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The two-seater 911 couldn't get a price, so when I went back, I took a taxi to Mingqiu.

The driver had already been waiting at the door of the store, but Duan Yan, who was drunk, had been dawdling, and it was very difficult to deal with it.

Xiang Mingqiu struggled with him for a long time before bringing him into the car.

On the way back, Duan Yan was quite quiet.

Seeing him resting his head on the glass bed to watch the scenery, Xiang Mingqiu ignored him.

The other people in the group had already arrived home, and they sent messages one after another to let them know.

Xiang Mingqiu was typing, saying that he and Duan Yan were still on their way back when he suddenly heard a noise nearby.

Turning his head to look, Duan Yan undid his belt at some point.

He had the zipper on his crotch unzipped and was about to reach in and pick out the dick.

Seeing something bad, Xiang Mingqiu held his hand immediately: "Huo Huo Huo, what are you trying to do?!"

"Go to the toilet, don't stop me, I'm in a hurry to pee."

Duan Yan wanted to get rid of him, but Xiang Mingqiu hurriedly held him down again, zipped up the open zipper under him as fast as he could, and fastened his belt again.

The driver who was driving heard the conversation between the two people in the back seat, his face changed drastically, and he begged: "Don't, don't, don't! Brother, please don't make trouble, or you should get out of the car, I would rather not charge you for this car." gone."

"Well, master, there is a McDonald's in front, why don't you wait a moment, I'll let this guy go to the toilet first."

The car pulled over and pointed to Ming Qiu at the McDonald's gate about ten meters away, and said to Duan Yan: "There is a toilet over there, do you want to help you in?"

"Why don't you just go to the toilet and pee, do you still need your help?"

I always feel uneasy, but Xiang Mingqiu still nodded: "Alright then, I'll wait for you in the car."

He opened the car door for Duan Yan, but Duan Yan jumped out of the car, but didn't go to McDonald's at all.

He ran as fast as he could, and sang out-of-key military songs on the street at the same time, which was really embarrassing.

Xiang Mingqiu had no choice but to let the taxi driver leave first, and get out of the car to chase Duan Yan.

"Huo Huo Huo, come back to me!"

Duan Yanquan pretended not to hear, and ran after him more and more, even faster than before.

After chasing and chasing, the singing disappeared, and people didn't know where they went.

Xiang Mingqiu was quite sleepy at first, and wanted to go back to wash up and sleep early, but now that Duan Yan made such a fuss, he no longer wanted to sleep.

"Huo Huo Huo!" Xiang Mingqiu searched the streets and alleys like catching a thief.

He yelled loudly several times, but no one responded, and he was a little tired.

Trying everything possible, Xiang Mingqiu took out his mobile phone and dialed Duan Yan's number.

He didn't expect Duan Yan to answer the call, he only planned to use the ringtone of the phone to determine the specific location of that guy.

Following the faint music in the air, Xiang Mingqiu finally found Duan Yan in front of the self-service vending machine at the end of the street.

That guy was lying on the ground doing push-ups, although he was drunk, his push-up posture was pretty standard.

While doing it, he counted loudly: "One! Two! Three..."

"..." Xiang Mingqiu laughed angrily, "Who are you doing these push-ups in the middle of the night for? Come back with me."

Duan Yan refused to get up: "No, there are still two groups left to finish."

Xiang Mingqiu had no choice but to follow him, squatting aside to report to him, and took out his mobile phone to record his criminal evidence.

Duan Yan moved very quickly, and completed the remaining two sets of push-ups in two or three efforts.

Xiang Mingqiu was worried that if he didn't pay attention, this guy would run around again, dragging Duan Yan's hand all the way back.

Duan Yan was forced to stop and go about this matter, sometimes he said that he was urgent to urinate, and sometimes he said that he was hungry and had no strength.

Finally, the two returned to the entrance of the McDonald's just now.

Xiang Mingqiu followed Duan Yan to the toilet personally like an adult taking care of a child.

After going to the toilet, the two went to order food.

There were no customers during this time period, and there was no need to queue up. The clerk enthusiastically asked them what they wanted to eat.

Xiang Mingqiu was not hungry, he just ordered a glass of ice water.

