The self-cultivation of the coquettish scum [Quick Transmigration]

Weiyang Song (1)

Star Dollar 363.

In the process of rapid time spanning, the light and shadow of the void left traces of gradual progress in the imprint of history.

Resources are getting scarcer, while technology is constantly advancing.

This is destined to be an eternal inverse question.

But all of this has nothing to do with Shule.

After all, he is just a simple poor ghost.

Or the kind of people who are poor and have short ambitions.

Just like now.

Hungry and cold, he huddled in a dilapidated house, insulting the system with his real name earnestly.

"You are the one who does this! Pooh, pooh, do you do it?! Is it still the confidant lover back then! Ah--ah!"

There was wind leaking from all sides of the house, Shu Le sneezed exaggeratedly, and continued to scold, "Look at this roof! Damn, is this a roof and open a skylight... Bah, I can see that it is obviously missing a roof ..."

The system scratched its feet: "It's eleven o'clock in the evening, it's time for you to broadcast live."

Shu Le: "..."

Shu Le said loudly: "I won't broadcast it!"

The system calmly said: "You have a total of three bottles of nutrient solution, which is enough for a week. Yesterday you drank two bottles to try out the difference in the taste of the three bottles, and now you only have one bottle."

Shu Le: "..."

From a general to a great director.

In the poor and hungry and cold little civilians.

life.

It's so unpredictable.

Shu Le pouted her buttocks aggrievedly and started whimpering.

The system was silent for a while, but still comforted him and said, "Don't cry, if you don't start the broadcast, you will starve to death tomorrow."

Shu Le: "???"

Shu Le wiped his nose: "Everything! Did you break everything when you left the last world!"

system:"……"

Seeing that the system ignored him, Shu Le became more and more playful and said, "Tantong, can you change the world? Or change your body?"

System: "Can't."

Shu Le cried loudly: "Then I want to be rich!"

The system indifferently opened the middle-aged and elderly idol drama, and doubled the volume: "It is impossible to be rich if you are rich, and it is impossible to be rich in this life."

Shu Le: "..."

The system added another sentence: "No, the sexy female anchor is your only way out."

Shu Le: "..."

System: "Finally, a friendly reminder to the host, don't be discovered by the people of the empire. Goodbye."

Shu Le: "..."

Since being hurt by Mosaic in the last world, Quan Quan's temper has become more and more bad.

What a heart-wrenching thing.

After being rejected and blocked by the system countless times, the stubborn Comrade Shu Le stood up in the narrow, dilapidated and deserted small room.

The room with air leaks on all sides lacks warmth, and the wind blowing in from the missing ceiling shakes the lighting equipment from side to side.

The only colorful thing in the room is the lady's dress thrown on the bed.

Ok.

Including low-waist low-cut dress, sexy lace cover, and black triangle underwear.

It's perfect.

It's the vulgar wild style that Lele likes.

Shu Le was as quiet as a chicken sitting on the small single bed, gesturing and wearing the clothes on her body for a long time, and said very dissatisfied: "Tong, do you still have that silicone breast sticker I used to have?"

The system ignored him.

How could Shu Le get discouraged so easily, and poked the system again: "Why don't you give me two big steamed buns? Hey, four are fine."

system:"……"

Shu Le licked her face and said, "If you look at Xiaoping's breasts, it's not easy to welcome guests. Being a female anchor requires capital!"

system:"……"

How could there be such a hot chicken host!

However, after gritting his teeth, the system still took out Shu Le's silicone bra and threw it to him.

Shu Le took it over skillfully, kneaded it and made gestures, and said with emotion: "Ah, it is still the familiar d cup! You are awesome! I know you like the d cup the most!"

The system can't wait to scratch Shu Le to death: "You are the one who likes d cups! Your whole family likes d cups!"

Shu Le smiled and pasted the silicone on it: "I'm the only one in my family, and I like d. If you don't accept it, you bite me."

The tone of these words is really relaxed.

But it didn't sound so pleasing to the ear.

The system was silent for a while, and said, "Lele, do you really want your family?"

Shu Le made a concave shape of the silicone bra in a strange way.

Then I thought about it, and said casually, "I don't know, I don't know what it's like to have a family."

"I've been doing missions since I can remember, right? I've always been alone."

Shu Le buttoned the hood twice, and said to the system without shame: "This is a bit small! What if I can't put it on!?"

The system is expressionless: "Then don't wear it."

Then I thought about it, and finally asked Shu Le again, "Then see someone else's family..."

Shu Le waved his hand: "Pull it down, doesn't this body have no family members now? It's good to be alone. If one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry?"

After finishing speaking, Shu Le angrily accused the system again, "No! I'm all alone! You still can't make me a rich man! Hey!"

system:"……"

Forget it, there is no way to communicate with the mentally retarded...

Just give up.

Shu Le put on the dress very roughly.

