After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

In a blink of an eye, I have been in the Port Mafia for almost a year, and many things have happened during this year.

First of all, Mori Ogai, this old man almost killed me with a scalpel on the bed. As revenge, I called Miss Hongye... Well, although Mori Ogai is very good at fighting, it is always a mistake, and I was severely taught I am a man, and when Sister Hongye comforted me, I raised my hand and swore that if someone had any wrong intentions towards me, I would let him have no younger brother... I swore I saw Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu who was watching the excitement seemed to tremble.

Followed by Osamu Dazai, with my unremitting efforts, the nickname of Osamu Dazai [The Lost Brother in the World] spread throughout the underground world of Yokohama, and even has a tendency to spread to the whole country. The ability is to make people lose their younger brothers", but I don't know why it gradually became "One of the Hong Kong and black double blacks, Dazai Osamu, lost his younger brother because of his supernatural ability, so he made the enemies lose his younger brother pervertedly", and even in the end It has evolved into "all male high-ranking men in Hong Kong and black have no younger brothers, because the leader stipulates that if you want to join Hong Kong and black, you must remove your own younger brother by yourself." At the beginning, I dared to say that I was behind the scenes. But in the end, I directly map Gun... I suspect Osamu Dazai did it and I have proof.

It is worth mentioning here that Nakahara Chuya, after a month later he came back from a business trip and heard that he no longer had a younger brother... Well, without a word, he beat Dazai Osamu, and then went out aggressively to find someone who spread rumors To settle the accounts, I was suddenly glad that Osamu Dazai took the blame for me so that he didn't suspect me... Then the rumors that "one of the double blacks, Nakahara Nakaya, was exposed by his partner that he didn't have a younger brother, so he was so angry that he killed him to silence him" were once rampant. Said this must be another good thing Dazai Osamu did.

The biggest advantage brought about by the younger brother incident is that Mori Ogai will not allow me to participate in any missions to go out in Hong Kong anyway, because the port mafia was once considered insane and devoid of conscience due to previous reasons, Mori Ogai sincerely begs me Don't use supernatural powers to make people lose their younger brothers and let Hong Kong gangsters take the blame...

And finally my concubines, added again.Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya became cadres one after another. After Dazai Osamu became a cadre, he picked up a pair of brothers and sisters from the slums. The older one was called Akutagawa Ryunosuke and became his direct subordinate. The younger one was called Akutagawa Yin and joined the underworld. lizard.As Dazai Osamu's personal assistant, I am responsible for handling all matters related to Dazai Osamu, but I don't know how the dog man Dazai Osamu told Akutagawa Ryunosuke, but the idiot Akutagawa Ryunosuke is always sneaking up on me and shouting He said that as long as he defeats me, Osamu Dazai, he will be recognized...

Exm? ? ?Osamu Dazai, what do you do? ? ?

I was not polite to him, and directly sealed him with supernatural powers, and often let him face the wall to reflect, when did he realize that he was wrong and when did he stop, and if his sister hadn't come to me to plead for mercy, I would have known that this guy didn't realize it at all I was wrong, and then shut myself up for a whole day without eating or drinking...

That night, he was also the person who served the bed, and the next day I woke up early, took off Akutagawa's clothes when he was not awake, took a photo of him sleeping, stared at his angry eyes and threatened that if he dared to trouble me again Just show these photos to Osamu Dazai...

He agreed with humiliation, but the moment he put on his clothes, he activated his ability [Rashomon] to kill me, but I kicked him away.

My ability [Long Live My Emperor] not only gave me the ability to speak spirit, but also changed my physical fitness. It gave me some characteristics of an emperor, such as Xiang Yu's ability to resist a tripod... Although Xiang Yu did not Proclaimed emperor, but his status has already been included in the ranks of emperors, so my strength is particularly affected by this, and it is easy to suppress a waste of physical skills.

The sound of the two of us fighting attracted Yin from the next door. If it wasn't for Yin and his sister, I would never let this guy go.

Later, Osamu Dazai somehow knew that I had beaten Akutagawa, and he was very interested and asked me to show him how to tear Rashomon apart.

