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"What's the matter?" Miss Chen asked in surprise while sticking cucumber slices on her face with one hand.

"I'm dead/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~"

"Hey! Where is the evildoer?" Wen Xin picked up a decorative mahogany sword from the table and knocked it on the top of Wen Xin's head.

"...how can you do this?!_"

Chen Yu rolled his eyes at Wen Xin, put down the mahogany sword and said, "Come quickly, you and grievances."

"...The task failed, I also hung up (╯﹏╰)"

"Oh." Chen Yu responded, and continued to cut cucumber slices: "And then?".

"Isn't this serious enough?!" →Wen Xin.

"Is it serious?" → Chen Yu.

"Isn't it serious?" →Wen Xin.

"Isn't it serious?" → Chen Yu.

"Is it serious?" →Wen Xin.

"Not serious." → Chen Yu.

...well, not serious.Wen Xin silently complained, and was almost disemboweled, and it had to be said that it was not serious...Master!Wouldn't capitalist countries be so dark?

Chen Yu glanced at Wen Xin, who was frowning like a pickle, and handed over the remaining half of the cucumber in his hand, saying, "Come on, I'll show you how to calm down."

Looking at the half cucumber that Chen Yu handed over, Wen Xin deeply doubted whether it was the right thing to come to find it.

Seeing that Wen Xin didn't respond for a long time, Chen Yu took the cucumber back and muttered, "Don't pull it down, now the cucumber costs two yuan a catty!"

"Why didn't you drown if you fell in the eyes of money?!"

"My dream is to use hundred-dollar bills as wallpaper."

"The ideal of nouveau riche."

Speaking of this, the two laughed for a while.Seeing that Wen Xin had improved, Chen Yu asked casually, "How did you die? Hurry up and tell the truth!"

"I was shot, and my throat was cut again." Wen Xin touched his throat with lingering fear after speaking.

"Who is so cruel?" Chen Yu asked in surprise.

"Hannibal."

"Hehe, congratulations." Chen Yu gloated, "At least you didn't watch yourself being eaten."

"How about some sympathy?"

"Hehe, what is that? Can you eat it?"

"You are ruthless!" Wen Xin pulled Chen Yu's favorite doll and beat it hard.

"Okay, don't bully my Ahri." Chen Yu snatched the doll from Wen Xin, and said, "Seriously, why is it so miserable?"

Wen Xin tilted her head and thought for a while, "Isn't the strength worth enough..."

"I don't think so." Wen Xin took off the cucumber slices from her face, and said, "The system should not release tasks that you can't complete. You should talk about it carefully."

Wen Xin succinctly changed the experience of the dungeon of the silent lamb, and finally said with emotion: "It is really powerless to fight back!"

"The most stupid thing is, why didn't you wait until the police came up to expose Hannibal's disguise?" Chen Yu said with gestures, with a sense of giving advice and strategizing.

"I didn't expect it at the time~" Wen Xin said awkwardly.

Chen Yu gave her a squinting look, and said with a sneer, "It's not that you didn't expect that, you were dazzled by that optional task."

Wen Xin laughed dryly, intending to get away with it.

"Laughing hair?" Chen Yu said with a black face, "You didn't expect to find a policeman to accompany you up there? Just say that the senator sent you to negotiate with Hannibal. Due to the danger, you need a policeman to accompany you. Do they still disagree? If that's the case, why are you here?!"

Wen Xin's dry laughter stopped abruptly, and she really didn't know what she was thinking at that time.

"I think it's a problem with your mentality." After laughing at Wen Xin, Chen Yu summed up the above speech, "Impatient and cynical. You think death doesn't matter to you, so you are so careless. But I think, after After this lesson, you shouldn’t make another mistake.”

"I dare not dare!" Wen Xin almost swore to the sky, "The dark space after death is too scary."

"I suddenly remembered," Chen Yu tapped his palm and said, "Do you want to see a psychiatrist?".

"what?"

"Being killed once, do you have no shadow?".

Wen Xin bowed her head and thought about it carefully, and said honestly, "No. I just remembered scolding the police, and I lost too much blood and died before I realized the pain."

"You are weird." Chen Yu covered his face with his hands and lamented. .

"Thank you~" (>^ω^<).