The world's No.1 detective doll

I'm Takuya Edogawa, a famous detective...

Son.

When I was five years old, I worked hard every day to support this family.

My father, Ranpo Edogawa, claims to be the No.1 detective in the world, but I think his mental age is not as old as mine.

"Takuya~Help detective get some chocolate~"

"……understood."

First of all, it was the chocolate my mother bought me.

Second, the chocolate is right by Mom's side.

If you ask Dad why he doesn't let Mom help with it, then the answer you get must be——

"Your mother is already very tired~ Don't bother her with such trivial matters!"

Oh.

So this kind of trivial matter can bother me, right?

So I'm not tired after working in the kindergarten all day every day, isn't it?

So love will disappear, right?

"Hurry up!"

……

"Mom! Daddy wants my chocolate again!"

"Mr. Ranpo!!"

"...Edogawa Takuya!!"

Ha ha.

So what if you are a famous detective, you still have to obey your mother obediently.

My mother, Edogawa Sakurako, is a very gentle person. When she is not working, she will accompany me to watch TV and tell me bedtime stories.

Just like now, my mother and I are sitting on the sofa together, eating popsicles and watching cartoons playing on TV.

"I'm back!...Hey~ idiot Sakura secretly eats popsicles behind my back! This detective wants to eat too!"

As Dad said, he jumped over and bit the other end of the popsicle in Mom's mouth.

Is our family too poor to afford a popsicle?

"Mr. Ranpo!! Ice, there's still some in the refrigerator! I...I'll get it for you..."

"No—I want—yours is sweeter!"

When you eat popsicles, you eat popsicles. How can you kiss while eating? ? ?

I endured what a five-year-old shouldn't.

"Ran... um... Mr. Ranpo! Taku, Takuya are still here!"

I sat on the sofa blankly, without changing my posture, staring at the cartoon on TV.

"Don't worry about me, you continue, just pretend that I don't exist."

Of course, I am also a supernatural being.

When I was four years old, I first awakened my supernatural ability, probably the ability to create illusions.

Dad was silent for a long time after he knew about it, and then he kept trying to pull me to watch horror movies.

For me, the son of a detective, a brave man, horror movies aren't scary.

Looking at the screaming male and female ghosts on TV, my heart didn't fluctuate and I even wanted to laugh.

However, no matter how brave the warrior is, there will be a day when he will be awakened by the nightmare.After all, whoever watches ten horror movies a day will have the same dream at night.

Of course, my ability got out of control. When I woke up, the whole house was covered by my ability, and there were ghosts from different countries floating around.

Thank you Uncle Dazai for the many resources you gave Dad.

When I walked out of the room to pretend to be pitiful to win my mother's sympathy, I found that the lights in my parents' room were on.

Mom was scared to death by the ghost in the house, and Dad hugged Mom to comfort her.

"Hey~ What an idiot~ You will be afraid of such things. Sure enough, you can't do without this detective, right?"

Looking at the triumphant smile on my father's face, I feel that I have been calculated, but I have no proof.

My parents have a lot of friends, but they got married very late, so I came into this world with the expectation of more than a dozen adults.

On my fifth birthday, my mother held a big birthday party for me. My good friends, uncles and aunts all came to celebrate my birthday, and I also got a lot of birthday presents.

A tennis racket from Uncle Yushi, a funny manga from Uncle Kenya, the latest and most advanced remote control flying from Uncle Atobe, soccer shoes from Uncle Shinichi, a suit from Aunt Xiaolan, a new style from Aunt Sonoko, Sportswear from Aunt Yameng.

A cat from Grandpa Fukuzawa, an ideal notebook from Uncle Kunikida, a set of Transformers toys from Uncle Tanizaki, a little tiger doll from Uncle Atsushi, a set of fairy tale books from Aunt Yosano, and a set of fairy tale books from Aunt Kyoka A small dagger from Dazai, and a bottle of Di/Di/Fai from Uncle Dazai.

Ok?

Enemy/enemy/fear? ? ?

"Bastard Dazai!!"

"Ah~ I took the wrong one, it's this one~"

A...coupon for the supermarket? ?

Today is Valentine's Day, and my mother received a bouquet of flowers from a strange man.

Mom didn't realize that the other party was harboring evil intentions, so she accepted it blankly.

If Dad is not angry when he comes back, I will write the name upside down.

"Idiot, idiot! It really is a big idiot! That nasty guy chose to send you flowers today, don't you understand what it means?!?!"

"……Huh? What does that mean?"

"Are you stupid?"

"Mr. Ranpo, you... um..."

Oh.

Sure enough, it started.

