Huh, my surname is Jiao

Time: night

Location: home

Characters: Jiao Yi, Gu Lianying, Jiao Yi's baby computer Ba Wei, and some kind of buzzing vampire who can't be called a character.

Event: Jiao Yi was sucked blood, paralyzed to death on the bed.

"Shadow..."

"Put it!" He flipped a page of the magazine in his hand.

"Itchy..." Jiao Yi pouted and let it go.

"What are you calling me for?"

"You scratch me..."

"I don't have long hands?"

"Scratching by yourself is different from being scratched by others... Yingying scratches me, Yingying scratches me..." Jiao Yi rolled all over the bed, and finally rolled to the edge of the bed, stretched her legs, and Gu Lianying put it down The magazine looked at it like this, and burst out laughing, the real mosquito bites 4 in a vertical row very neatly (this is my own experience, you don’t understand this kind of pain ::>_<::) I caught Jiao Yi His leg tugged towards him.Jiao Yi moved half a meter to the side of the bed, which aroused great dissatisfaction in Jiao Yi, "Damn you! You let me be so far away from my son!!! You are a murderer who destroys other people's families!"

Gu Lianying slapped the four mosquito bags, "Have you watched too much anime! Do you want to scratch me? I'll go back to bed if you don't." As if tossing Jiao Yi's leg aside,

Seeing that Gu Lianying wanted to leave, how could Jiao Yi be willing!Standing up angrily, "Don't, Mr. Ying, it's the little one who made a mistake, the little one was mischievous, and self-willed, you adults don't remember the villain's fault, show mercy and forgive the little one, come, enjoy yourself." He made two strokes in the air.

Gu Lianying didn't stand up at all, and scraped Jiao Yi's soles hard, and then a howl resounding through the valley echoed, tsk tsk, it was horrible.The last four bags end with a cross drawn by Gu Lianying with her nails.

"No, Yingying, are you playing with me? I'm like that! You can die if you scratch me!"

"I'm not serious about treating you. Look, what do mosquitoes eat? They suck blood, right? What is it that sucks blood? It's a vampire, right? What are vampires afraid of? It must be afraid of the cross, right? This bag is bitten by mosquitoes, so drawing a cross on you won't itch."

Jiao Yi narrowed his eyes and looked at Gu Lianying, "Really? I don't study much, so don't lie to me!"

Finally, I took a photo of Jiao Yi's four bags, "How can I lie to our smart, beautiful, and powerful little friend Jiao? You say yes, it's 4 o'clock, I'm going to bed, and you are too Hurry up, wash up and sleep, don’t stay up late! Say it again, don’t stay up late!”

"Okay, let's go, let's go, I'll just read the novel just updated by Jingyuan Xingxing for a while, and then I'll go to bed right away, I'm serious, let's go, old lady."

Climbing back to the front of the computer again, Jiao Yi couldn't help scratching the four bags with his hands, like a chain, and the itching was endless after one scratch, "Liar! Gu Lianying, you big liar! Why am I so smart?" Will believe your damned cross, deceive my weak heart! 55555 Itching to death."

Nest crew:

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Post-wavy line~: (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

Director-An Ningning: Oh my god, isn't this our cold little late stage?what happened?Come to my sister's arms and give her a hug.

Post-wavy line~: (┬＿┬) Please comfort me, I was bitten by a mosquito, and then my roommate crossed me and said it would stop itching, he lied to me...

Director-An Ningning: Pfft... o((≧▽≦o) is so funny!!

Screenwriter-Gu Leyu: Pfft... o((≧▽≦o) is so funny!!

Planning-Xiao Wen: Pfft... o((≧▽≦o) is so funny!!

Jk: Whose family belongs to such a cute late stage?

Director-An Ningning: Of course it belongs to my family.

Later stage-wavy line~: I feel tired and don’t love, don’t talk to you, you are all bad people, Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ I want to leave the earth, leave you...

Then there was another string of '噗~' in the group, which made Jiao Yizhen really feel that he would never love again, this group of people really cannot be described in words! ! !

It would be better to seek comfort in a prudent article. Today I was hit too hard.For the first time, Jiao Yi, who only reads but does not comment, only dives but does not surface, left a series of long comments that have nothing to do with Wenwen.

Shenyuan baby:

Do you know who I am?Of course, you definitely don’t know, that’s why I dare to tell you this. Have you heard the rumor that crossing the mosquito bite can relieve itching?Have you ever heard of mosquito vampires?Hey, people's hearts are too sinister, I'd better stay with you obediently to gain comfort.And I really like you, oh no, I really like your novels, you are my god! ! !Forget it, don't talk to me, when I get nervous, come on, I will always support you! ! !Just sauce.

And Chang Yuanshen, who just finished the article here, just happened to never read comments, so he saw this long comment at a glance. Thinking of what Jiao Yi said in the group just now, the comments here are still There is the fact that Jiao Yi likes himself.Chang Yuanshen smiled meaningfully, does this look like a little rabbit throwing himself into a trap?So easy to know which one is Jiao Yi?

For the first time, Chang Yuanshen, who never commented, did so.

Be cautious: Although I have never heard that it can relieve itching, I think if you are by my side, I am willing to scratch you.

As soon as this reply was sent out, it caused an uproar among readers. Not only did you reply cautiously, but you also responded so ambiguously!Everyone was guessing who this baby Shenyuan was, and there were different opinions overnight. A little friend Jiao's baby Shenyuan ID was linked to masturbation, and little friend Jiao, who had always been unknown, made a popular post.

There are also tens of thousands of comments under the novel of prudent action. In short, the night is not peaceful, and our two protagonists are already asleep.