of course." Edogawa Ranpo on the side held a lollipop in his mouth, and said in an indistinct voice: "Those two people have a very deep bond. For Sachiko and Dazai, each other Your most important person."

Yosano Akiko nodded, remembering the scene when Sachiko died a few years ago, she ran to visit Dazai's house, and said: "When Sachiko died a few years ago, Dazai's appearance was really scary, and it always makes people worry about him. Are you going to die too?"

But later, Osamu Dazai seemed to cheer up again because he received Miss Sachiko's relic.When Yosano Akiko went to visit out of worry, Osamu Dazai smiled and told her what Ms. Sachiko left behind.

"What will tomorrow be like? What kind of people will I meet tomorrow? What kind of things will I understand? What kind of letters will I receive next year?" Osamu Dazai, who had been living his life blankly at that time, was like a little boy. The child laughed and said, "It's really exciting."

Yosano Akiko thought of Dazai Osamu's smile at that time, and couldn't help laughing too.

When Kunikida Doppo came back to work at the Armed Detective Agency the next day, he unexpectedly saw Osamu Dazai already in the office.

He looked in surprise at this guy who was always invisible during working hours, and almost thought that Osamu Dazai had taken the wrong medicine.

"What's that expression on your face?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows and said, "Even I would get up early to go to work."

Kunikida Doppo said with a complicated expression: "I thought that until the day when the world was destroyed, I would not be able to see you at work at the first time."

Osamu Dazai joked, "According to you, today is the end of the world."

Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses with his finger, nodded seriously and said, "I will write the suicide note in advance."

After exchanging a few words with Dazai Osamu, Kunikida Doppo sat down in his seat and prepared to start his own work.

At this time, Yosano Akiko came to her seat with sleepy eyes and yawning, and Osamu Dazai immediately walked towards her.

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency couldn't help turning their eyes to them.

Yosano Akiko, who was sitting on the seat, looked at Dazai Osamu with some doubts, and asked, "What's wrong? Dazai."

"I have something to ask you." Dazai Osamu said.

Yosano Akiko looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What?"

Dazai Osamu said: "Sachiko just came back, and the vacancy of several years may cause her anxiety. If possible, I would like to ask you to chat with Sachiko and help her get familiar with the world again."

Yosano Akiko sighed helplessly, and said, "Seeing your solemn expression, I thought you were going to say something."

The woman wearing the butterfly hair ornament put her face on her hands and said with a smile, "Even if you don't tell me specifically, I will definitely go find Sachiko."

A slight smile appeared on Dazai Osamu's face.

Kunikida Doppo has been a little puzzled since before. Dazai Osamu and Yosano Akiko seem to have a strange sense of familiarity. Now that I think about it, it is probably because they have known each other a long time ago and both of them attach great importance to Ms. Sachiko.

Kunikida Doppo was still thinking about it, but Dazai Osamu's next actions left him with little aftertaste to distract himself.

Osamu Dazai took a step back, stood in the center of the Armed Detective Agency, bowed to them suddenly, and said, "Please take care of my mother from now on."

Kunikida Doppo was so frightened that his eyeballs almost fell out.

In fact, this kind of bowing and saying that you will take care of me in the future is a very common greeting, but this kind of common greeting is like the end of the world when it comes to Osamu Dazai.

Not only him, but everyone else in the Armed Detective Agency was frightened. In the end, they patted Dazai Osamu with Akiko Yosano and said, "You still value Sachiko as much as before."

Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and showed a gentle expression on his face. He nodded and replied, "En."

The other members of the Armed Detective Agency who were frightened also went to pat him, which made Osamu Dazai, who has always been playing tricks on others, look a little embarrassed, after all, he is not very good at dealing with the kindness and tenderness of others.

The time soon came to the afternoon, because of a mission to go out, Osamu Dazai took Atsushi Nakajima out together.Other people in the Armed Detective Agency are also doing their own tasks.Kunikida Doppo was naturally too busy, wishing he could grow eight hands to handle documents.

Just when he was dizzy from being so busy, he suddenly smelled a fragrance.This made Kunikida Doppo raise his head subconsciously, and saw Miss Sachiko standing at the door holding a bento box.

Ms. Sachiko was wearing brand-new clothes that looked like she had just bought them. She was holding an extremely huge lunch box. When she noticed that everyone from the Armed Detective Agency was looking over, Ms. Sachiko laughed a little cautiously.

Kunikida Doppo stood up and asked, "Are you here to find Dazai? He just said that he and Atsushi are on a mission together, and I'm afraid he won't be back until very late."

"I see." Miss Sachiko didn't look surprised, she shook the bento box in her hand and said, "Actually, I'm here to deliver snacks to everyone, I wonder if it will disturb your work?"

Before Kunikida Doppo could justly say that it was working hours and he couldn't eat snacks, Edogawa Ranpo sprinted over.

"Yeah! Dessert!" Edogawa Ranpo raised his hands and cheered like a five or six-year-old child.

Miss Sachiko laughed, and said, "Oh, Mr. Ranpo is still the same as before."

"Of course." Edogawa raised his eyebrows in disorder, and said, "I'm a detective after all."

Is there any connection between this and that?

Kunikida Doppo complained silently in his heart.

But since Edogawa Ranpo was happy to run over to get some snacks, Kunikida Doppo, who respects him very much, couldn't say anything against him. The most important thing is that Ms. Sachiko probably came here on time. It's only a few minutes before it's time to get off work.