Dad pushed my mother down on the sofa, pressed her down and kissed her, completely ignoring that I was still sitting on the carpet beside me doing puzzles.

The puzzles in the game suddenly don't smell good.

From my perspective, I can only see my father biting his mother's collarbone and shoulders with his teeth angrily, and also poking in along the edge of the jacket.

I turned my head silently.

Next is the time that is not suitable for children.

I covered my ears in time before the strange voice came out, and skillfully pulled out the map of my home to the detective agency from under the TV, and walked out with a blank expression.

"Hello? Aunt Xie Ye? Can the detective agency take me in for another afternoon?"

"Huh? What's the matter? What happened?"

"Not suitable for children."

"...Thank you for your hard work, Takuya."

"It's good to get used to this kind of thing."

I want to curse.

But I don't know how to swear.

I'm too difficult.

Kindergarten’s closing time is much earlier than the detective agency’s off-duty time. Most of the time, the detective agency’s uncles and aunts who have outing tasks come to pick me up and go home. There are also many times when Uncle Kunikida asks my mother to leave work early, and then my mother comes pick me up.

But today there was an accident. All the members except my father were busy with work and couldn't spare time, so my mother had to hand over the task of picking me up from school to my father.

I felt a little uneasy in my heart.

After waiting for an hour and a half at the gate of the kindergarten, even the teacher was a little impatient, but I still didn't see my father.

In desperation, I called the detective agency.

It was Uncle Tanizaki who answered the phone. He was taken aback when he heard this, and then panicked.

"Takuya! Don't wander around at the door! Toshi-kun has already gone to pick you up!"

"Okay, thank you Uncle Tanizaki."

After a pause, I spoke again.

"Uncle Tanizaki, you... also find someone to find my father, I think he may need your help more."

"..."

Even as a warrior I look forward to the playground like all 5 year olds, it has nothing to do with being childish, that place is something no one can say no to.

Similarly, no mother can refuse the request of a well-behaved and sensible child.

Taking advantage of the family holiday, my mother finally decided to take me to the playground for a whole day, and even promised me that I could go to McDonald's for lunch. I was so excited that I was excited all night until I knew that my father would be with us go.

……

Oh, that's fine.

"Huh? Takuya seems to be very lethargic. Is it because I was too excited that I didn't sleep well last night?"

Before I had time to say anything, my father took the conversation away.

"In this case, then Takuya should take a good rest at home, and the detective will go with the idiot Sakurako first~"

"No!" I gritted my teeth fiercely: "I don't need to rest! But Dad, there are a lot of cases this week, right? Dad, you should rest at home!"

"A famous detective doesn't need to rest!!"

"I don't need it either!!"

"..."

Mom sighed.

"Okay, let's go together then."

So this unpleasant 'people's trip' began.

This is a showdown between two men!

My mother, who was looking around, didn't notice the spark between the eyes of my father and me. When she looked over, we looked away as if nothing had happened.

"Then let's go ride the Ferris wheel first, shall we?"

"The famous detective wants to eat the crepe over there!" "Okay mom, it's up to you to decide."

"..."

"..."

Oh, sure win.

"Takuya, wait a minute. Mom is going to buy a crepe for dad. Would you like to have one too?"

"..."

Oh, I get it.

I'm just your dispensable paper man son.

10

The unpleasant snacking session was finally over. I happily dragged my mother towards the direction of the Ferris wheel, but was told by the staff at the door that a Ferris wheel can only accommodate two people at most.

"..."

"Hey, there's nothing I can do~" Dad pushed me into the arms of the staff, "Takuya is still so young, he must be afraid to ride the Ferris wheel, right? Then a detective will take your mother to sit on the Ferris wheel." oh~”

What, damn it, this man!

Seeing my mother's shaken expression, I panicked.

It seems that it is impossible not to enlarge the trick.

Betting on my manly dignity, I can't lose this battle!

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Ah, Takuya, don't cry, mom is here..."

The moment I was embraced by my mother in a panic, I crossed my mother's shoulder and showed a provocative smile to my father.

"What! Idiot Sakurako, don't worry about him, Takuya, he's just pretending!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to..."

"Mom, don't leave, baby don't cry." My mother walked down my back in distress, and then gave my father a dissatisfied look: "Mr. Ranpo! Takuya is still so young, how can you say that about him?"

"This detective...I..."

"Mom... Tuo, Tuo also wants to ride the Ferris wheel..."

"Okay, mom will take you to ride the Ferris wheel."

"Then, where's Dad?"

"Father sits alone, and Takuya sits with mom, okay?"

"Good~"

"Damn it..."

