[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat

Odasaku walked up the stairs carrying snacks and drinks.His neck is still hurting from falling out of bed last night.

"morning."

The morning of the Armed Detective Agency is often calm and busy.But today is different, a little too quiet.

Kunikida, Tanizaki, Kenji, and Ranpo, who was most looking forward to the snacks he bought, all gathered around the coffee table to observe something.

"Ok?"

Odasaku stepped forward, and on the coffee table was a cat with shiny hair. It looked like a well-raised cat.It is probably just approaching the age of a cat. Judging from its color, body shape, and representative facial features, it is an American Shorthair cat.

"Lost cat?"

"Mr. Ranpo thinks the same way, but he doesn't have a collar around his neck, and he seems to be able to understand what he's talking about. Right now, he's doing Sudoku that's newly published in the newspaper."

ha?Sudoku?

Cats do Sudoku?

Odasaku felt that he was no different from hearing that there was an Aladdin flying carpet in the sky.

"Is it someone's ability, to transfer consciousness to a cat or something."

"Mr. Ranpo is reasoning, and the result will come out soon... right..."

Tanizaki looked up at the sky, and Odasaku probably guessed that Ranpo was in trouble.

"If you want to steal information, you can pretend to be an ordinary cat, it will only make us suspicious."

Ranbu squinted his eyes to observe Meitan carefully, and reached a reconciliation with himself.

"Just an ordinary cat."

Although the cat is full of doubts, but after all the possibilities are ruled out, only this possibility remains.

This is just a cat that accidentally gained human intelligence.

"No, no, no matter how you look at it, it can't be called 'ordinary', right?"

Can understand human language, do Sudoku at the middle school level, this kind of cat should at least escape from some research institution, right?Is it really good for them to raise like this?

"It's true that having cats at work is bad for our reputation."

Kunikida agrees.And for some reason, he was very upset when he saw the cat, and felt that his hairline had a tendency to recede.

"Well—then let's guess who will raise it! Rock paper scissors!"

Odasaku looked at the scissors around him, retracted his open palm helplessly, and scratched his head.

"Okay, then please teach me more, cat."

"Meow~"

"Mr. Oda, at least give him a name, but the name of the cat is too pitiful."

What Tanizaki said made sense.Odasaku continued to scratch his head.Names, he's not very good at naming names, but I'm sorry for this beautiful short name.

"...Xiu Zhi."

"Well, it sounds very smart."

Odasaku raised Mitan and stared into his clear eyes—I always felt that I had seen this look somewhere, where...

As a result, until he got home, he didn't realize where he had seen Xiu Zhi.

"The weather is so nice...it's a full moon today."

It is said that when the moon is full, the power of monsters will reach its peak.

"If you are a youkai, you should be showing your prototype by now."

The young man met Maotong, both eyes were filled with peace.

"...what am I talking about?"

Under the influence of this cat, has he also become abnormal?

Odasaku opened the cabinet and dug out a bottle of wine.Although the object is an overly clever cat who is not cute at all, he has always been the only one in this cold space, and now that he has an extra life, it can add some comfort to the soul.

"Come and have a drink with me. Ah, you are milk."

Shuji shook his head.He likes alcohol, and he often secretly drank the wine at home before, and then miraculously metabolized the alcohol with a cat's body.

"Meow! Meow meow meow!"

He nimbly jumped onto the cabinet, and patted another wine bottle with his soft paws, which was filled with crystal-clear white orange peel liqueur.

"Huh? When did you buy this..."

Odasaku picked up the bottle and looked at the moonlight to read the words on it.

"triplesec... triple distillation?"

Xiu Zhi didn't know exactly what this wine was used for, but the woman who raised him often used it to make wine, so he remembered the smell.

"You want to drink with me?"

He deliberately asked him to dig out other wines. It was impossible for him to use the forbidden wisdom to let him drink cocktails to the moon alone.

"Well - Jack Daniel's and liqueur, and that needs lemon juice..."

