After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Fortunately, it was the weekend and I didn’t need to go to class. On the first day of work, I coiled up my long black hair, painted the legendary domineering Yujie makeup, wore big sunglasses that covered half of my face, and put on the black hair I bought a long time ago. Wearing a suit and stepping on 8cm high heels, he came to the port mafia report aggressively.

Osamu Dazai, who came to watch me enthusiastically early in the morning, almost didn't recognize me.

"Ah, miss," Osamu Dazai, who is 173cm tall, looked up at me (not actually) 174cm with interest, "Your outfit... really catches the eye."

I imitated the appearance of the godfather in the underworld movie I watched back then, nodded at him with a noble and cold face, stepped on high heels, and walked all the way to the chief's office. Osamu Dazai followed me indifferently, just like the movie The errand boy (not) behind Godfather.

Honestly, it's kinda cool...

When I arrived at the chief's office, the two guards standing at the door were quite surprised to see Dazai standing behind me slowly. After Dazai showed them a malicious smile, his surprise turned into panic, and he asked Mori Ou for instructions. Let's go in after the outside.

When I entered, I found that Mori Ogai was playing games with the little girl named Alice. The disgusting smile on the other party's face froze the moment he saw me.

"Miss Huang," he said with a complicated expression, "your outfit..."

"Is there a problem?" I frowned slightly dissatisfied, "Isn't that what the Mafia all wear?"

Compared to someone who is covered in bandages like a mummified corpse and someone who looks like a nightclub cowboy with a choker around his neck in a slim suit, my attire is already quite normal!If it wasn't for preventing the exposure of my temporary job in Hong Kong and black, I wouldn't be able to dress myself up as old.

"It feels like Miss is thinking about some impolite things..." a certain bandage monster watching the excitement said quietly.

"You're thinking too much," I didn't bother to talk to him, and looked at Mori Ogai, "Well... If that's the case, then I'll change to a pair of 10cm high heels tomorrow, to be more imposing."

I was only 174cm in high heels, and I felt a little uncomfortable looking at the 175cm Mori Ogai.

"Miss Huang's outfit may not be convenient for some tasks." Mori Ou unexpectedly pointed out,

"With all due respect, Mr. Sen," I said, "before this, I was an ordinary, law-abiding, good student. If you insist on letting me participate in some illegal business gang fights or something, I'm afraid I will scare you." Reflexively call the police."

I don't believe that this old fox didn't investigate my background. To be on the safe side, he would never allow me to participate in certain business activities in Hong Kong and black.

"Oh, that's a pity..." Seeing this, he could only sigh pretendingly, "In this case, Ms. Huang will be a civil servant for the time being, Dazai-kun, I'll leave it to you."

"Yes," Osamu Dazai replied with a smile, "Miss, please give me more advice in the future."

"Yes, Mr. Dazai," I bowed slightly, "you don't need to call me Miss, just call me Your Majesty."

"Alright Xiaoshang, no problem Xiaoshang~" he replied cheerfully.

I:……

Me: "As you like"

Osamu Dazai took me to his office, and met an unexpected person on the way.

"Hey, you," a certain gravitational force with a height of only 1.6 meters but an aura of [-] meters [-] stood in front of me, looked at me and gritted his teeth, "Take your bird away!"

"It's called Queen," I reminded.

"You can call it whatever you want, take it away anyway!" Zhong Yuanzhong was also about to collapse, "Your parrot has been following me from home to here, and now it is making noise in my office. You can't even catch it, so take it away!"

"Where is your office, I'll go right away."

"Thank you, come with me." He breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to leave when someone stopped him.

"You little black slug, where do you want to take my new subordinate?" The smile on Osamu Dazai's face felt malicious no matter what he looked at, "Speaking of which, I'm also very interested in the parrot that Xiao Shang raised. , I just don’t know why it’s with you.”

"Bastard mackerel, I want you to take care of it!" Zhong Yuanzhong also suppressed his anger, and looked like he wanted to beat him up immediately, but he held back. He pressed his hat and waved his hand to let me go with him.

I followed like a follower, followed by Osamu Dazai who wanted to watch the excitement.

Before arriving at Zhongye's office in Zhongyuan, I heard the Queen talking about something from a long distance, "The favored must not be arrogant and arrogant, but should lead by example, cultivate virtue, respect the master, and be kind to the servants" (Note 1 ), I rubbed my chin, thinking that this thing sounds familiar.

The queen was flying around in the corridor at the entrance of Zhongya Zhongya's office. A few ordinary members in black suits below were waving pitifully with brooms and mops trying to knock him down. When they saw Zhongya Zhongya coming, they burst into tears. .

"Master Chuya, you are finally here, woo woo woo, you can't catch it at all!"

"Ah, this bird is too cunning!"

Osamu Dazai summed it up succinctly: "A bunch of trash."

I ignored the group of wailing, howling, and hot-eyed men, and stretched out my hand to the queen: "Queen, come here."

The queen landed on my arm obediently. Osamu Dazai came over to tease it, but the queen turned around and pointed her butt at it.

"Hey——why don't you want to look at me, obviously you are so close to that little black slug." Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly.

"Because you're so ugly," I reminded him, "The queen has been with me for so many years, her aesthetics is similar to mine, and she doesn't like to talk to ugly people."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed out loud: "Hahahahahaha mackerel you also have today."

"Your nobleman, you can't be polite when you see me!" The empress yelled dissatisfiedly, "Even if you are already in bed, you are still just a little nobleman. If I don't die for a day, you will be a concubine after all!"

Zhongyuan Zhongye's laughter stopped abruptly.

Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up: "Sleep servant? Slug you last night..."

"Nothing!" Zhong Yuan Zhong also hastily denied.

Fool, the marks on your neck have long been exposed...

My fault, I shouldn't have dreamed of eating a duck neck and then biting twice to leave such a big hole...

I turned my face away, unable to bear to look again.

"Too noble!" The queen changed the subject, and pointed her wings at Osamu Dazai, who was not too serious about watching the excitement.

Osamu Dazai circled around and approached the queen again, and asked excitedly, "What orders does the empress have?"

"Don't be impatient when the holy car is not here yet. Don't be jealous and intrigue with your sisters, and do things that damage the virtue of the concubine. Instead, you must strengthen your own moral and talent practice and efforts, and strive to be canonized as soon as possible." (Note 2)

The corner of his mouth twitched: "Striving for the wind and jealousy? Intrigue? What is it?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very speechless: "My own morality? Talent? Does he have such a thing? What the hell are they all?"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in my mind, and I finally remembered why it sounded so familiar.

"The queen is setting up palace rules for you," I sighed, "The queen has worked hard."

"The emperor's reputation is too high! It's the duty of a concubine! Duty!"

I looked at the two of them and persuaded: "The empress is explaining the palace rules to you, you should learn a little bit."

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