After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

After solving Tatsuhiko Shibusawa, Yokohama entered a period of peace.

After I returned to Yokohama, I resumed my original university courses after I re-registered in the detective agency. I was obsessed with studying and had no intention of making trouble. I only occasionally reported to the detective agency when I was free.

Thank you Dazai Osamu who likes to touch fish late and leave early, so that I will not run into him often, otherwise I may not be able to resist killing mackerel one day.

When I was away, many newcomers came to the detective agency. After so many days, I have almost become familiar with them. The newcomer named Atsushi Nakajima is very interesting. It is said that Osamu Dazai picked it up. Thinking of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, I really don't know if it's luck or misfortune.

But well...

"Dun Jun, your eyes are very beautiful, I like them very much." I said with a smile.

"Eh?" Nakajima Atsushi seemed to be frightened, and got up in a hurry, but accidentally knocked over a pile of documents beside her. For a while, he didn't know whether to apologize or thank him first. The person next to her named Izumi Jinghua The little girl looked at me very vigilantly, for fear that I would steal someone from her.

"Don't worry, I just like beautiful things." I smiled at her friendly, "The little mirror is also very beautiful, and I like blue too."

Kyoka's eyes are light blue like the sea in Yokohama, while Atsushi Nakajima's eyes are a color that is almost a mixture of gold and purple, reflecting a blurred color in the sunlight, which is very beautiful.

The queen jumped onto the desk in front of the two of them. Heidou eyed the two of them carefully, and then shouted at the top of his voice, "Fengtian Chengyun Emperor said, canonize Nakajima Atsushi as Dun, and Quan Jinghua as Jing." , So, the two young masters still don't accept the decree to thank you?"

"What promise?" Atsushi Nakajima was at a loss, "Thank you, thank you?"

"Ah, Atsushi-kun actually agreed." Dazai Osamu, who was lying on the sofa and reading a book, sat up, folded his hands to support his chin, and looked at Nakajima Atsushi with a smile. Do you like my eyes, I am a nobleman."

"What's so good about your pitch-black eyes," I retorted unceremoniously, "At that time, I gave you the title of nobleman for the sake of your partnership with Zhongye, and Zhongye's eyes are much prettier than yours!"

Nakahara Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes, like fine sapphires, exude a cold luster, with a kind of beauty that makes people tremble. As for Dazai Osamu's eyes... hehe.

Osamu Dazai, a doggy man, seems to have caught something, like a resentful woman who caught her husband cheating on a third-rate TV series, holding his "Complete Suicide Manual", and began to cry: "Xiao Shang, you Tell me! Are you having an affair with that slug in Zhongye?! You have changed, you are no longer the Xiaoshang who loves me, you said it so nicely in bed back then, but after sleeping, you turn your face and deny anyone!"

I felt the veins twitching on my forehead: "Didn't you lose your memory and don't remember anything?!"

He widened his eyes: "When did I lose my memory?!"

I chuckled: "Isn't your ability [Amnesia in the World], regular amnesia?"

Nakajima showed an expression that wanted to complain but didn't dare: "What the hell is amnesia in the world..."

Osamu Dazai refused to let go: "How could I lose my memory for what you did to me so badly!"

I raised a thick dictionary on the table with a blank expression: "I will make you lose your memory right now..."

"Ah, Miss Shang, calm down!" Nakajima Atsushi immediately stopped me in a hurry.

After jumping around for a while, I said to Osamu Dazai, who was tightly bound by my bandages: "Me and Chuya are just a pure sex relationship, not as dirty as you think."

Yosano Akiko, who was eating melons silently, spit out a mouthful of water: "The relationship can still be pure."

Miyazawa Kenji's eyes shined brightly: "Is this the city man? It's amazing!"

Kunikida Doppo directly broke the pen in his hand: "Senior Shang, don't teach children badly!"

"That's right, a pure sex relationship," I said honestly, "I'm just greedy for his body, and I don't need to be responsible for him."

"Ah, I really like brother's body too, right brother~"

"Ah, Naomi, everyone is here!"

"It's okay, it's exciting~"

"Xiao Shang, you are too much." Osamu Dazai covered his face and pretended to sob, "Obviously I gave you my whole body..."

