Abilities named Huabei

When I heard the content of the mission, my complexion definitely didn't improve for a while.Although catching undercover agents is much better than the more difficult tasks before, and if I really do this, maybe Mr. Mori will give me a paid vacation when he is happy.

But dressing Mr. Undercover as a woman....I think my fame may be lost on this.After all, I'm still a thin-skinned person, and I can't do this kind of thing in an aboveboard manner.

Um, so it’s better to do it in secret after being knocked out and sneaky. Anyway, it’s fine to put it on forcibly and then take it off. Mr. Undercover definitely doesn’t want this matter to be known by others, so I know this matter. I don't believe he can say it by himself.

"What's the matter? Your complexion doesn't seem very good."

Oda Saku-kun who was sitting next to me could see it very clearly. I shook my head hastily. In order to cover up my panic, I quickly picked up the cup on the table and drank it down. Then I started coughing crazily.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough..."

"Huabei-kun took the wrong one, that's my wine." Osamu Dazai shook his head, but a smirk flashed across his face, which was quickly caught by me.

"You let it in here! The water in my place is obviously water! Cough cough cough cough..." I was coughing, and Oda Sakunosuke handed me a tissue and patted it intimately Pat me on the back.

"But there is no evidence, maybe it was placed relatively close, so it was taken by mistake?" Osamu Dazai shrugged, looking completely insincere.

"Hmph." I didn't argue too much, and lay down on the table angrily.

"Hey, let me tell you! There was a gunfight over there today!" Probably feeling that the atmosphere was a little cold, Osamu Dazai took the initiative to speak,

"A young gang of criminals armed themselves with a cloth van with a machine gun, and a fight broke out on Warehouse Row!"

"That's really powerful equipment." Oda Sakunosuke agreed with great face.

"So that's how your injuries came about." I looked up and down, and there were indeed several bandages on this guy.

"No, I went to the toilet in the middle of the fight, fell into the gutter on the way back, and was injured." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"You didn't drown in the toilet." I shrugged. Only Osamu Dazai could do such a thing.

"No, it's so dirty," Osamu Dazai lay down on the table a little bored, playing with the ice cubes floating up and down in the wine glass helplessly,

"After laying a trap for a while, they ran away crying. They are really a group of cheap existences that are as unnoticed as fifty cents."

My heart moved slightly, but there was still no expression on my face, I just took the plain water glass and took a sip of the warm water.

"Thanks to this gift, I didn't die—is there such an easy way to die!!" Osamu Dazai said dejectedly.

"No?"

"Is there?"

Oda Sakunosuke and I spoke at the same time, and bumped into each other subtly.

"Huabei-kun, do you know of an easy way to die?!" Dazai Osamu looked at me with interest, but I was stunned for a moment, and then looked into my cup with a heavy expression on my face.

"Yes, but it should not be very useful to Osamu Dazai, so let's not talk about it."

"Don't be like this~ Since you have such a method, you should share it! What's the point of being secretive?"

"I just like to see what you want but can't get." I said confidently.

"..." Oda Sakunosuke fell silent.

"Speaking of which, people are both afraid of death and deeply attracted by death. In cities and in literary works, death has been continuously consumed and cannot be converted into anything. So it is only this one death. That is What about my wish?" Osamu Dazai sighed, and the expression on his face gradually became serious.

Dazai Osamu's light brown eyes looked at me and Sakunosuke Oda gently, the latter still didn't speak, Oda Sakunosuke has always been a very good listener, most of the time he would choose to listen silently, so It will be very comfortable to get along with him.

I think this is probably one of the reasons why Odasaku and Dazai became friends.

"No, I don't think it's good to die at all, I can't even eat pineapple buns." I shook my head, with a rare serious tone.

"Although death is indeed a kind of relief. But generally, people who say such things still have memories of this life."

