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How can you do such a thing?

Itachi Uchiha sneered, but didn't show his face at all, he nodded and said: "Then I will definitely seek justice for you...then you can live well."

Nanaya Hotaru stood up and ran to Uchiha Itachi in three or two steps, patted his arm, and said with disgust: "How is it possible, if you do this, my life will definitely be more difficult. It was originally made things difficult on the face, and then It must have come under the turbulent tide, maybe one day the window was opened when I was sleeping, and then I got sick and died without any medicine."

Uchiha Itachi twitched his brows, "It makes sense. If I grew up in that environment, I should have known about self-cultivation and family, so even if the things in the house are too trivial, I wouldn't be ignorant. Then think If I want to help you, I should find an opportunity to meet your boss later, praise you a few words, imply that you have a name with me, and then look for opportunities to talk to you when you go to work from time to time... That's it ?"

"I think it's okay! Uchiha-kun is the smartest~~~" Nana Yeying said with a smile, and then deduced, "In this way, even if I just sweep the girl, the people in the yard will definitely not dare to bully me, say Maybe you will still flatter me... By the way, you still have to let your personal servant girl, servant and wet nurse all take care of me."

"Well, I will." Uchiha Itachi thought deeply, "And isn't it said that there are rules for the servants who can serve according to their identities? I can also change the person next to me and put you next to me, so that you You don't have to work hard, you can rest and read in my room when I go to class, and whatever you want to do can be done in my name."

Qiye Ying felt very refreshed when she heard it, but soon she recovered.

Which Zhai Douwen is so easy?

"It shouldn't be that simple. If you are only five or six years old, there must be people around you who are sent by your parents and grandparents to look after you, so if you are too nice to me, they will think that you are being fooled by a little girl." Well, even if you won't sell me outright for the sake of your face, you won't make me feel better in private. So you can't give me too much preferential treatment, or I will be miserable."

Itachi Uchiha paused, and said helplessly, "Okay, then I'll take care of you secretly."

Qiyeying was satisfied, and felt that this was a serious house fight, "As for me, after I came to serve in the most popular eldest son's house in the house, sparrows flew on the branches, and the basic quality of life must be guaranteed... By the way, I still have to learn how to serve people, if I can't do it well, you can only punish me for copying books and not for anything else."

Facing the widened eyes of Nanaya Hotaru, Uchiha Itachi had no other thoughts except smiling and nodding.

"And during the night watch, it seems that the maids are resting on the footsteps beside the bed... Hmph, you slept well on the big bed, and I can only curl up underneath like a dumpling!"

"When everyone is gone, you can sleep on the bed, and I will sleep on the pedal." Uchiha Itachi said quickly.

Nanaya Hotaru laughed happily twice, then calmed down, and gave Uchiha Itachi another look, "You are OOC, men in ancient times didn't pay much attention to women, and you are still a young master, let alone If you put a slave in your eyes, it's almost enough to take care of her, how could it be so good?"

Uchiha Itachi gradually became a little stunned, but he didn't show it at all, he just said: "Didn't you say that you acted in your true colors? Haven't I always been like this?"

Qiye Ying retorted habitually, "Why, why didn't I know that I slept in your bed?"

After saying that, Nana Yingying felt that she had overdone it, and hurriedly went back to make amends, "And when they bullied me at the ninja school, you didn't help me to bully me back!"

Ha, have you remembered it until now?

Itachi Uchiha recalled how many years ago Hotaru was bullied when she was in ninja school, and it was only afterward that she remembered it. Indeed, this girl has always held grudges.

But this matter can't be found on him, "You seem to have forgotten, and then you splashed green dye on them, I bought the dye, and I made the trap, man..." Uchiha Itachi looked Gazing at Qiye Ying, "I used the transformation technique to look like you to attract you. You said at the time that you were afraid that your acting skills would be discovered."

"Yes, is it?" Qiye Ying tilted her body in embarrassment, hugging his arm and shaking, "But I clearly remember that I set the trap? I can still feel the pleasure of revenge. Remember..."

