Forced to be a sea king in a variety show

[Nuclear energy strikes ahead, nuclear energy strikes ahead, non-combatants please evacuate quickly, non-combatants please evacuate quickly! 】

The screen is full of this barrage, and the dense red fonts are daunting.

In the next few seconds, the barrage flew past like bullets. When I looked carefully, they were all "fucking shit" against Xiang Yu without exception.

[Fuck, this feeling of directly hitting the soul! ! 】

[He's here, he's here, he's walking towards us with my goosebumps. 】

[Everyone get ready, I'll call 123, let's kneel together]

[Bang bang ~ I kneel down]

【Kneel well +1】

【+2】

【+3】

【+Citizen ID number】

"..."

[Aww, make room in front, there's no place to kneel when it's full! 】

"..."

[The big devil who turned over the ink! 】

[Dangdangdangdang, please invite our Great Demon King to appear! 】

[I offer my knees for you. 】

【Really shocked my whole family [dege]】

"..."

[Xiang Yu: Oh, fight with me?Sooner or later, you will kneel down and call Dad. 】

[Shu Mo: trembling, afraid to speak. 】

"..."

Everyone was stunned by Xiang Yu's performance. At this moment, they couldn't hold anything else in their minds except Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu!

No wonder Xiang Yuhui exploded like this, no wonder Xiang Yuhui said that to Shumo.

If they have this strength, let Shu Mo kneel down and call Dad on the spot, okay?

So Xiang Yu just said a few words to him nonchalantly, what's wrong?What's wrong!

Thinking of this, the eyes of those who don't think it's a big deal can't help but brighten their eyes. They snickered and found Shu Mo's masterpiece - "Red Ling" video, and then worked overtime to edit it.

Shu Mohao’s masterpiece, just because of the addition of those few lyrics sung by Xiang Yu, turned the work into a “work”, not to mention how good the dramatic effect is, people can’t help but think haha laughing out loud.

And Shu Mo naturally also saw the comparison video. When he saw the video, his whole face showed a kind of iron blue with hatred, and he looked frighteningly tight.

"Why hasn't this video been deleted yet? Didn't I ask you to contact that person?"

Pacing back and forth anxiously in the living room, Shu Mo's anger almost solidified into substance.

In response, the agent could only smile wryly.

withdraw?This is not so easy to withdraw.

He was complaining in his heart, but he didn't dare to provoke Shu Mo, because Shu Mo was the only popular artist he was currently, and if he was unlucky, he could only be unlucky with him.

Carefully looking at Shu Mo, the manager Amu said helplessly, "Shu Mo, the other party is unwilling to take down the video."

Hearing this, Shu Mo exploded, looking at him full of resentment and unkindness.

"Don't want to? Why don't you want to? Does he think the money is too small? Oh, then add another 50."

Shu Mo's tone was full of coldness, and his expression was even more gnashing of teeth. Every word was squeezed out between his teeth, and he directly doubled the conditions offered.

50, this money is not worth mentioning to the original him, as long as he accepts any variety show, he can earn an unknown amount of 50.

But now, "Cosmic Starlight" will not let go no matter what they say, insisting that they pay 1 million star coins in liquidated damages.

Originally, Shu Mo spends money lavishly, and there is no fixed amount. In addition, he makes money easily, so he doesn't care how much he spends. Therefore, the compensation for the [-] million star coins is almost three-quarters of his savings.

Shu Mo didn't want to pay compensation, but he caused the big trouble himself, and he posted the evidence directly on Xingbo. Almost everyone who followed this matter knew that he released the video of the program group without authorization, which made him have nowhere to deny it It can be denied, but he can only bite the bullet and pay liquidated damages.

After paying the liquidated damages for the program group, Shu Mo was left with tens of millions of assets, and most of the tens of millions of assets were still in the house, so the money left for Shu Mo's activities was very little, as little as 50 was heartache the point.

"If you go to him again, I won't believe it. The 100 million star coins are so easy to earn, so he can't take it."

However—the manager couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "He really doesn't want it!"

