After the overlord hit the bow, Dazai

Regarding the president of the Armed Detective Agency, Fukuzawa Yukichi, my deepest impression of him is probably that he is a cat hated by cats.

... a bit miserable.

Since I joined the detective agency with my family and my family, I took the queen and queen mother with me every day when I went to the detective agency, leaving only the prince to look after the house. President Fukuzawa turned a blind eye to my behavior of bringing pets to work. , so I consciously put the queen mother in the president's office and let him watch it for me.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I always feel that the queen mother’s hair is a bit bald... I accidentally mentioned this sentence after I finished grooming the queen mother one day, but the queen mother suddenly let out a scream, and then refused to follow me to the detective agency Checked in.

For this reason, President Fukuzawa regretted it for a long time.

...for a while, I don't know who to feel sorry for.

Let me re-introduce myself, my name is Huang Shang, I belong to a flower-growing family, I am currently studying at a university in Yokohama, and I work part-time in an armed detective agency in my spare time.

As for why it is temporary... because I am going to Russia as an exchange student soon.

When I was still at the Flower Planter, I accidentally met a Russian netizen in a chat room on the Internet. He was not a few years older than me, but his conversation was very mature, and he often discussed some philosophical issues with me. I basically don't understand what he's trying to say.

So I silently copied and pasted the content of Marxist philosophy and sent it to him.

The other party sent me a row of "...", I think he must have been impressed by the great Marxist philosophy.

Later, I finally understood that the incomprehensible words he said were because he happened to be in the second stage of middle school illness.

So I silently sent him a set of test questions on Marxist philosophy with the characteristics of flower growers.

Then he didn't talk to me for several days, probably because he was brushing up questions in order to learn Marxist philosophy.

Far away, I told this kind netizen that I wanted to leave Japan temporarily and go to other countries as an exchange student to relax. He immediately recommended me to go to his beautiful Russian school in his beautiful motherland, and hinted to me that they have special rua brown bear activities in Russia. , highly recommend I give it a try.

My heart was moved, but I was too lazy to move.

Although Russia is beautiful, it is a bit cold.

I think of the fear of being dominated by the temperature in winter when I was growing a flower house.

"In my hometown, almost every household has a bear. In winter, bears are hugged in their arms to keep warm..." the kind netizen tempted me.

I pondered for a while, and then replied: "Dear Fei Jia, do you know about pandas? There is a mysterious place in our flower planter, where every household raises pandas, and students ride pandas to school..."

Fei Jia: ...

Fei Jia, full name is Feo Dossky... I'm sorry I can't remember, a netizen I've known for many years is currently studying at a university in Moscow.

He is also my future senior.

In fact, I had already applied to the university where Fei Jia was studying as an exchange student, but I didn't tell him and planned to surprise him.

Because Osamu Dazai is here.

To tell you the truth, I never dreamed that Osamu Dazai, a dog man who was as dark as the holy grail, would defect from Hong Kong and even clean up his crimes, let alone join a detective agency.

At that time, the day after I defected, Chuya suddenly called me and said, "You eloped with Osamu Dazai?!"

Um? ? ?I am not I do not have ah! ! !

After I repeatedly assured that I would never abduct their Hong Kong and black cadres to elope, Chuya half-believingly told me that Osamu Dazai blew up his house the night I left to announce his defection.

What's even more coquettish is that before he defected, he left a note in his office saying that he was chasing love...

Go to your uncle's chasing love! ! !

I was so angry that I wanted to overturn the table and hack people, but with that bastard's ability, I'm afraid no one will be able to find him easily.

Chuya comforted me a few words, and then told me that Mori Ogai did not order me to be held accountable for defecting.

Of course, when I defected, I sent Mori Ogai the photo of him saved in the mobile phone. If he didn't want a Hong Kong black man with a copy of his photo, he certainly couldn't order me to be hunted down.

But that stubborn Ryunosuke Akutagawa thought I had kidnapped his teacher, and kept yelling to kill me... Well, I sent a photo of him naked and tied up by me to his sister After silver, he was silent.

Chuya said that he wanted to celebrate his escape from the clutches of the bastard Osamu Dazai, and planned to open a bottle of 89-year-old Petrus to celebrate, and invited me to taste wine together. The news of being bombed...

Chuya's face at that time... I can't even recall it.

That night he simply opened several more bottles of red wine to celebrate, and I drank with him until midnight, and he passed out drunk on the sofa, holding on to the bottles and refusing to let go, saying that he wanted to sing a song, of course I couldn’t in this situation So I decided to stay and spend the night with him on the sofa.

I always thought that after Osamu Dazai defected, he would leave Yokohama with Oda Saku. After all, Oda Saku moved to a secluded countryside in Tokyo with his children to concentrate on writing his novels. I would visit him occasionally, but he said that after leaving They never saw each other again.I just didn't expect Osamu Dazai to stay.

And reappeared in front of me two years later.

When that familiar iris-colored eyes looked at me quietly, my heart jumped twice unexpectedly.

I feel like I have a heart attack.

It seems that the detective agency can't stand it any longer.

Kunikida seemed to see that I knew Dazai Osamu, and quietly asked me what kind of relationship I had with him.

I coughed lightly: "It's the relationship of sleeping."

Kunikida Doppo's expression suddenly became indescribable: "Your taste doesn't seem to be so..."

Don't ask, if you ask, you will regret it, very sorry.

It just so happened that a dear netizen invited me to be an exchange student at their school. I refused on the surface, but actually submitted the application quickly, and secretly called and threatened a well-known and unknown concubine An, asking him to help me get in touch quickly. , or his picture...um.

That’s right, I knew at the time that Oda Saku’s almost death was partly caused by Ango Sakaguchi, so one day after joining the detective agency, I used a special ability and summoned him to my room at night.

Here I am especially grateful to President Fukuzawa, because his ability "does not create a superior person", the side effects of my ability have become controllable. The specific manifestation is that I can only go to the concubine's room. I can take the initiative to choose the other party to come to my room to sleep...

Then, ignoring the terrified eyes of the other party, I used my mobile phone to take a 360-degree photo of a member of the Supernatural Secret Service Division wearing pajamas and clutching his chest...

Recruitment is not new, as long as it is easy to use.

I uploaded the photo of Ango Sakaguchi to an encrypted folder, and stored it neatly with other people's shame photos.

With the threat of the photo, Ango Sakaguchi quickly helped me clear up the relationship with the school. One week after Osamu Dazai joined the Armed Detective Agency, he greeted the president and set off to Russia with his suitcase in hand. s plane.

Osamu Dazai, who was one step late to pry open the dormitory to find me, looked at the empty room: Where is the person? ? ?

A kind Russian netizen who didn’t know that I’m coming to Russia to meet him:? ? ?

Russia!I am coming! ! !