After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked: "Wait! What women's clothing?!!"

I opened my eyes and said nonsense: "Ah, it's actually because of a little hobby of you in that world..."

What responded to me was Nakahara Chuya's horrified eyes.

Osamu Dazai leaned over with great interest: "Eh? The little dwarf actually has such a hobby... I really can't see it, tsk tsk tsk..."

Zhong Yuan was also furious: "Get out!!!"

I said very calmly: "Don't be so sure...I have yours too."

Dazai Osamu cracked his smile: "Huh???"

The corners of my mouth were raised slightly, and my mouth was a crit: "You two, you are so-called Hong Kong black sisters~"

The faces of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya turned green at the same time.

"It's true," I pretended I didn't see the nauseous expressions on their faces, and continued, "Dazai, you deliberately chose two oversized apples and stuffed them in your chest to laugh at you, Dazai. A flat chested..."

Osamu Dazai could hardly maintain his calm personality, he reluctantly said: "Xiao Shang... why don't we change the subject...?"

Although Chuya Nakahara didn't want to continue this topic, he was happy to see Osamu Dazai being embarrassed, so he sneered and said, "Oh, what are you afraid of, let Huang Shang continue to talk."

I pretended to think about it for a while: "Well...you two have a very good relationship, and Chuya helped you change Dazai's skirt."

"No! I'm going to throw up!" Osamu Dazai finally couldn't bear it any longer, and turned his head away to retch a few times, "When I think about a slippery slug changing my clothes... Hey, it's so disgusting!"

"Do you think I am willing?!" Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fists tightly, his face livid, as if he was about to hit someone in the face in the next second, "Am I crazy in that world?! Change clothes for mackerel What a disgusting death!!!”

"Think about it, Chuya," I dug out a photo of someone stored in my phone, and looked at him with the eyes of Zhong Yuan Zhong wanting to kill someone, "If you don't come with me, your photo will still have you Tomorrow, news about helping Dazai change his clothes will spread throughout Hong Kong."

"Impossible," Zhong Yuanzhong suppressed his anger and rejected me, "You can change the terms."

I pondered for a moment: "Alright."

Zhong Yuanzhong also breathed a sigh of relief: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"

I leaned closer to him and kissed his cobalt blue eyes that suddenly widened: "I want you."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a step back suddenly, his face flushed, and he stammered and asked, "What do you mean???"

I blinked and repeated: "I want you, which means I'm greedy for your body."

Before Zhongya Nakahara could answer, Osamu Dazai, who was retching, jumped up and threw himself on me and hugged me tightly, "No! Xiaoshang, isn't it enough for you to have me and that guy?!! Think about it so quickly Derailed!!! You clearly promised us!!!!!!"

The leader Zai, who was watching the fun, also changed his face. He put down the coffee in his hand and looked at me with scorching eyes. His eyes were full of accusations, as if I was a scumbag who always gave up.

"The one with you is the future me, what does it have to do with the 14-year-old me," I said confidently, "I am so young and beautiful, why did I choose you two old men? Zhong also looks much younger than you two gone."

Osamu Dazai is not happy anymore, and Osamu Dazai is about to start a fight: "I will not agree to this little man entering our house and lowering our average height!"

"Dazai Osamu, you are going to die!!!" Nakahara Chuya, who was poked in the sore spot, exploded, "Who wants to enter your house!!!"

"Xiao Shang belongs to my family." Osamu Dazai hugged me, pressed his chin on my head, and said shamelessly, "Chuya, as the main palace, I will not allow you to join us."

"Get out!" He cursed angrily, then looked at me, gritted his teeth and said, "Huang Shang, you—"

Central Plains was also stuck for a long time, not knowing how to refuse, and finally could only say angrily: "In short, no matter what you pay attention to, don't even think about it!"

Then he didn't wait for me to come back, picked up the hat and put it on his head, and fled as quickly as if there was a fire behind him.

"Ah, he ran away." I looked at his back in a state of embarrassment and felt a little regretful.

"What's wrong with me, Xiaoshang? Why do you like that little guy so much..." Osamu Dazai hugged me tightly and murmured, with a sad tone, "Obviously I am taller, handsomer, and better skilled than him. His voice is better than his, why do you insist on staring at him..."

I said with a heavy tone, "You're old, I'm not interested in Uncle Mei."

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened: "The little dwarf is obviously bigger than me!"

"He looked like he was seven or eight years old when he was born as Huangbatu," I retorted, "Strictly speaking, his actual age is just right now, which is a perfect match for me."

What a ghost!

Osamu Dazai cursed silently.

"Xiao Shang," Osamu Dazai saw that persuasion was useless, and planned to change his method. His head slid on my shoulder, and the tip of his tongue lightly licked my ear. , was held firmly by his hand, "Stay by my side...you can do anything to me~ Don't you want to try the happiness of adults? Slugs are very rigid in this regard, and they will never agree to you of."

"Happy, happy, what, what?" I asked with a half-smile.

"You in the future would like to do it with us," the leader Zai also came over at this time, he leaned into my ear and exhaled softly, his tone was lingering, like a lover's whisper, "every night You want to press me to do it...not only on the bed, but also in the bathroom, on the sofa, on the floor...it's everywhere, I'm crying and begging you and you won't let me go..."

My eyes flickered, and I put my arms around the necks of the two of them. Dazai Osamu and the leader Zai leaned on my shoulder obediently, one after the other, and kissed the side of my face gently.

"But," I said with some sarcasm, "didn't you all think that the Huang Shang you know and I are not alone?"

This is not my future.

I knew this from the moment I learned that this "Huang Shang" hadn't experienced what I had experienced.

In other words, no matter whether it is Dazai Zhi or Chief Zai, the Huang Shang they like is not me.

We were originally just two parallel lines that never intersected, but because of an accident, they intersected at one point, and after separation, we gradually drifted away and never saw each other again.

"What does it matter?" Osamu Dazai smiled lowly, his iris-colored eyes were extremely deep, like a bottomless abyss, "but you are also 'Huang Shang', aren't you?"

The leader Zai didn't speak, just bowed his head, and kissed my lips very devoutly.

That being the case...

I hugged them and each exchanged a sweet and long kiss.

"Okay."