After he finished speaking, he felt the surrounding area was cold, and knowing that Shu Mo was about to get angry again, he quickly said: "The person who posted the video is a kid from a rich family, and 100 million star coins may not be enough for him to buy a suit of clothes."

100 million stars is not enough to buy a set of clothes?

Shu Mo was completely outraged this time, turned around, and smashed everything he saw, until finally there was no place to stay at home.

***

Shu Mo has offended too many people. When he was popular in the past, he was naturally praised by everyone, but now he is in trouble. It is good if he doesn't add trouble to others. Let's give it a try?Oh, wash up and sleep, there is everything in the dream.

What you sow causes you to reap the fruits. When Shu Mo was popular, he didn't treat others as a human being. Now that he is in trouble, others naturally don't treat him as a human being.

No, don't mention others, even Shu Mo's own fans took off a big push.

But who asked Shumo to market himself as a new generation of opera heir and a powerful hero? Although this kind of marketing is effective, it also caused his fans to like him because of his strength!

And now there is a more powerful Xiang Yu?

His fans must have naturally gone to Xiang Yu's side.

Seeing such a phenomenon, Xiaohua, many young students in the entertainment industry, couldn't help but gloated and laughed.

Hahahaha, as expected, there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, it's not that the time has not come.

Usually so arrogant, did he still kneel when the "Demon Mirror" came out?

Hahahahaha, you deserve it, you deserve it!Let's see how arrogant he is in the future.

In the entertainment circle, it is very common for celebrities to have concave characters, so it is also common to have collapsed characters.

But - the collapse of a normal character set may affect the star path, not to mention Shu Mo, a character set based on strength as the basis for marketing.

Once a character like Shu Mo collapses, he can't be saved at all, unless he can shamelessly take the black and red route in the follow-up, and then change to another unpleasant character and wait for the matter to pass before washing his whites, so that he can have Opportunities come back.

But is Shu Mo willing to take the black and red route?

Ha ha, Shu Mo is really willing!

Heihong is also red, and his current situation cannot be worse. If he does nothing now, he will be forced to quit the entertainment circle in the end. As long as Xiang Yuhong is hot, he must be hot, and it's completely fine to shamelessly go for quick money. As for the rest?

Thinking of those artists who started their careers in black and red and finally succeeded in cleansing themselves, Shu Mo couldn't help but sneer.

As long as you are popular, who cares how you became popular.

In the entertainment industry, being popular is king, not being popular is the original sin.

From the time he first entered the entertainment industry as a small fud, to when he became famous, even the director treated him respectfully and politely. Shu Mo was unwilling to go back to being a little transparent again.

"..."

"Amu, take over the program of "Entertainment Forum"."

Shu Mo's tone was flat and frightening, and his eyes shot out a cold light.

Entertainment forum?Hearing this, Amu stared frighteningly, and looked at Shu Mo's expression as if he had seen a ghost.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything. In the end, under Shu Mo's condensed gaze, he nodded his head and went to work.

As soon as this job was accepted, some people were in awe of Shu Mo, and they couldn't help sighing in their hearts.

Sure enough, there was a reason why Shu Mo became popular. Among other things, he was so decisive that many people couldn't match it.

We must know that things are not so bad that they cannot be saved now, but at the same time, Shumo's popularity may be the highest in the past two years, so high that he wants to invite him to any entertainment variety show, even though this invitation Just to squeeze his heat.

"It seems that Shu Mo, a grasshopper after autumn, can still jump around a bit."

"You have to study hard, Jun, with his mentality. He is so ruthless to himself, and he may not be able to make a comeback in the future."

"It seems that we still can't step on it too much, otherwise if Shu Mo really has this luck to turn around, we will have a hard time."

"..."

Hearing that Shu Mo took over several variety shows, the keen manager immediately guessed his follow-up route from his actions, which caused some people to change from a state of wanting to add insult to injury to wait and see, after all - stepping on people is stepping to death If you can't step on it to death, it will be troublesome if you are hated by others.

