[Comprehensive] I'm always doing something

It must be very sad for him to have these things in his heart, right?

And I never said that!

Never said anything!

"Ah la la, Liuli-chan, don't have such a heavy expression! You brought me good news!" Osamu Dazai, who had returned to normal, suddenly smiled evilly, "What are Liuli-chan's plans next?"

"No, I'm going to see if there is a place that is more suitable for falling down." After all, my man is still in another world, and I have to find a way to wear it back.

Ara, when I think about things like jumping off a building, I feel like Dazai.

"What if it fails?"

"..." I choked. After all, I have experienced time-traveling when I fell down twice in my life, but I really can't guarantee that I can go back accurately the third time.

And I didn't understand the principle and law of this traversal at all!

Maybe I should go to Hong Kong Hei Building to have a taste of China?

Let him be my safety belt for falling from a building?

——No, to Chuya in this world, I am probably a stranger.If he wants to attack me, I can't beat him.

Osamu Dazai showed a "sure enough" expression, and made a suggestion with a smile: "Why don't Liuli sauce live in the detective agency first?"

"Eh?"

"what--?"

Wait, who is the voice of "ha" that is close at hand?

I looked around, the coffee shop owner was wiping glasses in the distance, and the waiter didn't see a single one.

Am I hallucinating?

Immediately afterwards, I saw a very horrifying scene!

It reached out in mid-air and grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar!

Ghost, ghost? ?

It's a ghost! ! ! ! ! ! !

Immediately afterwards, Mr. Kunikida, who was in full shape, appeared in front of Osamu Dazai.

I held back the shrill scream that was about to burst out of my throat.

The scene was so sudden and powerful.

I feel like my heart almost stopped.

——What, what is it, Kunikida-san...

"Why did you suddenly appear, Mr. Kunikida!!!" I finally screamed out.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Kawato, Mr. Kunikida is really worried about you, so I decided to ask Mr. Tanizaki to activate "Xiyuki" to sneak down to have a look..."

Immediately after, Atsushi appeared on the seat behind Osamu Dazai, next to him was Junichiro Tanizaki who smiled awkwardly, and the girl from "35 people beheaded".

"Oh, oh, I heard something amazing." A young woman's voice came from behind me. I turned my head and saw a lady with short hair wearing a butterfly hair ornament. On her left was a girl with long black hair and straight hair. , on the right is a blond boy with a straw hat.

—You all heard it!

"Yeah, everything——I heard it!" Ranbu's voice came from a table next to him, and he happily patted the table, "Even Ranbu from another world is excellent!"

Okay, this is a mess.

"Bastard Dazai! What right do you have to say that!" Kunikida-san was still holding onto Dazai and yelling.

"Can't you? This is a high-ranking member of Hong Kong and Black, maybe they know a lot of inside information~"

"You also know that it is a member of Hong Kong gangsters!"

"What does it matter~ Anyway, it's not the Hong Kong gangsters of this world, and—"

Dazai smiled confidently: "The woman I fancy must have something special about her! Only in this way can she be worthy of the handsome me hahahahahaha!"

"..." Kunikida, Mr. Kunikida was about to be defeated by his shamelessness, so he punched him.

"Pain Pain—"

Good punch!

Why is it that Osamu Dazai deserves more beating?

"Dazai is really an idiot." Ranbu who was sitting beside him sighed.

This city is governed by three organizations, day, dusk, and night. To a certain extent, it can be regarded as one of the cities with a fairly stable order in Japan.

The huge flying object that fell three days ago, like a white whale like water, set off a huge wave on the riverside, which once became a popular topic of conversation recently.

But the tide always dies down, and the daily life of the city has not changed much.

This is still the peaceful Yokohama on the surface.

In front of Department Store Street.

"Why am I here to accompany you shopping?" the bandaged geek in a beige trench coat was holding a dozen bags of various sizes in his hands, and cried out plaintively.

"Shopping with your girlfriend, isn't it the basic quality of a boyfriend?" The girls who were opening and looking at the folding fans on the shelf responded without raising their heads: "And aren't you the most idle person in the detective agency?"

"I'm not your boyfriend either..."

"Anyway, they are all 'Dazai Osamu', so they should have the function of shopping and carrying bags?"

"Sorry, I really don't have one."

"Isn't this already done? You can have it if you don't have it. Look, which of these two looks better?" The girl held a folding fan in one hand and raised it in front of Osamu Dazai.

