[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat
Chapter 59 Opera Cake
"I still like the terrace from before."
Mouth full of cake, criticizing Jialiang's new home nonetheless.
"There is also a place where the protective belt is replaced with glass. If the railing is used, the cat will fall."
Thinking of Kamui and Dazai who often fight, Jialiang took Phil's suggestion seriously.
The conclusion given by the fire brigade was that it was impossible to determine the point of fire, as if every corner of the whole house started to burn at the same time, and finally it was attributed to the supernatural phenomenon of dryness.
Also thanks to him, Jialiang received a large sum of insurance money, and when choosing a new home, he took a fancy to this surprisingly cheap house in Mihua Town.
"It's really lucky for you to get a house of this size and decoration at that price."
Jialiang's new home has three floors, with as many rooms as a single cat room, and the decoration is closer to Japanese preferences. There is a small tea room on the second floor.Jialiang opened up the bedroom and living room on the first floor to make a wine cellar, and the newly ordered wine will fill up the room in a few days.
"The original owner said that the house next door was haunted, so he left the country in a hurry."
"boring."
Phil put the third piece of cake into his stomach.Almond sponge cake is joconde in French, and people also use this word to call Mona Lisa, but the cake after matching with ganache is called Opera House.
Anyway, it's all French stories, so there's no big problem.
Jia Liang leaned on the soft sofa.After that, her cats put on a big show for her. While bandaging the wounded Kamui, Scotland and Dazai acted as bad guys and besieged Itachi and Bailan. Scotland, who was addicted to acting, stood on both feet, stretched her hands, and screamed screaming...
So, do you mean a man as strong as a bear?
Kamui's body was basically covered with burns, Dazai had several stab wounds on his body, and the other cats were slightly scorched by the fire.
Why did Kamui suffer the most injuries?
Jialiang didn't think of the reason until he was already alive and kicking to harm other people's yards.
"You sinful woman, what kind of potion did you put in it?"
Phil picked up the fourth piece and stared at Jialiang with the eyes of a witch.
"Don't tell me I'm like a black witch. It's just ordinary coffee syrup. The essence of the opera cake is here."
Witch... Speaking of which, Masako also told her not to use black magic before.
But to be honest, she doesn't have the qualities of a witch in her body, she is just an ordinary Yuanyue graduate, an ordinary head chef of Ice Empress——
The memory of swinging a tennis racket that day is vivid again.
At that time, she thought she had strengthened her wrist, so she borrowed the ball from a junior high school student and hit Phil who was passing by...
Could it be the power limited by tennis balls?
"Phil, let's play tennis someday!"
The original owner left behind a pair of tennis rackets, which seemed to be a very good brand.
"Huh? Why should I play tennis with you?"
"can not you do it."
"How is it possible! Don't underestimate the country that hosts the French Open!"
Phil hugged his chest, his face was full of unhappiness, but there was a hint of expectation in his tone.
It's arrogant.
"So, where is the tennis court? In Kanagawa, I know a few tennis courts with good reputation..."
"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just go to Bingdi to borrow one."
Judging from Atobe's reaction last time, she should be very welcome to borrow the venue.
Phil's jaw almost dropped.
"You, you actually invited a lady like me to borrow the tennis court of a junior high school student. There should be a limit to common sense!"
"Because I'm not very good at playing, I even sent the ball flying when I caught it before."
Jialiang took out his tennis racket and gestured for Philby.
"Probably like this, and then this—"
When swinging the racket, suddenly every cell in the upper and lower parts of the body made a natural swinging movement as if it had been discussed.
The blown wind startled Itachi who was lying in the corner.This hand speed is definitely not something a weak woman like Jialiang can do, and this movement...
"You are not catching the ball at all, you are killing people."
Phil complained calmly.That posture is called catching the ball, rather than swinging a knife.That kind of flat knife, if you swing it so hard, it can even cut off a human head.
Levi stared blankly.He has seen this posture too many times. It is the way soldiers have been practicing swinging their swords since the training regiment, so that they can cut off the giant's nape more accurately—how did Jialiang know?
