Master tutoring class

[Shi Mingda's new course - the method of destroying the image task.

Although Shi Mingda is not around, his philosophy is always there. ]

The good master exchange group issued another announcement today, Shi Mingda only said a few words in twos and threes, which made the masters look confused.He left after posting, I don't know if he was busy.

"Asuka Sect called Master Tanyu, asking for an answer."

"Da Yuzong, please talk about Master Yu coming out of the mountain to clear up doubts."

"Wan Zong +1"

Early in the morning, An Heyi's jade badge was indelible for a long time, and after entering the communication group to check, he found 99 Aites and swiped a few pages in a row.

An Heyi glanced at it, ignorant.But there were still 99 masters waiting, so I had to think carefully.

"Tan Yu boldly guessed that the task of destroying the image was to embarrass the apprentice, so that he avoided the master by himself, so as not to think of the scene of destroying his image."

"Oh oh oh, I didn't destroy it, but I scared the master to death."

"Destroy the image of the apprentice, that's easy to say."

An Heyi has a lot of experience in the task of destroying the image, and most of these experiences come from his former master.

It was tacitly shared with An Heyi that there were also masters and elders from other peaks of the Yuansheng Sect.Everyone inherited the bad taste of the previous generation, and they all drove the disciples to the back mountain.

The sky is clear and bright, and the grass is green.

After receiving the notification from An Heyi, the three of Wen Xiuyuan arrived at the back mountain, where many disciples were already standing.

"Brother Wen, good morning."

The disciple who greeted him was the disciple who had previously caught the spirit beast with Wen Xiuyuan.Because Wen Xiuyuan led them out of the barrier and exposed the masters' attire, the disciples were all impressed by him.

As soon as he came, disciples from other peaks came to say hello one after another.

"Morning, what is this for?" Wen Xiuyuan asked the closest disciple.

"Catching chickens in the back mountain. It's similar to catching spirit beasts, except that the flying chickens in the back mountain of our Yuansheng sect can not only fly, but also bring people to beat people. It's very fierce." The disciple shook his head with a bitter expression on his face. Mutually.

"Is the meat fresh?" A chicken that can run like this must have a lot of meat.

"Fresh! I heard from senior brother that it's delicious, but I haven't eaten it yet." The disciple on the opposite side scratched his head embarrassingly.

"Go!" Wen Xiuyuan clapped his hands and walked towards the back mountain.

After the management recorded their names at the barrier entrance of the back mountain, they let them in one by one.As soon as he entered the back mountain, a smell of chicken feathers wafted over with the wind, Nie Zijin wrinkled his nose, and fanned his hand quickly.

Wen Xiuyuan removed the cloth strip tied around his wrist, poured some tea into it and tied it under his nose.

Nie Zijin naturally followed Wen Xiuyuan. He thought that Qiao Xu would leave, but unexpectedly he also followed Wen Xiuyuan without saying a word.

The surroundings were quiet, except for the gnats that kept screaming. Wen Xiuyuan stepped on the grass and walked straight forward, without any thought of being cautious.

"Brother Wen, the situation here doesn't seem quite right." Nie Zijin listened for a long time with his ears sideways, but the surroundings were too quiet.

Hearing what Nie Zijin said, Qiao Xu also looked around. The surrounding vegetation was lush, and he didn't hear anything except the occasional chirping of insects.There is no abnormality in the release of spiritual consciousness.

"Interesting", Wen Xiuyuan chuckled and stopped.

Seeing Wen Xiuyuan stop, the fan in Nie Zijin's hand closed and turned into a long box. Wen Xiuyuan noticed in a soft voice that the box was full of silver needles.

Wen Xiuyuan looked at him in surprise, with admiration in his eyes.

Nie Zijin was stunned when Wen Xiuyuan looked over, inexplicably feeling that Wen Xiuyuan looked a bit like the great elder of their sect.Every time he improved his martial arts, he looked at him with such eyes.

"If you can't fight, just slip away, learn how to escape," Wen Xiuyuan turned his head and said to Qiao Xu.

"Um"

Just as Qiao Xu responded, the grass on all sides moved suddenly, and the sword sounded "Zheng" next to his ear.

In the blink of an eye, dozens of big flying chickens with wings jumped out of the grass and kicked towards them.

