Forced to be a sea king in a variety show

"Brother Xiang Yu, why did Song Siyuan seek you just now?"

Curiously glanced at Song Siyuan's leaving back, Jiang Ke's eyes were full of gossip.

For some reason, he always felt that many people were looking for Xiang Yu today!

"Brother Xiang Yu, have you settled down with them now and become very close?"

After much deliberation, Jiang Ke couldn't think of a reasonable explanation. In the end, he foolishly thought that the relationship between Xiang Yu and Song Siyuan had suddenly become better because they had settled down.

But he didn't expect Xiang Yu to look at him with the eyes of a fool just after he finished saying this, and then made complaints that he hated iron for being weak.

"Keke, are you really a fool?"

Jiang Ke, who was suddenly complained about:? ? ?

Jiang Ke, who came back to his senses, was full of anger:! ! !

"Brother Xiang Yu, why are you suddenly attacked personally!"

Jiang Ke, who still had some baby fat on his face, endured hearing Xiang Yu say that he was a fool, and couldn't help but mutter.

Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with Xiang Yu's claim that he was a fool.

Fool?How could he be a fool, he is so smart!

Glancing at the people next to him, Jiang Ke couldn't help complaining that Xiang Yu couldn't speak.

Hey, Brother Xiang Yu just can't speak, no wonder he has made so many love rivals and enemies!

"Keke, I'll give you another chance. You think about it carefully before you speak." Xiang Yu's sad voice rang in his ears.

At this time, Jiang Ke realized that he had actually spoken his mind.

Looking at Xiang Yu's colorful and inexplicable face, Jiang Ke suddenly felt dizzy, and smiled awkwardly, joking and trying to get away with it.

Seeing that he was the youngest in the whole program, although Xiang Yu was very upset, he still let him go after trampling his face full of collagen.

But - "Next time you say something like this, it won't be so easy to pass the test." Xiang Yuyu warned earnestly.

"Keke, you should have a better eye! It's just that we have a good relationship, otherwise anyone will be fine. If you say that, they will definitely beat you to death."

The charming and narrow phoenix eyes, with a little red at the end of the eyes, are seductive when looking at people, especially there is a faint tear mole at the corner of the eye, which makes people's heart beat the moment they look up.

Dazed by Xiang Yu's inadvertent action, Jiang Ke's cheeks felt inexplicably hot when he came back to his senses.

Embarrassed to look directly at Xiang Yu's face, Jiang Ke just bowed his head and said yes, but his performance was considered by Xiang Yu as embarrassment after being told the truth.

Xiang Yu: Ah!This is too cute!

The corners of the lips are like vermilion, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, the redness is particularly obvious on the fair face, and one can't help but be addicted to it just by looking at it.

Suddenly covering his face, Jiang Ke, who had endured Xiang Yu Meiyan's violent attack, even the tips of his ears turned red this time.

Not daring to look at Xiang Yu, Jiang Ke's vague voice came from between his fingers: "Brother, stop laughing."

Xiang Yu: "..."

Xiang Yu: Damn, you hate me?

Misunderstanding Jiang Ke's meaning, he glared at Jiang Ke to Yu, and shuddered.

Xiang Yu laughed back angrily: "You little brat, do you know how to appreciate it? You think your brother's beauty is ugly? Why don't you go to heaven!"

Because he didn't suppress his voice, Xiang Yu's words were heard by many people. After hearing Xiang Yu's words, everyone's eyes on Jiang Ke changed.

Jiang Ke dislikes Xiang Yu Chou?

Xiang Yu is called ugly, so what do others call him?Disfigurement?

Glancing at Xiang Yu and then at Jiang Ke, everyone felt a deep indescribable feeling in their hearts.

You must know that the make-up artist for this performance loves Xiang Yu to the bottom of his heart.

It took 120 points of effort to draw Xiang Yu into a peerless beauty in ancient costume that astonishes everyone!

Among other things, just looking at his appearance, as long as Xiang Yu is willing, he is the wrench of the universe, and with a hook, he can make a group of straight men willing to have sex.

"Brother Xiang Yu, that's not what I meant." Jiang Ke repeatedly begged for mercy.

"It doesn't mean what does that mean?" Xiang Yu didn't let him go.

"That, that means you are beautiful." Jiang Ke started flattering, but he didn't expect Xiang Yu not only to not take the bait, but also to break the casserole and ask the end.

But Jiang Ke was embarrassed to say that he had made him shy just now, so he insisted on carrying Xiang Yu's misunderstanding and then tried his best to blow rainbow farts with curves to save the country.

I have to say that although Xiang Yu knows that Jiang Ke must be talking nonsense, the feeling of being blown rainbow farts is really comfortable, so comfortable that he doesn't want to stop!

Hearing Jiang Ke's compliments in various ways with great satisfaction, he finally expressed his forgiveness to Yu Cai in a particularly comfortable manner.

Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Jiang Ke let out a heavy breath, looked at Xiang Yu, and sighed very seriously: "Brother Xiang Yu, you are really hard to serve!"

Those sincere eyes made people feel uncomfortable no matter how they looked at them, and finally Xiang Yu couldn't help but shuddered again.

"Little boy, can you still talk?"

"No, I'm super good at talking!"

"Heh, you are so good at talking just like you? I think one day you will be sacked because of your mouth!"

"Bah, bah, bah, bro, you can't talk, so just curse me if you don't open your mouth!"

"..."

The two young boys were naive even when they bickered, but the youthful and lively aura on them made people couldn't help but stepped forward when they saw them, and then rubbed them under their bewildered expressions That soft little curly hair.

Xiang Yu: "..."

Jiang Ke: "..."

Looking at each other, and then at the remaining trainees who were ready to move, Xiang Yu and Jiang Ke slipped away tacitly.