"Really, where did I learn it..."
Jialiang waved it twice again, thinking that the three-dimensional dissection might be useful.
"This kind of thing can't be said to be a talent...Ah Choo."
In any case, jumping into the newly thawed river to save people is still too much for a girl.
"It's better to take a little medicine. I still have chlorpheniramine, which is commonly used at home."
Jia Liang took out chlorpheniramine from the medical box next to him and handed it to Phil.
"... I have vaguely felt it from before, you are too kind to people, right?"
Although it was originally about chasing cats, it actually turned into a plot of saving people from under the wheel.That's the police, huh?A state authority that doesn't deal with the Mafia?
"Didn't Phil also jump into the river to save someone? We're pretty much the same."
friend.I wanted to say that at first, but I always felt that I couldn't say it.But compared to Kyoko, it is indeed easier to get in touch--it is a bit poisonous.
"It's okay to live in my house, anyway, there are many rooms."
Phil almost sprayed Jia Liang's face with a sip of water.
"Are you serious?"
"of course."
Looking at Jialiang's serious expression, Phil probably understood how hard it was for Zhong Ye to be her boyfriend.
"I don't want to live with a lover! Don't even think about it!"
What the hell is going on with this person? Even though everyone is not of average height in Japan, they shouldn't be in a group, right?
Just don't hang Gu Chuan on the house number, it would be better to go directly to the dwarf or something like that.
Phil sneezed again holding the warm black tea cup.Speaking of the suicide man who fell into the water, she became angry. Sure enough, saving people is not a good thing. Gray wolves are not a race suitable for saving others.
"Speaking of which, I didn't ask the gentleman's name at the end."
"I heard that guy's name from the boss when I borrowed the toilet. I remember it was—"
Dazai walks towards Jialiang along the back of the sofa, and the two speak in unison.
"Too(da)zai."
"Meow?"
Dazai looked at Jialiang, then at Phil, and instantly understood the fact that these two had met their selves in this world while they were fighting the lousy mugger with fire.
Throwing himself into the river this season does seem like something he would do.
"Your cat is also named that?"
Phil only glanced briefly at Jialiang's cat.In front of him, this is just a standard beauty short, with bandages on his body... Wait, the position of this bandage is similar to that man?
The coincidence of this probability is no less than winning the big/lottery/too within 24 hours after winning the Liu/he/lottery.
"Well...it was by chance."
Phil agrees.This creature, which closed its eyes comfortably under Jialiang's touch, is much more pleasing to the eye than that bastard who died for love!
Next time you see him, you must beat him up to relieve your hatred!
"I haven't finished reading the books you gave me before. Most of them are in German. I am quite interested. I will return them to you after reading them."
Phil said and stood up.
"Borrow the bathroom, it's at the end of the corridor on the second floor."
Almost at the same time as Phil, the doorbell rang.
a……
Jia Liang opened the door, and a bouquet of roses rushed in first.
"Eh?"
The fiery red rose that symbolizes love, and there is only one person who will bring this kind of thing to see her——
"Long time no see, I'm back."
Said the hat behind the bouquet of roses.
Although it is a new house, as long as there is her place, he can come back anytime.
"...Welcome back, Chuya."
Bai Lan shivered cleverly.This name is also engraved deep in his memory, could it be...
Is he a descendant of astrology or something?Have three thousand lists of the best couples in your head?
"Meow~~"
Seeing that it was a white cat that he had never seen before, Chuya reached out his hand curiously.
At some point, he also got used to the moment when this kind of creature who didn't know what he was thinking was in his hand.
"new member?"
"Hmm...the name is Bai, Bai Lan."
Nakaya had the same reaction as Jialiang at first, almost throwing the white cat out of his hand.
What kind of system would give the cat the name of the boss of the Italian mafia?
Does that game have a heart or a heart?
"However, I've gotten used to it recently, calling it as a flower name."
