Forced to be a sea king in a variety show

It was not accidental that Yu Xiu came to find Xiang Yu. On the contrary, he almost became the hero who saved the "Paper Boat" group.

As soon as the meal time came, Yu Xiu came. He didn't speak when he came, but stood quietly at the door, obediently waiting for Xiang Yu to "leave get out of class". He looked like a 24-year-old model boyfriend in college!

Anyway, the people in the "Paper Boat" team couldn't help guessing the real relationship between Xiang Yu and Yu Xiu after several times. A capable man who practiced madly!

This, this is simply to save them from the invisible fire and water, so that they can take a breath of happiness.

So even though many people wanted to gossip about their relationship, because Mrs. Xiang Yu was "ruthless" and made everyone shut up tacitly, they were afraid that Yu Xiu would be scared away.

Today was no exception, just about 10 minutes after meal time, Yu Xiu came again.

When Xiang Yu saw Yu Xiu, a smile reflexively appeared on the corner of his mouth. After dancing hard, he immediately followed Yu Xiu and left happily, just like a passionate love.

However—"Yu Xiu, what are we eating today?" Xiang Yu's eyes were filled with anticipation when he asked.

Thinking about the pickled fish that he ate last night, Xiang Yu couldn't help but salivate, and couldn't forget it.

In the past, Xiang Yu thought that Yu Xiu was related to Chef Austin, so for the chef's sake, Xiang Yu couldn't help being nice to Yu Xiu, but what Xiang Yu never expected was that Yu Xiu Xiu is not only related to the chef, he is also related to the second cook and the third cook!

My God, there is no need to say anything this time, just because of these opportunities to eat small stoves, Xiang Yu would like to ask Yu Xiu to worship, and then burn two sticks of incense.

In Xiang Yu's eyes, Yu Xiu is not a roommate, he is simply a human-shaped gourmet machine, with Yu Xiu around, his food can be said to be heavenly.

"..."

With a helpless smile, Yu Xiu couldn't help rubbing Xiang Yu's hair lightly, and asked with a light smile, "The third chef fried steak today, do you like steak?"

Although what Yu Xiu said was calm, today’s steaks are not ordinary steaks. The beef used by the three cooks for frying steaks today is only 1000 golden cows produced in the entire alliance a year, and what they use should be The best part of the cow, so the word "fried steak" is simple to say, but it is not the same thing when eaten. At least in terms of price, it is really no different from eating gold.

However, Xiang Yu didn't know that the ingredients used to fry the steak were so good. After hearing that today's lunch was fried steak, Xiang Yu just said "hey" in disappointment.

After all, compared to Western food, Xiang Yu still prefers Chinese food, just like yesterday's pickled fish, it really suits his appetite!

Originally, he thought that today they would eat spicy chicken, twice-cooked pork, sweet and sour pork...but today it happened to be the three chefs who are good at western food.

"You don't like steak?"

Yu Xiu paused, turned his head, looked at Xiang Yu, and asked seriously.

Under Yu Xiu's serious questioning eyes, Xiang Yu couldn't help scratching his head, a look of embarrassment appeared on his beautiful face, but he still spoke very honestly.

"No, it's just, I like Chinese food better."

The outspoken Xiang Yu wanted to say what was in his heart without even thinking, but he regretted it a little after he said it.

Um, isn't he too rude?

He was kind enough to lead him to start a small fire, but he actually hated it, and couldn't help but put himself in the identity of Yu Xiu, and Xiang Yu suddenly had the urge to beat himself to death.

Thinking of this, Xiang Yu couldn't help but sneak a glance at Yu Xiu.

Seeing Yu Xiu's pensive look, he was startled, afraid that Yu Xiu would "want to open up" and would not take him to open a small stove in the future, so Xiang Yu hurriedly laughed.

"Well, in fact, I used to like to eat fried steak, but I always made it when I was at home. After cooking and eating a lot, I prefer to eat other dishes."

Is this excuse okay?Xiang Yu thought anxiously.

He didn't want to lie either!

But this is not impossible!

White lie, hello, hello, hello everyone, don't worry about it so much at this time.