Slip away, you don't need to have a hairstyle if you stay here again!

The hair can be broken, but the hairstyle should not be messed up. The two trainees just now were very strong. Xiang Yu and Jiang Ke, who were afraid that their hairstyles would be messed up, carefully found the hairstylist, and they just acted like a baby and asked them to tidy them up again. Everyone: " ..." Inexplicably, I feel that being a hair stylist actually has a bright future.

***

As time passed, the trainees stopped making jokes, and the tension that belonged to the performance officially spread in the background.

For the trainees, this performance is no easier than the first performance.

Although they were unfamiliar with the stage and the audience during the first performance, everyone prepared well because there was enough time.

However, for the second performance, although they are no strangers to this stage, due to time constraints, they will be on stage in just one week, which does not leave them even a little time to check and make up for omissions. The students are very clueless.

Of course, this is not the most important reason, the most important reason that makes the trainees feel nervous is that their family members will come to this game, and so will their old fans who have always supported them.

Whether they are family members or old fans, they are the most important people to the trainees who have not yet debuted!

They can fail in front of strangers, but they don't want to lose or lose in front of the most important people.

Maybe they are not the best, but they want to be the best in the hearts of their family and fans, so even if there is a one in ten thousand chance, everyone wants to use their strength to repay everyone's love for them.

However, can they really present a flawless stage after only practicing for a week?

Hearing the noise of fans coming from next door, all the trainees in the waiting room fidgeted, their seemingly calm expressions were full of sweaty palms.

Seeing the images of fans transmitted on the light screen, the trainees couldn't help but clasped their hands tightly.

But no matter how nervous it is, the picture of teenagers with different styles gathering together is always so beautiful that people can't help but want to lick the screen.

[嘤咕咕~ I like this show so much, every time I watch the show, I feel like an emperor with three thousand beauties in his harem. 】

[There are so many handsome and capable trainees, no wonder this show can become so popular, what is this "Cosmic Starlight", this is simply "Biography of Harem Beauties"! ! ! 】

[Pfft... the one above is so talented!Even "Beautiful Boys in the Harem" came out, hahaha, I really want to go to the scene to see if they are really that good-looking. 】

[I also want to watch the scene +1, but the show group is not a man, other shows gradually increase tickets with the number of performances, but "Cosmic Starlight" is good, say ten thousand is ten thousand, it is really maddening. 】

"..."

This small group of people have complaints about the tickets for the second performance. As the show becomes more and more popular, everyone hates the "Cosmic Starlight" program group.

No matter what you say, it’s good, 10 tickets were given out for the first performance, so it should be [-] tickets for the second performance, right?

Okay, even if there is no 10 tickets, the 5 tickets are normal!

As a result, the program team of "Cosmic Starlight" was good. They gave out 1 tickets for the first performance, and they still had [-] tickets for the second performance.

and!and!

The 10 tickets also includes 5 old fan tickets for each trainee to be deducted, and [-] tickets for relatives and friends reserved for each of them.

You must know that there are still 56 trainees in the program group!

This person will deduct 15 tickets, 56 people add up to 840 tickets, and there are only a pitiful [-] tickets, and now there are less than [-] tickets, which is no different from poking a knife on a new fan's heart !

Seriously, isn't it just money, we fans have plenty of it!

If the program group has no money, you can charge the ticket fee. We guarantee that you will make a steady profit without losing money, so there is no need to use this "small broken venue"!

Speaking of this, all the fans had tears in their eyes.

Obviously, they have decided to put up with the program group's decision not to be human, but when others mention it, they always feel sad to cry.

So you glanced at me and said a word, and posted the entry #宇宙星光论坛集不做人# on Starblog’s hot search, causing passers-by to be tricked into the live broadcast one by one excitedly, just wanting to watch the program group this time Why don't you be human anymore.

However—what they didn't expect was that when they came in, they hadn't seen how the program group behaved, but they were tricked by the program group and drooled?

Wiping their eyes, they glanced at the name of the live broadcast room. After confirming that it was "Cosmic Starlight", everyone paused and silently exited the live broadcast.

Looking at the pitch-black screen, everyone counted down to three in their hearts, but when they came in, it was still the mouth-watering picture?

Do you say hello many times, kid!

Everyone: Black question mark face.jpg What the hell? Isn't "Cosmic Starlight" a talent show variety show?So what are these pictures in front of them?

Watching the live broadcast of "XX on the Bite of the Tongue" on the screen, everyone's mouths were wide open, and their eyeballs were so startled that they almost fell out!

The author has something to say: I recommend a cute article by my friends, and if you like little angels, you can go and read it~ "Monster Reserve Food Became My Husband" By One Leaf Bodhi Hearing it, he was frightened.

Unexpectedly, when he woke up, the cave was gone, the demons under his command were gone, the mountain was developed into a scenic spot, and his favorite dragon could not be found at all.

The poor Xiao Zhuo could only go down the mountain to find a monster to eat.

He was caught by the Demon Management Bureau before he ate it.

It was a particularly delicious dragon who came to catch him.Xiao Zhuo was salivating, wanting to eat so much.

Zheng Qing was forced to become the guardian demon of a certain big monster, and suspected that the big monster had a crush on him.

Just smile at him, touch him, rub him.

As the last dragon in the world, Zheng Qing sneered: Even if all the monsters in the world are dead, he will never like this vulgar beast that eats monsters.

……

later.

Zheng Qing: It's super cute and I want to eat it.

Xiao Zhuo stared eagerly at the food reserve. Long drooled: Can... can I eat it?

Zheng Qing's hot head was hot.

Without saying a word, Xiao Zhuo opened his mouth and showed his sharp teeth.

[cp: Possessive, brain-replenishing, divine beast attack x poor and white, greedy, fierce beast shou]