[Comprehensive] Life has finally attacked my cat
Chapter 1 Almond Shortbread
Jia Liang clutched his aching forehead.
"Hey, which side does Xiao Jialiang like?"
I don't know if it's killing Matt or the bad hairstyle, the dazzling short blonde hair, and the eyes hidden behind the sunglasses.
No matter how you look at it, it is an image that does not match the "matchmaker".
The "matchmaker" held two youths one by one.The one on the left has cool black hair and black eyes, and looks more Middle Eastern, while the one on the right is a typical Caucasian with platinum long hair.
——Both parties reflect the preferences of the matchmaker. Even if they are well-dressed, they can still see the strong muscle lines wrapped in layers of clothes.
Jia Liang tried to calm down the corners of his mouth.
"Master Lusilia, I think I should have said before that I have no thoughts of falling in love for the time being."
At least not with the idea of being in love with muscles.
"Eh--"
Hearing Jialiang's answer, Lusilia looked regretful, but her tone didn't show it at all, and she pushed away the man who was still intimate with her just now like throwing trash.
Only then, act like a Balian guardian.
Although Jialiang didn't want to contact him at all.
Balian, a special assassination unit under the largest mafia family on the Italian island of Sicily, Pengele, is said to have comparable combat power to the family. clear.
Yoshira Furukawa is a chef.As a chef, or the highest-level chef, he should show off his skills in a one-person kitchen and cook the same delicious and beautiful food.Instead of being forced to go on a blind date with a special lunch made exclusively for Balian BOSS like a courier who can't get married.
"Master Lusilia, I have only graduated from Yuanyue for two years, and I am still a vigorous 20-year-old?"
Jialiang felt that no student who graduated from Yuanyue was as angry as she was.The workplace is high-risk, often facing indiscriminate bombing by the saboteur Lanshou and tricks and abductions by the cunning Wushou. The guardians who don't make trouble are also tricky. The chefs under him are all blond and blue-eyed Italian men, and there is even a good-looking young lady. None, the most difficult thing is——
From time to time, they will be "invited" by Balian to deliver meals for various reasons, and by the way, amway their members.
Prior to this, Jialiang had already rejected several waves of "good man recommendations" from Lusilia, and he had tried all the tricks.
Balian, whose painting style is obviously different from Pengo Li's headquarters, is not her style at all?Please don't amuse your subordinates anymore, please!Does it do you any good to piss off the cook?
Jialiang scolded Lusilia thousands of times in his heart, but the professional smile on his face remained unchanged.
"This is Lord Xanxus' lunch."
It is said that the reason why Pengo Lie hired her is that Balian frightened the hired chef away every day.
Balian's boss is a irascible president named Xanxus.Although Jialiang had never met him in person, he had heard his roar and smashing things.
But fortunately, some of Yuanyue's graduates have also become the personal chefs of such extremely tricky people, proving that their educational policy does not contradict the needs of society.
Lusilia took the plate from Jialiang's hand and put it aside, and handed her a stack of documents on the table.
"This is……"
At a glance, it was clear that these were all the good men Lusilia had found for her.It really is a beautiful scene where a hundred flowers bloom, and others cannot envy——
There will be ghosts, right?
Don't normal people recommend people of similar age?Well, there are no normal people in Balian, but please consider her oriental height and aesthetics, and stop pushing so many muscular men for her, okay?
Jialiang really wanted to escape from this hot-eyed hell, but when he raised his head, he would meet Lusilia's smiling face of "I have already recommended my favorite person to you."
This is the so-called dilemma.
Pretentiously flipping through all the documents quickly, Jialiang smiled and put the documents back on the table with his eyes narrowed.
"Master Lusilia has very good taste. I am really ashamed of the love I have for Lord Lusilia, and I cannot accept your kindness."
What a perfect excuse.
If only the listener hadn't only half-heard.
"It's okay! As long as Xiao Jialiang likes it, these can be used as spare tires for you!"
For a moment, Jia Liang didn't know whether to complain about Balian Harumori's generosity or his strange brain circuit.