"That should be Michelia and not Byakuran."
But anyway, it's a male cat, so we can't make the name too feminine.
Naming is a big question.
"This is a specialty."
The northern region is rich in beef. Considering the attributes of my girlfriend, I chose this to bring back, but was ridiculed by my subordinates for being tasteless.
You only care about face, but I care about my stomach!
When Jia Liang was thinking about where to put the beef in the refrigerator, he was suddenly pulled into an embrace.
With a little, nice smell of perfume in the arms.
"Sorry, I wasn't there when that happened...you must be scared."
It was not a pleasant experience to watch one's own home go up in flames, even though he briefly said on the phone that it was done by a vicious arsonist.
"I'm afraid...a little bit, and I also feel a little bit sorry for the burnt red wine."
Dazai yawned on the sofa.There is no need to feel sorry for the wine, the wine was broken and destroyed by those people before it caught fire.
After all, what did they want? They deliberately opened the window when Jialiang was away, and turned the bedroom and study room upside down.
Jialiang doesn't look like he has any peerless recipes. If it is valuable, it is the kimono that he evacuated first by chance, and the foreign language documents that are relics.
"...However, the place where Kazuya left his memories was burned, which made me sad the most."
Everything can be replaced with a new one, except for the memories left there, the dining table where we ate together, the living room where we played with the cats, and the kitchen where the smell of squid feet was suppressed after spraying a lot of air freshener.
— out of the blue, kind of thanks to the person who set the fire.
"That kind of thing will still exist, and more memories will be created in the future. No matter how many times, I will be with you—"
"Cough cough."
Phil looked at the two with dead fish eyes.
"Just to remind you that irrelevant people are preparing to evacuate the battle scene, and there is no other meaning."
"You definitely picked this time on purpose, didn't you?"
It is rare to create such a warm atmosphere!Sure enough, this woman... this loli is a little devil!
Phil smiled like a little devil very cooperatively.
In contrast, the aura of these two people is subtly different.This world will be riddled with holes one day, gods are really creatures who can do whatever they want.
Mouth full of cake, criticizing Jialiang's new home nonetheless.
"There is also a place where the protective belt is replaced with glass. If the railing is used, the cat will fall."
Thinking of Kamui and Dazai who often fight, Jialiang took Phil's suggestion seriously.
The conclusion given by the fire brigade was that it was impossible to determine the point of fire, as if every corner of the whole house started to burn at the same time, and finally it was attributed to the supernatural phenomenon of dryness.
Also thanks to him, Jialiang received a large sum of insurance money, and when choosing a new home, he took a fancy to this surprisingly cheap house in Mihua Town.
"It's really lucky for you to get a house of this size and decoration at that price."
Jialiang's new home has three floors, with as many rooms as a single cat room, and the decoration is closer to Japanese preferences. There is a small tea room on the second floor.Jialiang opened up the bedroom and living room on the first floor to make a wine cellar, and the newly ordered wine will fill up the room in a few days.
"The original owner said that the house next door was haunted, so he left the country in a hurry."
"boring."
Phil put the third piece of cake into his stomach.Almond sponge cake is joconde in French, and people also use this word to call Mona Lisa, but the cake after matching with ganache is called Opera House.
Anyway, it's all French stories, so there's no big problem.
Jia Liang leaned on the soft sofa.After that, her cats put on a big show for her. While bandaging the wounded Kamui, Scotland and Dazai acted as bad guys and besieged Itachi and Bailan. Scotland, who was addicted to acting, stood on both feet, stretched her hands, and screamed screaming...
So, do you mean a man as strong as a bear?
Kamui's body was basically covered with burns, Dazai had several stab wounds on his body, and the other cats were slightly scorched by the fire.
Why did Kamui suffer the most injuries?
Jialiang didn't think of the reason until he was already alive and kicking to harm other people's yards.
"You sinful woman, what kind of potion did you put in it?"
Phil picked up the fourth piece and stared at Jialiang with the eyes of a witch.
