Today is also a day to exploit system loopholes

The ladies from the family who had been watching secretly, after hearing what Li Chaoru said, felt like they had seen a ghost, and they were about to explode!

Who in the high society in the capital doesn't know that Li Chaoru likes the crown prince to death?

Now that she is so close to Prime Minister Qin, is this the rhythm of a replacement?

If there were newspapers in ancient times, Qin Suxi thought that the title of the newspaper should be like this...

shock!The daughter of a high-ranking official actually moved on, and the puppet prince was suspected of being abandoned!Is this a loss of morality, or a distortion of human nature? !

"Now that everyone is here, let's start."

The prince sat on the first seat, seemingly unresponsive again.He calmly ordered his servants: "Prepare flowers and beat the drums."

It's just that for some reason, his voice... seems too cold.

When the servants of Baishuang Garden heard the words, they immediately carried a big drum to the center, and the scene immediately fell silent.

At first glance, the muscles of the drummer's arms looked much stronger than that of a human being. It should be because he has been in this industry for a long time.He took out a black ribbon from under the drum stand, and tied it between his eyes, blocking all sight.

After confirming that he really couldn't see, the drummer picked up the stick and said "Boom!" "Boom"!After a few beats, the sonorous and powerful drums immediately resounded through the audience!

The moment the drum beat, the servants waiting on the other side randomly threw the flower balls they had prepared on a table at the same time!

The owner of the table hurriedly picked up the ball and passed it to the other person next to him.

Although they all come to participate in the poetry meeting, there are only a small number of families who let their women learn poetry and songs, and more of them are literate. It is good to know "Nvjie" and "Internal Training".

From the speed of throwing the ball, it can be seen who are good at poetry and songs, and who are good at dance music embroidery.

After all, the questions for Drumming and Passing Flowers are all drawn on the spot, and there is no way to fake it.But if they are drawn and they can't answer... that would be embarrassing.

In the final analysis, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry, wine and camellia are actually nothing more than their own strengths.

Not wanting to be ashamed, he took the flower ball as a hot potato and was in a hurry to get rid of it.Those who wanted to express themselves took it over without haste, hoping that the drumbeat would stop there.

It's a pity that the right time, the right place, and the harmony of people are all indispensable.If the drumbeat doesn't stop, they have nothing to do.

Soon, the bouquet was passed to Li Chaoru.

Only then did Qin Suxi realize that he had really underestimated how shameless Li Chaoru was!Now, he can be regarded as knowing how Li Chaoru's title of "talented woman" spread in this restrained era.

That guy actually kept holding the ball in his hands, without any intention of passing it to others!

Even if she wants to show it in front of her prince brother, it's too obvious!

Not long after, Li Chaoru played with the flower ball for a while, and the drum stopped.The servant in Baishuang Garden twitched the corners of his mouth, and brought up the sealed question cage as usual, asking her to draw the questions.

Inside the cage are peonies made of silk cloth.And the rice paper with the title on it is hidden under the petals.

Li Chaoru randomly pulled out a silk flower, and skillfully pulled out a note from the petals.She didn't even take a look at it first, so she handed the note directly to the servant holding the question cage, and asked him to announce the question directly.

The servant took the note, opened it, glanced at it, and then read aloud: "The title of this poem is: Rain."

After the topic is announced, it's time to write a poem.To be honest, this question was not difficult, but the court immediately fell silent.

Even at this moment, she was the real focus of everyone's eyes, but that person didn't raise his head to look at her more.Li Chaoru thought for a while, then suddenly looked at Qin Suxi and smiled!There was a sense of teasing in that smile for no reason.

Anyway, I have to gamble, so why not play it big!

Qin Suxi, who felt the danger:? !

"System, what should I do, I suddenly feel a little scared..."

Before the system had time to deal with Qin Suxi, Li Chaoru had already started her performance.

She looked at Qin Suxi with a smile, and said slowly: "When you watch the rain pouring down like a pillar, it's like seeing Qin Qing's light shirt wet. I heard the rain hit the banana leaves in the past, when I heard the king say goodbye."

The poem is very short, even shorter than Qin Suxi's '10 Minutes'.But the moment Li Chaoru read it out, almost half of the people around were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped!

Of course, there are people who haven't heard it yet.

such as……

Qin Suxi looked bewildered.

The servant holding the question cage blushed and said, "Miss Li, this... this is not very good..."

But Li Chaoru didn't want any face now, and raised his eyebrows to retort: ​​"The title is rain, and my poem has all the sounds, shapes and appearances, so what's inappropriate?"