The wind chimes sounded again, and the cat that was lying on the seat next to Osamu Dazai jumped down. I was slightly taken aback when I saw this scene, and suddenly remembered that when Oda Tsukuru and I came, this cat seemed to give way on its own initiative. .

"I'm sorry, teacher." Osamu Dazai looked at the cat that jumped to the ground, and said this gently.

"It's a very psychic cat. It ran down by itself when it heard the wind chime." I clasped my hands together and looked at the cute raccoon cat with great interest, but my mind was thinking about other things.

Speaking of which, the Huabei system issued a new task just now, which means that something bad is about to happen.On the surface, the Huabei task is just an ordinary system, but in fact it also has the function of predicting future development, and this [future development] will only appear if it is related to me.It seems that this undercover agent must be extraordinary.

"It's rare to see you all here. And Huabei-kun—you don't have to pay attention to what Osamu Dazai said just now. It's more appropriate to hit him from the back of the head with an iron hammer."

The person who spoke was Ango Sakaguchi. He walked over slowly with a shoulder bag, sat down beside me, and put the bag on his lap.

"Ango!" Osamu Dazai's eyes widened slightly, and the emotion called "happy" was rarely mixed in his tone.

"I'm driving today, please bring me a glass of tomato juice." Ango Sakaguchi ignored Dazai Osamu, but said to the boss.

"Long time no see, you've been busy recently?" Dazai started talking with great interest, although there were two people separated, it didn't affect the communication at all.

"Today is very unlucky. I wasted a lot of time on the purchase of smuggled goods. I didn't stop until eight o'clock, and finally I only got such an antique watch. In this way, 70.00% of the transaction volume of this quarter has been completed. [-]. "

Ango Sakaguchi seemed to be in a bad mood. He opened the bag in his hand, and I looked inside curiously. There was only an umbrella wrapped in plastic paper and an antique watch.

"Speaking of which, we haven't had a drink together in this bar for a long time. I don't know when was the last time we had a drink together." Dazai Osamu suddenly said with emotion,

"I've heard me or Ango-kun complaining all the time, but I seldom hear Hanaba-kun and Oda-saku talking about their work."

"Don't take me with you, I'm here for the first time, and minors can't come to the bar often." I looked at Odasaku and said.

"Well, it would be embarrassing to deliberately ignore someone at this time, and Huabei-kun should just pretend to be yourself. This way, you can join the conversation happily." Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"That's right, that's fine." I nodded seriously.

"Wouldn't it be boring for a low-level job like mine?" Oda Sakunosuke smiled, but he didn't take it seriously.

"It's boring, I think it's very interesting!" I vetoed it,

"It's like dismantling duds/bombs, mediating disputes, etc. It's much more interesting than fighting and killing?"

"Huabei-kun, why do you know so clearly?" Sakaguchi Ango seemed a little surprised.

"I just went to play with Oda Saku today, otherwise how could I find this place." I said.

"Oh? You went to play with Oda, which means that your mission has been completed." Osamu Dazai said thoughtfully,

"I remember that your task this time seems to be very tricky, and you have to capture them all alive. I didn't expect you to have completed them all?"

I choked for a moment, cursing in my heart which pot should not be opened and which pot should be lifted, but Oda Sakunosuke-kun on the side has already answered for me,

"Yes, he came to me after completing his mission. I didn't believe it at first, but later he took me to have a look. It is indeed the case."

"Huabei-kun, you are very powerful." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses with a complex expression, "Maybe I don't understand, since you are so good, you can kick Dazai and become a cadre, but you don't seem to be interested .”

"Isn't it good to say this in front of the person involved?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

"Hahahahaha, it's better. There must be more tasks to be a cadre. I still hope that life can be more leisurely." I rubbed the back of my head, and the smile on my face was a little stiff.

If I could, I wouldn't even want to come to the Port Mafia. I had a great time in the Imperial Capital. If it wasn't for the Scarlet Letter mission, who would want to come here to enjoy the cool breeze...