"Don't tell me I'm like a black witch. It's just ordinary coffee syrup. The essence of the opera cake is here."
Witch... Speaking of which, Masako also told her not to use black magic before.
But to be honest, she doesn't have the qualities of a witch in her body, she is just an ordinary Yuanyue graduate, an ordinary head chef of Ice Empress——
The memory of swinging a tennis racket that day is vivid again.
At that time, she thought she had strengthened her wrist, so she borrowed the ball from a junior high school student and hit Phil who was passing by...
Could it be the power limited by tennis balls?
"Phil, let's play tennis someday!"
The original owner left behind a pair of tennis rackets, which seemed to be a very good brand.
"Huh? Why should I play tennis with you?"
"can not you do it."
"How is it possible! Don't underestimate the country that hosts the French Open!"
Phil hugged his chest, his face was full of unhappiness, but there was a hint of expectation in his tone.
It's arrogant.
"So, where is the tennis court? In Kanagawa, I know a few tennis courts with good reputation..."
"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, just go to Bingdi to borrow one."
Judging from Atobe's reaction last time, she should be very welcome to borrow the venue.
Phil's jaw almost dropped.
"You, you actually invited a lady like me to borrow the tennis court of a junior high school student. There should be a limit to common sense!"
"Because I'm not very good at playing, I even sent the ball flying when I caught it before."
Jialiang took out his tennis racket and gestured for Philby.
"Probably like this, and then this—"
When swinging the racket, suddenly every cell in the upper and lower parts of the body made a natural swinging movement as if it had been discussed.
The blown wind startled Itachi who was lying in the corner.This hand speed is definitely not something a weak woman like Jialiang can do, and this movement...
"You are not catching the ball at all, you are killing people."
Phil complained calmly.That posture is called catching the ball, rather than swinging a knife.That kind of flat knife, if you swing it so hard, it can even cut off a human head.
Levi stared blankly.He has seen this posture too many times. It is the way soldiers have been practicing swinging their swords since the training regiment, so that they can cut off the giant's nape more accurately—how did Jialiang know?
"Really, where did I learn it..."
Jialiang waved it twice again, thinking that the three-dimensional dissection might be useful.
"This kind of thing can't be said to be a talent...Ah Choo."
In any case, jumping into the newly thawed river to save people is still too much for a girl.
"It's better to take a little medicine. I still have chlorpheniramine, which is commonly used at home."
Jia Liang took out chlorpheniramine from the medical box next to him and handed it to Phil.
"... I have vaguely felt it from before, you are too kind to people, right?"
Although it was originally about chasing cats, it actually turned into a plot of saving people from under the wheel.That's the police, huh?A state authority that doesn't deal with the Mafia?
"Didn't Phil also jump into the river to save someone? We're pretty much the same."
friend.I wanted to say that at first, but I always felt that I couldn't say it.But compared to Kyoko, it is indeed easier to get in touch--it is a bit poisonous.
"It's okay to live in my house, anyway, there are many rooms."
Phil almost sprayed Jia Liang's face with a sip of water.
"Are you serious?"
"of course."
Looking at Jialiang's serious expression, Phil probably understood how hard it was for Zhong Ye to be her boyfriend.
"I don't want to live with a lover! Don't even think about it!"
What the hell is going on with this person? Even though everyone is not of average height in Japan, they shouldn't be in a group, right?
Just don't hang Gu Chuan on the house number, it would be better to go directly to the dwarf or something like that.
Phil sneezed again holding the warm black tea cup.Speaking of the suicide man who fell into the water, she became angry. Sure enough, saving people is not a good thing. Gray wolves are not a race suitable for saving others.
"Speaking of which, I didn't ask the gentleman's name at the end."
"I heard that guy's name from the boss when I borrowed the toilet. I remember it was—"
Dazai walks towards Jialiang along the back of the sofa, and the two speak in unison.
"Too(da)zai."
"Meow?"
Dazai looked at Jialiang, then at Phil, and instantly understood the fact that these two had met their selves in this world while they were fighting the lousy mugger with fire.
