[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat

"What the hell happened last night?"

Phil supported his head with one hand, and questioned Jialiang with a hangover look.

"So, we were separated by the crowd, and then you were with Mr. Dazai for some reason, and then fell asleep while watching the fireworks — that was it."

"lie."

"I didn't lie to you, it's true."

Jia Liang tilted his head guiltily.Every word she said was a fact, but there were certain facts in the cracks between the facts that Phil might be driven out of the kitchen.

"Then you should look at me!"

She is not blind!It is possible to see Jialiang's facial features facing the other direction!

"...It must have been a nightmare. Children of your age often can't distinguish between dreams and reality."

Ibuzaki passed behind Phil with a water basin in his hand, and complained lightly.

"What did you say? What age am I?"

"Adults don't yell like that."

"I'm really an adult this year! I'm 20!"

Thinking of what Dazai taunted him before, Phil gritted his teeth angrily, but a warm current gushed out from the bottom of his heart.

It's all because of that man, she has become weird.

"Okay, then explain to me, what's the matter with this letter?"

Like a love letter written by a little girl, the envelope is too cutely decorated.Jialiang saw the elegant and unrestrained "Qinqi" on it at a glance, and each stroke was circling.

"This is, a love letter."

The sealing wax was also intentionally made in the shape of a heart, implying the content of the letter from beginning to end.

"Oh—did I say something I shouldn't have said last night?"

Phil retracted the envelope and took another empty, blank envelope from the other pocket.

"Eh, I didn't say that, no..."

Don't you completely remember what you said?What a heartbeat over 120, you in my eyes, if it wasn't for Phil's inability to read books, Jialiang has every reason to suspect that she referred to a certain girl manga she bought.

"Forget it, take me there."

Phil jumped off the chair and kicked Ibuzaki.

"In the past? Where?"

"Of course it's from the owner of the letter~"

Jialiang looked at Phil in astonishment, who showed her most hated smiling face.How should I put it, Phil's expression now overlaps with Dazai's impression a bit.

No, the two of them may have had the same essence from the very beginning, the confidence to play with everything in the world, and this mischievous temperament...

"Huh? Where did the other letter come from?"

"Of course it was stolen, from your servant's shoe cabinet."

Ibuzaki was chopping vegetables, and he didn't care about Phil making a fuss about his love letter.

Rather, it was a great help.

Jialiang took Phil to visit the Armed Detective Agency again according to his impression.Unlike the last time, this time she was in a calm mood, and even remembered the pornographic photos Dazai owed her to Nakaya.

"But is it really okay for us to come to the enemy's territory so clearly?"

"No, maybe there will be a fight, and I will rely on you to protect me then."

The two of them chatted tacitly.

Before Jialiang knocked on the door, Dun, who had a keen ear, already opened the door.There was a man sitting at the most senior desk, and he felt older than Sen, probably because a company member like Dazai was too big for him.

I feel a little proud, at least there are not so many problem children in Hong Kong and Black.

"Welcome, 'Grey Wolf' and 'Miss Hat'."

The person who spoke was a boy in an easy-to-understand detective outfit, with his eyes narrowed into slits.His tone was also more cheerful than others, Jialiang felt that Dun's tone was not so cheerful.

Speaking of Miss Hat, are you talking about her?

"Well, I'm not wearing a hat..."

"And then, what about the bandage man who called me?"

Phil glanced around the room and silently wrote down everyone's names.

"Mr. Dazai and Mr. Kunikida have something to go out."

He replied honestly.Today he served Jinghua tea, for some reason he slipped when he saw Phil, and the cup of warm tea was just on Phil's head.

Jialiang just wanted to sigh, the way of heaven is reincarnation——

"It hurts! Do you think that document was painted the color of the floor on purpose to make the room less messy! Are the eyes holes?"

——Who will spare whom?

Phil clenched his fists.Provocation, naked provocation!That man was showing off to her, even if he wasn't here, he could still pour tea on her head with incomparable precision, right?

too!slaughter!rule!

"Then let's talk, I'll make tea... I brought some snacks, can I make black tea?"

"dessert?"

The famous detective with squinting eyes walked in disorder and sat down obediently.

When Jialiang came out with black tea, Phil also came out from the bathroom to dry his hair.She glanced at the furnishings in the room and walked straight towards the president.

"So, what's your business with me?"

Since Dazai is not here, someone else is looking for her.For example, this man who is dressed in the most primitive style and behaves the calmest - Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"I first apologize for the member's faux pas, Miss Phil."

"The polite words are ignored, I am too lazy to listen."

Phil stood where he was, his hand jerked behind him, and snatched a scone from the tray on Gala's side.This is the scone known as "the afternoon tea that cannot be missed"!Although it is an uninteresting product that is not as crispy as bread, cakes, fluffy biscuits, it will change from an ugly duckling to a Cindelilla after it is smeared with jam.

Fuze looked at the girl in front of her with her legs crossed and spreading jam on the scones, all she could see was a petite and headstrong girl.That's right, it's the same as Sen's little girl Alice—but in her body resides the legendary "Fountain of Wisdom".

