[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

Picking up the ID cards of the three people, the dates of birth on them made me wonder for the first time whether the calendar on the wall of the hotel had not been changed for several years.

But that calendar looks new.

Zhong also shook his head, expressing his innocence.

"Oh... It's not that I didn't know the current date when I applied for the certificate, so I just made it up, what's the problem? Liuli sauce is so cute, it's okay to go out and say that you are 15 years old~" Dazai didn't have any problems Think there is something wrong.

——If I really look so small, then I suspect you are a copper smelter!

"Then which of you two looks like 16 years old?!" I pointed to my current husband in front of me, "Do you think it looks like an older married young man dressed in a black suit and dressed in bandages?"

"My apparent age has nothing to do with my attire, right?" Dazai pointed at his face, "Such a cute appearance, doesn't it look like a minor?"

"..."

I covered my eyes with one hand, and felt that Osamu Dazai was acting maliciously and cute. I couldn't bear it.

——Although it is kind of cute.

But Chuya looked like he was about to vomit next to him, so he must not show any wavering at this time!

I pointed to Chuya who was about to be disgusted by Dazai again: "What about Chuya?! He doesn't look like 16 years old at all! He's a social person!!!"

"As far as his height of 1.6 meters is concerned, hey, he hasn't grown since he was 15, so there is nothing wrong with him being sixteen."

"What did you say?!" Zhong also waved his fist, "I'm still in the growth period, okay!"

"You're still growing at 22? You're stunted!"

"Huh—?! Sure enough, you want to fight, don't you!"

See, putting a Dazai Osamu and a Nakahara Chuya together will create this kind of chemical reaction that will develop in the direction of fighting after a few words.

"...Wait, wait, Chuya, let's put aside the matter of beating him." I held down Chuya's hand that was about to punch, "You two explain to me first, except for this ID card issue, this--"

I hold up another file on the desk.

"—Why, we still have the admission letter!"

Did you finally feel that the comprehensive cultural quality of the Hong Kong and black people was too low and decided to pursue further studies?

Ah bah, I don't believe it.

Chuuya, you are such a good person

Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Higher Education Institutions are the nation's leading schools that are proud of their 100% admission rate and employment rate.

I don't know how Dazai did it, but the three of us didn't take any exams, so we were admitted.This made me question the school's boasted excellent performance, but it actually admitted three unknown people so easily - and they were three adults who pretended to be tender.

It's too hasty!

Moreover, there are three mafia gangs with a very poor education level.It feels like the myth of their 100% enrollment rate is about to be broken by us.

I, Chuandu Ruri, have the highest level of education. When I was still a geek, I was still a senior in high school, although I was a scumbag.Later, I also studied at the magic academy in another world for a while. Although I finally got rid of my status as a scumbag, the dragon language alchemy rune literature has nothing to do with this course, right?

Dazai Osamu, a man who joined the port Mafia at the age of 15 and became the leader, did not graduate from junior high school.I even suspect that he may not have attended junior high school.

Zhongye in the Central Plains, the human form of Huang Ba spit, became the leader of the "sheep" after he appeared, and later became a Hong Kong gangster cadre.There is no educational experience in the short life history...

——If you think about it this way, the average education level of the members of Hong Kong and Black is worrying. Even the leader does not have a junior high school education.

Thinking of this, I took another look at the former leader of Hong Kong and Black sitting next to me.At this time, we were on a bus going directly to the main gate of the school. Many students in uniforms of the same color were standing or sitting, and the inside of the bus seemed a bit crowded.

At this time Dazai was holding a book and reading it seriously.

If one ignores the strange title of "Comprehensive Explanation of One Hundred Suicide Postures", he still has a bit of a student air.It's really only a little bit...

Classmate Dazai still refuses to remove the bandage on his head, and the person he set up for himself is a poor student who is physically disabled (?) but dedicated to learning (??).

——Except for poverty, I think every word is a slot.

I really didn't expect that the opportunity for Dazai to change out of the black suit would come at such a time...it's hard to describe.The youthful style of the school uniform was worn by him with a feeling similar to that of the last devil boss. I don't know what obsession he has with the coat. He has always refused to wear it properly and insisted on wearing it on his shoulders.

——I'm not saying Dazai isn't handsome now, it's just that he looks like a flamingo mingling with chicks now.