Uchiha Itachi smiled, "Okay, okay, you made it, you worked so hard to move the materials for making the trap."

Qiyeying didn't want to talk to him anymore.

"Cough... Anyway, under the ancient background, you definitely won't be too kind to me, but with you as my backer, I can live smoothly in the house, and no one dares to snatch the rewards I get on weekdays, monthly bills, etc., so I I just saved more than 100 taels of silver and I can start a business! The heroine of Zhai Douwen must be able to do business!"

Uchiha Itachi just asked calmly this time, "Then do you know how to do business?"

Qiyeying hit his shoulder with her forehead.

"But doing business is too much work! So I definitely won't do it! In ancient times, husbands and wives were valued. Although women's status is low, as long as men work hard outside, women only need to stay in the back house. Just sit back and relax—of course, this is why there are so many house fights, all of which are free. So if I want to live a stable and wealthy life, the best way out is to become a roommate."

Itachi Uchiha lowered his eyelashes, but smiled and said: "In the situation where you can choose any woman with three wives and four concubines, if you are so passive and sabotage, the roommate may not be able to do it."

Qiye Ying raised her eyebrows immediately, "You just said you would treat me well!"

"Well, but you also said just now that I can't be too nice to you." The old god Uchiha Itachi said, "So according to normal logic, compared to those maids who are dedicated to self-improvement and are proficient in multiple crafts, you There is no competitiveness at all. The elders will not choose you as the eldest son of the family."

Qiyeying got angry, "No, I've been there for so many years and I'm sure I'm already at home, and if you have acquaintances since childhood, you will definitely choose me!"

"It's like a fish in water..." Itachi Uchiha suddenly felt that the life in the ancient backyard that Hotaru Nanaya told him before was probably all fake, or that she had lost her self-knowledge intermittently.

But forget it, it's not true.

Itachi Uchiha thought about it, and said, "And don't you usually choose a family to have children? From my point of view, there are family members as..."

"You're so annoying, are you going to choose me or not?!" Qiye Ying pursed her mouth and began to shed tears as she spoke.

Uchiha Itachi accepted it as soon as it was good, "Choose, why not choose? Okay, now the storyline of "House Gate" has developed to the point that you have been successfully selected as the housekeeper of the eldest son of this family, and your treatment and status have become higher. That's great. The next step is to upgrade to Auntie... right? Or something?"

Nanaya Hotaru stared at Uchiha Itachi for a while, and then unwillingly bumped into his shoulder again, and said angrily: "It depends on the identity of this family, if it is a prince's family... well I will I don’t know too well, even if it’s a sham, it’s the girl in the room—the concubine—the concubine—the wife. Such an upgrade route.”

Uchiha Itachi nodded thoughtfully, "So your upgrade depends on me? Then I will upgrade you to a level every once in a while... It doesn't work, you should first exclude the intervention of the elders, at that time people are very Do you value filial piety? You don’t have the ability to please..."

"What did you say?" Qiyeying's low voice came coldly.

Uchiha Itachi changed his tone calmly, "You don't need to please my elders, I will find a way to find a reason to upgrade you. For example, if I am sick, you have meritorious service... Is that what you say? Well, Because of meritorious service, I was promoted to become a concubine."

Qiyeying thought about what he said, and thought: "At that time, you were about fifteen or sixteen, right? Everyone got married and had children around this time, so you have to get ready to get engaged. Your mother probably wouldn't let you stay here The one who promotes me to be a concubine at some time, the rich family is the most respectful of rules."

... Can you not randomly add settings at any time?

Uchiha Itachi was a little helpless, so he had to say: "It's okay, I can convince her."

Although I don't know how to persuade...but I don't really want to go, just talk about it.

Sure enough, Qiyeying didn't take it seriously, instead she happily said a lot of obedient words, and then said: "Then I will have a maid as a concubine, and I will definitely let the maid to collect information, so I will know that you are getting engaged ! As a self-motivated heroine, I will definitely find a way to postpone this matter as much as possible.”