However, sometimes telling a lie means that countless lies will be needed to cover it later. When Yu Xiu heard Xiang Yu's unusual explanation, he was slightly taken aback.

At first, he really didn't expect that Xiang Yu would lie to himself, so when he heard Xiang Yu say that he used to cook too much steak and ate too much steak, so he preferred to eat other dishes, his first reaction was - he wanted to eat it!

He wants to eat Xiang Yu's cooking!

So Yu Xiu couldn't help but stop. Before entering the staff cafeteria, he turned around, faced Xiang Yu, and asked Xiang Yu in a very serious tone with anticipation that he didn't realize: "Xiang Yu, Can you fry a steak for me?"

Pat, Xiang Yu heard the sound of his mind breaking, and then his face turned pale.

Damn, I was out of my mind just now, what reason did he find for this?

Frying steak, he can fry a shitty steak, not to mention frying steak, he can't even fry eggs.

It's all right now, bragging to the sky, so that others see him and ask for cattle, what can he do?

Xiang Yu's mind was blank at the moment, and he couldn't speak when he looked at Yu Xiu.

However, in Yu Xiu's eyes, Xiang Yu was unwilling to cook for him.

Although he had made such preparations, Yu Xiu still couldn't help but feel stuffy.

But no matter how hard he feels, it's okay to suffer the sins he has done. In the end, Yu Xiu still has to find a way for Xiang Yu to step down.

So Yu Xiu sighed softly, pretending to be sorry: "It's not convenient now, maybe there will be a chance in the future, I hope to be so lucky to eat your fried steak in the future."

Hearing that Yu Xiu had found good excuses for himself, Xiang Yu, who was still worrying about what excuses he should find, disappeared in an instant. He couldn't help but patted Yu Xiu on the shoulder, smiling brightly.

"Yes, it's not convenient now, let's do it later, I will definitely treat you to eat in the future."

Isn't it just frying steak, as long as the young master is willing, he will definitely be able to catch it!

Overestimating his culinary talent, Xiang Yu is very confident at the moment, as long as he is given time, the lie he just told will become a reality!

"Let's go for a walk, let's go to eat first, the three chefs have been waiting for us for so long, we don't want people to wait."

Fearing that Yu Xiu would repent, Xiang Yu pushed Yu Xiu affectionately, completely unaware that his uncharacteristic behavior made Yu Xiu doubt the truth of what he just said.

Yu Xiu is not stupid, he knows exactly what kind of person Xiang Yu is.

He just didn't realize it for a while, or he didn't expect that Xiang Yu would lie to him, that's why he was deceived by Xiang Yu, but when he realized it, Wei Wei guessed the truth with a single thought, Yu Xiu couldn't laugh or cry after guessing the truth .

But what I have to say is that after knowing that Xiang Yu is not unwilling to do it for himself, but that he can't do it either, Yu Xiu's mood is much better, and it can even be said that his mood is better than expected.

After all - didn't Xiang Yu just want to learn how to fry steak for him?

Thinking of this, Yu Xiu couldn't help laughing, the aura around him that no one should enter had weakened a lot, and he even smiled when treating several chefs, which flattered the three chefs.

The group cheerfully ate the golden steak, and because Xiang Yu liked it, Yu Xiu even gave Xiang Yu his share, which eventually caused Xiang Yu to be overwhelmed.

"..."

"My God, is the steak so delicious?" Looking at the empty plate in front of him that didn't need to be washed, Xiang Yu couldn't help but sigh.

After eating today's steak, he felt that all he had eaten before were fake steaks!

Woooooo~ Sanchu is really amazing!

It turned out that it wasn't that he didn't like western food before, it was just because he hadn't met his favorite western food chef yet!

Xiang Yu, who was full of food and drink, couldn't help but get excited, as soon as he stopped his knife and fork, he couldn't stop his rainbow fart.

For a foodie, meeting a good chef is simply the happiest thing in life, especially when the chef is still willing to cook for him, that is really the joy of happiness.

"Yeah, it's not as powerful as you said." Sanchu shook his head blushing, and was embarrassed by Xiang Yu's exaggeration and looked up at Yu Xiu.