"Tai, what is the relationship between Mr. Dazai and Ms. Shang?" Atsushi Nakajima was so frightened that his voice changed.

Osamu Dazai immediately put down his hands and wanted to tell him excitedly, but I was the first to say: "I slept with his boss, slept with his partner, slept with his apprentice, slept with his friend, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore and took the initiative to let me sleep He, what do you think we have to do with each other?"

What responded to me was Atsushi Nakajima's frightened eyes.

"Ah," Yosano Akiko propped his chin with one hand, and said meaningfully, "Shang Jun has really achieved a lot in the port mafia a few years ago."

I thought about it carefully: "Okay?"

"The port mafia?" Atsushi Nakajima suddenly raised his voice, "Miss Shang, were you a mafia before?!"

"It's just a clerical job, to earn some pocket money." I said.

"Then you and Mr. Dazai..."

"Xiao Shang is my personal assistant, Dunjun," the black-haired young man twitched his lips, "It's a pity that he wanted to develop a beautiful office romance and then died in love, but it failed."

"I don't want to die in love with an ugly monster!"

"Ah, Dun-jun, you see Xiao Shang is really too much~"

"Dazai! I told you not to harass senior!"

"Kunikida-kun is too good! It's obviously Xiao Shang who forced me to get my body~"

"Ah, there are still minors here, you rubbish, don't speak yellow accents casually!"

……

After returning home from the detective agency, I simply cooked noodles for myself, and prepared bird food and canned dogs for the queen and prince. As for the queen mother, because Haruno Qiluozi really likes it, I plan to send samples to her all the time. up.

I didn't realize until halfway through eating the noodles that I seemed to have accidentally used a superpower today to seal the promise... right?

After joining the detective agency, the side effects of my supernatural powers were indeed under control, but it changed from passively going to the concubine's bed to actively choosing the concubine's bed, but I immediately left Yokohama for two years, and the detective agency is only a name now, no To determine whether President Fukuzawa's supernatural power still has an effect on me.

It is more likely that... a random concubine was transferred to my room to serve her bed.

Thinking of this, I got a little excited. We settled the noodles in two or three, cleaned up and planned to go to bed to see which lucky little cutie was selected to serve the bed tonight.

In the past, I was teleported after falling asleep, but this is the first time that I am awake and waiting to be teleported.

Suddenly a little excited.

Can't wait to see the expression of the other party's collapse or shyness or swearing to the death.

Thinking of this, I took out the newly bought liqueur chocolates from my backpack to strengthen my courage... Bah, calm down my excitement.

Um……?

I feel that the alcohol concentration in the chocolate is a bit high...

Has anyone touched my backpack today...

I vaguely remember that my backpack has been placed on the sofa, and the only person who has been lying on the sofa today is...

Tai, Zai, Zhi!

I suddenly woke up, gritted my teeth and carefully looked through the packaging of the chocolate, and found that it was marked Anthon Berg. This kind of liqueur chocolate is full of high-concentration spirits. People like me who have a poor alcohol capacity basically eat one or two. I was drunk, let alone just ate so much...

I suddenly felt dark in front of my eyes.

Damn Dazai, you're done!See if I don't kill you tomorrow!

Just when I was planning Osamu Dazai's one hundred and eight ways to die in my heart, I suddenly heard a small sound coming from the bathroom inside the house.

Just when I wondered if it was a rat, the bathroom door was pushed open with a "squeak".

The first thing that came to meet her was a pair of white calves. The muscles in the legs were firm and powerful. It was obvious that the owner of the legs was exercising regularly. The only pity was that most of those legs were barely covered by the white towel.

And the bath towel hung loosely around the other party's thin waist, which could not be dropped halfway, outlining the perfect waistline of the other party.

Further up is a neat eight-pack abs, with clear curves, and transparent drops of water slipping from the chest, along the curves and sinking into the towel.

His wet ochre-colored hair was messily stuck to his white chest, fluctuating rapidly with his breathing, and the two red spots on his chest trembled slightly when exposed to the air.

His face didn't know whether it was dyed pink because of embarrassment or embarrassment, and his cobalt blue eyes suddenly widened, as if he saw something incredible.

At this moment, my first reaction when I was a little drunk was not that the other party had a good figure, but...

"Aifei, you really came here for nothing."