"right."

"Okay! Then all the things to be purchased today have been completed! Thank you for your hard work~" Chuandu Ruri bounced and ran to check out with her new folding fan.

"I hope you say this sentence after I put down everything in my hand..." Osamu Dazai complained weakly, looking at Liuli's happy figure, he still felt like he was in a dream.

"Will I still fall in love with this kind of girl?"

When it comes to shopping, Liuli has never seriously selected any products. She always comes over with a few or a bunch of things and asks Osamu Dazai which one is better.

It is said that it is difficult to choose, but the problem is that the aesthetic span of each choice is too large!

It’s just like the folding fan just now, it’s hard to imagine: the left fan is painted with black and black patterns, just like the line texture of Picasso’s life, while the right is suddenly very normal cute Japanese pattern decoration...

You know how to choose with your knees, right?

But Osamu Dazai had tried it just now, and she had accurately chosen something that the public values ​​considered extremely ugly for several consecutive options, and she still went to check out happily without changing her face.

——If this is acting, it would be terrible.

and……

This guy may really be out of his mind.Osamu Dazai reasoned like this.

This shopping, which was supposed to be done in the morning, was stretched out, and it didn't end until late in the evening.

The reason is that Chuandu Ruri always takes a fancy to some inexplicable things, and then takes pictures very seriously, and time is wasted like this.

For example, there is a super strong clover in the corner, symmetrical leaves on the ground that are eaten by moths, and even a bunch of balloons in the hands of small vendors.

The boss who saw it felt embarrassed and gave her a balloon directly.It is now tied to her hand.

"In a sense, he is also a weirdo." Dazai Osamu muttered. (You are probably least qualified to say this.)

"Mr. Dazai is talking bad about me again?" said the girl dragging the sky blue balloon, "Forget it, I don't want to hear it, I'm going back."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Where did this heavy feeling of powerlessness come from?

Will he really fall in love with this kind of girl who is suspected of being radio-type or natural-type?

But her understanding of creatures like "Osamu Dazai" seems to be very good...

No, no, you can't say that about yourself.

The two walked in silence on the way back, occasionally Liuli would stop to take pictures of strange things.

"...What is it this time?"

"Twigs."

"Anything special?"

"..." Liuli suddenly looked at him with surprised eyes, "Can't you see it?"

Dazai shook his head.

"It shouldn't be, isn't this your favorite type of branch to hang yourself?"

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

click-

As he spoke, Liuli took a picture of Dazai Osamu's expression at this time.

Osamu Dazai: If you put it that way, if you look closely, it really is...

"Hey, Ms. Kawato! Mr. Dazai!" Atsushi and Kyoka walked towards each other and greeted unexpectedly.

"Dun? Work?"

"Yeah, let's do some research nearby... Hey, Mr. Dazai! Why did you suddenly..."

Atsushi was caught off guard by Osamu Dazai hanging up two shopping bags.

Osamu Dazai quickly handed all the bags in his hands to Atsushi, and said solemnly: "I suddenly remembered that I also have something to investigate nearby. I will leave Liulijiang's things to you for the time being. Keep them safe, boy!"

Dun:? ? ?

"What are you looking at, Dun, the people have already run away." Liuli sighed, "It's a shame that he has endured until now."

"what?"

"Can't you see? Osamu Dazai seems to be someone who would carry bags for shopping? But my Dazai does occasionally..."

"That really doesn't look like..."

"But it's really thanks to him that he has endured until now. I thought he would slip away at noon. Isn't it really the same breed of Osamu Dazai?"

"what?"

"Why do you have such a surprised expression? I'm just a little revenge. When talking in the coffee shop yesterday, he obviously found out that you have come down to eavesdrop, right? He pretended not to know, trying to trick me and play tricks The man's heart is really dirty!"

Atsushi Nakajima was obviously even more surprised, the amount of information suddenly became huge, and he said incoherently: "I can't..."

"He must know!" Liuli said firmly, "Osamu Dazai is not so easy to be eavesdropped on! Although it is normal for him to try to trick me, he is just very upset! No matter who Dazai wants to lie to me, I will Very angry! It is because he knows that I know he is lying to me, which is even more angry!"

"No nesting dolls, Ms. Kawato..."

"Forget it, get used to it."

What a bad relationship leads to a bad speech.

Osamu Dazai who has slipped away is hard somewhere