Forced to be a sea king in a variety show
Chapter 67
The weather in Dia city is pleasant, it is already late autumn, but it is not cold at all.
The cool breeze blows by, as if it can blow away all the troubles in the heart.
The alliance is famous for its flowers, and Dia City, where a hundred flowers are blooming, naturally has no shortage of flowers.
Along the way, graceful, warm, strange, or elegant... Different types of flowers are dizzying.
Walking on the flower path, it seems that even physical activity has become a kind of beauty, but... it really seems to be.
I don't know what the "Game" program group thought, they actually gave the guests a strenuous physical activity from the very beginning!
It's not difficult, but really tiring.
In the end, even Xiang Yu almost didn't know the words "obstacle race turnaround".
"My god, the festival and program groups are really good and scary."
Xiang Yuwan gasped for breath, beads of sweat slowly dripped down the bridge of his tall nose to the ground, blooming into a small spray.
Fascinated by the sweat, Xiang Yu didn't pay attention anymore, he wiped his cheeks with his sleeve directly, his pale complexion made him look as if his body had been hollowed out.
"I can't walk anymore." With a mournful face, Xiang Yu asked Yu Xiu for help helplessly.
If it wasn't for his lack of strength, Xiang Yu wouldn't ask Yu Xiu for help.
But who told the program crew not to be human!
In order to capture a more realistic scene, they actually refused to give the guests recovery reagents and healing devices?
People work!
So even if he didn't want to be compared to a waste by the astonishing Yu Xiu next to him, Xiang Yu, who knew that if he didn't want to make a bigger embarrassment, he could only ask Yu Xiu for help, was forced to speak.
However——his original intention was really just to let Yu Xiu reach out to help him, to help him!
Who would have thought that Yu Xiu would actually step forward and carry him on his back?
Fan: Ah!Knock me to death.
Xiang Yu: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
In a trance, Yu Xiu carried him to the next destination, and when he came back to his senses, Xiang Yu was in a bad mood.
He was red-faced, so embarrassed that his toes were about to dig through the soleplate.
However, this is not the most frightening thing. The most frightening thing is that their second game is actually-running back and forth with a weight?
Xiang Yu:? ? ?
Xiang Yu: I'll go!
Turning back and running, who is this provoking?
It's not enough to be used by you once, but to be used again for the second time?
The "angry and dissatisfied" Xiang Yu heard the weight and turned back to run, and when he realized that he was the "weight", he immediately wanted to leave the fandom of the show with a green face.
"..."
"Wow, I also want to be a weight bearer! Who wants to change teammates with me?"
After listening to the rules of the director team, resident MC Yu Jia couldn't help but look at Xiang Yu enviously.
Then he hesitated to speak and said in a funny way: "Why don't you come down for a run, Meiyu, and give brother a chance to be lazy?"
Uh... Hearing what Yu Jia said, Xiang Yu suddenly didn't want to work hard anymore.
In fact, it seems pretty good to be a burden?
At least it saves effort!
It is better to save the strength for running than to save it for the next game. This is the correct way!
At this moment, Xiang Yu no longer believed in the theme of this issue given by the program team - a romantic journey.
Hmph, romantic fart, romantic, whose romantic trip is tormented by strenuous physical activity?
This is simply a star sports game, and there is still very little water, a star sports game specially selected for national athletes!
There are so many slots and no mouths, Xiang Yuyue thinks more and more that he has been cheated, lying on Yu Xiu's back, sulking with his small mouth.
"..."
"Hmph, obviously I'm here to show off my might and arrogance, why did I suddenly become a weak character?"
Xiang Yu doubted life, and always felt that the program team had cheated him.
However, as soon as this remark came out, everyone present, including the audience in the live broadcast room, laughed at Yu Dou.
Yu Jia, who was in charge of the joke, complained bluntly: "Poppy, what misunderstanding do you have about yourself? Powerful and domineering? Do you have it?"
Hearing this, Xiang Yu's eyes widened, and he looked at Yu Jia in disbelief.
But just when he was about to refute, Yu Jia suddenly changed his words: "Oh, no, I was wrong, you still have it."