***

After the news of Shu Mo's acceptance of variety shows spread, everyone ridiculed him, especially his fans. Seeing him accepting those variety shows, people who were still on the sidelines dropped their fans one after another.

But it may be because he wants to see Shu Mo get embarrassed. Although Shu Mo's fans have lost a lot of fans, his number of Starblog fans has not decreased but increased. This wave of operations is really incomprehensible.

But soon, everyone's eyes turned away from Shu Mo, because - the first performance of "Cosmic Starlight" is about to begin!

Grab tickets?

This is wow!

Staring at the page of the program group with piercing eyes, everyone read the rules for obtaining tickets for the first performance word by word.

When they saw that the program group did not open the purchase channel, the local tyrants wailed, and then asked for high prices for performance tickets. The highest price has already reached 10 interstellar coins.

Seeing this price, everyone couldn't help being dumbfounded, especially those who don't watch talent shows, they couldn't help being attracted.

After all—that’s 10 star coins!

You can participate in the lucky draw just by tapping your fingers and reposting the top Xingbo in the commented program group?

Is this kind of finger-moving thing counted?

No, this is simply a chance to make money for them.

You can draw a lottery by reposting the comments. After you get the tickets, you can sell them without watching them. One ticket is 10 yuan. How can you not participate in such a good thing!

So as soon as the ticket drawing event came out, more people were blown out than everyone expected.

This situation made many program fans cry.

I knew that the program team was uneasy and kind, why free tickets, it's better to let them spend money to buy them.

With this posture, can they get tickets?

They will only become one of the countless denominators!

The more I think about it, the more angry I get, but it doesn't delay their forwarding and commenting. After all, there is still a chance to get tickets for reposting. If you don't repost, it will be absolutely useless.

But they really seemed to go to see how the scene was broken!

Food, lodging and transportation are included, and the most important thing is that you can see your brother's beauty up close!

"..."

[Forget it, forget it, the most important thing to be a human being is to be content. After all, everyone’s fees are free and we can still force them to win the lottery. 】

[That's right, sisters, let's take it easy!Think about the good things-isn’t it good to live broadcast in holographic mode now?As long as you have good equipment, as long as the program group is well equipped, it’s actually not much different from watching live at home! ! 】

【Shock!Worship the sisters above, I know you are rich _(:з」∠)_ from what you say, but we are poor, so we have to complain if we don’t have such good equipment. 】

[+1 is really too poor, that's why I'm so desperate now, blah blah~ Chasing stars makes me self-reliant, I have to work hard to make money, if I don't work hard, I can't even afford my brother's performance tickets. 】

[Oh, yes!And the first performance is in the fairy tale paradise where my brothers live, I really want to go to der~, I want to experience the environment where my brothers live and struggle up close. 】

[Yes, yes, that's it, and the program team also said that after we go to the paradise, they can ask someone to take us to play for a day, secretly thinking → Could this "person" be our brother? Woolen cloth! [blush.jpg]]

[This... is rounded up to a date with my brothers! ! [doge]]

"..."

[Hey, stop talking, isn't it just a turn?I transfer, I borrow the accounts of my father, mother, grandfather, grandma, uncle, and aunt to transfer, I don't believe I can't get a ticket! 】

[Happily glanced at the silly brother who was sitting next to me and gnawed his finger. For the first time, I felt that having a younger brother is such a happy thing. Hahahahaha, I want to use my brother's account and his Ouhuang finger to forward a wave ! 】

[Envy, I heard that you will have better luck with a big belly?Should I ask my girlfriend to help me turn around?She just happened to be on her due date, even if she won the lottery - she probably wouldn't be able to go! [Akimbo laughing.jpg]]

[The above ↑ gives you two words - talent! 】

[Are you afraid that you will be beaten to death by your best friend? My best friend gave birth to a baby, and it's fine if you don't accompany her, but you still want to go to the performance happily with someone else's ticket? [Dog head save life]]

"..."

Hehehe, Amway and other people joined the ticket grabbing army, then laughed and made noises, and finally turned into a meme meeting.

People who had no love for talent shows like "Cosmic Starlight" could not help but be attracted by the funny remarks of netizens.