Qiyeying thought very seriously, "It's definitely not good to blow your pillow. A woman's jealousy is a deduction item, so I will use the old trick to pretend to be pitiful and retreat to advance. You have soft ears, so I must say housewife After entering the door, my life will be difficult, and you can't bear it, so you put off the matter on the grounds of taking the imperial examination! If Uchiha-kun is so smart, he must have won the exam at the age of fifteen or sixteen, and you have to prepare for the exam."

Itachi Uchiha laughed, "Okay, I'll postpone the marriage on the grounds that I want to go home with the number one exam."

Qiye Ying was first happy and then worried, "Then what if you are so outstanding that the emperor values ​​you and wants to marry the princess to you? I might be killed by then..."

"Nonsense, no, I can refuse."

"That's the emperor, why refuse..."

"Anyway, there is a way, so don't worry about it."

"Okay! Then you won the first prize... It's been a few years, then I can almost stop the contraceptive method and start preparing for pregnancy. The heroine of Zhai Douwen will definitely give birth to twins!"

Uchiha Itachi was silent for a long time this time, but it was not long enough to be noticed by Nanaya Hotaru, "Well, it took about a year to get married in ancient times. When the housewife came in, the twins had already been born. Using the merit of continuing the bloodline can also raise you to a higher level, and then you will be an aunt."

Qiye Ying put on a serious expression in response to the situation, "As the saying goes, being a mother is strong. Even if it is for a pair of children to get rid of their status as concubines, I will work hard. Then my enemy will be your wife."

"Assassination?" Uchiha Itachi thought of the most convenient way to eradicate the enemy.

Hotaru Nanaya paused, then turned to look at Itachi Uchiha.

Uchiha Itachi looked back puzzledly, "Can't you assassinate? As long as you don't get discovered?"

Qiyeying's eyes became strange.

Uchiha Itachi became more and more confused, and even blinked a little faster.

It took a long time for Qiyeying to accuse her heartbrokenly: "She is your wife, do you still have a conscience!"

Uchiha Itachi:? ? ? ?

Qiyeying got excited, "Let me tell you that you are really going too far, the internal fighting in the back house is a woman's business, what are you doing as a man to intervene, and assassinate? That's not a house fighting, but a murder! How can you do this ?!"

Uchiha Itachi:? ? ? ?

"Even in ancient times, I couldn't talk about democracy, freedom, equality, and human rights, but I wouldn't do murder, let alone the other party didn't do any bad things. I only planned to lower the bottom line a little, but I didn't think about having no bottom line." !"

Hotaru Nanaya looked at the dazed Uchiha Itachi with regret, and sighed forcefully while staring.

If the smugness in her eyes can be less, Uchiha Itachi still wants to let her go.

"Then if I don't help you, you won't be able to level up."

"Be more sensible, Uchiha-kun. What Zakutouwen sees is fighting and then winning. The man is just a background board. If it plays too much role and is too partial to one side, it will not look good!"

Uchiha·Background·Itachi: "Nanayo-san, have you forgotten that I was the one who worked hard for your promotion to the auntie?"

Hotaru Nana blinked, took out the handkerchief from Uchiha Itachi's pocket where he usually put the handkerchief, threw it away and began to fake cry, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooish it Thank you for your hard work, this is what you deserve, now that there are new people, the old ones will become an eyesore..."

Uchiha Itachi turned his head and shrugged his shoulders slightly.

Qiyeying pulled his finger while pretending to cry, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"No..." Uchiha Itachi couldn't help laughing, and turned his head, "Nanaya-san, aren't you writing a novel? Why do you have to act temporarily?"

Oh yes.

Qiyeying couldn't refute, so she could only snort embarrassingly, spread her handkerchief on her knees, and slowly folded the thousand paper cranes, "Okay, let's do it all over again. Anyway, assassination is not allowed! Who knows how to assassinate Zhaidou!? I must have used the eye drops of the house girl to plant and frame those methods to make the madam separate from you, and then make her a background board with only one official wife."

Two background panels...

Uchiha Itachi thought to himself that a new "enemy" had to come out, otherwise Hotaru Nanaya would have to fight wits with the air next.