I don't know if his body is malnourished for a long time, the whole person is very thin, coupled with the uncoordinated D cup——

All in all it is very indescribable.

Yet Shule feels good about herself.

He even took a picture in front of the only mirror in the room, and then blinked at the system: "Mirror mirror, am I the most beautiful host in the world?"

The system twitched the corner of its mouth: "You are the stupidest big pig's hoof."

Shu Le: "...Get out, what is my mission in this world?"

The system hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "There are no tasks released yet."

Shu Le: "??? What are you doing here???"

The system explained: "Don't be nervous, there are two possibilities that there are no missions for the time being. The first one is that it may be a temporary transition point because the host suffered too much damage when the world left and it was not easy to accept new missions."

Shu Le thought for a while: "What about the second type?"

The system said: "The second type is more advanced. As your character progresses, tasks will appear immediately, just complete them."

Shu Le: "...it's like playing a game."

The system said: "Then play?"

Shu Le: "Have fun! Can you discuss some starting capital?!"

The system ruthlessly rejected Shu Le again, and sank into the ocean of TV dramas unable to extricate itself.

Shu Le sighed, stood up and straightened the skirt on her body.

Then I searched left and right for a while, and found a bunch of cosmetics that I didn't know whether they were good or bad from the bedside table.

Shu Le picked out a few items that he could barely see their effects clearly, wiped them on his face, then walked back to the mirror again, and took a picture in silence.

— Tsk.

Anyway, female anchors have their own filters when they broadcast.

As long as the filter is good enough, the makeup is not important.

Of course, these are all excuses, the only truth is that he is too lazy to put on makeup.

Shu Le roughly cleaned up the entire bedroom.

I don't know how the original owner lived, it was sloppy from the inside to the outside, and even found a bag of expired nutrient solution under the bed.

Expired……

Ugh.

Shu Le smashed his mouth, but he didn't dare to drink it.

He stood in front of the low window of the small house and took a look. The outside was actually quite desolate, with a sense of tranquility in a slum.

There is a small balcony connected to the narrow bedroom.

Shu Le tried the switch of the light on the balcony, but he didn't know whether it was in disrepair or had never been used, but he didn't give Shu Le any response.

So he could only lift up the hem of his skirt and take a stride lonely, ready to grope for something like nutrient solution from the small dark balcony.

Preferably the kind that fills the stomach.

Because he is really hungry.

The hungry kind.

Shu Le's hand poked around for a while, but before he could find the food, his fingers touched something in the dark.

There was only a soft "click", and something fell from the balcony table.

Shu Le was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously reached out to reach for it.

After fumbling along the corners for a long time, I finally picked up the thing that just fell on the ground——

That is a picture frame.

A very nice flat-page photo frame.

If there is any difference, it is probably because the style of the photo frame is really old, and it is not in line with the current aesthetics.

And this kind of simple and down-and-out photo frame can be regarded as exquisite in this cabin...

Shu Le cried out sadly, and walked out of the balcony with the small photo frame he searched for with aggrieved hands.

It was getting dark very early, and even the room quickly became overcast.

Shu Le had to carefully turn on the illuminator in the bedroom, and then saw the person in the photo frame with the faint light of the illuminator.

It seemed like a family portrait.

There are five people in the photo, well dressed, and everyone is smiling.

It's a very sincere smile that doesn't make people feel uncomfortable at all.

After carefully identifying it for a while, Shu Le still felt that this figure was more pleasing to the eye when he was a little boy.

In the photo, the father of this family is wearing a formal military uniform with a military rank on his body, holding a son on top of his head with great ease.

The happiness on the mother's face cannot be concealed, and she is standing on the left with her eyes squinted.

The children stood in the middle.

Shu Le was obviously the youngest one, surrounded by stars, wearing a flowery skirt, looking cute and harmless.

The system made a melon-eating voice: "Don't look, you are really the only one left in this house."

In fact, Shu Le didn't research anything more, and said casually: "You mentioned it to me before, I thought this body was just like mine, and it was born to be lonely. I didn't expect it to have relatives."

It's just that it's gone.

Shu Le swallowed the last half of the sentence into his throat.

The system hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "The background of this world should not be told to the host, but I can tell you secretly, listen?"

Shu Le immediately chose to be a qualified reaching out party: "Yes, yes!"

The system simplifies the language and summarizes a sentence: "In short, your family members were plotted to rebel against the empire, and then they were arrested as a model. But you were studying in school, survived the disaster, and were dispatched here."

Shu Le: "...is it so miserable?"

The system ate a mouthful of melon: "There are worse things. The reason why your family was reported was because of your fiancé. Isn't it great?"

Shu Le: "..."

Ah, he was almost a prince once!

Now it has become a salted fish with browned sides.

Shu Le touched his deflated belly——

Crying to decide.

Starting today, be the most coquettish one among the salted fish.