After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

In the second before falling to the ground, I barely had time to do one thing.

After changing the space, our position is about three or four floors above the ground. This height is not necessarily fatal, but injury is inevitable.

Yi Dazai ruled his weak chicken physique, if he fell directly to the ground, he would be directly GG.

I tightly grasped Osamu Dazai's hand and pulled hard to change the position, then fell down heavily.

With my buffer, Osamu Dazai was only temporarily dizzy for a while. Although Osamu Dazai was light in weight, the weight of an adult man fell on me in an instant. Together with the impact from the previous fall, I still couldn't help feeling a pain in my chest. , and then coughed violently.

Blood overflowed from the corner of my mouth, and I gradually felt a little difficult to breathe.

Ah... not too good, it seems that I hurt my lungs...

My pupils gradually dilated.

"Xiao Shang...?" Indistinctly, I felt that someone was stroking my face with cold fingers trembling, his voice was very soft, as if he had seen something unbelievable, and he was extremely terrified.

I'm not dead yet... so please don't show such a sad face...

I thought helplessly, and then my consciousness sank into deep darkness.

I had a dream.

A very, very long dream.

In my dream, I was an ordinary flower grower student who came to Yokohama to go to school, but because of an accident, I joined the port mafia and became Osamu Dazai's personal assistant. Later, I got tired and left, and Osamu Dazai also left. A few years later we Reunited unexpectedly at the Armed Detective Agency...

When the camera turned, I saw Dazai Osamu in a black coat and a black suit standing quietly on the edge of the roof. He was clearly smiling, but his expression seemed to be crying.His lips moved a few times, he didn't know what to say, and then fell down...

I opened my eyes suddenly.

In an instant, countless information swarmed in, almost crushing my brain. I supported the bed with one hand, and pressed my forehead with the other hand, and cold sweat broke out from my forehead.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" The queen who was standing on the shelf next to me cried out worriedly when she saw that I woke up and immediately flew to my side.

"I'm fine..." I said weakly.

The shock brought by memory recovery was actually only a few seconds, and soon I was almost relieved.

Even if there is no mirror, I know that my face must be so pale that I can't bear to look directly at it. The queen rubbed the back of my hand with a feather worriedly. I forced a smile and touched its head, "Sorry, I made you worry. ...Thanks to you I can come back, thank you, Empress."

The queen looked at me with her small black eyes, and then rubbed the back of my hand, "Your Majesty's praise! It's the duty of a concubine!"

I looked around and found that this was the medical room of the Armed Detective Agency. It seemed that Akiko had cured me before.

Hmm... Let's treat Akiko to dinner another day, and just thank her for not treating me ten or eight times.

After a while, I got up and got out of bed, and the queen silently followed.

It's time to settle accounts with that bastard.

……

The current atmosphere in the Armed Detective Agency's office is eerie.

Specifically, because of two people.

Two almost identical people.

One is wearing a sand-colored windbreaker, with a flirtatious smile on his face, and his iris-colored eyes are slightly raised. On the surface, he looks lively and sunny, but if you look closely, you will find that his eyes are sticky, dark and dark. Bottomless malice.

The other person was the exact opposite of him, wearing an old-fashioned long black coat, a neat black suit, and a scarlet scarf that was as red as blood, and his light-colored lips were slightly pursed. His dark eyes were extremely cold.

"Mr. Kuni, Kunikida..." Atsushi Nakajima was about to cry, if it wasn't for Izumi Kyoka holding his hand beside him and giving him courage, he would have escaped long ago, "This place is so scary... "

"Damn it..." Kunikida Doppo also felt a bit of a stomachache, "One Dazai is enough, why is there another one..."

Tanizaki Naomi dragged her elder brother back quietly to the corner of the room, and Yosano Akiko, who didn't want to be affected, also dragged Miyazawa Kenji who didn't know what happened, and only Edogawa Ranpo was still very interesting. Sitting in his seat watching the show, gnawing on potato chips.

"It's you, the bastard who stole Xiaoshang because of jealousy," Dazai Osamu said with a smile, but there was no smile in his eyes, "It's so pitiful, this kind of relationship managed by lies, in front of me, I'm afraid that you will immediately lose it." It will dissipate."

"But no matter what," the leader Zai was unmoved, and even a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Even if it was a lie, Xiao Shang still chose to die in love with me, are you okay?"

Sure enough, they are all Osamu Dazai, and there is no good guy.Others complained secretly.

Dazai Osamu's face suddenly turned cold, and the murderous intent gradually brewed in his eyes, "You..."

The office door was slammed open.

The two looked towards the door at the same time, and what they saw was a huge chainsaw.

"Jingzi," I held the chainsaw, looked at the two dog men in front of me, and asked with a half-smile, "Mind if I borrow the chainsaw to kill the two dog men?"

"Ahem, please go ahead." Yosano Akiko showed a look of fun.

I turned on the chainsaw, pointed at the two of them, and said in a cold tone, "So, who will come first?"