For this, Xiang Yu felt a little satisfied, but just when he was about to admit it with restraint—"Hahahaha, you look really mighty and domineering when you ride on Yu Xiu's back, that's simply domineering Daughter-in-law, hahahaha..."
Holding back her smile, after the teasing was over, Yu Jia was amused by herself.
Don't really say it, he thinks what he said makes sense.
He couldn't help turning his eyes to Yu Xiu and Xiang Yu. The tall and handsome Yu Xiu and the charming Xiang Yu really matched well.
Coupled with the fact that Yu Xiuruo has a special feeling towards Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu's intimacy with Yu Xiu that he doesn't even notice, this also makes the atmosphere between them even more "strange".
"Let me say, you two are such a good match, when can we invite you to a wedding wine?" Seeing that their skins were so thin that they turned red all of a sudden, the old fritter stars who participated in the variety show together booed one after another.
Everyone is a veteran in the entertainment industry, and they have seen countless entertainers of all kinds over the years.
These entertainers have different personalities, but without exception, they are basically thick-skinned, so artists with thin skins like these two are rare species in the entertainment industry!
This is great, originally there were only a few people who wanted to tease Xiang Yu and the others, but after seeing their performance, now they became a group of people teasing them.
"..."
"You should get married, it's rare to see such a well-matched artist."
"Hahaha, if you get married, do you want to invite your CP fans to the wedding? As far as I know, you have a lot of CP fans!"
"A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven, I think choosing a date is worse than hitting a date, let's just go today, you guys come on a trip to make love? This can also be regarded as helping the program crew to win respect."
"..."
The teasing tone, the amused laugh, and the demeanor and movements of everyone present were filled with an indescribable sense of ease and joy.
Although the words that came out of their mouths made people feel extremely helpless, but looking at their clear eyes, no matter if it was Xiang Yu or Xiang Yu's fans, everyone just thought it was a good-natured joke.
"Where is it, Yu Xiu and I are not comparable to Senior Yu Jia and Senior Wang Hao, you two are a match made in heaven!"
Being told that he was in a hurry, Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and decided to make trouble.
However, he really underestimated the face of Yu Jia and Wang Hao.
Seeing that Xiang Yu brought the topic to himself, not only were the two not at all embarrassed, but they looked at each other affectionately, and then slowly approached, slowly approached.
While Xiang Yu was stunned, the two of them finally came face to face, and even kissed each other on the forehead?
Xiang Yu:! ! !
Xiang Yu: Wucao, is the entertainment circle so big now?
"..."
"Ugh, I can't take it anymore, we are really too contrived!!!"
At first he wanted to continue the spoofing, but Wang Hao couldn't take it anymore, he threw Yu Jia down, and then rubbed his arms vigorously.
"Jiajia, look at me, brother, I have to form a CP with you for this show. I really paid too much, but the show team still treats me like this!"
After expressing his loyalty, Wang Hao began to tear up the program group.
Glaring at each other and looking at the program group who looked particularly relaxed compared to the embarrassed guests, he roared out in a rage: "We have all been deceived by you, what about the romantic trip that was promised? Well said. The theme of today's recording Is it comfort and happiness? Have they all been eaten by dogs?"
It is particularly obvious that it is a disaster for East Asia, but compared to Xiang Yu's careful thinking, Wang Hao's choice of entry point is surprisingly effective.
That was really one person's anger, which aroused the anger of everyone.
Wang Hao's words obviously reminded everyone of what the program team told them before recording.
Without saying anything, just comparing their current situation, everyone felt that their fists were itchy.
"That's right, can it be better?"
"You unscrupulous directors just like to toss us old arms and legs so much."
"Originally, I was still happy that I didn't need to play escape games and decryption games, but now I want to say that compared to escape and decryption games, I don't want to play physical games!!!"
"+1, woo woo, physical game is too difficult, really difficult. We are really miserable when the casual game we agreed to become a physical game. After careful calculation, we have been running for several hours from the beginning to now. Bar?"
"..."
Wiping his face, the director blushed in the face of the guests' crying, but he still had the cheek to drive them back to continue playing the game.
