[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

If you want to live here for three years, it's not good if the relationship is too rigid.

"My name is Chuandu Ruri. I like reading and drawing. I hope I can get along well with everyone in the future."

Although the girl in the front seat used a somewhat indifferent tone, it seemed that her good looks still received warm applause.She herself was a little at a loss, and looked at the man in the bandage.

"Hey, Ruri's boyfriend will come next." Kushida Kikyo suddenly suggested.

Hearing this, there was a lot of sighing in the group of boys.

Ayanokōji could almost hear the boys crying inwardly: "Ah, you have found someone!" "Sure enough, the beauties are not single anymore!" "It's a pity!"... and so on.

What a disaster.

"Me? Okay." The man in the bandage was suddenly caught by the cue, put down the book in his hand very calmly, and got up slowly. "My name is Dazai, Dazai Osamu..."

……

...? ? ?

Osamu Dazai? ? ?

Hey, are you serious?Does anyone really have a name like that?Isn't it a pseudonym or something?Now that parents give their children such names, aren't they afraid that they will be laughed at at school?

But that person has absolutely no sense of shame.Are you used to it?Still don't care at all?

All of a sudden, the heads of the students present were filled with question marks of all sizes.

"It's cold... just stop saying weird things..." In the extremely quiet environment, Ayanokōji even heard a low voice praying from the front seat, Kawato Ruri: "Don't mention suicide...don't mention suicide..."

—What is suicide?Why does self-introduction mention suicide? !

"My hobby is……"

Chuandu Ruri covered her face.

"It's reading~" Dazai Osamu spread his hands, "I also like what Liuli likes to do, that's it, please give me your advice."

"Eh?" Chuandu Liuli looked up at him in surprise.Dazai returned a bright smile.

——It feels like there is a big pot of dog food.

Even Ayanokouji felt a little supportive.

But I still care about it, suicide... what is it?

"Since when did you have such an advanced interest in reading, mackerel?" The orange-haired boy next to Osamu Dazai sneered, "Is it just the kind of book in your hand?"

Ayanokouji unconsciously shifted his gaze to the red book in front of Osamu Dazai's desk.Words such as "full solution" can be vaguely seen.

What kind of research book?

——It can’t be a “full solution” to studying suicide, right? (correct)

"Then the next one is Chuya!" Dazai Osamu excitedly snapped his fingers and passed the ball to the orange-haired boy sitting next to him, not caring the slightest bit of ridicule.

"Huh?" The boy yelled dissatisfied, his eyes were fierce as if he was a gangster, "Me? Introduce yourself, right? My name is Chuya Nakahara, and I'm not interested in making friends with anyone."

It is also a statement that is very in line with the underworld / society / society.

And what's the matter with the same naming style as Osamu Dazai?Is it more popular to use the name of a writer now?Could it be that the mandarin score will improve by leaps and bounds... just kidding.

However, after the impact of Osamu Dazai before, it seems that Chuya Nakahara's name is not so difficult to accept.

"Oh, Chuya, you don't have any friends when you talk like that."

"I told you I'm not interested."

"What an inferiority complex, little dwarf~"

"Can you say that again?!"

Kushida Kikyo is still struggling to save the scene: "Okay, okay, don't force yourself..."

"Yes, yes! It's the turn of the next classmate!" Chuandu Liuli changed her cold tone, clapped her hands eagerly and shouted: "Next, oh, it's your turn."

With pleading eyes, she turned around with a stiff smile, and looked at Ayanokōji.

—Did the ball end up in his hands?

It's tricky.

There is no way, for the next campus life, let's have an exciting self-introduction.Holding such belief, Ayanokouji took a deep breath and stood up.

It feels like with Osamu Dazai, this self-introduction suddenly becomes a disaster.

But it's nice that he didn't make that dangerous "it's a good day to kill yourself" kind of statement.

It's not that he must be required to be a normal student, at least, at least not be treated as a suicidal maniac on the first day, and then locked in the mental health room!

Those present are all the flowers of the motherland, right?

I let out a sigh of relief.What a worrying guy. Dropping out of school at the age of 15 may be the most suitable survival option for him.After all, the pure and innocent environment of school is really too hard for Dazai.Well, hard work in disguise.

No, now is not the time to complain about Dazai, let's listen carefully to the self-introduction at the back table.After all, it was really embarrassing to pass the ball to him suddenly.