Day by day, because of the sand sculpture netizens, many people have a natural affection for the program group.

And Ah Wei is such a boy.

With such a name that seems to be dead|dead and resurrected on the Internet, Ah Wei's life is destined to be very extraordinary!

What is so extraordinary?

The main manifestation is that whatever he likes, he will be yellow, and which star he likes will be cool.

So in order not to commit crimes, Ah Wei has not paid attention to the turmoil in the entertainment industry for a long time.

But because of the trouble between Xiang Yu and Shu Mo, Ah Wei got to know Xiang Yu, and also learned about the program group "Cosmic Starlight".

After understanding and understanding, he became very interested in "Cosmic Starlight", which was specifically manifested in the fact that he not only wanted to repost the comments, but also successfully bought his sister with 100 star coins, letting her use his and her accounts to repost the comments together.

In the end, luckily, both he and his sister won the lottery!

Holy shit, seeing the official private message sent by the program team, Ah Wei couldn't help but pinch his cheek. He didn't believe it was true until he felt a tingling sensation on his cheek!

"Did I really hit it?" Ah Wei couldn't help asking again.

The staff replied with a usual smile: "Yes, sir, please provide your relevant information and courier address, and we will have someone send you the performance tickets later."

"Hahahaha, I won, I really won! How can I have such good luck!" Ah Wei said incoherently.

After going crazy for a long time, he finally stopped.

After a few dry coughs, he asked cheerfully: "My sister's account has also been hit, can you send me two tickets directly?"

"My dear, this kind of operation is not allowed here! If your younger sister also wins, then you or your younger sister need to log in to your Starblog account, and then wait for the program group to private message or private message the relevant personnel of the program group to register personal information And the courier address."

It looked like copy-pasted words, but it didn't affect Ah Wei's good mood at all.

After he happily sent his information and address to the staff, he picked up his younger sister who was playing with toys next to her, logged on to her Starblog, and then ran to the private message program Group.

Perhaps because there were too many private messages, Ah Wei waited for about an hour before he received a reply from the program team.

Skillfully filling in his sister's information and courier address, Ah Wei couldn't help but kiss the little dumpling in front of him fiercely!

"Baby, you are such a treasure! Why are you so lucky!" A Wei was so excited that his tone trembled as he licked his sister's hair stickily.

This made the group who had already disliked him dislike him even more.

Seeing that Brother Smelly kept interrupting her play, the pink little dumpling couldn't help but groan, and bit Ah Wei's hand.

"Pain, pain, pain, Li Xiaoxiao, please let me go."

"Hmph, brother, you hate me, you always bother me."

Seeing Ah Wei in pain, Li Xiaoxiao let out an arrogant "hum", and finally let go of her mouth reluctantly.

The arrogant and petite Ah Wei jumped up and down.

However, the dumpling is so cute, Brother Smelly can't get angry at all, but in just 2 minutes, Ah Wei started to provoke his lovely sister again.

"Li Xiaoxiao, I'll take you to the performance, do you want to go?"

Ah Wei smiled and said with a winning ticket, as if those two performance tickets were naturally one of them.

But—"No, Xiaoxiao doesn't have time, Xiaoxiao doesn't want to go to the performance." Li Xiaoxiao didn't even look up, he was so addicted to acting that he couldn't extricate himself.

Li Wei: "..." Uh.

Li Wei: "Do you know what a performance is?"

Li Xiaoxiao looked up at Brother Smelly in doubt, and said confidently, "I don't know!"

Li Wei: "..." I don't know why you refused so quickly?

After wiping his face, Li Wei explained to her with a black face, but no matter how he explained, Xiaotuanzi just wasn't interested.

And as long as Xiaotuanzi is not interested, he can't go!

Who asked him to volunteer and promise his parents that he would take good care of his sister during the two months of summer vacation!

If his sister doesn't go, how can he go!

Unless he wants to be thrown out of the house with a broken leg.

Thinking of this, Ah Wei was very unwilling.

He is not short of money, he just wants to join in the fun.

