Huh, my surname is Jiao

It was past nine o'clock in the evening when we got off the plane, and the night in S City was a bit chilly. Chang Yuanshen put his clothes on Jiao Yi and waited for a taxi to come. He wanted to send them back, but was rejected. After chatting for a while, they went back to each house to find their own mothers. Although Chang Yuanshen tried his best to take Jiao Yi home, Jiao Yi ruthlessly rejected them all. Xiaoju should be protected, and the bad uncle It won't end well when I go home!

Chang Yuanshen looked at the car going away with resentful eyes, a heavy heart, and a sad expression.Seeing this situation, Xia Yu suddenly stood in front of Chang Yuanshen and clicked, it was a photo with historical significance.After the flash, Chang Yuanshen squinted at Xia Yu's phone. "What were you doing just now?"

Xia Yu locked the phone and put it in his pocket, "Huh? Just now? Ah! I was taking a selfie just now. How about taking a selfie of the car where my wife left as a commemoration? It feels good."

"Selfie with a flash?"

Xia Yu's eyes wandered for a moment, and he shrank his clothes, "Hey, what...it's so cold, let's go, Mr. Chang, let's go home too."

"Jiajia?" Chang Yuanshen looked at Xia Yu who was full of lies in front of him, and said lightly for some reason that there was some coldness in his tone, "Come to my house tonight."

Xia Yu instantly jumped half a meter away and clutched his chest, "What are you doing? I'm already a married man, so don't make up my mind."

Chang Yuanshen didn't speak, but stared at Xia Yu with his sharp eyes, and Xia Yu's neck felt cold from seeing it, "Okay, okay, brother Yuanshen, what are you doing, you really have a wife You won't be gentle with others from now on, you cool guy!" Just as the driver drove over, Chang Yuanshen opened the car door and kicked Xia Yu in, "Shut your dog mouth." Then he closed the door and sat in the side seat. drive.As soon as the driver put his luggage in the trunk and entered the car, he heard Xia Yu's wailing.

"Oh, my ass, Chang Yuanshen, you pervert, you think all the men in the world are 1, MD, it hurts, I want to complain to my wife that you kicked his ass. It hurts~"

The driver only felt that the facial muscles seemed to be a little out of his control, why they were always twitching by himself, maybe it was a terminal illness.

"Are you down there?" Chang Yuanshen fastened his seat belt, looked at Xia Yu who was still lying on the seat through the rearview mirror, and asked, a little surprised.

"As long as you make my wife happy, I can do whatever you want, but! The fact is not like this, the fact is that this aspect of the two of us depends on our mood. It's not like you can only squeeze your little Jiao Yi. Look at the people Get scared off."

Chang: "Oh, then why did you walk Lianying without turning around?"

Xia: "Well...he wants to accompany Jiao Yi. It's not like you don't know that your wife can't take care of herself."

Chang: "It's your wife who can't take care of herself."

Xia: "Your wife was raised by my wife!"

Chang: "Your wife is willing to support my wife."

Xia: "Your wife can't take care of herself, so my wife has to support your wife!"

Chang: "My wife's post-production skills are number one!"

Xia: "Your wife can only take the first place with the meticulous care of my wife!"

Chang: "My wife has stupid hair!"

Xia: "My wife raised Jiao Yi with stupid hair on his head!"

Chang: "...you are shameless"

Xia: "...you are shameless"

Chang: "I'm not as shameless as you."

Xia: "You are more shameless than me everywhere."

Chang: "Do you want to say that I am making trouble for no reason?"

Xia: "Forget it... I'm tired, call me when you get home."

……

The driver sent his boss home in such a nonsensical and purely boastful conversation. He felt that he needed to be brainwashed after returning home and heard too many things he shouldn't have heard.

……

As soon as Jiao got home, he threw the suitcase casually, and it fell on the ground with a bang. He didn't know where it went when he flicked his shoes. He went upstairs with bare feet pia da pia da and his head. He hasn't woken up yet, he hasn't woken up since getting off the plane, but he still stubbornly rejected Chang Yuanshen's invitation in his sleep, that's great!

Gu Lianying followed Jiao Yi to wipe his buttocks, watched Jiao Yi go upstairs barefoot, "Jiao Yi, come back!"

Jiao Yi poked his head out from the second floor, and Daimao moved. "I don't want to! I'm so sleepy!"

"If you are sleepy, wash and wash before going to sleep! The plane is full of bacteria!"

Jiao Yi sat on the ground right there, with a sad face, "I don't...I'm so tired, I want to sleep..."

Gu Lianying packed the suitcase and put it aside, and went upstairs with Jiao Yi's lazy slippers, "I told you to come down and you dare to sit on the floor for me, get up!"

"I'm a man! A pure man! What's wrong with sitting on the floor! I don't have a uterus! I don't need to have children, so I just sit on the floor!" After speaking, she hugged the railing in front of her, swearing to die.