Ah.

11

The twice-yearly parent-child meeting in the kindergarten finally came when I didn't expect it.

Those naive children were triumphantly showing me how powerful their parents are. I just smiled lightly when I heard that.

Sure enough, they were all ignorant children.

In the previous parent-child meetings, parents were unable to get away because of the heavy commissions from the detective agency, but this year is different.

The president's grandfather, who felt ashamed of me often not being accompanied by my parents, decided to give my parents a day off, and specially gave me a place to go to the kindergarten... Ah no, accompany me to the parent-child meeting.

A few nasty kids kept saying in my ear, 'My parents are much richer than yours', 'Huh!Both my parents came back from abroad''My mother is the most beautiful'''My parents will definitely beat your parents to death in a competition later'!

"What about Edogawa Takuya? How good are your parents? My dad can lift a truck! Can your dad?!"

Ah.

My mom can knock your dad and mine away with one punch.

"Takuya Edogawa, my mother is a doctor! What kind of scholar is your mother?"

My mother is a strong man who can kill ten children with one punch.

"Edogawa Takuya, have you seen my car? It's very expensive! I'm afraid you haven't seen it before, have you? I can take you for a ride after school."

I just shook my head with a smile, not intending to argue with them, and then took out a few text messages.

[Cute Ai Xiaotakuya: Aunt Sonoko, the kids in the kindergarten all bully me, they laugh at me for not riding in a good car qaq]

[Auntie Rich Garden: What? !What a bunch of nasty little devils!Wait, Aunt Yuanzi won't let you be bullied! ! 】

[Cute Ai Xiaotuoya: Thank you, Aunt Yuanzi, Aunt Yuanzi is the best!What! 】

tremble!Ignorant human cubs!

12

The parent-child meeting started smoothly. The most classic items are essential. Every child moves a stool and sits down in a circle. Mom and Dad choose one person to tie a strap on their body, and the other end of the strap is tied to the parent-child meeting. At the same time, only if they are strong enough, can parents maintain balance and surround the fruit in their children's mouths.

When my mother came on stage, I saw many children and fathers laughing out loud.

I snorted contemptuously.

Let's laugh, let's laugh, you will cry in a while.

"Dads... and mothers!" The teacher paused when he saw his mother, and then quickly responded: "The competition begins!"

No need to start.

The mother just stood where she was, and the fathers in other directions couldn't take a step forward no matter how they struggled.

"Come on mom~"

"Ah, okay, thank you Takuya."

My mother didn't notice the bruised strong men behind me at all, she just walked towards me with a calm face, and then, the strong men flew towards this direction one after another and fell to the ground.

I smiled contemptuously at the little boy who boasted that his father could lift the truck by himself: "That's it?"

Another link is when it's Dad's turn to show off.

Although we usually dislike each other, we are still very united at this moment of unanimity.

While other parents were racking their brains to think about the answers to the puzzles, Dad stepped forward, took a thick stack of question papers from the teacher, and put them on the table to support his chin.

He just glanced at the questions and read out the answers one by one.

"lantern."

"Eye."

"Pillbox."

"refrigerator."

"penguin."

Then, Dad put the question paper aside in a bit of boredom.

"Aren't there any more difficult questions?"

teacher:?

I raised the corners of my lips and secretly mocked the kid who claimed that his mother was a doctor: "That's it?"

14

Before school was over, I saw the teacher hold my mother's hand tightly and said, "Mom Takuya, it's okay if you two don't come to the parent-child meeting in the future."

Mother:?

"Hey, Takuya Edogawa, would you like to take a ride in our car?"

I smiled and shook my head, and then made a phone call to Grandpa, the housekeeper of Aunt Yuanzi's house.

The second after I hung up the phone, more than a dozen bodyguards in black appeared in front of me.

"Master Takuya!"

Then, the sound of helicopter propellers sounded from above.

I glanced at the kid standing in front of the car: "Sorry, this one is faster."

15

The "happy" parent-child meeting came to an end, and the New Year will come soon.

In addition to visiting the shrine, our family will also take a group photo of the whole family.

This year, we chose traditional Japanese clothing. Kimonos of different colors are put together without any violation. It seems that without any of the colors, such a beautiful picture cannot be combined.

My father and mother sat on the chair, and I was held in my arms by my mother.

If bad guys come, Mom will beat them away.

If there are any problems, Dad will solve them one by one.

Nobody can tear us apart, after all, angles are the strongest shapes, aren't they?

"Come on, one or two, eggplant!"

16

I am Takuya Edogawa, a 5-year-old warrior.

I love my parents and this family very much.