Hey, did I make some weird analogy just now?Forget it is not important.

By the way, they are also wearing coats, so I won’t say anything about Chuya. Why is Dazai’s coat so miraculous that it won’t fall off no matter what he does?Is it sewn on?

In the same way, look at Chuya across the aisle, he still refuses to give up his hat, even if he is wearing a very mismatched wine red school uniform with gold trim, he is still the hat stand that challenges Newton's coffin board.

——What kind of obsession does he have with that broken hat?

It felt like we were out of place with the other students on the bus.These two Hong Kong and black executives do not seem to be serious students.

Although it is true that he is not a serious student.

"Hey, Dazai," I pulled Dazai who was studying the different world version of "Complete Suicide Manual", and whispered in his ear.

Dazai also leaned closer and whispered, "What's wrong? You're not going to give up halfway, are you?"

"Let me tell you, if you want to sneak into this school no matter what..." I paused, "Why do you have to be a student to sneak in?"

"what?"

"Can we mix in as teachers?" People in their 20s pretending to be high school students are really too abstract!Still 16 years old!It's not just a matter of looking old or young!

Temperament, the key temperament!

When Dazai heard what I said, he suddenly turned his head and smiled: "I didn't expect that in Liuli's eyes, I still have the potential to be a teacher?"

"..." I was speechless for a moment.

right.

Let Dazai be a teacher, and it would be easy to mislead his disciples.I'm afraid he'll end up turning the school into a mafia training camp, or a suicide training camp.

Sorry, I was stupid again.

"Ahahaha, don't worry so much," Dazai said, "Obviously Ruri-chan is also looking forward to it~"

"This is not what I was expecting!" I was just expecting "Osamu Dazai's student uniform image"!

I definitely don't want to see Dazai buried in his homework!It's definitely not the appearance of wanting to take the exam!

Absolutely not! ! !

——That being said, I'm still a little bit moved.

"Okay, okay," Dazai patted my head, "Isn't it interesting to experience this kind of life once in a while~"

"..." The word "interesting" is weird coming out of your mouth.I pouted and said nothing.

I am curious about the school with a 100% enrollment rate, what I am curious about the S system in it, and I miss his school days-the school days of the man who dropped out of junior high school are over before they start, okay?Seeing that Dazai's reasoning was getting more and more heinous, I had to agree with their strange infiltration plan.

——Wait, besides students and teachers, other identities can also infiltrate!For example, cleaners, convenience store employees, etc... security guards are also fine!In terms of force value, we still have the ceiling of Hong Kong and black combat power here!

That's right, Dazai led him astray again.

"Well, can you give me a seat?" A sweet female voice interrupted my thoughts of complaining. I looked up and saw a short-haired girl in the uniform of the same school in front of me, who was facing a sitting position across two seats. The boy from the same school who made the bus seat look like a luxurious sofa.

...It feels similar to Dazai.

"This is a special seat for love. I think it's better to let the old woman sit first." The girl said so, and I noticed the old woman with a cane beside her.She seems to be a very enthusiastic girl.

But I don't think...she's the right person to talk to.[-]% is going to fail.

"Oh, pretty girl," the boy really didn't mean to give up his seat, "Although this is a special seat for love, there is no legal obligation to give up your seat, right? Just because I am young, I have to give up my seat? This is simply ridiculous!"

Although I guessed the ending correctly, the way that person spoke was really annoying.The tone is flirtatious and arrogant, are children nowadays so impolite?

I patted Dazai and motioned him to look ahead.

In fact, Dazai has already entered the state of watching a movie. He even quietly typed a string of characters on his mobile phone and showed me with a suppressed smile.

I glanced down, then glanced at Dazai who was holding back his laughter, he was looking at me excitedly with that kind of "isn't that right" eyes.I nodded heavily.

The drama on the other side continues.

"Even if I'm a young man, standing takes more energy than sitting, why do I have to do such a useless and meaningless thing?"

——A complete interest supremacy?This boy is really too much.

"However, I think it can be a social contribution." The girl insisted on convincing him, "And the mother-in-law looks very uncomfortable."

"I'm not interested in social contribution. Besides..." The boy suddenly raised his voice, "Except for me, what about those people sitting in ordinary seats?