Duan Yan stood beside him silently, his eyes fixed on the toy display shelf on the table.

McDonald's recently launched the Pokémon series, a total of six Pokémon, including the Bulbasaur.

Xiang Mingqiu pointed to Duan Yan, and said to the order clerk, "Make this guy a Happy Meal."

Then he told the clerk that the toy should take the frog seeds.

After picking up the meal, the two casually found a spacious place to sit down.

Xiang Mingqiu sat across from Duan Yan, resting his chin on one hand, watching with interest Duan Yan dipped in ketchup while eating French fries and playing with the frog seed that can only stretch the vine whip.

It was rare to see his cute appearance, and Xiang Mingqiu couldn't help but took out his phone again to record a video for Duan Yan.

By the way, I asked, "Are the French fries delicious?"

Duan Yan ignored him, took the Frog Seed in his hand, and used the "shock" skill towards the glass of ice water in front of Ming Qiu.

With a splash, water and ice spilled all over the ground, and Xiang Mingqiu didn't have time to hide, his clothes and pants suffered.

Xiang Mingqiu knew that now was not the time to settle accounts with this kid, so let's make a note first.

"Wait, brother will teach you a good lesson later."

After he finished speaking, he got up and went to the front desk to ask the clerk for some paper towels to wipe the water.

It took only a blink of an eye, and when Xiang Mingqiu turned around again, the seat just now was already empty.

What about this fucking guy? !

Where did you go again? !

Xiang Mingqiu cursed "fuck" in a low voice, and hurried to find someone again.

Next to McDonald's is a convenience store, there is no business late at night, and the cashier in the store is squatting at the door smoking a cigarette.

Xiang Mingqiu raised his mobile phone and showed only the person in the video to the cashier brother: "Excuse me, did you see this guy just now?"

The little brother nodded again and again: "Yes, yes! This handsome guy just bought a whole box of lighters in the store."

Xiang Mingqiu wondered: "Why did he buy so many lighters?"

"I don't know about that." The little brother spread his hands and shrugged.

"Then which direction did he go?"

The little brother pointed to the spicy shrimp night snack shop across the road: "Hey, I saw him go into that 'Spicy Spicy' with my own eyes, and I guess he's still in there now."

Xiang Mingqiu thanked the clerk, and rushed to the opposite store without stopping.

It was already four o'clock in the morning, and the shops in the entire commercial street were closed for rest, but this night snack shop was brightly lit and bustling with people.

As soon as Xiang Mingqiu entered the store, he found Duan Yan among the crowd.

Holding a box of lighters in his hand, the kid shuttled back and forth in the noisy supper shop, selling lighters to customers table by table.

It costs three yuan each to buy, and he sells it for five yuan. If the customer doesn't want it, he has to sell it to others.

"Beauty, aren't you smoking, buy a lighter and support a small business."

Duan Yanlai stayed at a dining table, selling his lighters to the hot-dressed girl in front of him.

There were also a few best friends who came with that girl. When a group of girls saw the handsome guy, they couldn't help shouting, and took the initiative to tease Duan Yan: "Little brother, can you give us a lighter?"

"Then I won't give it away." Duan Yan refused without hesitation, "I'm here to sell."

The girls got even more excited when they heard it, and then teased him: "Then how much do you sell for a night? Hahahaha~"

......

Xiang Mingqiu rushed up quickly and snatched the box of lighters from his hand.

"Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo, are you endless? Huh?"

Duan Yan raised his chin and put on a contemptuous expression: "Pay attention to the tone of your talking to me."

"I asked you if you are not finished?"

"You are just an Akita dog, is this the way you should speak to humans?"

"Ability, fire, fire, do you feel like you're floating when you're drunk?"

Xiang Mingqiu narrowed his eyes, his green pupils were full of displeasure, apparently a little edgy by Duan Yan's successive drunken behaviors.

The boss, who was busy at work, finally noticed that there were unexpected guests in the shop, and led two tall and strong guys towards Ming Qiu and Duan Yan.

"The salesperson is not allowed in the store. If you two are not here to patronize, please go out quickly, or don't blame me for being rude."

Xiang Mingqiu had no choice but to wipe the ass of the instigator beside him: "I'm sorry, I'll take him away right now."