I narrowed my eyes and looked at him: "It's impossible to tear Rashomon with your hands, but you can demonstrate how to tear Osamu Dazai with your hands."

Dazai left angrily.

I have been an assistant to Osamu Dazai for so long, and the biggest feeling I have for him is that this guy can do it well!

I originally thought that this guy wanted to commit suicide just because his brain was sick, and I strongly suggested that he go to see his brain. As a result, this guy smiled at me and performed a live performance of jumping off a building in situ.

Simply suffocating!

What can I do? !I'm still counting on this bastard to get paid!

I could only grab him by the collar the moment he jumped out of the window with a look of displeasure, and carried him back. This jumping event seemed to trigger a certain switch in him. The civil servant has become a civil servant who saves people from various places in the river/tree/ditch/trash can every day.

When I picked up the youngest cadre of Hong Kong and black from the trash can one day while pinching my nose, the other party suddenly asked me a question.

"Xiao Shang, why did you save me?" His iris-colored eyes were cold, like eternal ice, "You obviously hate me."

"Mr. Sen said, save you once and give me an extra bonus." Otherwise, I'm too lazy to meddle in my own business.

"But Xiaoshang," he asked me stubbornly, "you are not short of money, right? I saw you buy some things for Sister Hongye and the others, and even sent red wine to Zhongye. With your salary in Hong Kong, you can't afford it at all." Get up."

"You are so annoying," I was a little tired, "because you are so ugly, I am afraid that if you die, it will affect the appearance of the city?!"

"Xiao Shang," he showed a pitiful expression, "Why do you say I'm ugly? Everyone praises me for being good-looking, but you are the only one who says I'm ugly."

To be honest, Osamu Dazai is indeed one of those rare handsome men just by looking at his face. More importantly, he has a unique temperament, and his whole body is full of attractive and depraved beauty.

"Marxism taught me to learn to see the essence through phenomena." I stared at him coldly, as if I wanted to cut open his gorgeous exterior and face his heart directly, "Mr. Dazai, from the first time I saw you , feel your soul is black."

Muddy, filthy, and dirty, like a complex of various malicious things.

"Mr. Dazai," I sighed softly, "I saved you because you were asking for help."

I clearly heard his eyes and his heart shouting "Help me".

No matter how much I hate Osamu Dazai, I can't refuse a dying man's call for help.

"Xiao Shang, you are really..." The last word was spun out several times on the tip of his tongue before he spit it out slowly, "Kindness."

Kindness... maybe.

My eyes flickered, and I changed the subject: "Mr. Dazai, I think that you think so much because you are too smart and see through the essence of the world, so you are confused and desperate. If you don't want to If you are troubled, why not..."

I showed a meaningful smile: "Let me beat you up, as long as people are stupid, they won't think about these messy things."

So fools are the happiest, because they don't know how to think, so they don't suffer.

"Of course I have no experience in this kind of thing," I suggested friendly, "Just in case, it's best to ask Mr. Nakaya to do it for a successful one. He will be very happy."

Of course Chuya would be very happy. We two poor people who are often persecuted by him often form a group in the bar to complain about Dazai Osamu, the scum of the world. No), I bet Nakaya he's been wanting to beat up silly Osamu Dazai for a long time.

At this, Osamu Dazai let out a scream: "No——"

I thought my life would pass by so plainly, eating and drinking every day, doing paperwork, and occasionally sleeping with a few concubines at night. People in Hong Kong and Hong Kong are used to my side effects of supernatural powers. Sister Hongye and Zhongya even have some of me at home. Clothes and toiletries and such, but I didn't expect an unexpected thing to happen.

...I put Osamu Dazai to sleep.

There has always been a saying in Hong Kong and Hei: For Dazai's enemies, the most unfortunate thing is to be Dazai's enemies.

I slept him, and I don't want to be responsible for him. With this guy's narrow-mindedness, I am his enemy who will be killed by him. If this is the case, it is better to strike first.

——I decided to defect from Hong Kong.