If you have this child...

"Last time you helped out, it was really a big help."

"I didn't intend to save you, but I just wanted to frustrate that guy. Or did you misunderstand that I wanted to change jobs, and even persuaded that bandage to win me over?"

Phil looked at Fuze fearlessly.At the summer festival, Dazai only mentioned one thing other than making her angry and talking nonsense.

Renhu and Akutagawa cooperated.

He knew that Phil had investigated Dun's background after that, and knew that Dun was the one who offered a reward of 70 billion yuan, so he deliberately set her up.

The boy who couldn't control his abilities and became an urban legend by turning into a tiger can now cooperate with that Akutagawa.

——Someone helped him control his abilities.

This is what Dazai wants to hint at her, it is the spider's thread to persuade her to join Butei.If she wants to get out of her current life, she needs their help.Compared with this, Hong Kong and Heihe have no way to provide her with any substantial benefits. Which side a smart person should choose, they don't even have to move their toes.

"In fact, that's exactly what it means."

Jia Liang drank tea and ate scones calmly.This jam is very good. I can make more in the future. It is very good for spreading bread in the morning.

"It feels like Miss Jialiang is not worried at all."

Dun also sat down and took a sip of tea.It's unbelievable that even though the same tea leaves are used, the taste of the tea is completely different.

"What am I worried about?"

"The president is poaching gangsters over there. As Mr. Hat's wife, don't you feel any sense of crisis?"

Ranbu on the opposite side was also nodding desperately.It turns out that Mr. Hat and Miss Hat are surprisingly well matched.

Jiahao seems to be able to understand a little bit of Ranpo's thinking circuit.

"I'm not worried at all, because—"

"But I have absolutely no plans for that."

Phil swallowed the scones completely, and replied to Fuze firmly.

"You see."

Jia Liang put down his teacup.Phil is not the kind of person who can be poached casually, otherwise he would have joined Mirufiore or Pengo Lie in Sicily.She will join the gangsters, probably just want to have fun nearby.If you switch to this place, you won't be able to go whoring snacks for free, and you will have to face bandages every day. The most important thing is——

She could feel that Phil himself was not an upright person.

"I'm willing to pay twice as much as Dr. Sen."

"It's not about money, you understand."

Fukuzawa knew that Phil couldn't see it, but he still felt the cold light in her eyes.

"Your advantage, don't you show your sincerity?"

After all, Dazai didn't tell her directly that it was their president who had this ability.But whether he said it or not, she would not fully believe it.

"My ability is only valid for my subordinates. If you don't pass the test and become a member of my club, it won't take effect."

"But, whether it's your subordinate or not, the only difference is whether you agree with me or not. When you agree with me, I can control this power, which means you may betray me at any time."

Compared to this kind of hopeful behavior, it is more interesting to hang out with Hong Kong and black.If you don't pay, you won't expect anything in return, and you don't have to worry about being betrayed by the leader of the young girl.

"Hey! You're talking too much!"

Tanizaki tugged at his sleeve to signal him to calm down.Fuze closed his eyes and thought, his brows were twisted into twists, and finally he just sighed.

"Random steps, forget it."

Jialiang saw something hidden in his expression.But this kind of thing is fine no matter what, even if he shows sincerity, Phil will use other excuses to refuse, she is such a creature - a wolf.

In Egyptian mythology, Albinus, the god of death, has the head of a wolf, so some people say that the wolf is the "returned angel of hell".

"It's because I didn't think carefully, but I still thank you for your assistance."

Phil looked at the ceiling and said nothing, Jialiang coughed, and she reluctantly straightened her head.

"It's a little effort, no thanks. To be honest, your matter is too easy compared to Jialiang's mess."

Jia Liang, who was called out suddenly, almost choked on the scones.

"Wait a minute, Phil, what's wrong with me that's worse than what happened before?"

"Like your singing without melody every night?"

Jialiang was stunned for a moment before realizing what Phil was talking about.

"I don't have it every night either!"

"Need I remind you that tonight is No.20..."

The scones gag Phil's mouth with great speed.Jialiang deftly held up Phil's collar, and made a farewell gesture to everyone in the detective agency.

"Wow, I feel like she will be punished very badly in the future."

Ranpo whistled, and Dazai came out from the inner room.

"Oh my goodness, the persuasion failed as expected."

"Yeah, in every sense."

Fukuzawa had a sullen face and didn't know what he was thinking - no, Dazai actually knew it.Their plan was indeed to give Phil a little sweetness, but the reason why they didn't make it to that point was that Fukuzawa didn't successfully interfere with her "power".

It seems that it was not accidental that her ability could not be completely eliminated when touching her before. It was not just a supernatural ability, but a mixture of various abilities-it was more natural to think so.

"Speaking of which, Dun, you didn't adjust your falling posture when you stepped on the document just now."

"Ah, because I'm afraid of bumping into Ms. Jialiang...It hurts so much, Mr. Dazai, why did you hit me?"