Gu Lianying put the slippers next to Jiao Yi, this child was spoiled by Chang Yuanshen, now he doesn't even listen to his own words, he is so stubborn, folds his hands on his chest and looks down at the disgusting Stupid. "You can't afford it? I can't afford to get out of my house tomorrow. I won't raise a disobedient child like you." This sentence was a bit joking but it was also a bit serious. The insecure child slowly let go of what Gu Lianying said, took the lazy slippers and put them on his feet one by one, slowly got up, rubbed his buttocks with his back to Gu Lianying, pouted I can hang 10 bottles of soy sauce, what a pity.Yingying wants to throw him out!What a cruel man, he obediently entered the bathroom with his butt twisted and then walked out naked, beep... Mosaic!

"Can you get dressed!"

Jiao Yi turned around to walk the bird resentfully, this bleached white body, the corners of his eyes drooped sadly, "Yingying, you have changed! It must be that dead thing Xia Yu, you don't love me anymore, you still want to throw me out I still dislike me everywhere, I just went back to the room to get the bathrobe..."

Gu Lianying couldn't help laughing out loud, from the very beginning to now, he has seen every movement of Jiao Yi, and he understands the meaning of every movement, such as rubbing his little butt, making his own butt warming.

"Look, you're still laughing at me."

"Laughing fart, go back and get your bathrobe and go take a shower, don't you feel cold!"

"Call me again..." Jiao Yi's back turned very lonely.Yingying doesn't love him anymore, what should he do?Choose to break up or continue this fruitless love? ╮(╯▽╰)╭It's so entangled, well, you read it right, Jiao Yi didn't reflect on it at all, he was immersed in the script he wrote and had a great time playing.

Gu Lianying turned around and was about to go downstairs to get the suitcase and take out the clothes to wash, when the phone rang, "Hello?"

"Hello? Wife. What are you doing?"

wife? !Wife, you big-headed ghost!Gu Lianying turned her head and saw Jiao Yi entering the bathroom with a bathrobe, and then slowly walked downstairs. "Me? I'm watching Jiao Yi walking the bird."

"Oh, it's good to watch the birds, walk the birds? Walk the birds! You're watching Jiao Yi walk the birds!!!!" Xia Yu's voice shook the entire living room of Chang Yuanshen's house.When Chang Yuanshen came out of the shower, he heard Xia Yu yelling.Xia Yu saw Chang Yuanshen coming out wearing a bath towel, and coughed, "I'm looking at Chang Yuanshen's six-pack abs!"

It's not that Chang Yuanshen didn't hear what Xia Yu was saying just now, and squinted his eyes dangerously at Xia Yu, "What did you say Lianying was doing just now?"

Xia Yu raised his eyebrows proudly, "My wife will watch your wife walk the bird again, haha." Anyway, his wife won't suffer haha...

Chang Yuanshen walked up to Xia Yu while wiping his hair, picked up the phone, completely ignoring the surprise in Xia Yu's eyes, "Hello? I'm Chang Yuanshen. I'm going to watch your husband walk the bird in the near future!" ,hang up the phone.

Gu Lianying looked at the beeping phone, what is this?Retaliation?childish!How can Jiao Yi be so naive as a man!Oh Yo!No wonder he fell in love with such an idiot as Jiao Yi! , threw the phone away, and before the suitcase was opened, the phone rang again, "Hello?"

A tragic cry came from the other end of the phone, "Wow, my wife, help me! Chang Yuanshen has turned into a perverted hungry wolf. My wife and your husband are going to die at the end of the festival, help me..."

Gu Lianying shrugged although the other party couldn't see, "Oh, then I wish you good luck, don't call me when it's too late!"

Xia Yu pulled his pants with one hand, looked at Chang Yuanshen who was trying to pull his pants, "Hey! I'm angry, I'm really angry! Don't think I'm joking! I'm really, really angry!!! "

"I'm still angry!"

"It's none of my business that you're angry! My wife saw it, not me. Why are you taking off my pants! Are you childish? How old are you!"

Chang Yuanshen finally let go of his hand, patted, "Stop making trouble."

Xia Yu put on his pants, "Wipe! Who is making trouble here!"

"I asked you to come to tell you about the acid throwing."

Xia Yu also got serious, and sat down on the sofa with a serious expression, "Splashing sulfuric acid? Isn't it just to pay off the housework?"

"No, I saw him when he came in. He was staring at Lianying all the time. I thought he might be interested in Lianying, but I don't know why she splashed on him when Lu saw her."

"What did you say? You must have read it wrong." Xia Yu's heart became tense.

"I can't make a mistake. I've been staring at the monitor. Suddenly a person comes in and I can't see clearly. I wanted to say who is so ignorant of the rules to stand so close to the viewfinder, but at that time Lu Yan acted really It’s very good, just adjust it with another camera position and I will not make a sound, who knows what happened.”

"That……"

"Investigation required."

Some people want to pour Lianying sulfuric acid, this matter is big or small, but at this time Xia Yu felt very worried, someone was going to harm his lover, if it wasn't for that woman who suddenly changed her target that day, and took Gu Lianying's exposed position Look, it's sure to be poured all over, and he figured he should do something about it.

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(So ​​there are excuses for cohabitation, don’t thank me too much for my mother, my own mother, I’m so good at it!)