The world's No.1 detective doll

Ranpo remembered that he was obviously sleeping.

Could it be that his bastard son did something good again?Trapped him with supernatural powers while he was sleeping, so that I could be alone with idiot Yingzi?

The daze brought about by the sleepiness has not completely dissipated, he rubbed his eyes in random steps, and looked around with some doubts.

Ok……

I don't know it at all.

Not to mention the completely unfamiliar surroundings, even if it's just the street downstairs, Luanbu may not be able to recognize it.

So where the hell is this.

[Super reasoning] I can't help a famous detective guide the way.

Luanbu looked down at himself.

What he was wearing was not the pajamas he put on before going to bed, but the detective clothes he usually wore most often.

Luanbu touched his pocket.

Documents, wallets, everything is there.

After opening it, the grid at the top of the screen was completely blank.

no signal.

It is impossible to have no signal in residential areas.

So there is a high probability that he has entered a different space for some reason now.

Maybe it's someone's ability, maybe it's time and space disorder, maybe someone controls his brain.

It was definitely not his unlucky son who did it. Such a scene that is realistic enough to confuse everyone is impossible for a five-year-old supernatural being to do.

What's more, he was lying at home before he became conscious. If someone with supernatural powers broke into the house, even if he was too sleepy to hear the sound, Sakurako and Takuya would definitely notice it.

It is also unlikely that the plan of putting medicine in the meal and using mist will be implemented in their family.

Well, it's not a supernatural power.

So... an alternate space or space-time disorder?

"Get out!"

The man's yelling came from a street corner not far away, Luanbu was startled, and then walked towards the only place where the sound came from.

When turning the corner of the street, there was only a loud 'bang'. The owner of the house had already slammed the door, but the quarrel inside could not be concealed.

"We don't have any money to buy you wine!"

"Then sell this house, and live in another rental house, or you can still live!"

"This... this is our family's only property!"

"Tch, isn't your daughter very profitable? Then let her drop out of school and work a few more jobs!"

"How can you do this……"

'Snapped--'

"I don't listen to your nonsense, get out and cook!"

"But Sakura..."

"Let her be hungry! Don't Ninzuzu and Miyasaka take her to eat every day? She won't starve to death!"

'Snapped--'

"Go and cook for me!"

"……I see."

There was a random movement.

The small body curled up by the door of the house was trembling visibly, and suddenly there was an unbearable pain in his heart, and he stopped walking in disorder.

He touched his body, and then found the strawberry candy he carried with him in his pocket.

"Stupid... hello."

Luanbu stopped some distance away from Yingzi, squatted down and looked at her with a tilted head.

The tear-stained girl raised her head in horror, and subconsciously shrank her body when she saw the chaotic steps in front of her, and tried her best to lean against the wall behind her.

Ranpo didn't care about the opponent's fear and alienation, but just bit a lollipop and stretched it over.

"Do you want some candy? It's the strawberry flavor that the detective likes."

The behavior of the strange man who suddenly appeared was really strange, Yingzi shook her head desperately, she looked left and right as if she was looking for a way to escape, or looking forward to someone who could save her.

"Don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you."

Yingzi endured the fear in her heart and opened her mouth: "You... who are you?"

"I am the number one detective in the world, and I am also your future husband."

"..."

Even more scared.

At first, she just looked at him with a pale face, but now she was so frightened that tears almost rolled down from her eyes.

How can you be so timid.

The pink candy was bitten by Luanbu with a 'crackling' sound, and Luanbu moved his body and took a few steps back.

"What the detective said is true." Ranpo put the candy lightly in front of her: "Your elementary school went to the first grade in Dotonbori No. [-] Elementary School, and the fourth grade was transferred to Ota Daiichi Elementary School in Tokyo. I first studied in Daejeon National University, high...ah, I haven't reached high school yet."

"Your best friends are Yushi Ninzu and Kenya Ninzu who grew up together, your favorite color is pink, and your favorite fruit is strawberry just like this detective~"

"Science scores are terrible, English is surprisingly good, and you like history more than geography, although history is also poor."

"I like children very much, and I like girls more, but I don't know it. It's a pity that the baby you give birth to in the future will also be a bastard."

"I'm afraid of the dark. When I sleep alone, I have to turn on the night light. I don't feel like getting up, but if I haven't slept enough, I will hug the famous detective while humming and acting like a baby."

"I like Disney stories, and what I want most is a Bandai doll, but I can't afford it because I don't have pocket money, and my salary has to be used to buy food and pay utility bills."

"I'm very ticklish, my ears turn red instantly when I blow air, the itchy flesh is on my waist, and there are two symmetrical moles on the butterfly bone on my back!"

Yingzi raised her head in disbelief, the guard in her eyes gradually faded, and then was replaced by shock and disbelief.