In the final analysis, Lusilia desperately wanted to be her lover in Ameli Barrian, it was all out of bad taste.
Although it is an assassination force under Pengelie, it seems to be an independent organization. The object of allegiance is not the current leader Tsunayoshi Sawada, but the former leader.Jialiang had never heard of that old man's name. Everyone respectfully called him Kudaimu, just like the leader Judaimu is honored now.
Xanxus seems to be the son of the ninth generation, but various things happened in the middle, and the successor of Vengley is the descendant of the first generation who was found from Japan across the ocean.
It is simply the usual plot of juvenile comics.
Jialiang is the neutral point that Pengelie and Balian found in years of constant friction.Before she appeared, it seemed that Sicily was a little less peaceful. The guardians of Vengley and Balian didn't like each other, but the degree of fighting was already very commonplace.
Jialiang, who lives in peaceful Japan, thought it was an enemy attack when he heard the explosion in the backyard at first, but it turned out that the two guardians were "fighting".
Afterwards, it is unknown who Fang Sheng used the food made by Jialiang as a temptation. In short, the frequency of infighting was much less, and Balian even planned to intervene in it and snatch away her, an excellent chef.
Seems like I've heard someone say that a mafia that doesn't fight isn't a good mafia.
Jia Liang had been mentally prepared before coming to Sicily, but he did not expect the reality to be so cruel!You have to carry the heavy burden of being single, and try to survive among a group of hot-eyed men...
It turned out that the life he faced after graduating from Yuanyue was still so difficult, and the earnestness of the seniors fed the dog in Jialiang's heart.
"Ah, or is it that Xiao Jialiang likes other types? It doesn't matter, as long as Xiao Jialiang likes it, no matter who he used to be, he can only be Balian's corpse in the future."
Lucia smiled.
There was indeed a cold light reflected on his sunglasses.
Jialiang has never missed his hometown so much for a moment.Ah, beautiful Gifu.Ah, the lovely city of Takayama.
How simple are the people there!There is no flamboyance of a big city, nor the black heart of Balian...
"...the type I like?"
Jialiang finally grasped the point of Luslia's words.
Although I feel sorry for the dude who might be caught on a day trip to Balian, Jialiang still decides to seize this hard-won opportunity.
Living alone in the turbulent Sicily, I also want a sweetheart who can warm the bed!
If Lusilia could really find her, wouldn't it be a fortune.
"Ahem, first of all, this person's hair color should not be too light, it's better to be darker, and it matches my hair color. The color of the eyes is preferably blue, a rich and clear blue that matches me, Green is definitely not good, it’s too earthy to match.”
Jialiang lifted his long light flaxen hair. Although he was born in Japan, he didn't know where he inherited his blood from his ancestors. His appearance was more similar to that of Europeans, and his eyes were magenta, which is rare among Japanese.
Since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP.Jialiang kept this perfect formula in mind, and decided to give Lusilla a template of "ideal boyfriend".
Of course, few of the handsome guys she has seen so far meet the above requirements.
"It needs to be a Japanese who can speak the same language as me. He is slender, but he must have strength. He has a stable job and his income is higher than mine. It is best to be a high-ranking executive in the company. He is about the same age. He must be gentle, considerate and kind. It's cute, but you still have to be a little petty, and you can't laugh at me from the country!"
Because of his background, Jialiang was often ridiculed when he was in Yuanyue. Although Gifu does not rank among the top few in Japan’s GDP list like Tokyo, Osaka, and Nagoya, it is still a large county accounting for 2.8% of the country’s land. Forest resources and soil and water culture Absolutely not lost to the other 46 counties.
Lucilia seriously wrote down the conditions proposed by Jialiang one by one, and asked her with a pure face if she had anything to add.
This is even more frustrating.
"In short, in short, as a pure and good Japanese, that's all I have."
Jia Liang was a little guilty when he said this.Who doesn't know that blue-eyed Japanese are hard to find, and they have to be blue-eyed Japanese in their twenties who appear in Sicily, Balian's sphere of influence.
Compared with Lusilia's full of energy, Jialiang felt that he had set up a huge single flag.