"Okay, okay, this is still live!"
"Everyone, hurry up and complete the task. I guarantee that you will be able to relax after this weight-carrying turn-back run is completed."
Seeing that everyone still didn't take it seriously, the director could only use his nirvana.
"Really, I use my reputation to guarantee that there will be no more strenuous exercise after this event, and...you don't need to see that there are no punishments or rewards for these two games, but let me tell you, it is a follow-up event for you There is a direct correlation, the higher the ranking you get now, the more comfortable you will be in the next two days."
Hearing this, everyone looked at the director differently.
Damn, I didn't say such an important thing earlier!
Thinking of the first game - the obstacle course turn-back run, Yu Xiu had won the first prize, and everyone who was tired and wanted to let go of the water was anxious.
They gave the director a hard look, and the extinguished ambition in their hearts was ignited.
Just kidding, ranking is related to treatment, is this a simple question?
Yes, this is a simple matter of treatment!
Here comes the problem...
Who among the resident guests does not want to have fun, eat, drink and have fun on the program "Game"?
No!Because of the difficulties in the past, they even have a dream!
They all dream of the day when they can enjoy life comfortably while recording a show, while the director humblely serves tea and water by their side.
Only in this way can they offset their grievances every time they are tossed by the program group.
Thinking of this, everyone's eyes brightened.
So the director gave an order, and everyone ran forward with their teammates on their backs like a mad dog.
This desperate state is much more interesting than the previous obstacle course switchback run.
However, he didn't know if it was their trash or Yu Xiu's monster. In the end, Xiang Yu found out in a daze that Yu Xiu led him to win the first place again?
Why is this so unreal?
Blushing in a daze, Xiang Yu couldn't help pinching his cheek.
"It hurts." Xiang Yu snorted when the pain came.
Hearing Xiang Yu's humming, Yu Xiu smiled helplessly. He lowered his head dotingly, stretched out his hand, rubbed Xiang Yu's cheeks that were flushed from being pinched by him, and said to Xiang Yu in a gentle voice, "You really are A little fool."
Now, CP fans are shocked!
The cool breeze blows by, as if it can blow away all the troubles in the heart.
The alliance is famous for its flowers, and Dia City, where a hundred flowers are blooming, naturally has no shortage of flowers.
Along the way, graceful, warm, strange, or elegant... Different types of flowers are dizzying.
Walking on the flower path, it seems that even physical activity has become a kind of beauty, but... it really seems to be.
I don't know what the "Game" program group thought, they actually gave the guests a strenuous physical activity from the very beginning!
It's not difficult, but really tiring.
In the end, even Xiang Yu almost didn't know the words "obstacle race turnaround".
"My god, the festival and program groups are really good and scary."
Xiang Yuwan gasped for breath, beads of sweat slowly dripped down the bridge of his tall nose to the ground, blooming into a small spray.
Fascinated by the sweat, Xiang Yu didn't pay attention anymore, he wiped his cheeks with his sleeve directly, his pale complexion made him look as if his body had been hollowed out.
"I can't walk anymore." With a mournful face, Xiang Yu asked Yu Xiu for help helplessly.
If it wasn't for his lack of strength, Xiang Yu wouldn't ask Yu Xiu for help.
But who told the program crew not to be human!
In order to capture a more realistic scene, they actually refused to give the guests recovery reagents and healing devices?
People work!
So even if he didn't want to be compared to a waste by the astonishing Yu Xiu next to him, Xiang Yu, who knew that if he didn't want to make a bigger embarrassment, he could only ask Yu Xiu for help, was forced to speak.
However——his original intention was really just to let Yu Xiu reach out to help him, to help him!
Who would have thought that Yu Xiu would actually step forward and carry him on his back?
Fan: Ah!Knock me to death.
Xiang Yu: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing?
In a trance, Yu Xiu carried him to the next destination, and when he came back to his senses, Xiang Yu was in a bad mood.
He was red-faced, so embarrassed that his toes were about to dig through the soleplate.
However, this is not the most frightening thing. The most frightening thing is that their second game is actually-running back and forth with a weight?