He thinks his cooking skills are good, but it's really not so good!

No matter how good he is with ordinary ingredients, he can at most make a flower. Today's steak is so delicious mainly because the ingredients are good, and the ingredients are given by the young master.

Thinking of this, Sanchu's heart trembled.

The young master chooses and chooses the freshest and most rare ingredients, but in the end he gets all of them thanks to himself, which is really scary!

Afraid that Xiang Yu would blow rainbow farts on himself again, the third chef found an excuse and hurriedly left. After the third chef left, the chef and the second chef also left with the excuse that they were busy making afternoon tea.

One, two, and three are so dedicated to their work, Xiang Yu couldn't help nodding his head repeatedly, and said to Yu Xiu, "Sure enough, people who can make achievements in their own fields are hardworking talents. You can pick up the treasure, and if you pick it up, you will get three!"

After he finished speaking, he nodded in a serious manner, expressing his approval to himself, and then expressed his full envy for the universe group.

However, Xiang Yu was just envious, and he also knew that he was incomparable to a behemoth like the Universe Group, so he was very satisfied to be able to rely on Yu Xiu's relationship to have a small meal once in a while.

So after sighing, Xiang Yu glanced at Yu Xiu gratefully, and then made a dog-legged invitation.

"Yu Xiu, why don't we go for a walk later to refresh ourselves?"

Facing Xiang Yu's invitation, Yu Xiu would naturally not refuse, although he was not the one who needed to digest, but who would miss the opportunity to get along with him when he offered it to his door!

***

At noon the sun was very poisonous, so it was impossible for Xiang Yu and Yu Xiu to walk under the sun, so their so-called digestion walk was actually just a different path to walk back to the practice room.

But the reason why a walk is called a walk is because they have to walk after a meal, so they thought about it and decided to take the "green forest" road in a large circle.

"Green Shade Forest" is a long and narrow path full of green plants. Here, the sun is almost invisible, and the sunlight can only enter the path sparsely through the dense leaves.

"Yu Xiu, how beautiful is this place in autumn?" Turning around, Xiang Yu said with his hands behind his back.

Walking backwards, Xiang Yu's attention was all on these green plants.

"Oh, it's a pity, we will leave in autumn, otherwise I really want to take some photos here."

When he said this, Xiang Yu's tone was clearly regretful.

This tree-shaded path looks a bit unique now, but this bit of a feature can only be regarded as ordinary in this fairy tale paradise. After all, it seems that in this paradise full of greenery, it can only be a little better than ordinary?

But Xiang Yu knows that this "ordinary" will change in autumn, because the green plants here are not pure green plants, it is a plant called "Autumn Love", and the characteristics of this plant are similar to It's the same name - like autumn.

This is a newly discovered plant in the interstellar era!

In spring, summer, and winter, Autumn Love will only appear in the form of green leaves, but once autumn comes, its original green leaves will turn yellow, and once the leaves start to turn yellow, the gorgeous fiery flowers will begin to bloom.

A large area of ​​flowers, like the thickest pigment in the world, blooms among the withered leaves, and they seem to burn all the vitality of their lives.

Xiang Yu was amazed by such plants when he was very young. Therefore, looking at the lush "forest" at this moment, he couldn't help but think of the scenery he had seen before. It is because of this that he has regrets about this place. .

"You want to stay here forever?" Yu Xiu couldn't help but stepped forward to protect Xiang Yu.

After being protected by Yu Xiu, Xiang Yu became even more presumptuous.

Originally, he would turn his head to look at the road, but now he doesn't even look at the road, and walks as he wants, anyway, he knows that Yu Xiu will definitely remind him when he is in danger.

Even Xiang Yu felt that this kind of affirmation was inexplicable, but that's how he felt!

"Huh? I want to stay here forever?" Pointing at his nose, Xiang Yu looked puzzled.

"How could I want to stay here forever!" Xiang Yu said firmly.

Yu Xiu raised his eyebrows, "But I think you are very happy to leave."

Xiang Yu pouted, expressing that he didn't want to talk.

But Yu Xiu didn't want to let him go, and was still breaking the casserole to ask the end.

