The self-cultivation of the coquettish scum [Quick Transmigration]

Hibiscus tent (19)

Entering the palace to accompany you?

Doesn't that mean that you can mess with the little emperor anytime, anywhere?

And with Zhou Sui's temperament, he would definitely not be brought into the harem, there is no danger at all!

Good job.

he likes!

Shu Le was so happy in his heart, he tried his best to hold back his smile and said, "I... obey the order."

Zhou Sui was also very satisfied, he waved his hand and said, "Little General Shu, then I will be waiting for your good news."

Shu Le saluted respectfully again, thinking of something before he was about to retreat from the imperial tent, he stretched his neck and glanced at the imperial case.

"Your Majesty... I don't know the letter from Bachelor Lin to my minister..."

Zhou Sui raised his eyelids: "What? You still want to take it back and read it at night by candlelight, and keep it for a while?"

Shu Le: No, I just want to play it off and have some fun for myself.

Shu Le put on a look of embarrassment: "Your Majesty... After all, this was sent to me by Bachelor Lin all the way, so I should cherish it."

Zhou Sui sneered, and suddenly said: "That's it. What about the rewards I gave you?"

Shule:? ? ?

Zhou Sui pondered for a moment, and recalled each item with a fairly good memory: "When you first set out for a triumphant return, I gave you a red coral from the Western Regions, and the next day I gave you a screen of pearls with mountains and rivers..."

Shu Le: "..."

Seeing Shu Le's blank face, Zhou Sui said with a dark face, "Okay, let's not mention it. Only this year's New Year, I gave you a suet jade paperweight. It was stuffed, and this is the only one. , I like it very much. Do you have a precious one?"

Shu Le: ...You may be able to find this thing from a beautiful young lady in Zhaoyue Building...

Shu Le turned into a dog again, and lied skillfully: "I have always cherished the things that your majesty bestowed on me, and never gave them to others."

Zhou Sui glanced at him, neither saying yes nor no.

The atmosphere was awkward for a few seconds, and Zhou Sui threw the thin piece of letter paper off the imperial case: "In this case, when the teacher returns to the court this time, I will ask General Shu to show you one by one."

Shu Le: "..."

He seemed to see the flag he had erected flying high in the wind.

After the sad conversation ended, Shu Le walked out of Zhou Sui's imperial tent with a sad face.

Cold wind Xiao Xiao.

Like his desolate and miserable heart.

It is impossible to ask the beautiful young lady for something to send back, and it is also impossible for the sake of face, and it is impossible in this life.

I can only drag Zhou Sui along, I hope he will forget about it quickly.

After an anxious confrontation in his heart, Shu Le shuddered at the howling wind.

He sighed and stuffed the letter written by Lin Jitong into his coat.

He is still a friend of mine, and knows how to write a letter to ask him to add clothes.

A soldier from the training camp happened to come over, cupped his fists at Shu Le and said, "General, the formation is over, do you want to fight?"

Shu Le led Zhui Feng, who was twisting his buttocks and squatting in front of the camp, and rode on the horse and said, "No war, you are not as good at war as you are. If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. I don't want to be the first bird."

After speaking, he led the horse and walked towards the camp.

The team really lined up neatly. Seeing that it was Shu Le who came over, the morale of the soldiers was even higher than when Zhou Sui was there just now.

After all, Zhou Sui was the emperor, he was full of airs, and he was not peaceful.

Since the days of the expedition, the soldiers could feel the cold temperament of the young emperor.

But Shu Le is different. This young general is brave and good at fighting. The key is that he can play with these soldiers every time.

If they won the battle, they would secretly take the lead and go to the flower shop and wine shop on the edge of the war zone with the soldiers to see beautiful girls.

It can be said to be very pleasing.

Shu Le jumped off the horse, glanced ahead, and asked, "Have the enemy troops entered the southern Sichuan city?"

The guard next to him immediately said: "General! Our spies have entered and exited five times today, and have not encountered any obstruction. The people in the city have basically evacuated, so it can be regarded as empty."

Shu Le nodded, and took another look: "Leave a few brothers who can see to watch, and the others sleep for a while. Let's do some activities tonight."

The soldiers responded one after another, Shu Le retreated into the tent first, and rolled on the bed a few times.

After lying down for a while, the attendant outside said respectfully: "General, do you want lunch?"

Eat and eat.

Shu Le added another coat to his woolen cloak, wrapped himself tightly and walked out.

The food was already served, Shu Le picked up the chopsticks and took two bites, then asked casually, "By the way, did the pair of sisters get sent out of the camp the day before yesterday?"

The guard suddenly had a bitter expression on his face, and he took two steps back and said, "Oh General...how do you remember those two women!"

Shu Le: "..."

Shu Le was also very sad, glanced at the guard, and said leisurely: "...these are the only two women from good families in the whole camp after all... No, they are the only two women..."

Guard: "..."

The guard was so sad that he was about to cry, and he knelt down: "General! Your Majesty is so angry! Don't mention this again! Wait for your victory! There is no such a beautiful girl!"