Xiang Yu:? ? ?
Xiang Yu: I'll go!
Turning back and running, who is this provoking?
It's not enough to be used by you once, but to be used again for the second time?
The "angry and dissatisfied" Xiang Yu heard the weight and turned back to run, and when he realized that he was the "weight", he immediately wanted to leave the fandom of the show with a green face.
"..."
"Wow, I also want to be a weight bearer! Who wants to change teammates with me?"
After listening to the rules of the director team, resident MC Yu Jia couldn't help but look at Xiang Yu enviously.
Then he hesitated to speak and said in a funny way: "Why don't you come down for a run, Meiyu, and give brother a chance to be lazy?"
Uh... Hearing what Yu Jia said, Xiang Yu suddenly didn't want to work hard anymore.
In fact, it seems pretty good to be a burden?
At least it saves effort!
It is better to save the strength for running than to save it for the next game. This is the correct way!
At this moment, Xiang Yu no longer believed in the theme of this issue given by the program team - a romantic journey.
Hmph, romantic fart, romantic, whose romantic trip is tormented by strenuous physical activity?
This is simply a star sports game, and there is still very little water, a star sports game specially selected for national athletes!
There are so many slots and no mouths, Xiang Yuyue thinks more and more that he has been cheated, lying on Yu Xiu's back, sulking with his small mouth.
"..."
"Hmph, obviously I'm here to show off my might and arrogance, why did I suddenly become a weak character?"
Xiang Yu doubted life, and always felt that the program team had cheated him.
However, as soon as this remark came out, everyone present, including the audience in the live broadcast room, laughed at Yu Dou.
Yu Jia, who was in charge of the joke, complained bluntly: "Poppy, what misunderstanding do you have about yourself? Powerful and domineering? Do you have it?"
Hearing this, Xiang Yu's eyes widened, and he looked at Yu Jia in disbelief.
But just when he was about to refute, Yu Jia suddenly changed his words: "Oh, no, I was wrong, you still have it."
For this, Xiang Yu felt a little satisfied, but just when he was about to admit it with restraint—"Hahahaha, you look really mighty and domineering when you ride on Yu Xiu's back, that's simply domineering Daughter-in-law, hahahaha..."
Holding back her smile, after the teasing was over, Yu Jia was amused by herself.
Don't really say it, he thinks what he said makes sense.
He couldn't help turning his eyes to Yu Xiu and Xiang Yu. The tall and handsome Yu Xiu and the charming Xiang Yu really matched well.
Coupled with the fact that Yu Xiuruo has a special feeling towards Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu's intimacy with Yu Xiu that he doesn't even notice, this also makes the atmosphere between them even more "strange".
"Let me say, you two are such a good match, when can we invite you to a wedding wine?" Seeing that their skins were so thin that they turned red all of a sudden, the old fritter stars who participated in the variety show together booed one after another.
Everyone is a veteran in the entertainment industry, and they have seen countless entertainers of all kinds over the years.
These entertainers have different personalities, but without exception, they are basically thick-skinned, so artists with thin skins like these two are rare species in the entertainment industry!
This is great, originally there were only a few people who wanted to tease Xiang Yu and the others, but after seeing their performance, now they became a group of people teasing them.
"..."
"You should get married, it's rare to see such a well-matched artist."
"Hahaha, if you get married, do you want to invite your CP fans to the wedding? As far as I know, you have a lot of CP fans!"
"A match made in heaven, a match made in heaven, I think choosing a date is worse than hitting a date, let's just go today, you guys come on a trip to make love? This can also be regarded as helping the program crew to win respect."
"..."
The teasing tone, the amused laugh, and the demeanor and movements of everyone present were filled with an indescribable sense of ease and joy.
Although the words that came out of their mouths made people feel extremely helpless, but looking at their clear eyes, no matter if it was Xiang Yu or Xiang Yu's fans, everyone just thought it was a good-natured joke.
"Where is it, Yu Xiu and I are not comparable to Senior Yu Jia and Senior Wang Hao, you two are a match made in heaven!"
Being told that he was in a hurry, Xiang Yu rolled his eyes and decided to make trouble.
