[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

Had Zaizhi even tricked Liuli into registering with him at this time? !

Scumbag!

Osamu Dazai, we still underestimated you! !

Now I am sitting face to face with Tuo Si, drinking tea.

If you want to talk about why you obediently came here with him, isn't it because I can't beat him?My only medium for casting spells - the fan I have dealt with is not with me.

So my combat power: zero.

Today is also a magician who has no face.

"Are you going to wait in this wretched place until the matter is over?" I played with my hair boredly, "Give me back the phone anyway, can I promise not to call Dazai?"

"Of course we need to confirm the life and death of those two people." Fyodor sipped his black tea and made a call.

I sigh for the tenth time.

Really boring.From the very beginning, Tosi began to play inexplicable background music, sometimes happy and sometimes sad, the emotional span is too big, right?It made me a little bit schizophrenic.

The guy's taste is outrageous, too.

"Mr. Port Mafia, how is the co-phagia plan going?"

Eat together?

what is that?

Is it what made the president unconscious?

Since Dazai said that I can destroy Tosi's plan, does that mean that a certain magic of mine can restore the president?Combining the few words of Tosi, I speculate that he probably did something, attacking the leaders of the two organizations.

If you and Yosano-san are helpless, then the healing magic that I can only cure broken finger skin is certainly not.

That... a curse?So dispel magic works?

Indeed, dispelling magic is much simpler than healing magic...even now I can cast it.

But how do I escape?

I don't know what was said on the phone. It seems that the plan is not going very well. Tosi's expression is solemn for a moment.But for him, should this be in the calculation?

Look how happy he is smiling.

"...I see. Oh, the bow tie bomb/bomb can be removed by unplugging the blue wire."

Oh, I said where did he get the eyeliner.Emotions are a hard-core threat, and they are disposable items...

This kind of insidious man might explode no matter which thread he pulls, right?

"Next..." He put on a thoughtful pose.

"Then you're going to run away again?" I held my chin in dissatisfaction and glared at him, "You've already taken me away several times, can you find a stable place to hide, if you can't hide it, don't Take me!"

Apparently my opinion didn't affect him.

He resolutely decided to run away again.

——It’s really a mouse, running around.

"Sorry, Ranpo, I failed to kill their leader." Tanizaki Junichiro lay on their car with injuries all over his body, feeling very guilty.

"It's okay, that's normal." Ranpo didn't expect the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters to be assassinated so easily.

At this time, all the combatants of the detective agency were sitting in the compartment of this truck.

"Mr. Dazai...he really betrayed!" Tanizaki Junichiro was really sad when he mentioned this matter, "That is definitely not the Dazai Osamu we know!"

So ruthless, indifferent, unscrupulous.

Luanbu nodded: "It's not that we know Dazai, I mean, he should be the Dazai that Liuli knew in another world."

"what?!"

"I've confirmed that Dazai has woken up in the hospital, but Liuli lost contact for some reason. Therefore, the Dazai you saw in the Ganghei Building is not the Dazai we know."

Hearing this, Tanizaki Junichiro finally breathed a sigh of relief: "That's really great... It's really unbelievable that there will be such a Mr. Dazai."

"That's right. But even the Dazai in the Gang Hei Building shouldn't be too hostile to us."

Dun retorted: "He personally led the team to surround us!"

Tanizaki also disagreed: "Yes, he still wants to threaten me with Naomi!"

"No, if it's really Dazai, we have no chance of leaving the hospital at all. You, Tanizaki, have no chance of escaping either. I think it's more likely... that he released the water." And it's the kind of waterfall.

After closing the door, Osamu Dazai stretched, and said to himself:

"It's all about the reminder, right? It's better to negotiate with another hostage. Anyway, Tanizaki will definitely run away. Alas, it's so difficult to maintain the balance between the two sides. Mr. Mori died long ago with that idiot in Zhongya alone. It's..."

"Next, I'll think about how to make amends with Liuli..."

"In the final analysis, didn't I just shoot myself? I haven't even gotten jealous yet. Liuli joked and joked with that guy. Why do I keep thinking about admitting my mistake?"

"If you want me to say, in order to prevent 'me' from greening me, I should have hit the vital point with one shot at that time... I feel that I will really be greened if it is later!"

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and left the Ganghei Building without looking back.