But if you don't change the subject, this pair of friends will quarrel endlessly.

"Uh, my name is Ayanokōji Kiyotaka," he seemed to think for a while, "Uh, please give me your advice."

——Slightly, slightly cold.

It seems that he also noticed that the scene was too awkward, and added: "I don't have anything good at it, I will try my best to get along with everyone."

……

Quiet.

What's going on, this person exudes an aura of "don't want to make friends with anyone", even worse than Zhong.

But, we still have to join in!After all, he is the savior!

I clapped my hands first, and gave Dazai a suggestive look.

Dazai accepted the gaze for no reason, then clapped his hands, and cast a suggestive look at Nakaya.

Chuya accepted the look inexplicably, and gave Dazai a blank look in return.

Dazai: What's going on?Why don't you cooperate?

Chuya: Do I know you very well?Why should I cooperate with you?

Dazai: It's with Ruri!

Chuya: Same!

The eyes of the two people clashed, and I, the interpreter, could see the knives flying around.It's really fortunate that this is a school, and these two people can fight at any time.

But Kikyo and Yosuke also thoughtfully took the lead in applauding.

Although the applause was sparse, at least there was no complete silence, right?right!

Keep going, Ayanokōji-san, you really can't make friends like this!

I try to give him a look of encouragement.But he didn't seem to accept it at all, and sat down indifferently.

—Did Dazai understand my eyes in the end?

"Then the next one is..." Yosuke pointed to the boy in the last row.

Bang!

"What's the point of introducing yourself, you think we are all little devils! Let the person who wants to say it!" The boy in the last row has short red hair and looks like a bad guy. One of his feet Kicking on the table, it seems that he was the one who just made the sound.

——You guys are little ghosts.

I looked at him unhappily.It doesn't mean anything else, the one sitting in front of him is Dazai, and it feels like he kicked Dazai by kicking the table.

Zhong also saw it, and he must be applauding in his heart.

"All of you go back to your seats and sit down." Almost at the same time as the bad words were said, a woman in a professional suit walked into the classroom, looking very stable and stern.

"I am the head teacher of Class D, Sae Chabashira, and I am usually responsible for teaching Japanese history. This school will not change classes, so I will be your head teacher for the three years before you graduate. First of all, I will send out the school's information. I believe You have already seen it before entering school..."

No, I haven't read it.

From a distance, it looks like a thin booklet, but when you turn it in your hand, it has quite a lot of pages.

"This school has a special rule, the first is the boarding system..."

I quickly turned to the boarding system, and saw a few paragraphs of very indifferent text.

"Unless there are special circumstances, all contact with off-campus is prohibited."

"Leaving school grounds without permission is strictly prohibited."

……

What kind of weird school is this?Are you planning to isolate yourself from the world?

"But don't worry everyone, there are various facilities on campus, and you can buy all your daily necessities. You need to use the points held in the student ID terminal to buy things."

I frantically opened the student terminal again.

"Everything in this school can be bought with points. The points are automatically transferred on the 1st of every month, and one point is worth 10 yen. Your student ID card has already entered [-] yen for this month. If you want to come, I don't need to explain it again. gone."

I looked at the six-digit number on the terminal in disbelief. Is there really such a generous school?One hundred thousand a month for high school students?Even the port Mafia can't afford this salary.

The students in the classroom made a noise, all of them were shocked by this number.

"Are you shocked by this number? This school measures students by strength, and being able to enter this school shows that you also have corresponding value."

No, it's too much for you to say that... What is your measure of "strength"?academic performance?I didn't even take the entrance exam!

If not academic performance, what is?

It's the problem of the century

What should happen will happen.

On the second night of school, I received a call from Dazai for help.No, to be precise, Chuya and me.

At that time, I was still eating oden supper in Hezhongya's store, and chatting with Zhongye was also very happy.Maybe it's because he wasn't oppressed by Dazai's status as the leader, but this Chuya was very relaxed in chatting with me.

——At least the other one wouldn't say something rebellious (?) like "you should divorce Dazai".

"That's not enough," I picked up a ball, hesitating whether to swallow it in one gulp, "I still like Dazai very much. Although he often gets into trouble, it's still within my acceptable range."

"Then what are you looking for in him?"

"I like everything, Dazai