It's so hard to win the ticket, and there are two tickets, how could you not go!

Racking his brains, Ah Wei tried countless ways to persuade his sister, but unfortunately, he couldn't persuade her at all.

Finally, when he was about to give up in despair, Li Xiaoxiao, who was obsessed with playing games, suddenly raised his head, tilted his head and asked in a sticky voice: "Brother smelly, are you going to that fairy tale paradise?"

Awei:? ? ?

Ah Wei:! ! !

Fairytale land?

Crazy nodding was not enough, Ah Wei quickly opened the first episode of "Cosmic Starlight".

Under the expectant gaze of her younger sister, the overall view of the Universe Paradise spread out in front of her with the camera.

The small mouth was slightly opened, and the eyes were bulging as he looked at the fantasy kingdom. Xiaotuanzi climbed up with both hands and feet, and hugged his stinky brother's thigh cutely, pointing at the video with bright eyes and said: "Play, go play, Xiaoxiao is going to play there!"

Hearing what she said, Ah Wei couldn't help laughing.

Heh, if you don't want to go, why don't you just go?Finally found a way to cure her!

"Heck, heck, go! Let's go!"

Seeing that the camera of the show shifted to the trainees, Li Xiaoxiao anxiously tugged on his pants and was about to go out.

Pinching her little nose, Li Wei couldn't help but become noble and glamorous due to the change of positions between the two parties. Under Xiaotuanzi's dissatisfied gaze, he proudly said: "Hmph, you used to ignore me, but now I let you climb up Sorry."

It's also hard for Ah Wei to say such words to a three-year-old child in such a preposterous manner.

But Li Xiaoxiao is not used to him, seeing her brother talking about something she didn't understand, she became anxious, anxious Li Xiaoxiao kept jumping in her brother's arms, so strong that Li Wei almost threw her .

Embracing the little ancestor in his arms in fear, Li Wei didn't dare to brag anymore, and hastily ceded the land to pay compensation.

"Okay, okay, go, go, but not now, it will take a few days to go."

"Why does it take a few days? Xiaoxiao wants to go now." Xiaoxiao was full of doubts, and looked at her brother suspiciously.

Regarding this, Li Wei could only coax: "Because the fairy tale paradise has not opened yet, it will open in a few days."

Reluctantly accepting this reason, Li Xiaoxiao kicked his legs sullenly to go down.

But the child's temper came and went quickly, and soon, she forgot that she didn't like to wait, and Li Xiaoxiao, who was full of hope that she could go to play in a few days, happily found her children and shared with them a few Today I am going to play in Fairy Tale Paradise.

This is a big deal!

Hearing that Li Xiaoxiao's brother would take Li Xiaoxiao to such a beautiful fairy tale paradise, her friends immediately quit.

Why can Li Xiaoxiao go but they can't?

They want to go too, they want to play with Xiaoxiao!

Crying, making trouble, and hanging themselves, the children just lay down on the ground and started throwing and rolling, showing a posture of "we won't get up unless we are allowed to go".

In the end, the parents had no choice but to find Li Wei and ask him which paradise he wanted to take Li Xiaoxiao to play, and the result—ohhh...it's fun now!

Because what the two brothers and sisters are going to is not a serious children's playground at all, what they are going to is the first performance of "Cosmic Starlight".

But children, who care if you perform in public or not, when they see Fairy Tale Paradise, they think it is a place for children to play.

This time it really makes no sense.

Fortunately, the families of Li Xiaoxiao's friends are also in a good family. If the parents are willing, it is not impossible to go to Xingbo to collect a few tickets at a high price.

So when it comes to headaches and spending money to buy quietness, which are two options that don't have to be chosen at all, everyone chooses to spend money to buy quietness.

After waiting for several days, several families got together and set off.

At this moment, Xiang Yu, who was preparing for the rehearsal backstage, was about to welcome the first batch of youngest fans in his life, and also the youngest fans in the entertainment industry!

The author has something to say: the update time will start at 21 o'clock every night from tomorrow, if there is something that can't be updated, I will ask for leave in the copywriting!

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