However, he really underestimated the face of Yu Jia and Wang Hao.
Seeing that Xiang Yu brought the topic to himself, not only were the two not at all embarrassed, but they looked at each other affectionately, and then slowly approached, slowly approached.
While Xiang Yu was stunned, the two of them finally came face to face, and even kissed each other on the forehead?
Xiang Yu:! ! !
Xiang Yu: Wucao, is the entertainment circle so big now?
"..."
"Ugh, I can't take it anymore, we are really too contrived!!!"
At first he wanted to continue the spoofing, but Wang Hao couldn't take it anymore, he threw Yu Jia down, and then rubbed his arms vigorously.
"Jiajia, look at me, brother, I have to form a CP with you for this show. I really paid too much, but the show team still treats me like this!"
After expressing his loyalty, Wang Hao began to tear up the program group.
Glaring at each other and looking at the program group who looked particularly relaxed compared to the embarrassed guests, he roared out in a rage: "We have all been deceived by you, what about the romantic trip that was promised? Well said. The theme of today's recording Is it comfort and happiness? Have they all been eaten by dogs?"
It is particularly obvious that it is a disaster for East Asia, but compared to Xiang Yu's careful thinking, Wang Hao's choice of entry point is surprisingly effective.
That was really one person's anger, which aroused the anger of everyone.
Wang Hao's words obviously reminded everyone of what the program team told them before recording.
Without saying anything, just comparing their current situation, everyone felt that their fists were itchy.
"That's right, can it be better?"
"You unscrupulous directors just like to toss us old arms and legs so much."
"Originally, I was still happy that I didn't need to play escape games and decryption games, but now I want to say that compared to escape and decryption games, I don't want to play physical games!!!"
"+1, woo woo, physical game is too difficult, really difficult. We are really miserable when the casual game we agreed to become a physical game. After careful calculation, we have been running for several hours from the beginning to now. Bar?"
"..."
Wiping his face, the director blushed in the face of the guests' crying, but he still had the cheek to drive them back to continue playing the game.
"Okay, okay, this is still live!"
"Everyone, hurry up and complete the task. I guarantee that you will be able to relax after this weight-carrying turn-back run is completed."
Seeing that everyone still didn't take it seriously, the director could only use his nirvana.
"Really, I use my reputation to guarantee that there will be no more strenuous exercise after this event, and...you don't need to see that there are no punishments or rewards for these two games, but let me tell you, it is a follow-up event for you There is a direct correlation, the higher the ranking you get now, the more comfortable you will be in the next two days."
Hearing this, everyone looked at the director differently.
Damn, I didn't say such an important thing earlier!
Thinking of the first game - the obstacle course turn-back run, Yu Xiu had won the first prize, and everyone who was tired and wanted to let go of the water was anxious.
They gave the director a hard look, and the extinguished ambition in their hearts was ignited.
Just kidding, ranking is related to treatment, is this a simple question?
Yes, this is a simple matter of treatment!
Here comes the problem...
Who among the resident guests does not want to have fun, eat, drink and have fun on the program "Game"?
No!Because of the difficulties in the past, they even have a dream!
They all dream of the day when they can enjoy life comfortably while recording a show, while the director humblely serves tea and water by their side.
Only in this way can they offset their grievances every time they are tossed by the program group.
Thinking of this, everyone's eyes brightened.
So the director gave an order, and everyone ran forward with their teammates on their backs like a mad dog.
This desperate state is much more interesting than the previous obstacle course switchback run.
However, he didn't know if it was their trash or Yu Xiu's monster. In the end, Xiang Yu found out in a daze that Yu Xiu led him to win the first place again?
Why is this so unreal?
Blushing in a daze, Xiang Yu couldn't help pinching his cheek.
"It hurts." Xiang Yu snorted when the pain came.
Hearing Xiang Yu's humming, Yu Xiu smiled helplessly. He lowered his head dotingly, stretched out his hand, rubbed Xiang Yu's cheeks that were flushed from being pinched by him, and said to Xiang Yu in a gentle voice, "You really are A little fool."
Now, CP fans are shocked!
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