God knows why he is a cadre of the port Mafia, and now he sneaks away from the secret passage?But the side also proves that his defensive arrangement is so perfect?It will take some time for him to go around.

When he finally passed the side door, he stopped leaving.

"Do you want to be crushed by gravity?" came Chuya's voice suppressing his anger.

Oh well, Zhong Ye is right in disorder?

That - the honest man also wins.

Then he managed to see Nakaya unsuspectingly being led into a novel by Luanpo.

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This scene is truly a classic of the century!

"What, what should I do... Dazai-sama!" Holding this novel loaded with Chuya and Ranpo, the young subordinate was at a loss, seeing Dazai passing by as if he saw the savior, "Dazai-sama! Nakahara-sama I was locked in! What should I do!"

You ask me what to do... I can't really release Chuya, can I?It's basically useless for the Detective Agency after it's released.

Osamu Dazai thought for three seconds.

Got it!

Osamu Dazai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he hammered his right hand hard with his left hand.

Osamu Dazai: I suddenly had a brilliant idea.

Hong Kong and black subordinates:?

How about we are being persecuted?

Just as Mr. Fyodor Dosyetovsky and I were sitting in a coffee shop drinking tea again, Dazai came.

It was the Dazai who married me.

"Hey, Moren," he sat on my right side familiarly, and poured himself a cup of tea, "Liuli sauce, please take care of me~"

I snorted coldly.

After Fyodor saw him, his face darkened a lot.

"what are you planning to do?"

"Do nothing, your plan has nothing to do with me, I just come to my wife to go back."

Then the two of them had piercing smiles on their faces and didn't speak for a long time.

I don't know what these two are looking at each other. If you want to fight, hurry up. I also want to go to the detective agency to see the situation.

So I quietly kicked Osamu Dazai under the table.

Osamu Dazai put his left arm on my shoulder calmly.

The two of them are still communicating at the soul level.In short, it is not an eye contact that humans in this dimension can understand.

So I thought about it and kicked Tuosi.

He gave me a complicated look.

"Forget it, it's all over, and it doesn't matter if Chuandu Liuli participates." It doesn't matter, and you still take me here and there?Liar!

"Then, I wish you success." Dazai took my hand, got up and walked out.

--etc!etc!My cell phone is still in his hand!

——Get it back for me, dog man!

After successfully obtaining my precious mobile phone, Dazai dragged me to the coffee shop opposite.

I really don't know what he wants to do.

He ordered two glasses of fruit juice, and toasted to Tuosi from afar through two layers of window glass.

On the other hand, Tuosi turned around with extreme disgust and rejected Dazai's clink of glasses in the air.

Dazai: OUO I'm so sorry.

If you want to clink glasses with him so much, don't come out!Just sit there and have a long talk with him!Sorry about your size!

"Dazai, you'd better explain it to me," I looked at him grimly, "Why did you come here, what did you do, and why? This is the second time."

"Ahahaha," Dazai's desire to survive was very strong, "It starts with a refreshing morning..."

Let us go back to the beginning of the story, or the familiar river.

Today is also a day for Mr. Chuya Nakahara to work hard.

After work, he comfortably bought a can of cold beer at the convenience store, and walked comfortably on the way home.

Don't ask him where his locomotive is, it's broken.

All the comfort disappeared when he heard the sound of splashing into the water.

Chuya Nakahara, aside from his work, is essentially a very enthusiastic person.Although he is very vicious at work, when not working, he is a traditionally good guy.

At least if you see someone falling into the water, you will definitely go to rescue them.

——However, after saving him, he regretted it.

I am so sorry.

"Hi~ It's Chuya." The voice that deserves to be beaten, the dress that needs to be beaten, and the face that needs to be beaten—that is Osamu Dazai.

I also regret it very much.He would have preferred Osamu Dazai to drown in the river.

"Bastard Dazai! What's the matter with your outfit? Huh? Remember the past?" Nakaya pointed at Osamu Dazai's black suit and mocked: "Or you can't get along in the Armed Detective Agency, and you are going back to the port Mafia to continue. Do you want to be a cadre?"

The Dazai Osamu in front of him was just like the one he was wearing when he was still in Hong Kong four years ago.

Osamu Dazai looked at him blankly: "Chuya, have you been drinking today?" How could you be disrespectful to the leader?Sure enough, he was drinking, right?so brave