After finishing speaking, she blatantly handed the silk flower in her hand to Qin Suxi, and said with a bright smile: "Brother Suxi... what I wrote for you is not just a Tibetan poem."

After all, Qin Suxi is a modern person, and his reaction was one step slower than others.After being reminded by Li Chaoru, he thought about it for a long time before he came back to his senses. The poem he read just now... so frankly it seems to be colorful!

Simply translated, the meaning of the first half of the poem is: It rained heavily in the morning, and then his clothes were wet.

But this word is used very ambiguously...

After all, when he saw the rain, he imagined his clothes were wet.Or after it rained, did Li Chaoru see that his clothes were wet?

But no matter which one it is, it seems very wretched!

There is also the second half of the sentence, which sounds even more obscene!

They were already lying down and ready to go to bed, but the rain was still falling.And in the middle of the night, why did he want to meet Li Chao next time as promised? !

Qin Suxi thought about it carefully, this poem only wrote morning and night, what happened in the middle period?It's over, it seems to be more intriguing...

The silk flower that was forcibly pushed into his hand became extremely hot.Although the poetry meeting was still going on, the atmosphere felt awkward and confusing.

Qin Suxi couldn't help but subconsciously shrunk away from Li Chaoru silently, but suddenly found that he was too close to the black-faced prince.

So he didn't dare to move.

I could only tug on Li Chaoru's sleeve, and then growled in a low voice: "Li Chaoru, are you crazy? What are you trying to do? Even if you want to like me now, but you write obscene poems in public like this, let me It's also very difficult."

Li Chaoru: ...

Fuck you for throwing away the darkness and turning to the light, f*ck for your liking!

"If I like you, then I'm really crazy!"

Li Chaoru also lowered his voice, and said contemptuously to Qin Suxi.

Qin Suxi: ...

"Then why do you use me to write yellow poems?!"

Li Chaoru said: "I just want to be angry with that idiot Jin Queru, who knew you would believe it!"

Then, she unnaturally picked up the teacup on the table, took a sip, and argued with a blushing face, "Besides, when did I write yellow poems?"

"I didn't say in my poem that those things happened at the same time, let alone that Qin Qing and Jun are one person. Your own thoughts are muddy, what does it matter to me?"

Qin Suxi: ...

He was speechless?

At the end of the day, Qin Suxi watched her put down the teacup, and suddenly said: "...This is my table."

Because even writing yellow poems failed to arouse Jin Queru's emotions too much. On the contrary, Li Chaoru, who was irascible, said impatiently, "Isn't it just to borrow your desk for a while? Don't be so stingy, okay?"

Qin Suxi paused, and then said another sentence.

"So, the teacup you took just now... is also mine. Besides, I have also drank that cup of tea."

Li Chaoru: ...

Changes in thinking often only happen in an instant.

It was as if less than ten seconds had passed, and Qin Suxi had completely believed it and accepted the fact that Li Chaoru really did not empathize with him to like him.

because……

That bastard actually has the ability to spit the tea she had already drank back into the cup again!

She was the one who wanted to drink his tea, and she drank it all, but she still vomited it back!How much does this guy hate him?Qin Suxi was so angry that he wanted to fight Li Chaoru!

And in fact, he did.

The two of them are like elementary school students, when everyone is concentrating on playing drums and passing flowers, they start to fight under the table thinking that no one else can see them!And this scene fell in the eyes of other people who had been secretly observing, as if they were flirting.

For a while, many inexplicable eyes turned to the prince.

Probably because he was jealous that he could dye his hair green without money.

After pinching each other under the table for a long time, neither of them could decide the winner.You grab me, I hold you down, no one wants to let go first.

On the contrary, the surrounding environment...

Why do you feel more and more quiet?

Qin Suxi looked up and realized that everyone had been looking at the two of them since they didn't know when.And on the table, a flower ball that should have been taken away by the attendant suddenly appeared here.

Qin Suxi: ...

Li Chaoru: ...

So...the two of them were so busy fighting, they didn't even notice when the bouquet was passed?

giao!

The attendant who was in charge of holding the cage came again helplessly, and looked at them with some embarrassment.

The flower ball is now on the table, but there should be only one person sitting on the table, but now there are two people sitting on it.Then who should he ask to draw questions?

"Two..."

The attendant carefully asked: "Then who do you plan to answer this round?"

"I!"

"I!"

Li Chaoru and Qin Suxi yelled this word almost in unison!

The former was because he felt that he might not have performed well just now, and his acting skills were too poor, so Jin Queru remained so indifferent.

So, she has to play well again!

The author has something to say

The poem is made up by the sand sculpture author himself.

I know I'm stupid, but if you say I'm stupid, I'll cry for you

() ← (traditional smile)

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