"Wait!" The leader Zai panicked, "Xiao Shang, listen to my explanation..."

Dazai Osamu also panicked: "Xiao Shang, this matter is obviously his fault, right?! I am innocent!"

"Shut up!" I was furious, "There is no good thing called Osamu Dazai!!!"

"Xiao Shang, you are venting your anger!"

"Xiao Shang, I have my own difficulties..."

The sound of a huge chainsaw roared in the office, and I slashed at the two Dazai with a grinning grin, causing them to run around the room with their heads in their arms.

joke!Akiko Yosano's ability can't save them!Look at this formation, this is for real! ! !

"Xiao Shang!" Osamu Dazai jumped up and down to dodge the chainsaw, and while escaping, he didn't forget to trip the leader Zaiyi with his black hand, "Osamu Dazai only needs me, you can cut that guy into eight pieces, I I will help destroy the corpse!"

"Xiao Shang..." The leader Zai stumbled and almost fell when he was stumbled for a moment. He bent down to avoid the chainsaw that was cutting across, and his tone was pleading, "I know it's wrong for me to lie to you... ...For the sake of serving you with all my heart on the bed, can you give me a chance? I guarantee that my voice is better than that guy, and my skills are better than his. I can play with any props you use..."

Wow~ Exciting.The melon-eating crowd headed by Yosano Akiko exclaimed.

"shut up!!!"

"Xiao Shang! If you like props, I can also play with you! There is no need for this counterfeit!"

"You two are going to die for me!!!"

In the end, my killing plan was stopped by President Fukuzawa who came after hearing the news.

"Huang Shang, although I have no position to say that, but I think you need to talk to them no matter what." Fukuzawa Yukichi said.

For President Fukuzawa's sake, I reluctantly agreed.

I decided to talk to Chief Jae alone.

So, the leader Zai who was tied up by five flowers began to explain the origin of the matter: "... because of the book, I got the memory of the parallel world... Among the countless parallel worlds, only Oda Zuo in this world survived, so I have been looking forward to Xiaoshang Your arrival, but..."

But the me in that world didn't appear...or rather, didn't exist.

The leader Zai forced a smile, with a bitter voice: "I'm sorry, Xiao Shang, I lied to you, but there is only one sentence that is true."

He said softly: "I like you."

"So you summoned me through the book, right?" I looked at him coldly, "Books are not omnipotent, I can't stay there all my life, so why bother?"

"I didn't intend to keep you there forever." He gave me a deep look, with some sadness in his eyes, "The existence of the book cannot be known by more than two people. I originally planned to tell Dun Jun about the book. And Akutagawa committed suicide, wanting to see you is just my selfishness, after I die you will automatically return to this world and forget everything that happened there..."

"Osamu Dazai, I said I hate cheating." I said.

In the end, the throbbing I thought was just a joke caused by a lie.

"Ah... I know," he pursed his lips, "Xiao Shang, you must really hate me..."

"Yeah," I laughed at myself, "I'm sorry to interrupt your plan, now I won't stop you whatever you want, you can do whatever you want."

I got up to leave.

"Xiao Shang!" Seeing that I was about to leave, he hurriedly got up, with a flick of his wrist, he untied the rope as if by magic, and stretched out his hand to grab me, "I thought I was going to die, so I didn't dare to ask for more. I didn't expect that you would jump off the building for me, and then bring me into this world...so can you..."

"No~" Osamu Dazai pushed open the door and walked in with a bright smile, "Xiao Shang is mine, there is no future for being a substitute mistress!"

The veins on my forehead were throbbing: "Osamu Dazai, are you eavesdropping?!"

"I'm just afraid that you will be fooled by this guy." Osamu Dazai grabbed my other hand and confronted the leader, "We are also 'Osamu Dazai' so I know exactly what this guy is up to."

His voice sank for a moment, "Want to pretend to be pitiful and let Xiao Shang take you in? Go ahead and dream."

I suddenly turned my head to look at the leader Zai, and as expected, the other party had changed the expression of Ai Ai Xiaobaihua from before, and looked at Dazai Osamu with a cold face: "Oh, you are defeated."

"It doesn't matter who wins or loses."

"I have slept with Xiaoshang, and Xiaoshang is used to my existence when he sleeps."

"It's as if I've never been slept with! Besides, Xiaoshang slept with me first, you little three, get out of the way!"

"Oh, your so-called sleeping means scaring her away the next day? Hehe, you should know that when Xiaoshang lived with me, we slept together every day."

"Oh, after all, I'm not here, Xiaoshang, there's nothing you can do if you act as a substitute."

"Stand-in? Dare I say, what are we alike except for our appearance?!"

"It's true, after all, you look so small there, you can't satisfy Xiaoshang at all~"

Seeing the two people arguing more and more intensely, if it wasn't for being dragged by the two of them, I really wanted to cover my face.

God, who can come and save me! ! !

I really don't want to see a creature like Osamu Dazai again! ! !

It is possible to foresee how wonderful life will be in the future...

Help, I want to go back to the Flower Planter...