He has only a little knowledge of cocktails, and his life is sake.But if you are with Mei Tan, you should really drink wine from his hometown,

Ten minutes later, there were two more orange cocktails on the table, named Lynchburg Lemon—but Odasaku didn't know its official name.

"Then, let's drink to Xiuzhi's arrival and today's full moon."

Shuji couldn't lift his glass, so Odasaku touched the glass on the table symbolically, and then poured the wine into the plate.

"It tastes good."

The pink and tender tongue licked the wine on the plate, and a sense of resistance suddenly hit the whole body, Xiu Zhi kicked the plate over before he could react.

This feeling, could it be that he...

When Odasaku recovered from his surprise, Shuji was staring at his paws.

"Sure enough, you can't get used to it. A cat should look like a cat. I'll change the milk for you."

His tone was as if he should be like this for granted.

——No, from the beginning, he was a cat.

The child who would easily accept a cat who drinks and eats rice is probably the only one in this world.

Xiu Zhi tasted the warm milk in front of him, and the taste wasn't too distasteful to him.

Here is his original timeline.That morning, Jialiang usually went out, when he was doing nothing at home, suddenly his eyes went dark, as if he was locked in a huge black box.His hands and feet were bound, his five senses were sealed, something was pulled out of his body, and when he opened his eyes again, he was taken back to the detective agency by Luanbu.

As for whether his current body has become an ordinary cat, he can only wait for time to give him the answer.

——Shuji already got the answer when he was immersed in the water.

"Meow—meow meow!"

It is said that on that day, there was an extremely miserable meowing sound from Oda's house.

In the past when Jialiang was not around, he took a shower casually, but now he screams so miserable.

He's a cat, he's a cat a cat a cat...

Shuji hypnotized himself like this.

After Oda Saku bathed Shuji, it was as if he had fallen into the bathtub, and all the thrashing that should have been borne by Jialiang fell on him.

"You are really, very energetic..."

He sighed helplessly, took off his clothes and immersed himself in the bathtub.It turns out that raising a cat is such a troublesome thing, if I knew it earlier, I would have cheated a little.

"Meow~"

"I didn't fall asleep, I just closed my eyes and meditated."

Obviously hating water the most, Xiu Zhi still stayed in the bathroom to "watch" him take a bath.It's not a problem, after all, everyone is an adult male...

No, there is absolutely something wrong with this idea!

Odasaku took off the towel from his head, and squinted at Shuji who was lying on the stool bored.

After all, he didn't know how to make the cat happy.He has never raised a cat, nor has he been approached by a cat. The family is unprepared for everything about cats, and he just clinked glasses with Xiu Zhi in an ordinary way.

Would Xiu Zhi be happy staying by his side?

"Meow?"

Even if you ask him, you can't get an answer.

After all, it is just a novelist's cranky daily lesson.

"Anyway, it's a double bed. You can sleep anywhere. Good night, then."

Thinking about it carefully, using the experience of raising a cat as a blueprint can make the heroine more plump.

Although this child is male.

Xiu Zhi jumped onto the window sill, the moonlight cast a soft window screen, and the sleeping person in front of him seemed to be floating in the clouds.

It was originally a person who would never be seen again anyway, a person who was going to his grave in another parallel world.

From that point of view, the game isn't too bad.

Born human, turned cat, and—

Is it better to take the next step towards the demon?

I'm sorry, even with the obedient name of Xiu Zhi, the essence is that Dazai.

The cat who doesn't follow, Osamu Dazai.

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Dazai's episode √

So after Jialiang completed the branch line, the cats were sent back to the original world

Although it is theoretically possible to transform back into an ordinary cat, but... Cheng Jing should still allow it hehe

After reading the if line, it’s nowhere in sight hahahahahaha, this chapter has no textual research and is pure brain supplement, so Akutagawa and Atsushi didn’t appear

Probably there will be extra episodes of Levi, Itachi and Scotland, and if it doesn’t collapse, I want to write a future line from Aiya’s perspective