Generally speaking, most people who say this will meet the completely opposite type, and then start a love and kill... Ah no, it is best to stay away from the mafia with a problematic brain and fall in love. Don't kill each other, as long as you can warm the bed. .
Jialiang is considered to be released by Lusilia.When she came out of Balian's headquarters, she even felt that the driver was installing the eyeball that she was too surprised to drop out.
Probably because I have been with the mafia for a long time, even the metaphor is so bloody.
Can such a self really find the boyfriend of his dreams...
At this time, Jialiang was completely unaware that she had tacitly accepted the label "mafia" in the conditions.
Jia Liang, who returned to Pengo Li's headquarters, thought that he should reward himself with an afternoon tea after working so hard on his business trip to Balian, so after sending over the judaime customary black tea and cake, he used the remaining The next ingredients are baked out of biscuits.
Beat the cream and sieve into the powdered sugar, beat the whole egg and add it several times, sift the low-gluten flour and vanilla sugar, add a little lemon zest, add almonds after mixing, knead the dough and refrigerate it for a while, roll it out and put it in the oven That's it!
"smell good."
Jia Liang looked at the girl who was holding the door of the kitchen with glowing eyes.
"Kyoko..."
"Jialiang..."
After the two looked at each other "affectionately", Jia Liang first turned back into dead fish eyes.
"I remember, it was for two people for Judaime."
The long-haired girl named Kyoko is the wife of Sawada Tsunayoshi.
wife.
Married.
22 years old this year.
If one had to find a standard of marriageable age, the wife of Judaimu was of course a better argument than anything else.
For a moment, Jialiang felt that he was old.
"But, it's obviously more fragrant here."
Jingzi dawdled at the door for a while, but refused to go in.
Jia Liang knew why. As the wife of the leader of Peng Gelie, she naturally couldn't enter such a dangerous area casually.Don't look at her aboveboard use of public food for private use, it's not because the few left in the house are her capable men.
After quickly placing the biscuits on the baking tray, Jialiang took off his hat.
"Come on, let's go to the courtyard."
At that time, Jialiang didn't know that the routine of stealing food with Sawada Kyoko would end soon.
"Hey, which side does Xiao Jialiang like?"
I don't know if it's killing Matt or the bad hairstyle, the dazzling short blonde hair, and the eyes hidden behind the sunglasses.
No matter how you look at it, it is an image that does not match the "matchmaker".
The "matchmaker" held two youths one by one.The one on the left has cool black hair and black eyes, and looks more Middle Eastern, while the one on the right is a typical Caucasian with platinum long hair.
——Both parties reflect the preferences of the matchmaker. Even if they are well-dressed, they can still see the strong muscle lines wrapped in layers of clothes.
Jia Liang tried to calm down the corners of his mouth.
"Master Lusilia, I think I should have said before that I have no thoughts of falling in love for the time being."
At least not with the idea of being in love with muscles.
"Eh--"
Hearing Jialiang's answer, Lusilia looked regretful, but her tone didn't show it at all, and she pushed away the man who was still intimate with her just now like throwing trash.
Only then, act like a Balian guardian.
Although Jialiang didn't want to contact him at all.
Balian, a special assassination unit under the largest mafia family on the Italian island of Sicily, Pengele, is said to have comparable combat power to the family. clear.
Yoshira Furukawa is a chef.As a chef, or the highest-level chef, he should show off his skills in a one-person kitchen and cook the same delicious and beautiful food.Instead of being forced to go on a blind date with a special lunch made exclusively for Balian BOSS like a courier who can't get married.
"Master Lusilia, I have only graduated from Yuanyue for two years, and I am still a vigorous 20-year-old?"
Jialiang felt that no student who graduated from Yuanyue was as angry as she was.The workplace is high-risk, often facing indiscriminate bombing by the saboteur Lanshou and tricks and abductions by the cunning Wushou. The guardians who don't make trouble are also tricky. The chefs under him are all blond and blue-eyed Italian men, and there is even a good-looking young lady. None, the most difficult thing is——
From time to time, they will be "invited" by Balian to deliver meals for various reasons, and by the way, amway their members.