With a swipe of the sword in Qiao Xu's hand, the flying chicken flew up quickly, raised its foot and kicked the sword away.That flying chicken's feet were extremely hard, and the sword that usually cuts iron like mud could not leave a single trace on the chicken's body.

The silver needles in Nie Zijin's hand fell from the sky, as fine as rain, and the silver needles stuck on Feiji's head one by one.The flying chicken in front scratched its head, pulled a needle from its head, and threw the silver needle on the ground.The big fat chicken next to him stepped on it without looking at his feet, and the silver needle broke in the middle.

Nie Zijin: ...

The three big fat chickens behind him saw that Nie Zijin was out of action, and ran towards him together.

"Brother Wen! Help me!" Nie Zijin ran away.He figured it out, Yuanshengzong was so wicked that he couldn't be beaten at all.

"Fixed body talisman!" Qiao Xu threw a piece of talisman paper over and stuck it on the cockscomb.

Feiji was stunned for a moment, and in the next second, Qiao Xu took off the talisman paper and ate it in his stomach amidst Qiao Xu's slightly happy expression.

"..."

Now Qiao Xu followed suit.

Wen Xiuyuan fumbled for a while in troubled waters, and Nie Zijin also knew that Wen Xiuyuan was hiding something, but Wen Xiuyuan didn't move, so he could only call him with a bitter face.

Qiao Xu gritted his teeth and circled around, but he didn't dare to stay too far away from Wen Xiu. He intuitively felt that this group of smart but hard-to-beat chickens would set a trap outside.

"Brother, help me, save me." Nie Zijin was now following five chickens, and the other chickens saw that they couldn't beat Wen Xiuyuan, so they didn't want to fight him anymore. Half of them ran to chase Nie Zijin, and half ran behind Qiao Xu.

Wen Xiuyuan heard that he took out a recliner from the spirit ring, lay in the middle and watched them turn around.

"Don't worry, start with luck, go through the three passes of Weilu, Jiaji, and Yuzhen..."

Wen Xiuyuan cocked his legs like a gentleman, Nie Zijin obediently followed Wen Xiuyuan's talk about luck, and Qiao Xu panted to follow Wen Xiuyuan's guidance.

The three of them were fighting with the big fat chickens in this area. Some chickens wanted to bump into Wen Xiuyuan when he saw Wen Xiuyuan lying still, but they didn't expect to hit the barrier with their heads. After that, he fell into a wave of dust and passed out.

Other flying chickens: ...

The fat chickens following Nie Zijin and Qiao Xu saw their relatives and friends fainted, they all stopped their feet and looked at the young man in the middle tremblingly.

"Gee!!!" Run wow!

Dozens of chickens rushed out together, going in any direction, and a fat chicken that valued love and righteousness hid. Seeing Wen Xiuyuan got up with it on his back, he sneaked over to pick up the chicken body of his relatives and friends and ran away.

"laugh"

A sword was blocked in front of the fat chicken, and the fat chicken looked at Wen Xiuyuan stupidly.

"grumble--!!!"

The chicken eye turned around in a daze, and finally fell down in front of the three of them.

"This is too timid." Nie Zijin took out a fan and tapped the chicken's head, but the chicken's head was tilted and there was no response.

"How to deal with it?" Wen Xiuyuan squatted down with a smile, "It's better to bake it and eat it."

"grumble!!!"

The chicken on the ground jumped up, and ran away regardless of the relatives and friends who were lying dead.I don't know how long I ran, but I turned my head to look, but there was no monk behind me catching up.

The fat chicken took a breath, and the chicken wings patted its chest.

Scared the chicken to death!

After running for a long time, the fat chicken sat down on the rock. There was a pool of water in front of it, and it bent down to drink the water.

?

There is a beautiful head in the water.

Fat Chicken stared stupidly at the water surface, and after a while, slowly raised his head.

"grumble--"

The fat chicken slowly fell into the darkness, and faintly heard a few conversations between monks, the voices became smaller and smaller, until they finally disappeared completely.

"Why did the chicken faint again? Is it true this time?"

"You'll know if you kill it once."

"Let's cut the legs first."

The author says:

I am a chicken who has practiced for thousands of years,

A thousand years of reincarnation and a thousand years of helplessness,

After the woods you know your hunt,

scare the chicken,

Goodbye your head in the pool,

Fat chickens don't cry.

A spoof version of "I am a fox who has practiced for a thousand years"