Xiang Yu, who was defeated by Yu Xiu, had no choice but to hook his little finger to Yu Xiu, motioning him to come closer.

Looking at Xiang Yu's white and slender little fingers, Yu Xiu felt an inexplicable irritability on his face.

Seeing that Yu Xiu didn't lean over and Xiang Yu didn't make trouble, he lowered his head and waved his hands casually and angrily a few times, before finally muttering softly: "I miss my grandma and my parents."

Hearing this, Yu Xiu was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly didn't know what to say.

But Yu Xiu didn't know what to say, but Xiang Yu suddenly started thinking about it.

"I haven't seen my grandma for half a year. My grandma went on a business trip. When I was about to come back, I came to see the show again. Counting now, it will be a long time before I go home to see my grandma." Speaking of this, Xiang Yu Just very upset.

Because "Cosmic Starlight" is a wonderful closed program, although the program group did not confiscate their optical brains, what is the use of optical brains that cannot be connected to the Internet?This is reserved for them as a decoration.

Speaking of this, Xiang Yu became even more aggrieved.

So he originally said that he missed his family, but as he talked, it became him complaining about the program group.

Uncontrollably touching his nose, Yu Xiu suddenly felt a little guilty.

Because those "wonderful" regulations that Xiang Yu mentioned were basically formulated with Yu Xiu's participation.

You must know that cutting off the Internet in this interstellar age is really like cutting off your life!

You have lived in a place with unobstructed internet access since you were a child, and you suddenly said you will not forget?That's just looking for a fight, so many talent shows will not force the players to disconnect from the Internet, only the program "Cosmic Starlight", because Yu Xiu thinks that the players need a purer environment, and it is better to have no distractions, so he insists on disconnecting the trainees from the Internet.

But in the end, the facts also proved that Yu Xiu's decision was not wrong.

Without knowing the comments from netizens, or the specific rankings and popularity of people around them, more trainees began to focus on themselves.

And although disconnection from the Internet is uncomfortable, but when the disconnection becomes a habit, especially when I have other more important things to work hard on, this discomfort becomes less uncomfortable.

But it must be inconvenient to be inconvenient, so Yu Xiu often hears other trainees complaining about the disconnection system.

This time, after listening to Xiang Yu's rants, Yu Xiu finally couldn't help thinking about whether the program team should engage in a communication link, to give the trainees some time to communicate, and let them report to their families that they are safe.

So that night, Xiang Yu was surprised to find that the program team had become a human being!

Yes, they are human! ! !

They actually give all the trainees 15 minutes to talk to their families? !

Jumping up happily, he gave a cheer to Yu, and then ran back to the hotel room desperately before everyone came back to their senses, then closed the door with a huff, and immediately dialed grandma's communication.

"Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo..."

1 minute passed, and the communication was not connected.

2 minutes have passed, and the communication is still not connected.

3 minutes have passed, and the communication is still not connected!

Xiang Yu didn't give up and continued to call, the last precious 5 minutes passed, and Grandma Xiang Yu still didn't get through the communication.

Seeing that Guangnao only had a pitiful 10 minutes of call time left, Xiang Yu looked angry, let out a "hum" and listlessly dialed the communication number of his mother, but this time he was picked up quickly.

"Hey, little fish, what do you want?"

Seeing her son, Mingyan was a little pleasantly surprised to her mother, but... it was really a little bit.

Seeing that her son was healthy and painless, and even seemed to be gaining weight (?), Mother Xiang was relieved this time. After she was relieved, she didn't even look at her son, and focused on making the mask.

Xiang Yu was not annoyed by this, he babbled at his beautiful mother for a few words and then asked grandma, but Xiang's mother raised her head in surprise, looked at him suspiciously and said, "Your grandma and her group of friends Went on tour and haven't come back yet!"

Regarding this, Xiang Yu couldn't help but let out an "ah" in disappointment, and then asked, "When will grandma come back? I just couldn't get through to her on the phone."

This time, I nodded to my mother as usual, then shrugged and complained: "Oh, isn't this normal, I can't get through anyway, your grandma is busy."