Throwing himself into the river this season does seem like something he would do.
"Your cat is also named that?"
Phil only glanced briefly at Jialiang's cat.In front of him, this is just a standard beauty short, with bandages on his body... Wait, the position of this bandage is similar to that man?
The coincidence of this probability is no less than winning the big/lottery/too within 24 hours after winning the Liu/he/lottery.
"Well...it was by chance."
Phil agrees.This creature, which closed its eyes comfortably under Jialiang's touch, is much more pleasing to the eye than that bastard who died for love!
Next time you see him, you must beat him up to relieve your hatred!
"I haven't finished reading the books you gave me before. Most of them are in German. I am quite interested. I will return them to you after reading them."
Phil said and stood up.
"Borrow the bathroom, it's at the end of the corridor on the second floor."
Almost at the same time as Phil, the doorbell rang.
a……
Jia Liang opened the door, and a bouquet of roses rushed in first.
"Eh?"
The fiery red rose that symbolizes love, and there is only one person who will bring this kind of thing to see her——
"Long time no see, I'm back."
Said the hat behind the bouquet of roses.
Although it is a new house, as long as there is her place, he can come back anytime.
"...Welcome back, Chuya."
Bai Lan shivered cleverly.This name is also engraved deep in his memory, could it be...
Is he a descendant of astrology or something?Have three thousand lists of the best couples in your head?
"Meow~~"
Seeing that it was a white cat that he had never seen before, Chuya reached out his hand curiously.
At some point, he also got used to the moment when this kind of creature who didn't know what he was thinking was in his hand.
"new member?"
"Hmm...the name is Bai, Bai Lan."
Nakaya had the same reaction as Jialiang at first, almost throwing the white cat out of his hand.
What kind of system would give the cat the name of the boss of the Italian mafia?
Does that game have a heart or a heart?
"However, I've gotten used to it recently, calling it as a flower name."
"That should be Michelia and not Byakuran."
But anyway, it's a male cat, so we can't make the name too feminine.
Naming is a big question.
"This is a specialty."
The northern region is rich in beef. Considering the attributes of my girlfriend, I chose this to bring back, but was ridiculed by my subordinates for being tasteless.
You only care about face, but I care about my stomach!
When Jia Liang was thinking about where to put the beef in the refrigerator, he was suddenly pulled into an embrace.
With a little, nice smell of perfume in the arms.
"Sorry, I wasn't there when that happened...you must be scared."
It was not a pleasant experience to watch one's own home go up in flames, even though he briefly said on the phone that it was done by a vicious arsonist.
"I'm afraid...a little bit, and I also feel a little bit sorry for the burnt red wine."
Dazai yawned on the sofa.There is no need to feel sorry for the wine, the wine was broken and destroyed by those people before it caught fire.
After all, what did they want? They deliberately opened the window when Jialiang was away, and turned the bedroom and study room upside down.
Jialiang doesn't look like he has any peerless recipes. If it is valuable, it is the kimono that he evacuated first by chance, and the foreign language documents that are relics.
"...However, the place where Kazuya left his memories was burned, which made me sad the most."
Everything can be replaced with a new one, except for the memories left there, the dining table where we ate together, the living room where we played with the cats, and the kitchen where the smell of squid feet was suppressed after spraying a lot of air freshener.
— out of the blue, kind of thanks to the person who set the fire.
"That kind of thing will still exist, and more memories will be created in the future. No matter how many times, I will be with you—"
"Cough cough."
Phil looked at the two with dead fish eyes.
"Just to remind you that irrelevant people are preparing to evacuate the battle scene, and there is no other meaning."
"You definitely picked this time on purpose, didn't you?"
It is rare to create such a warm atmosphere!Sure enough, this woman... this loli is a little devil!
Phil smiled like a little devil very cooperatively.
In contrast, the aura of these two people is subtly different.This world will be riddled with holes one day, gods are really creatures who can do whatever they want.
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