Prior to this, Jialiang had already rejected several waves of "good man recommendations" from Lusilia, and he had tried all the tricks.
Balian, whose painting style is obviously different from Pengo Li's headquarters, is not her style at all?Please don't amuse your subordinates anymore, please!Does it do you any good to piss off the cook?
Jialiang scolded Lusilia thousands of times in his heart, but the professional smile on his face remained unchanged.
"This is Lord Xanxus' lunch."
It is said that the reason why Pengo Lie hired her is that Balian frightened the hired chef away every day.
Balian's boss is a irascible president named Xanxus.Although Jialiang had never met him in person, he had heard his roar and smashing things.
But fortunately, some of Yuanyue's graduates have also become the personal chefs of such extremely tricky people, proving that their educational policy does not contradict the needs of society.
Lusilia took the plate from Jialiang's hand and put it aside, and handed her a stack of documents on the table.
"This is……"
At a glance, it was clear that these were all the good men Lusilia had found for her.It really is a beautiful scene where a hundred flowers bloom, and others cannot envy——
There will be ghosts, right?
Don't normal people recommend people of similar age?Well, there are no normal people in Balian, but please consider her oriental height and aesthetics, and stop pushing so many muscular men for her, okay?
Jialiang really wanted to escape from this hot-eyed hell, but when he raised his head, he would meet Lusilia's smiling face of "I have already recommended my favorite person to you."
This is the so-called dilemma.
Pretentiously flipping through all the documents quickly, Jialiang smiled and put the documents back on the table with his eyes narrowed.
"Master Lusilia has very good taste. I am really ashamed of the love I have for Lord Lusilia, and I cannot accept your kindness."
What a perfect excuse.
If only the listener hadn't only half-heard.
"It's okay! As long as Xiao Jialiang likes it, these can be used as spare tires for you!"
For a moment, Jia Liang didn't know whether to complain about Balian Harumori's generosity or his strange brain circuit.
In the final analysis, Lusilia desperately wanted to be her lover in Ameli Barrian, it was all out of bad taste.
Although it is an assassination force under Pengelie, it seems to be an independent organization. The object of allegiance is not the current leader Tsunayoshi Sawada, but the former leader.Jialiang had never heard of that old man's name. Everyone respectfully called him Kudaimu, just like the leader Judaimu is honored now.
Xanxus seems to be the son of the ninth generation, but various things happened in the middle, and the successor of Vengley is the descendant of the first generation who was found from Japan across the ocean.
It is simply the usual plot of juvenile comics.
Jialiang is the neutral point that Pengelie and Balian found in years of constant friction.Before she appeared, it seemed that Sicily was a little less peaceful. The guardians of Vengley and Balian didn't like each other, but the degree of fighting was already very commonplace.
Jialiang, who lives in peaceful Japan, thought it was an enemy attack when he heard the explosion in the backyard at first, but it turned out that the two guardians were "fighting".
Afterwards, it is unknown who Fang Sheng used the food made by Jialiang as a temptation. In short, the frequency of infighting was much less, and Balian even planned to intervene in it and snatch away her, an excellent chef.
Seems like I've heard someone say that a mafia that doesn't fight isn't a good mafia.
Jia Liang had been mentally prepared before coming to Sicily, but he did not expect the reality to be so cruel!You have to carry the heavy burden of being single, and try to survive among a group of hot-eyed men...
It turned out that the life he faced after graduating from Yuanyue was still so difficult, and the earnestness of the seniors fed the dog in Jialiang's heart.
"Ah, or is it that Xiao Jialiang likes other types? It doesn't matter, as long as Xiao Jialiang likes it, no matter who he used to be, he can only be Balian's corpse in the future."
Lucia smiled.
There was indeed a cold light reflected on his sunglasses.
Jialiang has never missed his hometown so much for a moment.Ah, beautiful Gifu.Ah, the lovely city of Takayama.
How simple are the people there!There is no flamboyance of a big city, nor the black heart of Balian...
"...the type I like?"
Jialiang finally grasped the point of Luslia's words.
Although I feel sorry for the dude who might be caught on a day trip to Balian, Jialiang still decides to seize this hard-won opportunity.