Hearing this, Xiang Yu nu pouted, and suddenly lost his temper.

"Mom, you don't even care about me." Xiang Yu couldn't help protesting seeing the beautiful mother obsessed with homemade facial masks.

But his protest was useless at all, upon hearing his protest, his | mother just looked up at him, and then couldn't help rolling her eyes on her pretty face.

"What do I care about you? Do I care how many times you've been on the trending searches? You're such a grown-up person, why don't you just participate in one show? There's nothing to worry about. The shows are all on the air, and I've watched them all!"

Speaking of this, Xiang's mother is very proud, and there is an astonishingly gorgeous smile on her face.

I have to say that Xiang Yu is good-looking, and Xiang's mother has contributed a lot. Xiang Yu's looks are really in the same line of beauty as hers.

"Xiao Yuer, let me tell you, my mother treats you very well. Not only did I watch the show by myself, I also let your father watch it, and let your uncles and aunts watch it. After watching the show, my mother asked them to give it to you. Vote!"

Xiang Yu was taken aback, looking at his glamorous mother, he frowned slightly, feeling that things were not that simple.

But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem like this should be a complicated thing, so why is it so simple?

Scratching his head, Xiang Yu didn't understand where his strange intuition came from. He saw his mother happily talking about the show, and finally replied to her happily.

The chat between the mother and the son was full of enthusiasm. At the end of the chat, when he saw that there was only 1 minute left at the bottom of the screen, Xiang Yu remembered his forgotten father, so he interrupted Xiang's mother, and then asked her to give him his father. The busy father took his son's cordial greetings.

After finally finishing speaking, Xiang Yu still had some time, so he started chatting with his mother again.

"Thank you mom, you've worked hard mom, it's really hard work for you to sign in and vote for me every day, when I go back, I'll give you a shoulder squeeze!"

Speaking of this, Xiang Yu couldn't help being obedient, and showed a rare and obedient smile to his mother.

However, mother Xiang couldn't help being stunned when she heard the words, then she shook her head frankly at her son, and said confidently: "No, I didn't vote for you."

Xiang Yu:? ? ?

Xiang Yu:! ! !

Wait, what do you mean didn't vote for me?

Xiang Yu looked at his mother in disbelief. He felt that he had been deceived!

What kind of mother-child love is this?

Isn't this a deceitful feeling!

Just now you said to mobilize everyone to vote for yourself, but then you said you didn't vote for yourself?

How could mother do this!

Xiang Yu was angry, and he couldn't coax him well.

However, Xiang's mother was not used to him, she just patted Xiang Yu's head in a perfunctory manner, and called him a few words to be a good baby. Seeing that Xiang Yu was not so angry, she immediately revealed her true colors to her mother.

"My dear son, are you roommates with Yu Xiu?"

Xiang Yu glanced at his mother suspiciously, and finally nodded hesitantly without knowing why.

Seeing the son nodding, the smile on his mother's face grew brighter.

"My dear son, can you promise me one thing?"

Xiang Yu: Ang?

Xiang Yu had a hunch that he shouldn't agree, but Xiang's mother had already started talking to herself.

"When you go home, remember to help your mother ask Yu Xiu for an autograph and bring it back to me! Mom really likes him so much!! Remember to tell him that I voted for him so many times!!!"

Xiang Yu:? ? ?

Xiang Yu:! ! !

A mouthful of old blood clogged in his heart, and Xiang Yu felt that he was going to die of anger.

The emotional mother still signs in to vote every day, but she doesn't vote for herself after getting the vote.

Is this really my mother?

How dare you vote for others but not your own son?

Xiang Yu was really going to die of anger!

However, at this moment, the countdown to the communication time ended, and Xiang Yu, who was in a hurry, finally didn't even have the chance to argue with his mother.

So when Yu Xiu came back, he originally thought that he would see a happy Xiang Yu, but unexpectedly, when he came back, he found that Xiang Yu was staring at him sullenly, with extremely unfriendly eyes.

Yu Xiu: Confused.jpg Shouldn't Xiang Yu be happy?

Why is he looking at him like that?

He doesn't seem to be doing anything, is he?

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