Shu Le choked on food: "...you are right."

The guard felt that he had finally persuaded Shu Le, and sneaked closer to Shu Le again: "General, do you know what soup those sisters made for you that night?"

Shu Le squinted and said, "What soup?"

Guard: "Sheep penis soup! A thick bowl of sheep penis soup!"

Shu Le: "..."

Shu Le thought to himself, do I look so imaginary?Is it possible that you need to add a bowl of whips to add to the fun before you can do it?

Very angry.

Shu Le swallowed the mouthful of rice in his mouth, and said calmly: "No one can tell about this, do you understand?"

The guard was a little confused: "...But it was His Majesty who asked us to find out what kind of soup was in that bowl. His Majesty already knew, and this subordinate told you secretly."

Shu Le: "... you step back"

let him be quiet.

Thank you.

Shu Le calmly finished his meal, calmly drank a cup of cold tea, shivering in the cold, reluctantly changed out of the woolen cloak on his body, and put on his military uniform.

Looking at the blurry bronze mirror, I feel twice as handsome again.

That's right, I don't need the handsomeness of sheep whip soup at all.

Shu Le took his tasseled spear, led Zhui Feng, and slowly stood in front of the soldiers.

The night was getting dark, Shu Le thought that Zhou Sui should have fallen asleep early.

Unexpectedly, as soon as they passed by, they found that Zhou Sui was also there.

Shu Le greeted the little emperor with a smile: "Your Majesty, can't you sleep at night?"

Zhou Sui frowned and said, "You want to attack at night?"

Shu Le glanced at the unlit city in front of him: "I waited outside the city for a whole day, but no barbarians came to take it. I have no choice but to wait for them in the city."

Zhou Sui followed Shu Le's gaze and said, "How sure are you?"

Shu Le raised his eyebrows and smiled: "I never fight uncertain battles."

Zhou Sui turned to look at him, and suddenly said: "Forget it, don't forget what you promised me."

Shu Le turned the red-tasseled gun in his hand, and curled his mouth: "Of course I never forgot, but Your Majesty may not be able to wait for that day!"

Zhou Sui was noncommittal, and walked towards the camp: "Go, I'll wait for you to come back."

Shu Le raised his horsewhip, and led the soldiers in line to let in from the side of South Sichuan City.

Everything went very smoothly, until the prefect's yamen was successfully occupied, and the soldiers guarding outside suddenly reported: "General, the barbarians have suddenly attacked, and they are already surrounded outside the city!"

Shu Le let out a "huh" and said again: "Have you prepared the Flint rocket you mentioned before?"

The soldiers responded: "All preparations have been made!"

Shu Le waved his hand: "Don't be reluctant to part with the money. Anyway, His Majesty came with us. If the funds are exhausted, His Majesty will be detained and the Ministry of Households will pay for it."

All the soldiers: "...the subordinates know."

Shu Le said slyly: "Don't let His Majesty hear this, otherwise you will lose your share in Hualou!"

Generals: "..."

The soldiers went to prepare one after another, and Shu Le sneaked in to joke with the system: All babies!You are quite useful at critical moments.

The system is very indifferent: As long as you don't mess around with those men, I will always be easy to use.

Shu Le said: But Lele has been in drought for a long time, she is really lonely.

The system said: I wish you Yang Wei, goodbye.

Shu Le: ... I'm afraid. I'm afraid.

Standing on the wall of Southern Sichuan City, Shu Le felt his penis while watching the sky full of rockets and flints falling from the wall.

When it landed on the enemy army, there was a miserable cry.

The best thing about Zhou Sui going out with the army is that there is enough food and grass.

At least Shule had never fought such a rich battle before.

In the era of cold weapons, there has never been a real winner in war.

I don't know how long it took, but Zhou's army was not far from the camp, food, grass and firearms were still sufficient, but the barbarians had gradually declined.

After a while, a soldier below came to report: "General! The barbarians request a truce!"

The city wall was already getting colder because of the high terrain. Shu Le felt that he was hovering on the edge of freezing, and said, "They told me to stop the war and I will stop the war! Doesn't the general lose face!"

The soldier clasped his fists in response, and he was a bit confused: "But the general... the barbarians shouted that they have... have..."

While shivering in the cold wind, Shu Le asked, "What's there? Is the most beautiful woman in the world? The most beautiful woman in the world can't do either!"

The soldier's expression became even more hesitant: "No... those barbarians said... they have General Shu's illegitimate son..."

Shule: ...

Not happy to be a father?

Shu Le jumped up in fright: "Nonsense! This general and all the beauties are innocent! How did you get an illegitimate child!?"

The soldier was also taken aback by Shu Le, and hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No no no no no—it's not you!"

Shu Le: "..." If it wasn't for me, it would be even more terrifying!

Sure enough, the little soldier said with a fearless face: "The enemy said - they have the illegitimate son of General Shu in their hands!"

Shu Le: "..."