Living alone in the turbulent Sicily, I also want a sweetheart who can warm the bed!
If Lusilia could really find her, wouldn't it be a fortune.
"Ahem, first of all, this person's hair color should not be too light, it's better to be darker, and it matches my hair color. The color of the eyes is preferably blue, a rich and clear blue that matches me, Green is definitely not good, it’s too earthy to match.”
Jialiang lifted his long light flaxen hair. Although he was born in Japan, he didn't know where he inherited his blood from his ancestors. His appearance was more similar to that of Europeans, and his eyes were magenta, which is rare among Japanese.
Since ancient times, red and blue have produced CP.Jialiang kept this perfect formula in mind, and decided to give Lusilla a template of "ideal boyfriend".
Of course, few of the handsome guys she has seen so far meet the above requirements.
"It needs to be a Japanese who can speak the same language as me. He is slender, but he must have strength. He has a stable job and his income is higher than mine. It is best to be a high-ranking executive in the company. He is about the same age. He must be gentle, considerate and kind. It's cute, but you still have to be a little petty, and you can't laugh at me from the country!"
Because of his background, Jialiang was often ridiculed when he was in Yuanyue. Although Gifu does not rank among the top few in Japan’s GDP list like Tokyo, Osaka, and Nagoya, it is still a large county accounting for 2.8% of the country’s land. Forest resources and soil and water culture Absolutely not lost to the other 46 counties.
Lucilia seriously wrote down the conditions proposed by Jialiang one by one, and asked her with a pure face if she had anything to add.
This is even more frustrating.
"In short, in short, as a pure and good Japanese, that's all I have."
Jia Liang was a little guilty when he said this.Who doesn't know that blue-eyed Japanese are hard to find, and they have to be blue-eyed Japanese in their twenties who appear in Sicily, Balian's sphere of influence.
Compared with Lusilia's full of energy, Jialiang felt that he had set up a huge single flag.
Generally speaking, most people who say this will meet the completely opposite type, and then start a love and kill... Ah no, it is best to stay away from the mafia with a problematic brain and fall in love. Don't kill each other, as long as you can warm the bed. .
Jialiang is considered to be released by Lusilia.When she came out of Balian's headquarters, she even felt that the driver was installing the eyeball that she was too surprised to drop out.
Probably because I have been with the mafia for a long time, even the metaphor is so bloody.
Can such a self really find the boyfriend of his dreams...
At this time, Jialiang was completely unaware that she had tacitly accepted the label "mafia" in the conditions.
Jia Liang, who returned to Pengo Li's headquarters, thought that he should reward himself with an afternoon tea after working so hard on his business trip to Balian, so after sending over the judaime customary black tea and cake, he used the remaining The next ingredients are baked out of biscuits.
Beat the cream and sieve into the powdered sugar, beat the whole egg and add it several times, sift the low-gluten flour and vanilla sugar, add a little lemon zest, add almonds after mixing, knead the dough and refrigerate it for a while, roll it out and put it in the oven That's it!
"smell good."
Jia Liang looked at the girl who was holding the door of the kitchen with glowing eyes.
"Kyoko..."
"Jialiang..."
After the two looked at each other "affectionately", Jia Liang first turned back into dead fish eyes.
"I remember, it was for two people for Judaime."
The long-haired girl named Kyoko is the wife of Sawada Tsunayoshi.
wife.
Married.
22 years old this year.
If one had to find a standard of marriageable age, the wife of Judaimu was of course a better argument than anything else.
For a moment, Jialiang felt that he was old.
"But, it's obviously more fragrant here."
Jingzi dawdled at the door for a while, but refused to go in.
Jia Liang knew why. As the wife of the leader of Peng Gelie, she naturally couldn't enter such a dangerous area casually.Don't look at her aboveboard use of public food for private use, it's not because the few left in the house are her capable men.
After quickly placing the biscuits on the baking tray, Jialiang took off his hat.
"Come on, let's go to the courtyard."
At that time, Jialiang didn't know that the routine of stealing food with Sawada Kyoko would end soon.
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