Kunikida Doppo and other people in the office took the snacks in the bento box, and even Fukuzawa Yukichi ran out to get a piece.

I have to say, the taste is still very good.Kunikida Doppo, who has been working for at least half a day, feels that his body and mind are immersed in happiness.

Kunikida Doppo noticed that Ranpo Edogawa got it on his mouth while eating snacks, and before he could remind him, Miss Sachiko took out her handkerchief and said, "Oh, look, you got it all over your mouth." Dessert crumbs." While gently wiping the other party's mouth.

At that moment, Kunikida Doppo felt as if he saw the light of the Virgin Mary appearing behind Ms. Sachiko, and he almost shouted: "Mom."

After eating the snacks, Miss Sachiko sat down and chatted with the members of the Armed Detective Agency for a while.Kunikida Doppo could tell that she was not very good at socializing, and she seemed a little reserved when talking to other people.But with a few acquaintances by her side, Miss Sachiko gradually opened up and got acquainted with other members of the Armed Detective Agency.

After chatting for a while, Miss Sachiko was ready to go home.The nearest Yokohama is not safe, Kunikida Doppo thought about it, and offered to send Miss Sachiko home.

Sachiko-san wanted to refuse, but agreed as if she remembered something.

The two walked on the road together, and chatted a lot during the walk, mostly about Dazai Osamu.

Ms. Sachiko was curious about how Osamu Dazai was during her absence, and Kunikida Doppo could understand her feelings, and tried to beautify the wording to tell her.

Although at the end Kunikida Doppo found that he seemed to be complaining about Osamu Dazai in eight out of ten sentences.

Kunikida Doppo coughed dryly and rubbed his temples with a headache.He obviously wanted to say something nice in front of his mother, but Kunikida Doppo couldn't help complaining tiredly when he thought about Dazai Osamu's daily routine of skipping work and flirting with beautiful women, which caused him to receive many complaint calls and so on. stand up.

Seeing Kunikida Doppo's look of lovelessness, Miss Sachiko blinked, and suddenly covered her mouth and let out a "puchi" laugh, she said: "That child has been like this since before, and has caused you a lot of trouble. I'm really sorry."

The other party said so, Kunikida Doppo was too embarrassed to say anything, he scratched his face, and said: "Well, although that guy is always causing trouble, I have to admit that Dazai is very important at critical moments. A reliable companion."

Having said that, Kunikida Doppo looked at Ms. Sachiko and said, "That's it, you don't have to worry so much."

Kunikida Doppo didn't need to think about the reason why Ms. Sachiko came here on purpose today. She must be worried about her son.

Kunikida Doppo didn't ask about specific matters, but vaguely knew through their words that Miss Sachiko seemed to have died a few years ago, and then came back to meet Osamu Dazai again after a few years for some unknown reason.

Kunikida Doppo didn't think she was the type who would easily leave others behind.Just seeing the emotion in Ms. Sachiko's eyes when she looked at Osamu Dazai, she wouldn't think so.

There must have been many complicated things, but no matter what, it is a great thing that the mother and son can be reunited again.

"Thank you, Kunikida-kun." Miss Sachiko said with a smile.

As they walked, they arrived at Dazai Osamu's house. After Kunikida Doppo sent him home, he bid farewell to him and prepared to leave.

But just as he turned around and was about to take the first step home, Miss Sachiko called out to him.

"Wait a minute! Kunikida-kun!"

Kunikida Doppo turned back suspiciously, and asked, "What's wrong, Miss Sachiko."

Miss Sachiko looked at him steadily, then bent down.

The woman with wine-red hair bowed to him in a very standard ninety-degree posture, and she said in a very serious tone: "Thank you very much for your continuous care, and I will trouble you to take care of that child from now on, please .”

Kunikida Doppo recalled Dazai Osamu's words this morning, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: They really are mother and son.

Even if there is no blood relationship, even if the appearance and personality are not similar at all, no one will think that they are not mother and son, at least Kunikida Doppo thinks so.

Thinking of this, the serious Kunikida Doppo couldn't help but also bowed, and he replied: "Don't worry, that guy is still a member of the Armed Detective Agency no matter what."

Kunikida Doppo stared at Ms. Sachiko, and said word by word: "All members of the Armed Detective Agency are important companions."

Miss Sachiko showed a somewhat surprised expression, she smiled as if she was completely relieved: "It's really great."

After saying goodbye to Doppo Kunikida several times, Miss Sachiko took out the key and went home.

Watching Miss Sachiko's leaving back, Kunikida Doppo was silent for a while, then looked at the bushes beside him, and said, "You have a good mother."

With a crackling sound, Dazai Osamu came out from the bushes, he stood beside Kunikida Doppo, and patted the leaves on his body.

Facing Kunikida Doppo's words, Dazai Osamu said proudly, "Of course."

"That's my mother."

Dazai said with a smile on his face.

Looking at the smile on his face, Kunikida Doppo let out a "hum", he pushed his glasses, and couldn't restrain the upward arc of his mouth.

What an enviable guy.

Kunikida Doppo thought so, and suddenly realized something, he said to Osamu Dazai with a dark face, "No, why are you here? Aren't you going out to work with Atsushi?"

"..." Osamu Dazai shifted his gaze guiltily, and when Kunikida Doppo couldn't take it anymore, he made a grimace with a "hey" and quickly ran away.

"You bastard, stop for me!!"

Kunikida Doppo's angry roar lingered for a long time, startling a group of birds.