After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

After barely reading the diary, I collapsed on the bed.

It was so difficult, it was a nightmare.

First of all, "my" name is Huang Shang, and Osamu Dazai did not lie to me about this. Secondly, I have a magical ability called [My Emperor's Long Live], which is affected by the supernatural ability. Three fights and four, open the harem to love the new and dislike the old... Forget it, I will cry if I talk too much. Finally, the most important point, it is mentioned in the diary that my current lover in the palace is Osamu Dazai, but because I am tired of it (...) Soon he fell in love with his subordinates again, and Dazai Osamu's identity is the ruler of the city's dark forces... the boss of the port mafia.

What did I think before mmp lost his memory? ! !Can't you find someone with a smaller background when looking for a lover? ! !As soon as you come up, you will challenge the difficulty! ! !

Thank goodness Osamu Dazai looks a little... virtuous?Not only did I not care about me hugging left and right before amnesia, I even took the initiative to send my subordinates to "my" bed...

Is this guy a TNR fan or an M? ? ?

I want to bang my head against the wall...

The "I" in the diary once vaguely mentioned that I wanted to dump Dazai Osamu, but the other party quickly noticed "I"'s intention and calmly dissuaded him in advance.

It seems that he is a guy who feeds on his brain...

It's not easy to fool.

I have some headaches.

Judging from the class schedule mixed in the diary, "I"'s studies are not tight, and I have a lot of time to deal with personal issues.

The first and most important thing is to find the cause of amnesia and the way to restore it.

"I" has more lovers than Osamu Dazai and his men, there should be more, but it seems that Osamu Dazai has dismissed him, and it seems that guy has done a good thing.

Forget it, let's talk about it another day.

I rubbed my temples, thinking that this matter is not urgent for now.

I rolled on the bed, leaned against the head of the bed, picked up a book that was randomly placed on the table next to me, and opened it.

The eyes are a large indescribable cartoon.

I closed the book with a "snap", feeling a little burning on my face.

It was only then that I discovered that the cover was a picture of a naked man and woman embracing and entangled. The words [My Little Underworld Lover] on the cover nakedly explained the essence of this book.

... Before I lost my memory, did I like to watch Xiao Huang Man? ? ?

With the idea of ​​looking for clues from the past, I reopened this comic book and flipped through it roughly. This comic book mainly talks about the heroine hunting for sex in a bar in pursuit of excitement, but in the end I just met a mafia boss who got drunk at the bar. , the heroine fell in love with the man's body, took advantage of the unpreparedness to knock him out, and then dragged him to her home like Jiangzi.

The heroine likes the boss screaming on the bed, but the man has been biting his lips because of his so-called dignity and refused to make a sound, so the heroine used a series of small props such as handcuffs and candles to make him succumb, and finally conquered This man, let him sink under him...

Later, the man fell in love with the feeling of being conquered by the heroine and voluntarily became her lover, but the heroine soon got tired of it. She fell in love with a good-looking subordinate of the man, and one day, while the man was away, she took the man In the name of the man, he called his subordinates to the man's house and forced him to have sex with him. The subordinates couldn't resist and had to obey in humiliation. When the heroine pressed him on the man's bed, the man suddenly came back. The protagonist doesn't care, and even invites the other party to join them. The man sternly refuses to leave, but is blocked by the heroine, who forcibly kills him...

I was shocked!

I'm cracked! !

I feel that this cartoon scene is somewhat familiar! ! !

Isn't this really a story between me, Osamu Dazai and that Chuya before amnesia? ! ! ! !

I toss the book away like I've been burned, and pick up a few other comic books from the table to read.

[Human husband's kuai feeling]——This is about the heroine falling in love with the mafia's single father next door to forcibly grab the overlord Shi Geng's bow.

[Mafia boss and his little secretary] - This is the mafia boss being pressed down on the desk by his little secretary.

[Secret History of Passion]——This is a rich woman who took a fancy to the boss of a small underworld organization and used funds to force him to sacrifice herself.

So before I lost my memory, did I actually like reading this kind of book? ! ! !And why are they all related to the mafia? ! ! ! !

...Wait, it's not because I've read too many mafia manga like this, and I found Osamu Dazai before I lost my memory, right?

Yazi who feels entirely possible...

Even more terrifying things are yet to come.

I felt like there was something under the pillow, and I reached out to touch it...

Jumping, dodging condoms, pressing sticks, handcuffs...even a small leather whip.

I was silent for three seconds, and immediately threw this group of things into the trash can and decided to throw them all out tomorrow.

I went to bed after all this last night.

Never mind, go to sleep!

……

I clearly know that I am dreaming.

In my dream, I was on a piece of blue sea, I stepped on some cold sea water, and the sky was also blue, almost blending with the boundless sea.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

I seem to hear someone calling me.

I turned around in a hurry, the sea was still behind me, and there was no one in sight.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" The voice was a little hurried, and it seemed a little erratic in this vast space. The voice seemed to be behind me, but also seemed to be in my ear.

The voice was a little shrill, and I couldn't tell the difference between male and female, but I felt a sense of familiarity for some reason.

It seems that a long time ago, someone called me with the same voice.

"Who are you? Do you know me?" I said cautiously.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!" The voice still called, but there was no answer.

"I know you, right!" I asked loudly.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

"You are my very important existence, aren't you!"

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

"Are you... half of me?"

"... Queen?"

……

"Queen!"

I suddenly opened my eyes.

"I'm here~" A fluffy head moved over immediately, and said with a smile, "Xiaoshang... Your Majesty, your queen Dazai has come at your call~"

……What the hell? ? ?