"How...how do you know this?"

"Didn't the famous detective just say that?" Seeing that Yingzi was no longer on guard against him, Luanbu came over and stuffed the candy into her mouth: "This detective is your future husband."

"But, but..."

"There's nothing wrong with it! Do you think there are other people who know about these things?" Luanbu approached Yingzi's face, staring straight into her eyes: "If anyone else knows about these famous detectives Will be very angry, very very very angry!"

"I……"

"Is there really?!" Ranbu's eyes widened in disbelief, as if he was a little puzzled by Yingzi's hesitant reaction.

Ranbu quickly took the lead in the conversation between the two, Yingzi blinked in a panic, then raised her arms and swung back and forth: "No, no...no..."

"Hmph. A famous detective knows that."

Ranbu stood up and straightened the wrinkles on his clothes.

"It looks like you're going to be hungry again tonight."

"..."

Yingzi didn't speak, but hung her head a little lonely, not knowing what she was thinking about.

"Let's go then, the famous detective will take you to dinner."

"Don't go."

"Just go and eat... Hey? What did you say?"

Sakurako buried her head lightly in her arms, and turned her head to look at the deserted street.

"I'm going to wait here for Brother Shinnosuke..." Yingzi raised a slight smile on her face, "Brother Shinzhisuke will definitely come to find me..."

Gong, Ban, Shen, Zhi, Jie.

It's this stinky boy again!

The blood in his body rushed to his brain for a while, he gritted his teeth and muttered something, and then his face flushed and his mouth puffed up.

"No!"

"what?"

"The detective forbids you to meet him! Hurry up! You can only stay with me tonight! Hurry up and take me to any restaurant you want to eat, this detective doesn't know the way!!"

Ranbu grabbed Yingzi's arm in a panic, and even forgot for a moment that Yingzi was completely incapable of physical contact with the opposite sex when she was a girl.

Yingzi struggled a few times in a panic, but the arm held by the other party did not move at all.

The strange thing is that the fear that seemed to be burned by the flames did not come, but the skin that touched the skin was continuously warmed, and all the grievances and anxiety in the heart were dispelled in an instant, Sakura The son was taken aback.

She... doesn't reject him.

why?

"Stupid! Why are you still hesitating, hurry up!"

"Ah good……"

Subconsciously, he agreed with the other party's words.

"No...I have to wait for Shenzhi...uh..."

Before the name was spoken, Ranbu leaned his head and kissed it.

"You, what are you doing?!"

Yingzi was angry and anxious, and her face turned red all of a sudden.

Her first kiss was taken away by an uncle who had never met before! ! !

Worst of all, she...

Her heart is still beating non-stop...

"Don't hear that name again, detective!"

"Why do you hate Shinnosuke-san so much... um..."

This kiss seemed to be longer than the last one.

Sakura raised her hand and covered her mouth in embarrassment.

abnormal!

but.

Why... the heart is here...

it's wired.

She also felt the same way when she saw Brother Shinnosuke, but it was different.

When this strange man kissed him, the emotions in her heart gushed out uncontrollably, stronger, stronger, and more... majestic than when she saw Shinnosuke.

Is she perverted?To actually feel this strange uncle...

"Hey! Idiot Sakurako! You must be calling the famous detective a perverted uncle in your heart!"

"I-I didn't..."

"It's clearly written on your face!"

Sakura subconsciously touched her cheek.

so hot...

"Obviously you also feel that you like the famous detective in your heart? It's okay to just kiss, anyway, you will also..."

Yingzi was annoyed all of a sudden, and the words on her mouth were not controlled by her brain, so she blurted out: "My first kiss is for brother Shinnosuke!"

"What, you bastard..."

Luanbu grabbed Yingzi's hand, then pushed her hard against the wall behind her, bowed her head and kissed her deeply.

This is different from the gentle light kiss just now, it seems to be a punishing, strong kiss. The wet tongue did not know when it pried open the lips and teeth and slipped in. Yingzi could only raise her head and was forced to bear it. this kiss.

Why……

Warm in your heart?

Really like……

wrong!

Is she perverted? !

its not right!

This uncle is a pervert!

"Stupid Sakura..." Luanbu panted lightly and put his forehead against hers: "You better stop doing unnecessary things? Otherwise, if you keep kissing like this, the famous detective may not be able to control himself ..."

What a fool.

The two of them even have children that big, how could he still be as patient as he was before they got married...

"You...you let me go..."

"No—I want—a detective said he would take you to dinner! Let's go~"

Yingzi was forcefully dragged away in this way, walking back and forth on the busy street like a headless fly without knowing the way.

"where is this……"

"..."

"Where is this..."

"..."

"What, idiot Sakurako, have we been to this place just now?"

"..."

"Huh? That's a playground, right... let's go there!"