In the end, Duan Yan was dragged out of the night snack shop by Xiang Mingqiu.

Many taxi drivers on the night shift are parked outside the store, waiting for customers who will get on the bus at any time.

Xiang Mingqiu raised a hand, and waved twice towards the nearest taxi.

Duan Yan caught the moment when he let go of himself, quickly ran to the white bicycle parked in front of the store, straddled it, and then pushed hard on the pedals, riding like the wind into the dark night ahead In the middle, Xiang Mingqiu was left alone standing there with nothing to say.

Damn... I never imagined that this brat could do it to such an extent when he was drunk.

The guest whose car had been stolen ran out in a hurry after being informed by other diners, seeing that his car was not there, he was in a hurry.

"Where's my bike? Why did that guy steal my bike?!"

Xiang Mingqiu felt a tingling nerve in his temple, he apologized to the guest on behalf of Zuo Jing: "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry... that guy got drunk and went crazy, how much is your car? I'll pay you double Bar."

Xiang Mingqiu gave up the idea of ​​chasing people, and after sending the money to the victim, he got into the taxi and leaned back tiredly, ready to let the driver take him back to the kennel.

But when he had just reported his address, after thinking about it, he still couldn't feel relieved.

If you get into a traffic accident while driving drunk, or rush into a river halfway, it's over.

Xiang Mingqiu suddenly changed his mind and asked the driver to follow the direction that the dead boy was riding just now.

……

After waking up, it was already noon the next day, Duan Yan yawned, stretched, and sat up from the bed.

On the bedside table next to it, I don't know when there was a box of lighters, and there was a small toy of the frog seed.

I probably bought it from that guy Mingqiu, but I can't figure out why he put it in his room.

After washing up, he went downstairs for lunch as usual.

Xiang Mingqiu had already finished eating at this time, and was sitting on the sofa in the living room watching his mobile phone, as if some video was playing, he vaguely heard the people in the video counting.

Duan Yan noticed that there was an extra white bicycle in the yard outside, he looked towards Ming Qiu and asked, "Did you buy a new bicycle?"

Xiang Mingqiu turned off the video and raised his head: "Huo Huo Huo, have you forgotten everything you have done?"

"I drank too much yesterday, didn't I?" Duan Yan knew that he drank a lot, there was no doubt about it.

"You drank too much, I brought you back last night." Xiang Mingqiu told him.

"Oh." Duan Yan casually walked into the kitchen to make coffee, "Then what have I done?"

"You fucked me up."

"???" The hand holding the cup suddenly stopped in mid-air, Duan Yan didn't realize it for a while, "You...what do you mean?"

"It literally means, you drank too much, and when you came back, you pressed me on the bed and fucked me."

This......

impossible!

It was true that he often had sex after drinking, but the premise was on the basis of mutual consent.

For further confirmation, Duan Yan asked him: "Did you do it voluntarily?"

"How could it be voluntary."

"Then why don't you resist?!"

"You're so drunk, you're stronger than a cow, I can't hold you back."

Duan Yan's mind was a little confused, he tried his best to recall what happened last night, but he really couldn't remember it.

"Xiang Mingqiu, I'm not joking with you, is it true?" Duan Yan looked at him seriously.

"Why lie to you, do you want me to take off my pants and stick up my butt to show you?"

"..."

Xiang Mingqiu said again: "Do you know what you did when you were drunk?"

Duan Yan: "..."

"Let me tell you." He counted one by one, "You bark like a dog in front of me, then you pee in the street, you go to McDonald's to buy a Happy Meal, and you have to ask the waiter to bring you a frog seed toy, If you don't give it, you will be spoiled, you will steal someone's bicycle, and you will drive drunk..."

"Don't fucking fool people."

"Who fooled you? I still have a video to testify here. If you don't believe me, watch it."

Ten seconds later, Duan Yan's mobile phone received a small video from Xiang Mingqiu.

In the first video, he is sitting in a McDonald's eating chips and playing with toys...

In the second video, he is doing push-ups on the street...

Immediately afterwards, I received another one—he was pedaling a white bicycle vigorously, shaking his head on the main road, like a fool.

……

Duan Yan's mind immediately went blank.

It's over, it's over, it's the dog...